Let’s Play OzWoz Bingo
Tuesday, 30 March 2021
Is it by coincidence or some supremely clever postmodern self-awareness on the Woz’s part that the OzWoz leg kicks off on April 1st – a date synonymous like no other with lame hoaxes, jaded pranks, and middling tomfoolery?
The forecast looks like the Newy comp crew will probably try to make the most of tomorrow’s and Friday’s turnable conditions, which means your servants at Ding Alley will tune in to the WozCast bright and early tomoz, to see how the first-of-four-connests comes out of the blocks.
Anticipating, however, that about twelve minutes into Heat One Round One, we’ll probably roll our eyes at some kind of commentary cliché déjà vu or what have you – and also for your entertainment – we’ve done up an OzWoz Bingo Card.
If you’ve got too much time on your hands, feel free to print it out and tick 'em off!
This particular card could be done and dusted in the Newy comp alone, or it could take all four comps to get through it.
If anyone wants to REALLY get into it, and can provide Wozcast heat timecodes to all 42, there’s a hundred bucks from Ding Alley in it for ya.