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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 27 Aug 2020 at 11:12am

Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank

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GuySmiley Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 3:25pm

not taking the bait info ... :)

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indo-dreaming Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 5:30pm

No bait, but re reading that post, the last bit doesn't come across as i intended, i meant stealing the mag.

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AndyM Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 5:36pm

Hahaha, now the penny drops!

The disappointment eh?

I suspect it was over before it began.
Not that I thought that Wendy was much of a soul stirrer, that dodgy hummingbird tatt or whatever it was was enough to put a fella off his bearded clam chowder.

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GuySmiley Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 6:05pm

“.... the rush the stoke, the disappointment”.

Just like at Dandy Markets, about to pounce only to be foiled by the misses turning up

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indo-dreaming Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 6:43pm

I think the disappointment as a grommet was just that you didn't see much, from memory it was kind of side on shots with a hint of fluff at best, gee's i had forgotten about the tatt but now you say hummingbird i can picture it perfectly.

Guy This obsession with Dandy markets and burqas needs a next step, maybe a photo or video. (with consent off course)

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factotum Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 6:49pm

x2

Fuck me drunk. Hahahahaha. What a series of comments.

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factotum Tuesday, 1 Dec 2020 at 1:09pm

Oh, and I forgot to post this before. One for the good ol' boys.

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AndyM Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 8:01pm

That you on the left Facto?

Yeah we all have those massive nights sometimes, it's character building though, don't you think?

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factotum Sunday, 29 Nov 2020 at 8:52pm

Huzzah for the 'altered right'!

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truebluebasher Monday, 30 Nov 2020 at 10:32am

Qldurrz Salute indo for digging the xxx Dirt...

Hanky Panky in the Joh Era
Qld xxx School Text Books Blanked out all the Blanked out bits.
School Library Nuns kept the mouldy Holy National Geographic under lock & key
Women's Weekly sealed Section come unstuck briefly then quickly sealed shut.
Playboys & Penthouse (Kidz Version) was welded shut with chew proof Plastic Wrap
Cross border crumpled xxx Mag Trade had all the pages stuck together
Dirty ACT videos fouled up yer VCR. (Video Doctor : $400 or I'm tellin' yer Mum!)

Ironically 1970's Goldie had Nude Beaches / Cruises & topless bathing as the norm.

2020
No more can Dirty old men buy porn for the articles in brown paper bags.
Kids pimp their own Porn Kingdom.
Aussie Pix & Post toilet yarns are dressed up as 2020 Prime Time News Alerts.
tbb was banned entry to local Burleigh Beach for not wearing his Top. (So True!)
Kidz drum up dead people to vote for this arse about world, we gotta respect that!

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GuySmiley Monday, 30 Nov 2020 at 1:51pm

way too much info from info

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truebluebasher Monday, 30 Nov 2020 at 3:45pm

Wendy's Groupies will tidy this up...
The Playboy cover shot does look great.
https://coresites-cdn-adm.imgix.net/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/07...
Would've sounded creepier if indo said he manned up to buy a Playboy.
Can't say that tbb has ever met a bloke that admits to ever buying a lad's mag.
Survey says : (Zero men have bought a Playboy!) 100% of Wives elbow Husbands (Hard!)

2020 Wendy Botha - Oz Hall of Fame (Great wrap)

&list=PLtUsIBDhxjIH_8BWEvYfBNHDLgnr1oT0H&index=11

Therefore it's Not suss to name yer naked Dog after Wendy - Pod [ 6:00 - 8:00 ]
https://beachgrit.com/2020/10/listen-professional-surfer-kolohe-andinos-...

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indo-dreaming Monday, 30 Nov 2020 at 6:21pm

"Would've sounded creepier if indo said he manned up to buy a Playboy."

I wasn't old enough to buy it, thats why i stole it.

As a grommet I did man up to buy condoms for my mates though, they both put in the money and i bought them then we spilt them 3 ways.

God i remember when i was about 8 to 10 years old, i use to hang out with these guys that were a few years older than me and they use to make me go buy their smokes and i didn't even smoke, i still remember the ciggies Peter Jackson and these tiny pack with only 15 in them, i remember the lady saying once, aren't you to young to smoke, but in those days parents use to send their kids down the milk bar to buy smokes, so I just said they are for my parents.

Things have sure changed.

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 2 Dec 2020 at 8:30pm

Packet of Rothmans, pack of Vinnies, box of Redheads & The City Final + [1 odd rod]
https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images4/1/0516/13/1970-odder-odd-rods...

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 2 Dec 2020 at 10:56pm

Part 1 Dominion it is!
swellnet crew did warn the Dems about the about Venezuelan interference.
Trump Lawyers issued an emergency order:
"That Voting Machines be Seized and Impounded immediately for a forensic audit!"
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-election-geor...

Dominion was used in most swing states.
Oddly Trump won more counties in Dominion States & Less without Dominion.

10 key states have 731 Counties
Dominion operates in 351 Counties
Trump won 283 of the Dominion Counties or 81% of counties.
Trump won 79% of 380 Counties without Dominion.

2020 Flipped 19 counties - Trump (+1 dominion) (vs) Biden +18 (7 > Dominion )

Vote Count.
Dominion Counties - Biden = 888,259 (vs) Trump = 851,069
Without Dominion - Biden = 1.54m (vs) Trump = 1.52m

re: Full credit to Washinton Post ...see more detail.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/12/01/swing-state-counties-...

tbb is not across GOP tactics
But thinks continuous seizing of Dominion machines must de-certify swing seats?
This we all know plays into the hands of the ruling Govt to stack next round.

Part 2 Trump sanctions Chinese interference in Venezuela Election.
https://peoplesdispatch.org/2020/12/01/us-sanctions-chinese-telecom-firm...
Venezuela resumes direct Oil Supply with China..(Sanctions?)
Will Trump declare war on Chinese run Venezuela machines that stole US election?

Part 3 - After a decade hiatus "Trump appoints New Ambassador to Venezuela"
18 Nov - Trump appointee was actually supported by Democrats (Post Election)
Trump is very much fighting 2 Elections as one...( All revolving around all about the Oil )
https://www.counterpunch.org/2020/11/27/us-intervenes-as-venezuela-prepa...
6 Dec - Venezuelan Election. ( Trump bans China / New Diplomat / Stacks Seats ?)
8 Dec - Safe Harbour (All US certification dispute must be sorted ) Or ruled out!

tbb has no idea on how or why Trump is hanging his Presidency on Venezuela?
Surely there's a simple answer staring us in the face, but Dems don't know either!

Part 4 Venezuela Oil Hostage Crisis
It could be the US citizen's Oil Hostage Crisis...(As if it couldn't heat up so more!)
True! The US Houston CITGO 6 have been sent to Prison (US won't wear this!)
https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/family-of-houston-oil-exec-jailed-in-v...

Crew can see this world mirrors our foreign relations at exactly the same time.
We're led to believe China is stirring up the trouble....not looking good!
CITGO 6 / SAS 19 are presenting as Cold War Chess Pieces...World is broken!

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stunet Friday, 4 Dec 2020 at 11:18am

Fake noos.

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truebluebasher Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 2:01pm

Crew send best wishes & good health to our allies.
Each new day US is now nudging a quarter of a million cases ...that's DAILY.

Trump's inner circle pandemic now extends to Rudy.

4th Dec - Biden albeit briefly had enough "Certified Votes" to win Presidency.
However! Trump's Judges have De-certified or withheld states since then.
Trump appointees special sessions keep re-appealing Yo-Yo like certifications.
Trump's Safe Harbour Masters are now backdating Rubbery Certification Stamps
The idea being to de-certify Biden for split second cometh the 11th hour.

8th Dec - Safe Harbour Day (Court Deadline)
US media are right now failing to report on Certifications ...( Unchartered Territory )
tbb means...Media aren't actively responding to Trumps appeals by the hour.
Updated Swing State Certification Tally is ultra rare, contrary to unrelenting focus.

* If crew could locate essential "Certification Timeline / Tally" that'd be gold!
Here's the next best thing...

Election Law Blog by Rick Hasen ( Concise Electoral case Analysis )
https://electionlawblog.org/
https://electionlawblog.org/?author=7
Blog can't hide Trump's special Yo Yo powers over his GOP appointees.
Good luck to anyone forecasting the Magic Hour Pendulum Swing.

" In the state's courts, justices cited the law's 180-day time limit on filing legal challenges to it's provisions, as well as the staggering demand that an entire election be overturned retroactively." ....(Explains American Popcorn Serving Size!)
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c751025ebfb1a1522cb2b1028c808e4e/tenor.g...
https://media1.tenor.com/images/ed85ebb7575885745edf21dd183f91c5/tenor.g...

Vice Prez must use[ Trump Mail ] for Certs to Appointed Electors by 14th Dec.
Hard to imagine any more secure means of Certified Ballots than Trump Mail!
Cast doubt on election if Vice Prez managed to lose a Certification in Trump's mail.

tbb is highlighting the timely Media lockout delays.
Vote Tallies are updated daily! Media & viewers have been on edge of their seats.

Safe Harbour day onward: Post electoral procedure is a Closed Shop. (No Media)
US Post electoral Records are Archived by Republican appointee every 10 days.
Post Electoral Certifications cannot be verified until after electoral voting.

US Media will progressively fall further behind on reporting...(If that's possible!)
Certification Deadline Confirmation > 6 days too late + 10 days archive?
Electoral Mail Deadline receipt Confirmation by Vice President.(Illegal to share this!)
Private Electoral Vote Count. (What Confirmation & compliance by all States?)
Electoral Vote Receipt by Vice President...(It's illegal for Vice Prez to share such!)

Electoral Archives are controlled by Nominated Republican on a 10 day delay feed.
US Media must make a pact to as of right No delay Electoral Process updates.
President : "Media have Corrupted the Election"...( US Media will be locked out! )

Trump has exploited emergency Powers over Judges to muddy his Safe Harbour.
Failing checks...Trump walks away with the spoils! We all see & know this!
American's are sadly & slowly waving goodbye to their election & democracy.

Again best of health USA but even Zombies come alive in brain dead US movies!
Just gotta Wake the Fuck Up...now 'd be a good time to have another crack at that.
Come tomorrow, the media are nothing more than lawn grubs on Trump's Fairway.

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shortenism Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 2:56pm

A statistically impossible (and implausible) tally for Biden....House of cards is crumbling. Talk of a landslide victory for Trump. He even won Cali. I can almost smell the money.

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 2:59pm

who is talking about that Shorto?

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Pops Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 3:21pm

shortenism, Cali's certified the results in Biden's favour a couple of days ago.

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shortenism Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 4:25pm
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freeride76 Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 4:45pm

thanks Shorto.

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Vic Local Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 5:23pm

Still not sure if shortenism is taking the piss and having a laugh at our expense, or stark raving mad.

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zenagain Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 7:28pm

Why Vic? Did you read the articles?

You don't see a little smoke there?

Still believe the sneaky Russians stole the show in 2016?

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Craig Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 8:00pm

Ba Bow..

"Unfortunately for Trump, the man in question, Patrick Basham, is actually a tobacco industry apologist who was accused of faking his academic history in the British Medical Journal. "

"Basham wrote a piece in the BMJ downplaying the obesity epidemic, a British professor responded in the journal saying that Basham had never received a PhD from Cambridge University as he had claimed."

Not going to even bother reading anything he's penned.

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etarip Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 8:13pm

Get a life shorto.
Stop filling these pages with bullshit please. It’s over mate, done. Election, won fairly and squarely. By popular margin and electoral college. And again by review. The house and the senate results don’t seem to be in question. Are you suggesting that the whole lot were similarly rigged - same counting processes etc etc. I fkn despise your type.

You’re a troll.

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Snuffy Smith Monday, 7 Dec 2020 at 9:08pm

Join the club.

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truebluebasher Tuesday, 8 Dec 2020 at 7:36pm

tbb salutes shortenism...not a Troll, not stark raving mad nor Russian.
Just some top quality Aussie shit stirring...
Biden has not yet won California...(True!)
11th Dec ...Certification-
Technically Trump can squeeze in another 2 dozen Appeals to de-certify result.

7th Dec : States still not Certified...guessing most are by now?
tbb asks again, if any have a live read on these...'d be cool!
Arizona, California, Colorado, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, New Jersey, Michigan, Missouri, Nevada, New Jersey, Wisconsin + (3mins ago...Pennsylvania?)
https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6214785115001

Current envisaged Certification ~ Biden - 306 (vs) Trump - 232
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/what-safe-harbor-day-why-...

8th Dec : Judges can accept challenges after Safe Harbour Day.
14th Dec : Judges can accept challenges after Electoral College Votes.

Post Safe Harbour anomaly is queried equally by party with Vice Prez as Decider.
Basically...Rep' Vice Prez has overrule to challenge suss Certification / College Vote.
Yes! Rulings could then drag out in court to void inauguration proceedings.
Exactly! Commander in Chief resumes as is! Trump will tell you!

8th Dec - Trump : "Big Things are still to come!"

tbb: Really weird that Aussie Newspapers have a better handle on US election?
Covid must be wiping everything...Oz crew sends another get well message!
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/world/2020-race-donald-trump-attacks-th...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-08/us-election-safe-harbor-deadline-...

Fake News from Trump supporters is actually quite ingenious.
If Trump doesn't "Concede" & runs again & wins.
Technically Trump proves Biden stole his Election! ( Just humour him! )
Therefore confirming President Trump never lost anything...forevermore!
Baby fisty Pumps for you & you & .... even you!

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shortenism Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 9:11am

Ba bow, Texas files lawsuit with Supreme Court challenging election procedures in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Wonder who else will have joined by end of week..

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shortenism Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 9:11am

Ba bow, Texas files lawsuit with Supreme Court challenging election procedures in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Wonder who else will have joined by end of week..

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Craig Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 9:21am

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shortenism Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 9:53am

hahaha this all ya got...

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shortenism Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 9:58am

its turning into a patsy bitch slap to each others face here Craig. Perhaps we should just wait and see who's got a chair when the music stops.

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Westofthelake Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 10:18am

Haha you've gotta wonder how many times you can be bitch slapped out of a court room.

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stunet Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 10:24am

46 lawsuits since the election and counting.

But the next one, just you wait and see, all will be revealed etc etc

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synchrodogcal Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 11:18am

"Ba bow, Texas files lawsuit with Supreme Court challenging election procedures in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Wonder who else will have joined by end of week."

man you need to get out more, the purple sun is out and the sky is a lovely shade of yellow today, go and get ya some

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Vic Local Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 12:41pm

etarip, shortenism is a troll, I'm just not sure what type.
He was on here the other day saying the Republicans won California. That's either extremely hilarious or extremely pathetic.
Come on shortenism, come clean. It's killing me trying to work out if you are a funny troll or just a very sad one.

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shortenism Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 1:20pm

As I said, to stop the mindless bitch slapping, lets wait to see who has a seat when the music stops.. In the meantime, if any of you guys are looking for some extra xmas money, I reckon you'd be a shoe-in for a 'fact checking' job at FB, YT and/or Twitter. Without knowing your specific skills and experience, i'd say there is definitely strong alignment with culture and values.

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stunet Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 1:43pm

"As I said, to stop the mindless bitch slapping...I'll end my comment with a snide remark."

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shortenism Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 2:53pm

"As I said, to stop the mindless bitch slapping...I'll end my comment with a snide remark."

Yep, I'll cop that Stunet. Fair call...

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blackers Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 4:19pm

TBB asked for a live read on the certification process, National Archives records the actual State by State certificates as they are lodged.
https://www.archives.gov/electoral-college/2020
BTW California has certified Biden TBB.

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JQ Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 8:26pm

Shortenism, you're such a sheep, suckered in by the media and right globalist trumpists. Any one who's looked at the election stats knows there was fraud and it can't be true.

Statistically Kanye won, I mean neither Biden or Trump can rhyme yeah? Kanye's sold way more records than both of them put together, how can he possibly have supposedly got so few votes.

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/fuck-it-kanye-demands-reco...

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Blowin Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 9:13pm

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 9 Dec 2020 at 10:27pm

Fantastic blackers...that's laid out nicely...
Great resource...now let's reward yer kindhearted gift.

Just how BIG is Texas...just how many States can Texas sue?
Texas Twister hit the Supreme court on the stroke of Midnite.
Texas is suing Georgia 16, Michigan 16, Pennsylvania 20, Wisconsin 10 = 62
All won by Biden 306 (vs) Trump 232 >
Trump is conjuring up his Supreme Being to disintegrate 62 Viral Votes.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EouTiEbVgAkus5x?format=jpg&name=small
Biden is left with 244 (vs) 232
Now none can reach 270.
Judge blackers knew that ahead of time > "Contingent Election"
https://www.archives.gov/electoral-college/faq#no270
Jo for Prez! Can Jo 1.2% get a shot at this?
https://politipeeps.com/news/jo-jorgensen-libertarian-2020/

House of Rep Republicans have vowed to protest & challenge electoral Votes during the joint session.
Rep' Sen Mitt Romney : "It would be madness to protest the people's vote!"
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/romney-tears-into-republicans-threate...

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Re the Texas suit:
Richard L. Hasen, a law professor at the University of California, Irvine, called the Texas filing a “press release masquerading as a lawsuit.”

He listed what he said were its shortcomings: “Texas doesn’t have standing to raise these claims as it has no say over how other states choose electors; it could raise these issues in other cases and does not need to go straight to the Supreme Court; it waited too late to sue; the remedy Texas suggests of disenfranchising tens of millions of voters after the fact is unconstitutional; there’s no reason to believe the voting conducted in any of the states was done unconstitutionally; it’s too late for the Supreme Court to grant a remedy even if the claims were meritorious (they are not).”
NYT: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/08/us/politics/texas-files-an-audacious-...

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truebluebasher Friday, 11 Dec 2020 at 9:53am

blackers...that there Texas Twister is growing & spinning outta control.

Monstering 17 states large Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, West Virginia.

All but 3 have Republican Governors but all suits were filed by Republican Officials.
The suit invalidates 62 said votes in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin.
News : "That's enough to swing the Election to Trump" (Open ended!)

tbb: (Invalidated Votes can't increase Trump's Tally, but both would be under 270?)

Trump : "The Big One" + Vows to intervene in it!
Republicans wouldn't risk Trump unless he was instrumental to the Game Plan.
tbb: Trump is operating under emergency Powers > ( National Interference ).

As blackers said...the Law experts claim this Texas Twister is absurd & laughable.
All say one state can't tell another what to do.(Zero chance court will accept case)

tbb: Only that the states are motioning their President to save them from evil...
President of a Nation that is under threat will be ordering the Court to defend USA.
Reckon that's why the Prez is rocking up to the bench...Rid the Vote = Save USA.
note: (Supreme Court is the largest chapter of Trump's fan club).

Rudy drank Monkey Juice from Trump's Fountain of Youth, now more bigger babies.
All have been warned of Trump's Village People Fisty Pump U.S.A Dance Troupe.
Rudy tosses the Boot Polish...no sweat...(Mob boss is back ...let's turn this shit up.)

Again! tbb is sourcing OZ ABC.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-10/us-election-latest-donald-trump-j...

or readers can just skip to Plan Z
Trump crashes Loser Biden's Inauguration with [WR] Trump Election Rally.
As Trump won't concede it's likely he'll continue running 2020 Election thru 2024.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-11/donald-trump-might-hold-ally-when...
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/trump-considers-2024-camp...

7 year itch...(Now you gotta scratch my back ...Aussie style...Mate! / Mate!)
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-10/democrats-biden-defense-waiver-ll...

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synchrodogcal Friday, 11 Dec 2020 at 10:22am

obviously the don didn't hook his foot soldier up with the superjuice

https://www.theage.com.au/world/north-america/new-hampshire-republican-j...

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blackers Saturday, 12 Dec 2020 at 5:26pm

The supreme court wrote: “The State of Texas’s motion for leave to file a bill of complaint is denied for lack of standing under Article III of the Constitution. Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another State conducts its elections. All other pending motions are dismissed as moot.”
And that's all folks.