The Aqua Dummy Award!!

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Sheepdog started the topic in Tuesday, 2 Dec 2014 at 4:43pm

The best dummy spits.......

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Sheepdog commented Tuesday, 2 Dec 2014 at 4:54pm

And this week's nominees for the aqua dummy are........

mibs-oner - - - Stop being a fuckwit pooh beach. This ain't a stabmag forum

Blowin --- I'd rather..... Crack a rib trying to suck my own dick , thanks.

stunet --- You arc up on FB, that makes people curious, they click on your link and, lo and behold what do they see?! Yes, you guessed it, the same place, photographed by you and named by you. Well done Champ...

barley --- I'll give ya a little tip to make your job a bit easier stoo. stick to making coffee and let ben and craig handle wotd!!

freeride76 --- Fuck you can be a pedantic bastard sometimes Dawg.

Sheepdog --- Keep ya pants on Mr "it aint 3/10 at Ballina boy".... Now that's pedantic......

Voting closes at midnight 5/12/14...

Sheepdog

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thermalben commented Tuesday, 2 Dec 2014 at 5:04pm

Hahahahahahaha

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Craig commented Tuesday, 2 Dec 2014 at 5:09pm

Haha, some crackers in there and it's only Tuesday afternoon!

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floyd commented Tuesday, 2 Dec 2014 at 5:57pm

Quality

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Sheepdog commented Tuesday, 2 Dec 2014 at 8:13pm

Early voting has barley out in a clear lead.......

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southey commented Tuesday, 2 Dec 2014 at 10:03pm

where's Swellnets resident archivist " Udo " when you need him ...
I'm sure there is some real classics esp. in a few of the more " colourful Threads " ...
Barley has got my vote so far ... fancy trying to humiliate the very person your trying to coax to your request/needs ....
I wish I had access to pretty much most of m towns posts . some real gems there .

" SA's Reserve Capacity "

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udo commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 5:45am

Just for you Southey....wax on : pros keeping there mouths shut.

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shaun commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 6:44am

Stu:
Nice work Shaun. First you take this comments thread off rails, make it hostile and aggressive forcing me to react, then you alter quotes - including my own - playing havoc with the thread, and finally you accuse us of taking money from Patagonia for it. Only at the end do you ask if it's advertorial to which I answered with an emphatic no.

And then a few months later:
Fortunately I never surf in boardies, only in a wetsuit - a $900 fully sealed, seven-way-stretch, highest-tech, reinforced gussets, wonder wetsuit. Wouldn't surf in anything less.

I'm the scab you keep picking off and is there again the next day.

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fitzroy-21 commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 7:57am

In the archives there would be a few from the likes of Tyler Durden and who could forget Backbeach! :)

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udo commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 8:06am

No aqua award, but HRH big waynes posts were legendary.

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fitzroy-21 commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 8:10am

Ha, yeah Udo, I have no doubt we have forgotten a couple of others too.

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udo commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 8:33am

Stu on tyler durden : youre like a fucking mosquito annoying and relentless.

Swellnet saves the world is def good reread......Had forgotten how much flak Tyler copped.

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stunet commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 8:29am

shaun wrote: Stu: Nice work Shaun. First you take this comments thread off rails, make it hostile and aggressive forcing me to react, then you alter quotes - including my own - playing havoc with the thread, and finally you accuse us of taking money from Patagonia for it. Only at the end do you ask if it's advertorial to which I answered with an emphatic no. And then a few months later: Fortunately I never surf in boardies, only in a wetsuit - a $900 fully sealed, seven-way-stretch, highest-tech, reinforced gussets, wonder wetsuit. Wouldn't surf in anything less.

Nice one Shaun/Morris...morons who miss obvious sarcasm - a $900 wonder wetsuit with seven way stretch??? - make my day, and with you around I'm always smiling.

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floyd commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 8:39am

udo wrote: No aqua award, but HRH big waynes posts were legendary.

too true
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shaun commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 10:03am

stunet wrote:

shaun wrote: Stu: Nice work Shaun. First you take this comments thread off rails, make it hostile and aggressive forcing me to react, then you alter quotes - including my own - playing havoc with the thread, and finally you accuse us of taking money from Patagonia for it. Only at the end do you ask if it's advertorial to which I answered with an emphatic no. And then a few months later: Fortunately I never surf in boardies, only in a wetsuit - a $900 fully sealed, seven-way-stretch, highest-tech, reinforced gussets, wonder wetsuit. Wouldn't surf in anything less.

Nice one Shaun/Morris...morons who miss obvious sarcasm - a $900 wonder wetsuit with seven way stretch??? - make my day, and with you around I'm always smiling.

:-D))

I'm the scab you keep picking off and is there again the next day.

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yorkessurfer commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 10:58am

tonybarber wrote: YS.. I sense you support the ISIS
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Sheepdog commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 11:10am

Gday, yorko... This new award is on a weekly basis.... Unfortunately, all comments before 25/11/14 can't be counted... The comments above were the cream of the crop between 25/11 - 2/12...... ;P

Barley still has a slight lead over Fr, but Stu has made ground this morning (quite dramatically).... I think his dummy spit in the dummy spit awards has works a treat :p .... Not many votes for me, possibly because I have used that "Mr it aint 3/10 at Ballina boy" before... Quite discerning voters, marking down on lack of originality..... And fair enough....

Remember people, if you want your favourite aqua dummy spitter to make it through this week and therefore go into the running for the annual aqua dummy spitter of the year ( held Dec 2015), you have to get on the lines and vote!!!!!

Sheepdog

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yorkessurfer commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 11:36am

Ah ok Sheepy how about this?

yorkessurfer wrote:
tonybarber wrote: YS.. I sense you support the ISIS

I nominate myself for dragging up this old comment?
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Sheepdog commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 11:46am

You'll have to do better than that, YS..... :)

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Craig commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 11:50am

Haha, desperate stuff YS, very desperate!

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barley commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 12:56pm

hope I fuckn win it!!

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Sheepdog commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 1:34pm

Stu is closing in, barley.......

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floyd commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 2:55pm

the award you will be winning bare balls is the knucklehead award which you'll be sharing with tones barber.

nick3 & grocer where are you?

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stunet commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 3:05pm

Sheepdog wrote: Stu is closing in, barley.......

No fair SD, you posted that hypothetical question that I responded to.

This is a stitch up!

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shaun commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 3:25pm

Hold on I'll find a longer stick and give it a bit of a sharpen and give stu a poke, see what we get

I'm the scab you keep picking off and is there again the next day.

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Sheepdog commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 4:29pm

stunet wrote:

Sheepdog wrote: Stu is closing in, barley.......

No fair SD, you posted that hypothetical question that I responded to.

This is a stitch up!

The voters are always right, stu...... But there's a long way to go till Friday midnight.....

Sheepdog

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wellymon commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 5:01pm

Boring....!!!!!
Yah all a bunch of cockheads;)

Patagonia rules.

Our brains are too small at the moment to comprehend the reality of what's happening in our forests . We're only just waking up so to speak . The big problem is we think we know everything, we are specks of dust on a timeline and we know nothing .

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Sheepdog commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 5:24pm

Deliberate or rehearsed dummy spits will never make the cut, welly...... Talk about a "try hard".... ;)

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wellymon commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 5:40pm

GEEZ Sheepio you have all the [email protected] being so pedantic...

Anyways just wait for the next forecast ...?

Love the forecast
http://www.metvuw.com/forecast/forecast.php?type=rain&region=swp&noofdays=7

Changed a little eh....?

The weather changes like quotes from swellnutters from day to day ;-P

Our brains are too small at the moment to comprehend the reality of what's happening in our forests . We're only just waking up so to speak . The big problem is we think we know everything, we are specks of dust on a timeline and we know nothing .

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yorkessurfer commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 6:06pm

Look enough of this silliness! These awards are a serious business, there can be only one winner and someone always feels robbed. Stu's dummy spit was entertaining because he's usually as cool as a cucumber, an iceman if you will?
Moderating these forums requires a cool head and nerves of steel all would agree? Sort of like a teacher attempting to control a class of unruly juvenile delinquents?

I have tried to keep impartial by self-nominating but that didn't wash with the judges so I'm gonna put my neck on the line and nominate 'barley' purely for the monster he created when he began this line of comments on yesterday's WOTD thread.

No hard feelings barles' and see out in the lineup at Ch..... oh shit I nearly said it, um yeah see you out at that secret spot that nobody knows about!

Can we talk about somewhere else now?

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barley commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 6:51pm

Fuck yeah winner!! Eat shit @flogginator...oh thats right you already do!!

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Sheepdog commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 6:52pm

wellymon wrote: GEEZ Sheepio you have all the [email protected] being so pedantic...

Anyways just wait for the next forecast ...?

Love the forecast
http://www.metvuw.com/forecast/forecast.php?type=rain&region=swp&noofdays=7

Changed a little eh....?

The weather changes like quotes from swellnutters from day to day ;-P

Still trough, welly.... Still unstable.... Still a not too bad "back of a high" fetch.... Still 3 foot on the way...

Sheepdog

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Sheepdog commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 6:54pm

Yorko... There's been a bit of money put on Mibs oner.... A dark horse, yes.... But at 20 to 1, he's quite good value.... :)

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grog-an commented Wednesday, 3 Dec 2014 at 9:05pm

WORDY SAID IT, SO BAD LUCK!!!

WORDY SAID IT, SO BAD LUCK!!

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Sheepdog commented Saturday, 6 Dec 2014 at 12:35pm

Well, the votes have been counted.... It is with great pleasure, that I hereby announce the first ever winner of the Swellnet Aqua Dummy Award..... In the end, the voting was quite tight.... But a late plunge gave us a clear winner....

And the winner is........ ( sound of opening envelope)
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BARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( crowd goes nuts)

Congratulations, Barley.... Let's all just kick back and relive this historic dummy spit directed at Stunet one more time...

" I'll give ya a little tip to make your job a bit easier stoo. stick to making coffee and let ben and craig handle wotd!! "......

Ahh classic stuff.......
We hoped you all enjoyed this broadcast.... And we look forward to seeing all again... Until then it's "go f*ck yourself", from Swellnets Aqua Dummy Awards.....

Sheepdog

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wellymon commented Saturday, 6 Dec 2014 at 12:57pm

Ping Pong anyone
Dave the Rave are you keen...?

Our brains are too small at the moment to comprehend the reality of what's happening in our forests . We're only just waking up so to speak . The big problem is we think we know everything, we are specks of dust on a timeline and we know nothing .

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Sheepdog commented Saturday, 6 Dec 2014 at 5:58pm

Is that ping pong or ting tong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP9ShgxE2_A

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