Realsurf Roll Call

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dondellion started the topic in Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:40am

The Realsurf ship has crashed. Into an iceberg named marcus. This was the closest island.

Is everyone accounted for?

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toby commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:45am

I'm here, same user name.

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merkin commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:45am

Who the fuck are you?

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more commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:49am

been here for a while, not sure exactly wtf is goin on, but seems shit has the fan over at RS.....

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thermalben commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:50am

I've been here since the start.

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bumfluff commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:50am

Has anyone seen Pompom? Last I saw he was pinned under the hull.

SoharAdam wrote: "i hate people who are to frighten muppets to run kock pump, it's all about oversizing in 2011"

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:52am

Beachbanga, thought it was a good time to change that fucking shit username...

No censorship? Fuck cunt wog fag?

This place is beautiful.

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channel-bottom commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:55am

Present although a good op to change the user name... don't know Toby but from his home town.

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:01am

Who the fuck are you?

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stunet commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:03am

Yeah I'm here too. Got sick of that 2nd Reef moniker 5 minutes after I thought of it.

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c-l-i-n-t commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:05am

howdy

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freeride76 commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:25am

Hi my names Steve Shearer and I'm an alcoholic.

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clif commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:26am

I'm not here ... :-)

"Don't try. That's very important: not to try." Charles Bukowski

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freeride76 commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:27am

Not really.....but I do drink XXXX Gold.

Unless someone has some muddled ginger in a glass of rum nearby.

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jimsheedy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:31am

Ive been here since the start. I joined up after I was called a spingity spingity boo on the real surf forums, after my second post by some kook called dinosaur. Its a nice forum I hope you realsurfers don't wreck it

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batfink_and_karate commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:37am

Yep, I'm here, just not sure whether to let on who I was at realsurf. I'm sick of that bloke.

Actually, I'm sick of this moniker too.

Stu, can you abbreviate my moniker just to 'Batfink'. Fuck Karate, who needs him.

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stunet commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:40am

^^ I can do that?

Oh fuck yeah, I'm a MODERATOR!!!!!

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stunet commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:41am

But nah, cant change your name. Dont have those powers.

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brendo commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:43am

i'm here, but I'm not... some other bloke had this username on RS. I posted a few times there but not a lot, seems every thread ended up in a pissing match on an unrelated topic...it got lame pretty quick.

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:49am

2nd reef as a moderator! Now that's what I want to hear.

What are your regulations on harlequin babies and calling jimsheedy a cunt?

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nosedrip commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:51am

Where's wanto?

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batfink_and_karate commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:51am

But nah, cant change your name. Dont have those powers.

By: "stunet"

Well find someone who can you flipping ponce, he can't be further than an arm's length away. By the way, I think I just reported your post as abusive or spam or something, accidentally, while trying to quote. Tell Ben that you were being nice and not to worry about it.

some other bloke had this username on RS. I posted a few times there but not a lot, seems every thread ended up in a pissing match on an unrelated topic...it got lame pretty quick.

By: "brendo"

Yep, sadly, it's what we do best. Hold on to your seat.

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:56am

^^

Mate, surely it's not that hard to just make another account?

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batfink_and_karate commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:57am

Beachbanga, thought it was a good time to change that fucking shit username...

No censorship? Fuck cunt wog fag?

This place is beautiful.

By: "dondellion"

So beachbanga was shit, which I agree, and then you decided on donddellion??????????

Certainly makes me feel better. :-)

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jimsheedy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:58am

Hey Stu how do i change my login email?

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batfink_and_karate commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 6:59am

^^

Mate, surely it's not that hard to just make another account?

By: "dondellion"

Not that hard at all, just thought I would be lazy and see if Stu is up to it.

No more stories from Stu, he'll be too busy moderating the shit fights in the forums. :-) :-)

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stunet commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:06am

Hey Stu how do i change my login email?

By: "jimsheedy"

Gotta go into 'account' Jim. Up at top right of page and I think it's all there.

I think...

I'll take a look. Kind've new to this meself.

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bumfluff commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:07am

Who the fuck are you Batfink?

SoharAdam wrote: "i hate people who are to frighten muppets to run kock pump, it's all about oversizing in 2011"

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jimsheedy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:12am

"jimsheedy" wrote: Hey Stu how do i change my login email?

By: "stunet"

Gotta go into 'account' Jim. Up at top right of page and I think it's all there.

I think...

I'll take a look. Kind've new to this meself.

yeah i did that, doesn't work

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toby commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:13am

Who's jimsheedy? Some reference to that name on the dying forum but I didn't get it being out of the loop. Dino? Or olds?

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:16am

So beachbanga was shit, which I agree, and then you decided on donddellion??????????

Certainly makes me feel better. :-)

By: "batfink_and_karate"

Heh! Well if you really want to know, Don's my middle name and since there are so many Dons in the forums these days I added a dellion to help try separate myself...

So batfink, let it out, who the fuck are you? Damage?

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merkin commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:17am

Sound of the obvious whooshing over Fluffy and Banga's head - that's old news.

And whoever's running this carnival can we please have a crackdown on spelling and grammar - I can live with harlequin babies but if I see another another misplaced apostrophe I'll squick myself.

Also I've sent Mr Freeride a PM - how's he meant to see it unless he goes looking for PM's?

And how about some of those hopeless cheesy grin thingos?

How do I post a pic of my deformed penis?

At least this joint has relevant surf reports and astute forecasts.

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freeride76 commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:20am

Look at the avatar.

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:21am

Dino's back. The world is right again.

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toby commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:22am

Also I've sent Mr Freeride a PM - how's he meant to see it unless he goes looking for PM's?

By: "merkin"

Yeah, I want automatic emails with hotlinks to the most recent post in a thread I've posted in. And auto-emails for PMs too. None of this manual checking shit.

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batfink commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:24am

How do I post a pic of my deformed penis?

By: "merkin"

Exactly, straight to the heart of the matter.

Plus Coops will want to know whether it's OK to post pics of copraphiliacs going at it.

Ah Coops, you cross the line once and the elephant never forgets.

The boys in the swellnet cupboard are shitting themselves wondering if this is a good thing, or the end of their site.

I have to admit that I'm wondering that too.

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batfink commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:26am

Heh! Well if you really want to know, Don's my middle name and since there are so many Dons in the forums these days I added a dellion to help try separate myself...

So batfink, let it out, who the fuck are you? Damage?

By: "dondellion"

You'll work it out, I've left a clue. So has merkin. No offence meant BTW, picking a good alias is harder than picking a deeply entrenched booger. Much harder.

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bumfluff commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:28am

So batfink, let it out, who the fuck are you? Damage?

By: "dondellion"

You must be a dumb cunt too..

SoharAdam wrote: "i hate people who are to frighten muppets to run kock pump, it's all about oversizing in 2011"

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batfink commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:29am

While we're here bitching, get your active topics shit working. This hasn't hit the top 1000 yet, I don't think it even appears, and it has to be the most active topic going.

Ok, think I'm going home now.

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stunet commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:30am

"merkin" wrote: Also I've sent Mr Freeride a PM - how's he meant to see it unless he goes looking for PM's?

By: "toby"

Yeah, I want automatic emails with hotlinks to the most recent post in a thread I've posted in. And auto-emails for PMs too. None of this manual checking shit.

The whole Swellnet site is getting a bit of birthday shortly, including the forums. There's a few things that don't work too well but they haven't been much of a priority. It'll all happen soon enough.

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dondellion commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:34am

"dondellion" wrote:

So batfink, let it out, who the fuck are you? Damage?

By: "bumfluff"

You must be a dumb cunt too..

Nah, finally figured it out... Where's the blush smiley thingy when you need it?

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ross-a commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:35am

Scroopulis signing in....

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bumfluff commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:36am

Where are the smileys anyway? What the fuck will Fong do?

SoharAdam wrote: "i hate people who are to frighten muppets to run kock pump, it's all about oversizing in 2011"

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toby commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:41am

Call me a dumb cunt because I don't know who half of you are. Not even the apparently obvious ones that the rest of you have got.

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merkin commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:43am

Call me a dumb cunt because I don't know who half of you are. Not even the apparently obvious ones that the rest of you have got.

By: "toby"

Just to make it easy for you I'm Merkin.

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jimsheedy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:44am

i must be dumber than dandelion cause i cant figure it out.

Also I tried to change my new avatar but it won't let me. Is this some sort of cruel penance I have to serve. doomed to look at a harlequin baby everytime I check these forums? As much as I find the little suckers amusing. I'm afraid theyve gone off the boil (no pun intended) a bit and I find they are now about as topically shocking as trevg's gynecological result.

ie: patient. Trev G. Location Queensland. Vagina. Full of sand and extremely sharp shell fragments.

So yeah can you help me out?

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dinosaur commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 7:57am

Jim your such a dumb cunt

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dinosaur commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:00am

I am glad you all followed me over here.

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dinosaur commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:01am

I want to be moderator you cunts.
or we are leaving.
who is with me?

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jimsheedy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:02am

good one buffy

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jimsheedy commented Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 8:03am

No maybe tomtom