Watch: Italo Ferreira // Fernando de Noronha
Annoyed by airs? Spins give you the irrits? All that stuff your lumbering frame can no longer do?
Well, stop here, click back to the homepage because ahead only lies more suffering.
Or maybe you could continue onwards, try and understand the joy of saltation - look that one up - as shown by Italo Ferreira.
Even if you can't do 'em you can still enjoy watching, right?
And now you're in the mood I've added a li'l Instagram vid to the post, also of Italo on the hop. See bottom.