Unearthed Toonalook Diaries Rewrite Australian Surfing History
Wednesday 03/02 26
The contents of a musty old suitcase discovered under Barry Cornell's floorboards shed new light on Australia's surfing history.
Ding Alley
Hopes For Outrageous Behaviour On Bucks Weekend Dashed By Too Much Good Surf
Wednesday 20/01 30
A much-anticipated weekend of tomfoolery has turned out to be a mellow affair, with conduct barely approaching anything remotely ‘boisterous’, Ding Alley reveals.
Can Of Bintang Unequivocally The Most Exquisite Beer Ever Crafted
Tuesday 12/01 66
Toonalook Sparky Josh Cassidy has experienced a revelation that may have a seismic impact on the 500-billion-dollar-a-year global beer industry.
Baz, Elo and the Gang: Hits & Misses from Ding Alley’s 2020, in the Form of Shit Poetry
Wednesday 30/12 29
Here’s reminisces aplenty // Of the year 2020 // From the Alley that fucken goes Ding.
Pipeline Masters Finals Day // Run and Done
Monday 21/12 68
The opening proceedings of Pipe’s finals day are nothing short of a fiasco, marked by incompetence, poor execution and a total lack of preparedness for contingencies.
Pipeline Masters Day 3 // Happy Birthday Mike McCartney!
Friday 18/12 29
Never mind the Woz’s Lazarus-style comeback, today is an extra special day in world surfing for another reason: It’s Mike McCartney’s birthday!
Pipe and Andy // Two types of silence
Thursday 17/12 49
There's more than one way to dodge an issue.
Pipeline Masters Day 2 // Black Surfboards Matter
Thursday 10/12 26
Kelly showed up with a twin fin,
Stuck in the sand for all to see,
How many fins are in a twin fin,
Not one, not four, not three!
Pipeline Masters Day 1 // Same as it ever Woz (And that's fine by us)
Wednesday 09/12 13
What's better than being new and improved? Hows about same old, same old? And it's just the tonic following a year of uncertainty.
Young Quadriplegic Gravely Concerned For Local Surfers’ Wellbeing
Friday 20/11 47
Stephanie Johnson is still coming to terms with her recent excursion to Toonalook Point. "I couldn't help but be concerned and upset at the distress many of the surfers seemed to be in," said Ms Johnson.
Toonalook Celebrates Border Re-Opening
Tuesday 03/11 19
The NSW/QLD border is re-opening and Toonalook locals can't wait to welcome their surfing brethren from north of the Tweed.