The Woz rumbles back to life, kind of
Thursday, 30 July 2020 24
Ding Alley reports on upcoming specialty event Rumble At The Ranch.
Ding Alley
Toonalook Point Australia’s Most Psychologically Harmful Wave
Thursday, 23 July 2020 50
Life is better when you surf!
...but not when you surf Toonalook Point.
Erik Logan Emerges From Exile
Thursday, 16 July 2020 44
Clothes smelling of campfire smoke and bush buds, Erik Logan reappears from the Toonalook scrub. Ding Alley joins the WSL CEO for an expansive chat over a flatty and a hot one.
Local Waterman Spontaneously Combusts
Tuesday, 7 July 2020 54
The Toonalook surf community is reeling from the explosive demise of area real estate agent and self-described alpha waterman, Matty 'Muscles' Sherman.
Erik Logan Visits Toonalook
Friday, 26 June 2020 47
World Surf League top banana Erik ‘ELO’ Logan has been secretly embedded in the humble surf village of Toonalook for the last week. Ding Alley reports.
Global Clown Congress Descends on Toonalook Point
Thursday, 11 June 2020 24
To whooping delight from locals, Toonalook Point holds an impromptu gathering of clowns over the Queen's Birthday long weekend.
Grommet Claims Barrel, Jury Of Peers Unconvinced
Friday, 5 June 2020 36
"Several hours after 12-year-old surfer Daniel Hughes claimed to have been ‘fully shacked’ at Toonalook’s Main Beach, the facts of the matter seem no closer to hand."
Man Possibly Traumatised By 'How Not To Rock Off' Clip Stranded On Jump Rock For Four Hours
Friday, 29 May 2020 81
A simple rock hop turned into a monumental test of endurance for unassuming Toonalook surfer Arty Cook.
Former Pro Surfer Enjoys Final Free Beer
Friday, 22 May 2020 40
One of Toonalook's favourite sons, ex-pro Simon Coley, accepts his last non-surf-related perk of fame.
Surfer Presumed Dead, Returns Alive And Well
Tuesday, 12 May 2020 33
Toonalook electrician Josh Cassidy has miraculously stepped back out of a mysterious other-world to rejoin the land of the living.
Local Soul Guy Slightly Less Smug After Fifth Swim to Beach
Tuesday, 5 May 2020 67
Shane Reid's annoying air of superiority took a well-deserved setback today thanks to a number of tiring swims to retrieve his weird twin-fin.
The Easter Transfiguration of Baz
Friday, 10 April 2020 38
This morning, Toonalook Waters locals reported a transcendent scene as Barry Cornell delivered a sunrise homily from his verandah.
