Watch: Michael February in black and white
'Such and such in black and white'
It's been the lazy writer's title since 1992. No colour? Voila!....just call on Slater's original biopic.
You can't blame me, it's Sunday morning, the surf is picking up by the set, but so is the wind meaning the window of opportunity is squeezing shut and the conditions demand full attention.
So let's be quick: it's Michael February at a Mex pointbreak smoothly linking turns between wonky sections. You may have read Jamie Brisick's recent New Yorker essay where he accused M'Feb of having a style "as self-conscious as the duck-face selfie."
Brisick had a valid point about the standardisation of surf style due to videos, but methinks he chose the wrong target in February.