Maybe Kelly has a kid he doesn't know about.
12 years old.
Better start wave pigging people.
Cause we won't be getting any waves twenty years from now when everyone surfs like this at 6 years old.
Or destigmatise grommet abuse? Make it trendy once more to tie 'em to poles and puke and piss on them, or whatever those forward thinking Narrabeen lads did.
Brings a tear to my eye to recall those days of grommet abuse.
Waking up starving to discover that an older surfer has laid a nugget in your tin of milo whilst camping.
Golden years really.
Tie them groms to a pole.......and spit the winkle all over them !
Watch what you say Udo.
Or you'll have Alan Jones hanging out at your local beach dressed in head to toe Billabong , impersonating an unruly grommet in need of disciplining.