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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 27 Aug 2020 at 11:12am

Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 10:56pm

Guaranteed LostDoggy...probably straight NE and hot with Magpies swooping...although, courtesy of SN, could actually be bucketing down from La Nina. Gonna have to give the Tigers the edge in the wet.

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:29pm

Statistically it seems that if you want your AFL team to win flags, name them after a type of bird or cat.

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:33pm

My team is named after blokes who got the stuff off ships and got haircuts at the railway hotel after work while they watched the skimpy’s and tried to keep the hair out of their beer.

Any wonder we are still waiting for a flag?

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:36pm

Dockers for the flag. 2023.

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:37pm

Ahh bless your Dockers....or Saints? hehe. Yeah alot of bird and cats in this whole situation. If it so happens your team has a dual brownlow medallist from the Lake Grace area Sickaz...i reckon you guys are on a serious up!

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:38pm

Ay...dockerz! Thought so!

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:41pm

I bet if The dockers were called the Freo Phoenix’s we would have won AT LEAST one flag on the half eagle half lion combo.

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:46pm

Orrr....change your farkin song!!!!!

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 12:13am

Ha yeah now you’re pushing on a really sore point

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 12:20am

Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high,
Swooping down to make something die,
Dissecting opposition teams like mice,
Mice completely covered in Lice,

Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high.....
Yeah anyway why couldn’t it go something like that

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bluediamond commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 12:22am

OMG! Lyrical genius! Give this man a beer!!....and a scarf!! Nice one mate. Waaay better...and sorry to go the cheap shot! Would be stoked to see your mob get up!

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 1:29am

There once was a player named Fyfe,
Whose father had taken a wife,
The wife’s legs were parted,
When dad’s penis farted,
And sprouted young Fyfe into life,

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truebluebasher commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 1:46am

Our AFL team is named after 1960's Gold Coast Sun a Page 3 Titties Newspaper.
Murdoch bought it & covered up the Titties then chucked it in the bin...mid Covid.

Brisbane Lions kitty Litter the 'Carrara Cubs'..."Please say that Kitty Litter are Cats!"
[ Club Bumper Sticker ]
[ Don't mess with Kitty Litter ]

Mascot: Kitty
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/64/72/da6472c2b12216f7519e59132524a59e...

Do you get a Club Song with that?
xx(Censored)xx
Can we! Just send the kidz out for a bit!..Please!

With our Gold Coast Glitter
We ain't no quitters
But we do get bitter
When we're on the Shitter
Running low on Kitty Litter
Chorus!
Kitty Litter we love you
Kitty Litter for 1 & 2

Wot! The school kids came up with lyrics!
That sorta dedication should win Gold Coast ...a what?... tbb...well it won't matter!
Just reminding that the plug was pulled on GC Comm Games Final Ceremony.
Odds on! Scomo bumps the double adaptor on AFL Final...("Oops, did I do that!")
OMG... are Qldurrz even allowed to bet on such a sure thing!

PS: No! Kitty Litter won't be changing their club song!

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 1:32am

That’s what I’m talking about, those kids are winners.

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bluediamond commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 9:40am

haha classic TBB. The litter strip!

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factotum commented Saturday, 24 Oct 2020 at 12:46pm

Welllllll, it was a big weekend...in the real world (Triple banger, SCBR of yore, same day birthdays. Occasional contributor MH here, the Curl in the Goldie, the Mung in FR76s neck of the woods. Blokes you can trust and that you know, Blue Diamond. And cheers too, mate. Plus Port got rolled! Happy daze!)

And on here too, it seems!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Fark me drunk!

Where do ya start??

I'm flattening beers...making the top 5 or was it top 2, #1? of the best worst fuckers on here...the go-to guy for stock tips...the go-to guy for receiving peak-misogynist pejoratives...

At least, in regards to that last one, well, all of them actually, I have strengthened the ties of brotherhood between the wee 3.

And especially the unfettered love (that dare not speak its name) and mutual admiration between, and most touching return of...Blowindo!

Huzzah! What a virtual dream team! Don Quixote and Sancho Panza ride again! Actually Sancho has a more than a clue. Um, Of Mice and Men! Info as Lenny! But then, George is a decent chap. Anyway, too literary! Jackie O and Kyle Sandilands? Too populist. No. Alan Jones & Peta Credlin! Too political. Bert and Ernie? Too real. No, no, no. I want one thick-as-pigshit toady, and one bad-haired, fat, slightly insane, narcissist with delusions up the ying yang.

Got it! Donald and Donald Junior! Trumped!

Yes, the incessant 24/7 Swellnet shit-show of bald-faced (and headed) lies, 'alternate' facts, extreme truthiness, disconnect from reality, delusion, industrial strength narcissism, bog standard bigotry, cringeworthy lickspittlin', and just general and ordinary madness.

Blowindo!

Got us back on a USA track too!

Yew! Carry on...up the Khyber, comrades!

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truebluebasher commented Monday, 19 Oct 2020 at 1:51pm

Sorry 'bout dumpin' Goldie Kitty Glitter all over yer site Facto'
Mental Vic's led Qldurrz astray...tbb is blaming Dan for that!

Not the first time yer Bubble was burst...(Latest Aussie craze!)

Umm! "This is the US of A site?"...not The Vicco one!! ....(just checkin')

tbb never complained once about being tracked by Facto's Comrades.

Crew Luv that American Style track...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHuI0Pw0m8

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Westofthelake commented Saturday, 24 Oct 2020 at 7:50am

Socialised medicine for...some.

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indo-dreaming commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 7:49am

How long now until the riots?

No not the ones that have been going on for months that are ignored but the ones the won't be ignored.

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Hiccups commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 9:50am

I'd say when Trump loses and doesn't accept the result, there's gonna be some sweet riots. So there should be.

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Blowin commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 11:33am

Indo....the BLM riots ended the second that the Democrats realised that they resulted in bad polling figures for themselves.

I’m sure it was a coincidence.

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 11:39am

"Indo....the BLM riots ended the second that the Democrats realised that they resulted in bad polling figures for themselves."

that very second!

just like clockwork

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 11:44am

"I'd say when Trump loses and doesn't accept the result, there's gonna be some sweet riots. So there should be."

this is such media spun bullshit its rather ridiculous, 'regurgitated media propaganda' I believe you call it...

the democrats still haven't accepted the last one ...four years on! ...still!

and they've basically war gamed the same scenario for this election

the hypocrisy

again...

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Hiccups commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 11:45am

'regurgitated media propaganda' you call it I believe...

I call it? Oh that's right. I'm someone else.

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 12:27pm

but there'll be riots either way

it'll be most interesting if its close, and the trumpers get to tear shit up, they'll see it as they have lots of material to work with, ...four years of it!

it'll also be most interesting if there's a trump landslide, not likely, but possible, that'll be some real weird culture wars consolidation versus hysterics shit going on there

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 11:57am

pretty sensitive to subtleties there...

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factotum commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 12:42pm

I'm looking forward to the post-election riots on here.

Of all descriptions.

But mainly the laugh riot.

As always.

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Sickaz commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 4:33pm

My prediction - If Biden wins there will be some unrest and protests, if Trump wins, especially if its an electoral college victory the rioting and arson will hit fever pitch.

Many upper and middle class families are moving away from DNC run states; California, Washington, Oregon, NY - which are the hotbeds of this anarchic left wing extremism, because they are becoming ever more filthy, dangerous, and mismanaged. Despite being some of the highest taxed states. The current steady flow away from these DNC states could become an exodus of the main tax contributors in their society. Rental vacancies In their major cities (NY, SF, LA) will continue to climb, property prices will continue to fall and the current self destruction happening in these cities will just accelerate.

Be interesting to see if twitter will stop the suspension of the NY POST before Election Day. If you want overt election meddling well... Twitter.

Considering the maniacal Russian collusion/Steele dossier debacle, and the guilty until proven innocent justice Kavanaugh media shitstorm that the Dems and most US Media outlets were endlessly reporting on. It amazes me how quiet the media is about The Biden family corruption in the Ukraine. Hunter Biden’s recent email leak, which the FBI, DOJ and department of National Security have said is not fake, directly implicate Joe Biden getting financial kickbacks through the abuse of the political influence that the Biden name carries. Why this isn’t all over the news is beyond me. Actually no it isn’t, it’s because media publishers (yes publishers) like Twitter and Facebook are actively censoring these stories despite the fact that they come with solid proof. All the major TV news outlets besides FOX are dead quiet about it. I am a left leaning, individual liberty type and this double standard and countless others is nothing more than overt prejudice and leaves me feeling sick with anger and I am not even a US citizen.

I think the disenfranchised middle class Americans are higher in numbers and far angrier than in 2016, and are sure as hell going to be waiting early at the booths to register their vote. Like 2016, the polls are failing to measure these people accurately because they do not want to be counted in these rubbish polls so they do not partake in them.

If the DNC was running with Tulsi Gabbard for president with Andrew Yang deputy I reckon they would win. With Corrupt and senile Biden and the poisonous Kamala Harris - who accused Biden of racism in the primary debates and was ripped by Tulsi Gabbard for her prosecutors record which included blocking evidence that would have freed an innocent man from death row, well... they are pushing shit uphill.

https://youtu.be/VxaRt-LlpEk

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JQ commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 4:38pm

Huh, I didn't know Blowin had a 3rd account. Guess you learn something new everyday!

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indo-dreaming commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 5:00pm

There will be riots and unrest no matter what, the only difference is in how most of the media will report them.

If Trump loses as expected, the headlines will be something like "Trump supporters burn, loot, rape and murder"

And if Biden loses it will be another "fiery but mostly peaceful protest"

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factotum commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 5:26pm

Huzzah! Sicko!

We've finally nailed our 'Shemp'!

Unless...?

https://stooges.fandom.com/wiki/Fake_Shemp

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 5:53pm

pretty funny you guys just continue with your deflect, dismiss, and discredit routine when sickaz has given a pretty fair rundown of events

wouldn't it be better to actually answer some of his points?

the joe biden cover up is a media fb twitter operation of mammoth proportions, staggeringly significant, and you guys seem cool with it

bizzare

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factotum commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 5:54pm

1 more to go...

Moe, come on down!

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JQ commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:06pm

Sypkan, how is it even possible to answer some of his 'points' you guys are swimming in this completely alternate reality. You'll jump on anything that criticises those you hate, regardless of its plausibility, whilst simultaneously dismissing anything to the contrary.

Seriously, I doubt we could even agree on the most basic of facts.

Lets look at your interpretation of Trumps impeachment for example.

You frame this as the democrats 'not accepting the election result' - except this is patently false.

Here's Hillary Clintons concession speech:

https://www.vox.com/2016/11/9/13570328/hillary-clinton-concession-speech...

Here's Obama's speech about the transition of power from his presidency to that of Trumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOdmEQsmVw

I realise you probably just say the democrats don't accept the election result as a stir or just to poke fun or whatever, but it is completely and utterly false. There's a difference between disliking the election result and not accepting it.

And thats before even entering into discussion about the legitimacy of the case for impeachment or not. I'm all for a robust heated discussion on it, but it's not even possible if no one can agree on a coherent reality.

We see the same lack of coherent reality regarding the protesting/rioting that's going on and is undoubtedly going to occur.

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:10pm

come on media man

what do you think of the absolutely amazing lengths certain media are going to to bury this story?

this is your stuff facto, you live for this shit, normally...

'be the media!'

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GuySmiley commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:10pm

Whoop whoop whoop

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:11pm

'the resistance' JQ?

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:18pm

ukraine is a bigger scam and more damning for the democrats than trump, and thats why it failed

dumbest move ever by the dems

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JQ commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:14pm

You'll have to elaborate sypkan.

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JQ commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:16pm

The only dumb move was thinking that there any amount of evidence or any deed awful enough to convince republicans to go against Trump. In that way, yes it was a dumb move.

My suspicions are it was primarily done as a way to defuse the whole Ukraine smear campaign they were and still are trying on Biden.

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:17pm

I like amanpour, but even she cannot maintain her lofty authority on this one

looking rather silly

https://mobile.twitter.com/LizRNC/status/1319351107253141504?ref_src=tws...

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:22pm

you really think there's nothing there re. bidens ukraine and china?

nothing to see here?

really?

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Vic Local commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:23pm

you really think there's nothing there re. bidens ukraine and china?
I reckon the "swift boat veterans for truth" had the same amount of evidence on Kerry as Trump has on the Bidens. None.
I suppose you believed the WMDs line too sypkan.

"angry online, smiley in the brine"

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:28pm

biden's are so fucking compromised by their 'relations' with china its astounding

dangerous astounding

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velocityjohnno commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:30pm

Trying to stay out of all this US stuff, but I really did like this quote from one of the candidates a couple of days ago

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,"

good for a chuckle.

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JQ commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:31pm

Honestly Sypkan, I don't enough to say conclusively - if you were being honest neither do you though.

I mean, it sounds like the Ukrainian people audited the case in question and didn't find such evidence.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-impeachment-ukraine-idUSKBN...

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:47pm

whats more astounding is the democrats ended up with biden, seriously...

sickaz is right, ...again... tulsi and yang could've smashed it home, ...but nah, couldn't have that...

if they lose, its a fuck up of mammoth proportions

if they win, its a fuck up of mammoth proportions...

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JQ commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:38pm

They should've gone with Sanders, would've really shaken things up.

Sypkan, how do you contrast your certainty regarding the Bidens being so compromised by foreign influence with your seemingly similar certainty that Trump is not so re: Russia?

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:46pm

well there is 'no evidence', ... f you accept the 'nature' of business in the cesspit that is the modern 'deregulated' globalised world...

60k a month for a no experience crackhead is not acceptable in my world, and that is just the absolute tippiest tip of the iceberg

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sypkan commented Tuesday, 27 Oct 2020 at 6:45pm

Im not so certain jq

but Im 110% certain the legacy media are lying about everything russian, and have been ever since hilary's brainfart russian excuse in 2016

the evidence is overwhelming