The Aqua Dummy Award!!
And this week's nominees for the aqua dummy are........
mibs-oner - - - Stop being a fuckwit pooh beach. This ain't a stabmag forum
Blowin --- I'd rather..... Crack a rib trying to suck my own dick , thanks.
stunet --- You arc up on FB, that makes people curious, they click on your link and, lo and behold what do they see?! Yes, you guessed it, the same place, photographed by you and named by you. Well done Champ...
barley --- I'll give ya a little tip to make your job a bit easier stoo. stick to making coffee and let ben and craig handle wotd!!
freeride76 --- Fuck you can be a pedantic bastard sometimes Dawg.
Sheepdog --- Keep ya pants on Mr "it aint 3/10 at Ballina boy".... Now that's pedantic......
Voting closes at midnight 5/12/14...
Hahahahahahaha
Haha, some crackers in there and it's only Tuesday afternoon!
Quality
Early voting has barley out in a clear lead.......
where's Swellnets resident archivist " Udo " when you need him ...
I'm sure there is some real classics esp. in a few of the more " colourful Threads " ...
Barley has got my vote so far ... fancy trying to humiliate the very person your trying to coax to your request/needs ....
I wish I had access to pretty much most of m towns posts . some real gems there .
Just for you Southey....wax on : pros keeping there mouths shut.
Stu:
Nice work Shaun. First you take this comments thread off rails, make it hostile and aggressive forcing me to react, then you alter quotes - including my own - playing havoc with the thread, and finally you accuse us of taking money from Patagonia for it. Only at the end do you ask if it's advertorial to which I answered with an emphatic no.
And then a few months later:
Fortunately I never surf in boardies, only in a wetsuit - a $900 fully sealed, seven-way-stretch, highest-tech, reinforced gussets, wonder wetsuit. Wouldn't surf in anything less.
In the archives there would be a few from the likes of Tyler Durden and who could forget Backbeach! :)
No aqua award, but HRH big waynes posts were legendary.
Ha, yeah Udo, I have no doubt we have forgotten a couple of others too.
Stu on tyler durden : youre like a fucking mosquito annoying and relentless.
Swellnet saves the world is def good reread......Had forgotten how much flak Tyler copped.
shaun wrote:Stu: Nice work Shaun. First you take this comments thread off rails, make it hostile and aggressive forcing me to react, then you alter quotes - including my own - playing havoc with the thread, and finally you accuse us of taking money from Patagonia for it. Only at the end do you ask if it's advertorial to which I answered with an emphatic no. And then a few months later: Fortunately I never surf in boardies, only in a wetsuit - a $900 fully sealed, seven-way-stretch, highest-tech, reinforced gussets, wonder wetsuit. Wouldn't surf in anything less.
Nice one Shaun/Morris...morons who miss obvious sarcasm - a $900 wonder wetsuit with seven way stretch??? - make my day, and with you around I'm always smiling.
udo wrote:No aqua award, but HRH big waynes posts were legendary.
too true
stunet wrote:
shaun wrote:Stu: Nice work Shaun. First you take this comments thread off rails, make it hostile and aggressive forcing me to react, then you alter quotes - including my own - playing havoc with the thread, and finally you accuse us of taking money from Patagonia for it. Only at the end do you ask if it's advertorial to which I answered with an emphatic no. And then a few months later: Fortunately I never surf in boardies, only in a wetsuit - a $900 fully sealed, seven-way-stretch, highest-tech, reinforced gussets, wonder wetsuit. Wouldn't surf in anything less.
Nice one Shaun/Morris...morons who miss obvious sarcasm - a $900 wonder wetsuit with seven way stretch??? - make my day, and with you around I'm always smiling.
:-D))
tonybarber wrote:YS.. I sense you support the ISIS
Gday, yorko... This new award is on a weekly basis.... Unfortunately, all comments before 25/11/14 can't be counted... The comments above were the cream of the crop between 25/11 - 2/12...... ;P
Barley still has a slight lead over Fr, but Stu has made ground this morning (quite dramatically).... I think his dummy spit in the dummy spit awards has works a treat :p .... Not many votes for me, possibly because I have used that "Mr it aint 3/10 at Ballina boy" before... Quite discerning voters, marking down on lack of originality..... And fair enough....
Remember people, if you want your favourite aqua dummy spitter to make it through this week and therefore go into the running for the annual aqua dummy spitter of the year ( held Dec 2015), you have to get on the lines and vote!!!!!
Ah ok Sheepy how about this?
yorkessurfer wrote:tonybarber wrote:YS.. I sense you support the ISIS
I nominate myself for dragging up this old comment?
You'll have to do better than that, YS..... :)
Haha, desperate stuff YS, very desperate!
hope I fuckn win it!!
Stu is closing in, barley.......
the award you will be winning bare balls is the knucklehead award which you'll be sharing with tones barber.
nick3 & grocer where are you?
Sheepdog wrote:Stu is closing in, barley.......
No fair SD, you posted that hypothetical question that I responded to.
This is a stitch up!
Hold on I'll find a longer stick and give it a bit of a sharpen and give stu a poke, see what we get
stunet wrote:
Sheepdog wrote:Stu is closing in, barley.......
No fair SD, you posted that hypothetical question that I responded to.
This is a stitch up!
The voters are always right, stu...... But there's a long way to go till Friday midnight.....
Boring....!!!!!
Yah all a bunch of cockheads;)
Patagonia rules.
Deliberate or rehearsed dummy spits will never make the cut, welly...... Talk about a "try hard".... ;)
GEEZ Sheepio you have all the answers...!@ being so pedantic...
Anyways just wait for the next forecast ...?
Love the forecast
http://www.metvuw.com/forecast/forecast.php?type=rain®ion=swp&noofdays=7
Changed a little eh....?
The weather changes like quotes from swellnutters from day to day ;-P
Look enough of this silliness! These awards are a serious business, there can be only one winner and someone always feels robbed. Stu's dummy spit was entertaining because he's usually as cool as a cucumber, an iceman if you will?
Moderating these forums requires a cool head and nerves of steel all would agree? Sort of like a teacher attempting to control a class of unruly juvenile delinquents?
I have tried to keep impartial by self-nominating but that didn't wash with the judges so I'm gonna put my neck on the line and nominate 'barley' purely for the monster he created when he began this line of comments on yesterday's WOTD thread.
No hard feelings barles' and see out in the lineup at Ch..... oh shit I nearly said it, um yeah see you out at that secret spot that nobody knows about!
Can we talk about somewhere else now?
Fuck yeah winner!! Eat shit @flogginator...oh thats right you already do!!
wellymon wrote:GEEZ Sheepio you have all the answers...!@ being so pedantic...
Anyways just wait for the next forecast ...?
Love the forecast
http://www.metvuw.com/forecast/forecast.php?type=rain®ion=swp&noofdays=7Changed a little eh....?
The weather changes like quotes from swellnutters from day to day ;-P
Still trough, welly.... Still unstable.... Still a not too bad "back of a high" fetch.... Still 3 foot on the way...
Yorko... There's been a bit of money put on Mibs oner.... A dark horse, yes.... But at 20 to 1, he's quite good value.... :)
WORDY SAID IT, SO BAD LUCK!!!
Well, the votes have been counted.... It is with great pleasure, that I hereby announce the first ever winner of the Swellnet Aqua Dummy Award..... In the end, the voting was quite tight.... But a late plunge gave us a clear winner....
And the winner is........ ( sound of opening envelope)
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BARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( crowd goes nuts)
Congratulations, Barley.... Let's all just kick back and relive this historic dummy spit directed at Stunet one more time...
" I'll give ya a little tip to make your job a bit easier stoo. stick to making coffee and let ben and craig handle wotd!! "......
Ahh classic stuff.......
We hoped you all enjoyed this broadcast.... And we look forward to seeing all again... Until then it's "go f*ck yourself", from Swellnets Aqua Dummy Awards.....
Ping Pong anyone
Dave the Rave are you keen...?
Is that ping pong or ting tong?
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