Realsurf Roll Call

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dondellion started the topic in Wednesday, 23 Feb 2011 at 5:40am

The Realsurf ship has crashed. Into an iceberg named marcus. This was the closest island.

Is everyone accounted for?

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the-count commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 5:33am

Do you live in a sphere? Go sit in the corner.

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lom commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 5:44am

I can't tell them apart- they have the same avatar!

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batfink_and_karate commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 6:31am

Oh yeah. Fuckin riveting.
I can't wait for your next instalment.

By: "bombora"

Maybe another time bombo. Feel free to spark up yourself anytime.

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batfink_and_karate commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 6:37am

back to the original regulars i say.

By: "offshore"

So you deserted realsurf 4 years ago and arc up at the deserters.

Who are the original regulars. Would that be everyone who arrived on or before the day you got here?

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jimsheedy commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 8:24am

this forum gives me a headache

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bombora commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 9:11am

"bombora" wrote: Oh yeah. Fuckin riveting.
I can't wait for your next instalment.

By: "batfink_and_karate"

Maybe another time bombo. Feel free to spark up yourself anytime.

Scintillating, simply scintillating.
I'm on the edge of my seat.

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misterpink commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 10:04am

this forum gives me a headache

By: "jimsheedy"

Half a bottle Brandy and a handful of Rohy's should do the trick.
You could lose the head gear too, and if pain persists, log off.

"Don't Taze me bro"

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poppyrob commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 10:50am

I just done a bit of research here in the Swellnet Forum. Theres been about 5800 look arounds in the "Realsurf Roll Call" thread. The most popular in the Swellnet forum. The closest thread to it is the "Lara Bingle" thread. And she's only been looked into 3800 times. And she hasn't been looked into since September last year.

poppyrob

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windjammer commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 11:25am

22 pages. 221 posts. 5,885 views (at this moment).
All in less than 1 week!

Bigger than Bingle.
Bigger than Bra Boys
Bigger than Notorious!

'where will it end'

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misterpink commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 11:29am

222 Pugwash.

Probably when that cunt Dino pulls his one ball schlong out and waves it in an advertisers face.

"Don't Taze me bro"

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poppyrob commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 12:47pm

I wonder why Lara has been looked into for almost 6 months. Hygiene?

poppyrob

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puff-n-fluff commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 1:00pm

this forum gives me a headache

By: "jimsheedy"

One should never drink on an empty brain.

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misterpink commented Monday, 28 Feb 2011 at 1:06pm

Oh heavenly mother of Christ's harlequin baby.

Now I've got a headache.

Expect we'll see Noddy come toot tooting round the bend now .

Where's those eye roll emotifuckingcons when you need them.

"Don't Taze me bro"

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rasda commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 12:26am

Imagetootoot

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t-mac commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 1:43am

Fuck 5800 views. This could be the last chance for some of you to do something memorable with your lives. Of course we will have to ignore the fact that you took a fantastic opportunity to start something new and squandered it by rehashing other peoples past ideas like "other things I hate" and such. So if you are going to be remembered it sure as shit won't be for doing something original.

In the mean time I think you should all go fuck yourselves with your untrimmed thumbnails, but don't forget to wipe the shit from under your fingernails before you tuck your thalidomide children into bed.

And what about the original swellnet users? Surely you must be upset that a bunch of forum rejects have invaded your little slice of naive paradise and became the most popular kids on the site within a week? This site was always considered to be on par with seabreeze with regards to the brain numbing boringness exhibited in the red hot topics like "Are surfing reports making the waves more crowded?" Perhaps this is your opportunity to take it to the realsurf blow ins and prove that you are not a bunch of beige, rice cake eating mother fuckers.

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clif commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 3:11am

Fuck you, kook. I wear beige cardigans (so hot right now) and love rice cakes (they stop my belly from swelling and keep me regular). And this means I am better than you. Now, piss off blow-in.

"Don't try. That's very important: not to try." Charles Bukowski

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batfink_and_karate commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 4:27am

Scintillating, simply scintillating.
I'm on the edge of my seat.

By: "bombora"

Wrong bloke to try this on bombo. You'll struggle till doomsday to get a rise out of me.

Good of you to put your hand up as the class clown though. Saves having to work out who the trolls are!

Well said T-Mac. That might just be the irritant required.

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tomtom commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 6:55am

I dunno if Swellnet actually has regulars to get a rise out of.

Saying that, I heard there's a dumb cunt by the name of jimmy that'll bite easily.

He'll make up for the lack of SN 'tards.

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offshore1 commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 2:03pm

You're right of course t-macca. original, no. but, f'ginel, this is by far the best realsurf raid yet!

otway's kiwi foray was pretty good value too. t'was a pisstake par excellance..

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puff-n-fluff_2 commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 2:07pm

You're right of course t-macca. original, no. but, f'ginel, this is by far the best realsurf raid yet!

By: "offshore1"

This has got nothing on the Seabreeze raid. They weren't sure what to make of anyone especially TMC...

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offshore1 commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 2:17pm

fair call, puffdiddy. But for sheer size, scope and numbers, we've farkin taken over the joint. Not that there was much here..
shearer, clif and lucky al are all curled up in foetal positions frantically thumbing through their Roger's Thesauruses looking for some kind of meaning and shivering like chooks hearing Pink Floyd for the first time..

(insert mr. green here)

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offshore1 commented Tuesday, 1 Mar 2011 at 2:25pm

and now it seems that the dust has settled over there at the realsurf ranch -- marcus has likely been put in the padded cell next to his elephantitis-dicked brother -- and trev has stepped up and is guiding the paddy-wagon train with a steady hand.
dino seems to be back in some form too.

show's over here unless olds and bombie start a blue...

(another mr green)

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rasda commented Wednesday, 2 Mar 2011 at 2:52am

Fuck 'emImageImage

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groundswell commented Wednesday, 9 Mar 2011 at 2:32am

Im the real dino and this place isnt up to my standards.

Everyone meet me here-
http://gaydar.com/

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sharktowerman commented Wednesday, 20 Apr 2011 at 4:00am

before i leave i can just quickly say

suxed in dino on getting banned'

haha....this place is for sooks...and u know it

cunt

p.s souths will beat easts

By: "fong"

Is dino banned from this site ALREADY? at least olds is still here. Just don't mention Paul Keating and we'll be right!

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bigwayne commented Wednesday, 20 Apr 2011 at 9:48pm

now gentlemen , one has let the derogotory comments go on long enough! swellnet is made up of a whole different set of rules and one of the reasons that we can speak freely on this site is that we are all expected to act as GENTLEMEN ! this is the reason we have no need for the "fun" police to be called. i can see , by the way that some of the immigrants from hoaxsurf conduct themselves , that there was a definate need for said police. all of us can say what we like here , no doubt, but if conduct of the great unwashed is not up to standard read gentlemenly then why bother posting or even coming on this site? if you want the same uncoothness of hoaxsurf on this site than you will be sorely dissapointed and that would lead one to say , stay on hoaxsurf and dont come to ones local and try to get a "wave". the "sydney" vibe, read oneupmanship, in the water at hoaxsurf is the reason, amoung others, for this site. so please GENTLEMEN please try to conduct yourselves in the manner that the good folk here at swellnet are requireing. to that end , refain from profanity and the use of name calling and threats of violence , the blatant use of these prove that you dont have the reqirements needed to be in the "lineup".this is the thinkingmans surf site and not for oafs

this was bought to you by a caring and sharing, all round ladeis man and knower of all things HRH bigwayne

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looney commented Thursday, 21 Apr 2011 at 1:53am

hint...... self promoting surfing assless dot com....... lurks amongst us

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udo commented Saturday, 5 Jul 2014 at 8:23pm

Some sat night reading here for you Welly.

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shaun commented Saturday, 5 Jul 2014 at 9:13pm

Ahhh, I miss you big wanker, all 27 of youse

I'm the scab you keep picking off and is there again the next day.

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wellymon commented Saturday, 5 Jul 2014 at 9:33pm

Youre Quick Westie;)

UDO, I Read this before and it made no sense to me at all, hahahaha.

Now I'm starting to realise.

You have to realise though, I can't even read a weather map, let alone get to the beach to check the surf out in a hurry.
I have a donkey and the newspaper is redundant here in the hills.

Our brains are too small at the moment to comprehend the reality of what's happening in our forests . We're only just waking up so to speak . The big problem is we think we know everything, we are specks of dust on a timeline and we know nothing .