Lost Bodyboard

one less :)

Does that make you no longer gay?

Seruiosly Sammjj, bad luck!

e wrote:

Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust, and another one's gone and another one's gone. Another one bites the dust.

Deacon Mercury and Queen

What's with you guys wetsuits and bodyboards aren't any of you old enough to look after your own gear?
Sad state of affairs?

Hey Sammij, my six year old son is just starting on a surfboard, I can sell you his old boogie board.

Sammij I would like to feel for you but I think the wider universe is telling you it is time to rise and surf a standup board. Take it as a sign from above.
If you buy another sponge I am just going to have to steal that one as well.

Antifroth, should not bag him out, he is probably only three years old. Let him turn five and then he can get a board where he can stand up.

It will be so cute seeing Sammij's dad helping him in waist deep water, while his mum stands on the beach whilst he tries to surf.

one less kook on a body board good
now you can learn to ride a real surfcraft

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Nice moderating of the forum swellnet :(

People if you dont know or cant help then dont comment.

if you can't say something nice...

we're all in the water for the same reason yet you arrogant surfers think ya own it.

By: "sammij"

Ha Ha, not you, no board dickhead!

sammij your empty threats have no affect here...Seriously though don't waste anymore waves riding a bodyboard - life's too short

sammij your empty threats have no affect here...Seriously though don't waste anymore waves riding a bodyboard - life's too short

By: "ed"

Yep, short one body board.
This post is called playing shuttle cock with somebody else's ego.

Psychologically sammij short of a picnic wanted to quit the lowdown activity of bodyboarding but it was impossible for him to do directly so he lost his board and now one of two things can happen.
He can take up the challenge to stand up for himself or he can realise that his beliefs about stand up surfers are true and go back to body boarding. Either way he will have to outlay money to follow the path of his choice.

Dr. Freud says a thing is a phallic symbol if it is longer than is wide!
Ascending order of phallic compensation therefore is body surf , body board, short board, mini mal, mal and finally SUP.
So in conclusion the bigger the plank the bigger the wank.
I think I've insulted everybody now, thank you!

Sammij time to crawl than stand up the gods have given you a sign BUT are you ready, meanwhile we will continue to steal esky lids for our religious burnings in the hope that the gods remove boogers from the planet.

A soft day at Collaroy for encouragement of bodyboarders.
A video is worth a thousand words!
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haha funny sht

Unlikely surfer6969, he'll go out and buy another peice of foam because if i was him, i'd much rather be a gutslider than an arrogant surfer.