Realsurf Roll Call

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dondellion started the topic in Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:40am

The Realsurf ship has crashed. Into an iceberg named marcus. This was the closest island.

Is everyone accounted for?

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toby commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:09am

See, this is where I'm confused. I thought dino was Wayne and he was one of these guys:

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But it turns out I was wrong all along and he's Jim Sheedy, the best boy grip?

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jimsheedy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:21am

Im definitely not dino or dinosaur

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Craig commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:23am

Off to a great start already, haha.

Well I hate my old username as well on the forums I use to frequent.

Batfink, can I reveal who you are, this making them guess is getting old really quickly :D

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poppyrob commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:29am

Fuck it. I'm not here either.

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windjammer commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:33am

I saw the word windjammer in a Steve Shearer quote which referenced the
Messiah, which he in turn used to confound me in another life. Thought it cruel..... damn you autocorrect....cool, so here I am.
Now I wish I was just Guard. Avon Guard.

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coops commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:34am

Even I'm here.

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lom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:08am

Lom reporting for duty SIR! Now,where were we- Dino-you're a kunt- no-a cant -agh fuck it- you're a cunt! Anyone know where the nearest Retravision is? The last one seems to have closed up shop!

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toby commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:12am

Where's Daz? I hope he comes over too ... at least I'll recognise his posting and know who at least one of you is ...

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dinosaur commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:23am

hey i am the best boy grip thank you very much you cunt poof wang

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poppyrob commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:32am

Who is this dino arsehole everyone is snogging?

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c-l-i-n-t commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:41am

who's sharkattack and dondellion ??

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misterpink commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:45am

Was that a fucking set up or what!?

"Don't Taze me bro"

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danb commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:57am

Shit, I don't know if I want to be associated with you scum bags over here...

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tomtom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 9:59am

Has anyone seen Pompom? Last I saw he was pinned under the hull.

By: "bumfluff"

I'm right here babe xx

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bumfluff commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 10:02am

Is anyone in contact with Schmental? Would love to see him back..

SoharAdam wrote: "i hate people who are to frighten muppets to run kock pump, it's all about oversizing in 2011"

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bumfluff commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 10:05am

"bumfluff" wrote: Has anyone seen Pompom? Last I saw he was pinned under the hull.

By: "tomtom"

I'm right here babe xx

Oh. So you....... Survived.

SoharAdam wrote: "i hate people who are to frighten muppets to run kock pump, it's all about oversizing in 2011"

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merkin commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 10:11am

hey i am the best boy grip thank you very much you cunt poof wang

By: "dinosaur"

I'm calling this out as not Dino - it's TomTom.

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tomtom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 10:13am

"tomtom" wrote:
"bumfluff" wrote: Has anyone seen Pompom? Last I saw he was pinned under the hull.

By: "bumfluff"

I'm right here babe xx

Oh. So you....... Survived.

Nothing can kill me, you sad little flower.

Jim, I am not dino - I have a modicum of self respect, something you need to discover for yourself. First step, stop fucking the sheep... the rest will be easy after that.

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merkin commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 10:15am

i must be dumber than dandelion cause i cant figure it out.

Also I tried to change my new avatar but it won't let me. Is this some sort of cruel penance I have to serve. doomed to look at a harlequin baby everytime I check these forums? As much as I find the little suckers amusing. I'm afraid theyve gone off the boil (no pun intended) a bit and I find they are now about as topically shocking as trevg's gynecological result.

ie: patient. Trev G. Location Queensland. Vagina. Full of sand and extremely sharp shell fragments.

So yeah can you help me out?

By: "jimsheedy"

TomTom as well.

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clif commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 10:32am

Quite the love-in ... should I shave first?

"Don't try. That's very important: not to try." Charles Bukowski

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lom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 11:16am

no- but can you tell us what your girlfriend thinks about the size of your pecker?

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jimmy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 11:24am

We can say cunt? How awesome ya bunch of cunts. Stu you'd be loving this. Can you ban Bumboy
please? I signed up in the beginning but the forums were really lame then. Maybe things are on the up..
Fong wont be here though cause the emoticons are a bit tricky..

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tomtom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 11:35am

Jeez jim, you & bum have such a strenuous relationship... wanna talk about it?

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 11:37am

Fong wont be here though cause the emoticons are a bit tricky..

By: "jimmy"

He probably still hasn't figured out that everyone has moved to Swellnet ;)

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tomtom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 11:39am

^He knows. Actually, that's giving half-mong too much credit. I take it back.

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more commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 11:53am

the word cunt will counteract the lack of emoticons.....

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clif commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 12:56pm

"my pecker", lom? Who said I had one?

"Don't try. That's very important: not to try." Charles Bukowski

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tomtom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 1:06pm

Clif is a post op tranny, lom - get with the fucking program.

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lom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 2:02pm

Hey-take it easy on me-I'm only a newbie round these parts.Any more abuse like that and I'm goon back to tell Trev-and you don't want that now do ya?

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windjammer commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 3:06pm

Be patient dear Fong. This is 'little buddy' (wink wink) here. Just finished give Marcus final spray. Letting his brother go all psycho banshee like in public like that was EPIC disgrace- !:Evil/twisted!::&!
Good to see ya made it over. It's all a bit new. Dino aka Slim Shady is prob nestle up with the sheep now. But he's found a good bit o grazing pasture and set up tents in the stealth of night here and when some of these part time swellnetters get up see the scores of real refugees sprawlled over the place they're gonna be in big shock. - here insert "!shock!" face.
:-) &:-))

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lom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 4:42pm

Only one question fong-when they let you through the pearly gates into the greener pastures here, what did you answer to "are you a cockroach or a cane toad"?

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saltman commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:59pm

Been here a little while

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rron commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:02am

joined a while back - mainly to give shearer some feedback on his "outsider" gear but did very little cause I'm a one forum guy.

already buggered up a quote so i'll have to get the hang of that.

weird...now that I can swear I don't want to...aaah the humanity!

Mitch Brennan

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rasda commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:16am

Where's Daz? I hope he comes over too ... at least I'll recognise his posting and know who at least one of you is ...

By: "toby"

Reporting as cough cough *real surf daryl* spew spew

how the fuck could Norwood Don let some dummy attacks so steadily wreck what was once a great forum, i THIN KNi'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO manguy

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rasda commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:25am

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By: "clint"

come on clit, it couldn't've been that lame wink wink

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karlos commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:32am

So where's the booger section?

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clif commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:50am

Karlos, turn left at the sign that says "foam and bedding mattresses this way". then, when you get to the front door, turn left, go out the back and there will be a Skipp's Bin. The offcuts are in there.

"Don't try. That's very important: not to try." Charles Bukowski

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jimmy commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:50am

Good to see you over here Karlos.. They'll probably make just for you pal.

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rasda commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:57am

So where's the booger section?

By: "karlos"

meanie, marcus is going to bust a leg getting you back for that

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rasda commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 1:58am

Karlos, turn left at the sign that says "foam and bedding mattresses this way". then, when you get to the front door, turn left, go out the back and there will be a Skipp's Bin. The offcuts are in there.

By: "clif"

that's what I meant, is there a place for demented pisspants

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lom commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 2:24am

e wrote:
So where's the booger section?

Done -this is starting to feel more like home every day!
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freeride76 commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 2:30am

Anyone seen a mini-mal riding IT geek?

Slightly paunchy and fond of midget Brazilians?

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Craig commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 2:31am

Yep, saw him a few pages back Steve

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windjammer commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 2:39am

Thought i heard him in the ablutions block this morning..

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rasda commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 2:57am

cold turkey, the only way to go

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black-duck commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 3:01am

ok youse cunce, I'm in.

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lom commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 3:07am

No you're not- until you post a pic!

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barstardos1 commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 3:09am

been here a while.
hasnt been many epic swell generating systems on the far horizon for me to waffle about so I dont have much to say

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jimmy commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 3:15am

Anyone seen a mini-mal riding IT geek?

Slightly paunchy and fond of midget Brazilians?

By: "freeride76"

He's Clint Steve.

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windjammer commented Thursday, 24 Feb 2011 at 3:32am

"toby" wrote: Where's Daz? I hope he comes over too ... at least I'll recognise his posting and know who at least one of you is ...

By: "rasda"

Reporting as cough cough *real surf daryl* spew spew

how the fuck could Norwood Don let some dummy attacks so steadily wreck what was once a great forum, i THIN KNi'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO manguy

ah ha! there you are...rasda? i'm thinking who the figleaf is rasda...should't it be ...reporting as surreal da...?
You were deeply offended by my likening security Guard/Watermelonman's Excorsist rants to a merging of you and Borat i assume.?

Speaking of which, anyone witness last night's hallucinogenic ramblings? EPIC!