Submitted by factotum on Thu, 08/27/2020 - 11:12
Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank
Guaranteed LostDoggy...probably straight NE and hot with Magpies swooping...although, courtesy of SN, could actually be bucketing down from La Nina. Gonna have to give the Tigers the edge in the wet.
Statistically it seems that if you want your AFL team to win flags, name them after a type of bird or cat.
My team is named after blokes who got the stuff off ships and got haircuts at the railway hotel after work while they watched the skimpy’s and tried to keep the hair out of their beer.
Any wonder we are still waiting for a flag?
Dockers for the flag. 2023.
Ahh bless your Dockers....or Saints? hehe. Yeah alot of bird and cats in this whole situation. If it so happens your team has a dual brownlow medallist from the Lake Grace area Sickaz...i reckon you guys are on a serious up!
Ay...dockerz! Thought so!
I bet if The dockers were called the Freo Phoenix’s we would have won AT LEAST one flag on the half eagle half lion combo.
Orrr....change your farkin song!!!!!
Ha yeah now you’re pushing on a really sore point
Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high,
Swooping down to make something die,
Dissecting opposition teams like mice,
Mice completely covered in Lice,
Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high.....
Yeah anyway why couldn’t it go something like that
OMG! Lyrical genius! Give this man a beer!!....and a scarf!! Nice one mate. Waaay better...and sorry to go the cheap shot! Would be stoked to see your mob get up!
There once was a player named Fyfe,
Whose father had taken a wife,
The wife’s legs were parted,
When dad’s penis farted,
And sprouted young Fyfe into life,
Our AFL team is named after 1960's Gold Coast Sun a Page 3 Titties Newspaper.
Murdoch bought it & covered up the Titties then chucked it in the bin...mid Covid.
Brisbane Lions kitty Litter the 'Carrara Cubs'..."Please say that Kitty Litter are Cats!"
[ Club Bumper Sticker ]
[ Don't mess with Kitty Litter ]
Do you get a Club Song with that?
Can we! Just send the kidz out for a bit!..Please!
With our Gold Coast Glitter
We ain't no quitters
But we do get bitter
When we're on the Shitter
Running low on Kitty Litter
Kitty Litter we love you
Kitty Litter for 1 & 2
Wot! The school kids came up with lyrics!
That sorta dedication should win Gold Coast ...a what?... tbb...well it won't matter!
Just reminding that the plug was pulled on GC Comm Games Final Ceremony.
Odds on! Scomo bumps the double adaptor on AFL Final...("Oops, did I do that!")
OMG... are Qldurrz even allowed to bet on such a sure thing!
PS: No! Kitty Litter won't be changing their club song!
That’s what I’m talking about, those kids are winners.
haha classic TBB. The litter strip!
Welllllll, it was a big weekend...in the real world (Triple banger, SCBR of yore, same day birthdays. Occasional contributor MH here, the Curl in the Goldie, the Mung in FR76s neck of the woods. Blokes you can trust and that you know, Blue Diamond. And cheers too, mate. Plus Port got rolled! Happy daze!)
And on here too, it seems!
Fark me drunk!
Where do ya start??
I'm flattening beers...making the top 5 or was it top 2, #1? of the best worst fuckers on here...the go-to guy for stock tips...the go-to guy for receiving peak-misogynist pejoratives...
At least, in regards to that last one, well, all of them actually, I have strengthened the ties of brotherhood between the wee 3.
And especially the unfettered love (that dare not speak its name) and mutual admiration between, and most touching return of...Blowindo!
Huzzah! What a virtual dream team! Don Quixote and Sancho Panza ride again! Actually Sancho has a more than a clue. Um, Of Mice and Men! Info as Lenny! But then, George is a decent chap. Anyway, too literary! Jackie O and Kyle Sandilands? Too populist. No. Alan Jones & Peta Credlin! Too political. Bert and Ernie? Too real. No, no, no. I want one thick-as-pigshit toady, and one bad-haired, fat, slightly insane, narcissist with delusions up the ying yang.
Got it! Donald and Donald Junior! Trumped!
Yes, the incessant 24/7 Swellnet shit-show of bald-faced (and headed) lies, 'alternate' facts, extreme truthiness, disconnect from reality, delusion, industrial strength narcissism, bog standard bigotry, cringeworthy lickspittlin', and just general and ordinary madness.
Got us back on a USA track too!
Yew! Carry on...up the Khyber, comrades!
Sorry 'bout dumpin' Goldie Kitty Glitter all over yer site Facto'
Mental Vic's led Qldurrz astray...tbb is blaming Dan for that!
Not the first time yer Bubble was burst...(Latest Aussie craze!)
Umm! "This is the US of A site?"...not The Vicco one!! ....(just checkin')
tbb never complained once about being tracked by Facto's Comrades.
Crew Luv that American Style track...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHuI0Pw0m8
Socialised medicine for...some.
How long now until the riots?
No not the ones that have been going on for months that are ignored but the ones the won't be ignored.
I'd say when Trump loses and doesn't accept the result, there's gonna be some sweet riots. So there should be.
Indo....the BLM riots ended the second that the Democrats realised that they resulted in bad polling figures for themselves.
I’m sure it was a coincidence.
"Indo....the BLM riots ended the second that the Democrats realised that they resulted in bad polling figures for themselves."
that very second!
just like clockwork
"I'd say when Trump loses and doesn't accept the result, there's gonna be some sweet riots. So there should be."
this is such media spun bullshit its rather ridiculous, 'regurgitated media propaganda' I believe you call it...
the democrats still haven't accepted the last one ...four years on! ...still!
and they've basically war gamed the same scenario for this election
'regurgitated media propaganda' you call it I believe...
I call it? Oh that's right. I'm someone else.
but there'll be riots either way
it'll be most interesting if its close, and the trumpers get to tear shit up, they'll see it as they have lots of material to work with, ...four years of it!
it'll also be most interesting if there's a trump landslide, not likely, but possible, that'll be some real weird culture wars consolidation versus hysterics shit going on there
pretty sensitive to subtleties there...
I'm looking forward to the post-election riots on here.
Of all descriptions.
But mainly the laugh riot.
My prediction - If Biden wins there will be some unrest and protests, if Trump wins, especially if its an electoral college victory the rioting and arson will hit fever pitch.
Many upper and middle class families are moving away from DNC run states; California, Washington, Oregon, NY - which are the hotbeds of this anarchic left wing extremism, because they are becoming ever more filthy, dangerous, and mismanaged. Despite being some of the highest taxed states. The current steady flow away from these DNC states could become an exodus of the main tax contributors in their society. Rental vacancies In their major cities (NY, SF, LA) will continue to climb, property prices will continue to fall and the current self destruction happening in these cities will just accelerate.
Be interesting to see if twitter will stop the suspension of the NY POST before Election Day. If you want overt election meddling well... Twitter.
Considering the maniacal Russian collusion/Steele dossier debacle, and the guilty until proven innocent justice Kavanaugh media shitstorm that the Dems and most US Media outlets were endlessly reporting on. It amazes me how quiet the media is about The Biden family corruption in the Ukraine. Hunter Biden’s recent email leak, which the FBI, DOJ and department of National Security have said is not fake, directly implicate Joe Biden getting financial kickbacks through the abuse of the political influence that the Biden name carries. Why this isn’t all over the news is beyond me. Actually no it isn’t, it’s because media publishers (yes publishers) like Twitter and Facebook are actively censoring these stories despite the fact that they come with solid proof. All the major TV news outlets besides FOX are dead quiet about it. I am a left leaning, individual liberty type and this double standard and countless others is nothing more than overt prejudice and leaves me feeling sick with anger and I am not even a US citizen.
I think the disenfranchised middle class Americans are higher in numbers and far angrier than in 2016, and are sure as hell going to be waiting early at the booths to register their vote. Like 2016, the polls are failing to measure these people accurately because they do not want to be counted in these rubbish polls so they do not partake in them.
If the DNC was running with Tulsi Gabbard for president with Andrew Yang deputy I reckon they would win. With Corrupt and senile Biden and the poisonous Kamala Harris - who accused Biden of racism in the primary debates and was ripped by Tulsi Gabbard for her prosecutors record which included blocking evidence that would have freed an innocent man from death row, well... they are pushing shit uphill.
Huh, I didn't know Blowin had a 3rd account. Guess you learn something new everyday!
There will be riots and unrest no matter what, the only difference is in how most of the media will report them.
If Trump loses as expected, the headlines will be something like "Trump supporters burn, loot, rape and murder"
And if Biden loses it will be another "fiery but mostly peaceful protest"
We've finally nailed our 'Shemp'!
pretty funny you guys just continue with your deflect, dismiss, and discredit routine when sickaz has given a pretty fair rundown of events
wouldn't it be better to actually answer some of his points?
the joe biden cover up is a media fb twitter operation of mammoth proportions, staggeringly significant, and you guys seem cool with it
1 more to go...
Moe, come on down!
Sypkan, how is it even possible to answer some of his 'points' you guys are swimming in this completely alternate reality. You'll jump on anything that criticises those you hate, regardless of its plausibility, whilst simultaneously dismissing anything to the contrary.
Seriously, I doubt we could even agree on the most basic of facts.
Lets look at your interpretation of Trumps impeachment for example.
You frame this as the democrats 'not accepting the election result' - except this is patently false.
Here's Hillary Clintons concession speech:
Here's Obama's speech about the transition of power from his presidency to that of Trumps.
I realise you probably just say the democrats don't accept the election result as a stir or just to poke fun or whatever, but it is completely and utterly false. There's a difference between disliking the election result and not accepting it.
And thats before even entering into discussion about the legitimacy of the case for impeachment or not. I'm all for a robust heated discussion on it, but it's not even possible if no one can agree on a coherent reality.
We see the same lack of coherent reality regarding the protesting/rioting that's going on and is undoubtedly going to occur.
come on media man
what do you think of the absolutely amazing lengths certain media are going to to bury this story?
this is your stuff facto, you live for this shit, normally...
'be the media!'
Whoop whoop whoop
'the resistance' JQ?
ukraine is a bigger scam and more damning for the democrats than trump, and thats why it failed
dumbest move ever by the dems
You'll have to elaborate sypkan.
The only dumb move was thinking that there any amount of evidence or any deed awful enough to convince republicans to go against Trump. In that way, yes it was a dumb move.
My suspicions are it was primarily done as a way to defuse the whole Ukraine smear campaign they were and still are trying on Biden.
I like amanpour, but even she cannot maintain her lofty authority on this one
looking rather silly
you really think there's nothing there re. bidens ukraine and china?
nothing to see here?
you really think there's nothing there re. bidens ukraine and china?
I reckon the "swift boat veterans for truth" had the same amount of evidence on Kerry as Trump has on the Bidens. None.
I suppose you believed the WMDs line too sypkan.
"angry online, smiley in the brine"
biden's are so fucking compromised by their 'relations' with china its astounding
Trying to stay out of all this US stuff, but I really did like this quote from one of the candidates a couple of days ago
"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,"
good for a chuckle.
Honestly Sypkan, I don't enough to say conclusively - if you were being honest neither do you though.
I mean, it sounds like the Ukrainian people audited the case in question and didn't find such evidence.
whats more astounding is the democrats ended up with biden, seriously...
sickaz is right, ...again... tulsi and yang could've smashed it home, ...but nah, couldn't have that...
if they lose, its a fuck up of mammoth proportions
if they win, its a fuck up of mammoth proportions...
They should've gone with Sanders, would've really shaken things up.
Sypkan, how do you contrast your certainty regarding the Bidens being so compromised by foreign influence with your seemingly similar certainty that Trump is not so re: Russia?
well there is 'no evidence', ... f you accept the 'nature' of business in the cesspit that is the modern 'deregulated' globalised world...
60k a month for a no experience crackhead is not acceptable in my world, and that is just the absolute tippiest tip of the iceberg
Im not so certain jq
but Im 110% certain the legacy media are lying about everything russian, and have been ever since hilary's brainfart russian excuse in 2016
the evidence is overwhelming