Realsurf Roll Call

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dondellion started the topic in Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:40am

The Realsurf ship has crashed. Into an iceberg named marcus. This was the closest island.

Is everyone accounted for?

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misterpink commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 1:52am

Heads up cunce, i've just posted mi you beaut vid of me fishing.
Check it out. Disregard the remarks, some cunce just wanna wind me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNhPJ35QzXQ

"Don't Taze me bro"

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stunet commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 2:26am

I'll take a squiz Tomtom. Leave it with me...

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tomtom commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 2:41am

All fixed. Cheers.

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Craig commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 2:45am

misterpink, I saw the Dinosaur, but where are the sharks that you claim in the title??

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clif commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 3:43am

The shark's are IN the boat, Craig.

"Don't try. That's very important: not to try." Charles Bukowski

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misterpink commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 3:54am

Feck! You're right. I accidently deleted them. :-(

how do I turn this thing off

"Don't Taze me bro"

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tomtom commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 4:02am

Oh fuck, now its gone back to the original avatar. That's it, I give up.

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tomtom commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 4:32am

misterpink is marcus. Egads.

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misterpink commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 5:59am

Settle the fuck down Judy. I am famous. But nah I'm not that guy.
Just happen love fishing in kayaks, zany headgear and pondering the imponderable.

I'd be more concerned about count. Caught him eyeballing my date.
I don't mind a bit of Steely Dan, but Countdown to Ecstasy won't sound the sagain.

Came back to say something nice about your avatar. You could use some of that I feel.
What the fuck is it?!! Looks like a candle in the wind!??

"Don't Taze me bro"

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clint_2 commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 6:47am

Hi Iggs.Don't worry, that was just a few XMas kilos from too many full strengths.

By: "freeride76"

sure, it's a typical bus driver's belly bloat, and your arms are all skinny from handing people bus ticket change all day

Still frothing on your Brazzo?

By: "freeride76"

lol.. he's gotten rid of that old heapa junk and seen him riding some new Maurico Gill proper fully sick mini mal.. this one's got a flat rocker so there's a bit more glide and rail going on..

and for me?? i'm mostly back on a 6'4 these days but have lost some excess saddlery and down around the 80kg mark
looking to scale down to a 6'2
got anything sitting idle in the back of your rack?

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t-mac commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 6:51am

"dinosaur" wrote:
"stunet" wrote:
"jimsheedy" wrote: To be totally honest it wasn't the blokes like dino that wrecked real surf

By: "stunet"

Hang on...I thought you were Dino? Or are you referring to yourself in the third person?

We need a log so I know who everyone is.


i am Dino, he is TMC

And I thought you were Buff Brad??

I am a slightly more phonetic TMC (I got sick of people calling me tee-em-see at the BBQs)

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t-mac commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 7:00am

Here are the people I am still confused about:

Jim sheady
dinosaur
windjammer
batfink
rasda
batfinl_and_karate
freeride76
misterpink
dial
Michael peterson

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jimmy commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 7:13am

t-mac wrote:
Here are the people I am still confused about:
Jim sheady Dino
dinosaur Dunno but someone from RS with 2 user names I'm thinking Pom Pom
windjammer Skipper
batfink Olds double user name I think
rasda Daryl
batfinl_and_karate Olds
freeride76 Shearer
misterpink Marcus
dial Dunno
Michael peterson RSer with double user name

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jimmy commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 7:15am

Anyway Tmac whilst your over here why don't you start a poo thread seeing as you were one of the most prolific contributors on the other one?

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t-mac commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 7:18am

That's not a horrible idea. Next time I am inspired I shall more than likely do so. It's nice to hang personal effects up in a new place to make it feel like home.

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bumfluff commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 7:26am

Here are the people I am still confused about:

Jim sheady
dinosaur
windjammer
batfink
rasda
batfinl_and_karate
freeride76
misterpink
dial
Michael peterson

By: "t-mac"

They are all Tomtom. Cept Dial. Though he's probably a bald, raging homosexual with a penchant for roller blading as well... so same thing.

SoharAdam wrote: "i hate people who are to frighten muppets to run kock pump, it's all about oversizing in 2011"

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batfink commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 10:44am

Misterpink = Marcus?????????????????? Insert surprised emoticon here, times 15 gazillion.

Surely the man who caused the downfall of the realsurf website with a devastating combination of naivete and hubris wouldn't have the hide to come over here.

Surely not.

Misterpink, tell me it isn't so. Reveal yourself.

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batfink commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 10:49am

Still trying to work out who dial is, and MP.

And I'm running with the 'dinosaur is Buff Brad' line.

Did you people notice that there's this c*#@ calling himself Nick Carroll posting to swellnet.

Wonder who he is?

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poppyrob commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 10:50am

So is it offshore here 24/7? And as the actress said to the bishop, how big does it get?

poppyrob

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jimmy commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 11:18am

Olds. You are smart enough to pick the tone of certain posters. So can I ask you.. You were B&K for months.. Are you now just BFINK?

I need a suitably Olds response before I'm convinced..

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misterpink commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 12:02pm

So is it offshore here 24/7? And as the actress said to the bishop, how big does it get?

By: "sharkattack"

SharkAttack? . You think that's funny.? What as a victim or just A sissy on the beach calling out. Listen up.
I'll say this to shut you up for now smartarse. Most of these cunts' run cock pump big time despite their muppet personas.
Go and have a cackle with Judy over that one Punch.
So watch your back in the showerblock

Now, if there weren't enough wretchedness and sorrow sweeping this godforsaken planet today I'd say I haven't come across a more pitiful bunch of reprehensible rejects as you lot.
Who's who in the zoo indeed hey.
I'm down with the count. He's a date spotter. Long face miserable cunt Peterson is a gangly mess, but brings in the chicks.
Carry on.

"Don't Taze me bro"

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jimmy commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 12:11pm

As I thought. Marcus. You are even more predictable than your retard brother. Get back over where you had some control. Oh that's right they've taken it away from you. You socially inept clown....

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misterpink commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 1:04pm

As I thought. Marcus. You are even more predictable than your retard brother. Get back over where you had some control. Oh that's right they've taken it away from you. You socially inept clown....

By: "jimmy"

:~} x >>>>>>>€

I take offence at that notion.

"Don't Taze me bro"

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poppyrob commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 1:17pm

Most of these cunts' run cock pump big time despite their muppet personas.

By: "misterpink"

Sprog on the biscuit?

poppyrob

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conjob commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 2:22pm

Hey everyone, Dingosaur is back on realsurf! You can all go follow him back there now and await his next orders.

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tomtom commented Friday, 25 Feb 2011 at 2:28pm

Came back to say something nice about your avatar. You could use some of that I feel.
What the fuck is it?!! Looks like a candle in the wind!??

By: "misterpink"

Close. It's an art piece I did.

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black-duck commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 4:47am

Where (or who) is Lessormore?

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jimmy commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 6:22am

He's LOM I believe BD..

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black-duck commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 7:46am

Thanks jimmy
Must've missed it
Insert red faced emoticon here

BTW - Old's is definitely Batfink, he's also Batfink & Karate. I think it's a split personality thing.

No doubt he will provide Old's style proof soon enough. If not, you might get a rise out of him if you go a bit redneck and put some shit on the labor party.

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bombora commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 9:52am

What's taken you fuckers so long? Now we've got 20 pages and nothing interesting except you sound like a pack of old men reminiscing on past glories.

What about some serious action?

And make with the emoticons for fuck sake.

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batfink_and_karate commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 10:18am

Olds. You are smart enough to pick the tone of certain posters. So can I ask you.. You were B&K for months.. Are you now just BFINK?

I need a suitably Olds response before I'm convinced..

By: "jimmy"

Suitably olds reponse eh? Nup, can't help you. It's Saturday night, nearly bedtime and I'm just farting around on here for a while.

You're right though, signed up as Batfink and Karate just under a year ago, just so I could make incendiary comments about Adelaide to draw Craig out. Since the realsurf rollover I asked if they could change my alias to Batfink, which they may have done, but I also set up an account as Batfink, so I'm both. All depends on which email address I enter.

I'm not sure I can pick others, takes a while to get enough information to pick up on writing styles. I'll write something somewhere along the line and you'll be convinced.

So Misterpink really is Marcus?

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batfink_and_karate commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 10:23am

What's taken you fuckers so long? Now we've got 20 pages and nothing interesting except you sound like a pack of old men reminiscing on past glories.

What about some serious action?

And make with the emoticons for fuck sake.

By: "bombora"

Just feeling our way around. Now, who the fuck are you, and where do you get off taking liberties with the realsurf refugees.

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batfink_and_karate commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 10:27am

BTW - Old's is definitely Batfink, he's also Batfink & Karate. I think it's a split personality thing.

No doubt he will provide Old's style proof soon enough. If not, you might get a rise out of him if you go a bit redneck and put some shit on the labor party.

By: "black-duck"

I made a contribution to the hate thread which may convince you.

I'm not a supporter of the Labor Party, I just have a pretty good idea of what good government is, and who is likely to provide it. I haven't written one word of support for the State Labor govt on any forum, and just as appropriately I can't remember writing anything positive about Tony Abbott's mob, and that is how it should be.

Neither are remotely capable of good government.

There you go!

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batfink_and_karate commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 10:30am

Hey everyone, Dingosaur is back on realsurf! You can all go follow him back there now and await his next orders.

By: "conjob"

Great 3rd post, oh great contributor, you!

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lom commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 11:21am

if misterpink is marcus i'll eat strawberrys and cream off my own arshole!
misterpink has made at least one post that was vaguely amusing-something mr hiiiq could only have achieved if he raided brother bumboy's warchest of happypills!

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tomtom commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 12:33pm

bum is pink marcus.

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bombora commented Saturday, 26 Feb 2011 at 9:06pm

"bombora" wrote: What's taken you fuckers so long? Now we've got 20 pages and nothing interesting except you sound like a pack of old men reminiscing on past glories.

What about some serious action?

And make with the emoticons for fuck sake.

By: "batfink_and_karate"

Just feeling our way around. Now, who the fuck are you, and where do you get off taking liberties with the realsurf refugees.

I'm me and always have been. Anyway I been here longer than you.
Just lurk because there doesn't seem to be much to sign in for. Hoped you guys would ad some spark.

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marcus commented Sunday, 27 Feb 2011 at 3:03am

t-mac wrote:
Here are the people I am still confused about:
Jim sheady Dino
dinosaur Dunno but someone from RS with 2 user names I'm thinking Pom Pom
windjammer Skipper
batfink Olds double user name I think
rasda Daryl
batfinl_and_karate Olds
freeride76 Shearer
misterpink Marcus
dial Dunno
Michael peterson RSer with double user name

By: "jimmy"

jeez your an idiot

i remember the internet when it was just for intelligent people but.

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dinosaur commented Sunday, 27 Feb 2011 at 3:11am

Look how popular I am now you twerp.
I told you they would follow me over the wall.

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misterpink commented Sunday, 27 Feb 2011 at 3:14am

Jezzus fucken- silly headgear wearing -paunchy -Mensa -struation -moderating god!

Schools OUT cunts. Let's torch the place!

"Don't Taze me bro"

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jimmy commented Sunday, 27 Feb 2011 at 6:04am

"jimmy" wrote: t-mac wrote:
Here are the people I am still confused about:
Jim sheady Dino
dinosaur Dunno but someone from RS with 2 user names I'm thinking Pom Pom
windjammer Skipper
batfink Olds double user name I think
rasda Daryl
batfinl_and_karate Olds
freeride76 Shearer
misterpink Marcus
dial Dunno
Michael peterson RSer with double user name

By: "marcus"

jeez your an idiot

I'm an idiot? Fuck me Marcus. You managed to trash a great forum in one foul swoop.
Your still copping shit about it over there.. I dont care if you've an IQ of 147 you are obviously socially inept. Piss off.

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windjammer commented Sunday, 27 Feb 2011 at 6:41am

Thought I'd have a break from all this tooing and frowing this weekend and check in now to see WHAT!!
Have you no shame Marcus? And this is the best you can come up with ?
...."jeez you're an idiot"? ....Though I'm not surprised, wit never was your strong point over 'there'.
But this is just plain embarrasing.
Talk about having your dirty laundry follow you around.

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batfink_and_karate commented Sunday, 27 Feb 2011 at 11:20pm

I'm me and always have been. Anyway I been here longer than you.
Just lurk because there doesn't seem to be much to sign in for. Hoped you guys would ad some spark.

By: "bombora"

By 25 days. Now, produce something or stfu?

Sparky enough for ya? :-)

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bombora commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 1:08am

"bombora" wrote: I'm me and always have been. Anyway I been here longer than you.
Just lurk because there doesn't seem to be much to sign in for. Hoped you guys would ad some spark.

By: "batfink_and_karate"

By 25 days. Now, produce something or stfu?

Sparky enough for ya? :-)

Oh yeah. Fuckin riveting.
I can't wait for your next instalment.

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offshore commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 2:23am

finally, i made it.
what have i missed?

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lom commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 2:31am

^^^
sadly,you've missed it all- it turned onshore about 20 pages ago

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misterpink commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 2:43am

A dozen or so prepubescant girls squealing at their first pyjamas party.

Like, heaps.

"Don't Taze me bro"

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offshore commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 3:31am

i have been following this from a far.
lived in cronulla now in melbourne and havent had time for realsurf for 4 years.
you deserters
a swarm of stingless jellyfish.
without a forum to abuse, your leader is just as dull as i thought, i am asshamed to be amongst you, there is nothing here.
dinosaur ruined realsurf, it will bounce back
his followers cried foul play.
back to the original regulars i say.

marcus you had guts,chin up old china, dino a great writer but a tosser and had to go
no one had any guts, pathetic.
BR

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offshore1 commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 4:09am

this is just too fcuking weird.

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bombora commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 5:11am

^^^^^^^^

I'm so totally confused.