boogie boarders are gay.

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dingusmcsquidlips started the topic in Thursday, 6 May 2010 at 8:56am

Now that every one who loves a good troll has my attention let me state the following.
1. I am a booger.
2. I find the banter between boogers and surfers on these forums amusing and at the same time childish.
3. Yes surfing on a stick is harder.
4. Boogers who troll on here are wankers.
5. Sticks on here who abuse boogers who are not trolling here are insecure.
6. Fluidzone is shit so if you're a booger getting on swellnet to troll how about fucking off and actually doing something constructive by contributing to Fluidzone.
7. For every one saying boogers should grow up and learn to surf you're wrong.Every one should grow up and not surf at all, everyone should fuck off it's too crowded already.
8. If you paddle into any line up acting like a wave hungry, angry, fucktard, your'e missing the point and should stick to hanging out at the pub looking for fights.
9. To all the bad mannered grommets stick,boogie,goat boat, cripple,clubbie, what ever,surfing is not a career. In all likelyhood you're not that good, your'e missing the point.It's supposed to be fun.
10. I've lost interest let the shit talk begin.

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s-t-u commented Thursday, 6 May 2010 at 8:04pm

You are entitled to your wrong opinions.

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pigdoggin commented Friday, 7 May 2010 at 12:02am

Fuck yeah Dingus!

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 7 May 2010 at 5:06am

s-t-u your obviously more tuned in than I am, could you please enlighten me on which of (or all)and why my opinions are wrong so that I can better myself as a human being?

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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1963-malibu commented Friday, 7 May 2010 at 8:10am

so what if you choose to lie down and get stoked dingus?

Who cares about the people who are not happy about it?

Lying down on a soft or hard surfboard, call it a 'booger' if you want, whatever! It is a totally legit form of surfing.

You are getting stoked and the people who are not happy about you getting stoked, well &$#( them! as you say, they are insecure. agreed.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 7 May 2010 at 8:19am

1963 malibu , you are one of the enlightened few.Rise early and prosper my friend.oh yeah I also choose not to lie down but drop the knee, stand on the feet, stand on the head, or best of all throw the board and go the no craft.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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s-t-u commented Monday, 10 May 2010 at 2:56am

I just wanted to rark you up dingus. But your right I’m probably more tuned in than you.

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stuey commented Monday, 10 May 2010 at 3:14am

:| :) :( i love lamp.

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seal commented Wednesday, 12 May 2010 at 4:56am

The title of the thread says it all. No sense hiding away in the closet for ever. But really, I don't agree as I have seen some beautifull Zilla chicks on them and they can't all be lesos can they? If they are then thats a crying shame and a waste.

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verner commented Thursday, 13 May 2010 at 6:55am

so what if you choose to lie down and get stoked dingus?

Who cares about the people who are not happy about it?

Lying down on a soft or hard surfboard, call it a 'booger' if you want, whatever! It is a totally legit form of surfing.

You are getting stoked and the people who are not happy about you getting stoked, well &$#( them! as you say, they are insecure. agreed.

By: "1963-malibu"

1963-malibu - You started a thread rinsing SUP riders. Now your preaching about getting stoked no matter what your craft...make up your mind.

Talk about hypocrite !

I think you named the thread SUP's SUCK! Appropriate imo.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Thursday, 13 May 2010 at 7:38am

Fancy a bum seal?

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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seal commented Thursday, 13 May 2010 at 8:03am

As long as its one of the reef bikini chicks and not some gay booger fag. Remember you started the thread about your kind, hoping you could explain your pathetic reasons for not using the legs and feet that god had intended them for ie standing up.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Thursday, 13 May 2010 at 8:51am

You do realise that it is possible to stand up on a bodyboard and also that the legs come in handy for that late take off no?
You're obviously an elite surfer, aren't you aiming a bit low with wanting to bum a reef model (who also market towards bodyboarders).With all your'e travels around the world dominating the WTC you could be getting all the arse you want, especially those banchong boys in bali, they love you long time, then you can tell all your'e trophy winning mates how much lovin you get.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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seal commented Thursday, 13 May 2010 at 10:17am

My, getting a bit testy aren't you cnut lips! Cop a bit of a ragging about your lame excuse for surfing and get real nasty. Yeah sure you can stand on a booger but why the fcuk would you want to when you can just grovel on your guts and do your heaps sick spins and all. Fcuk the travel, sooner stay at home and get all angry and bitter about the agro surfers in the lineup and try and chase them away with Maliboo-boo and Spongy.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 14 May 2010 at 4:05am

Oooh seems I've hooked me an angry one (seeing as you've mentioned you love a good bite on the other boogy bashing thread)hope you enjoy your surfing of the same spot for the rest of youre life there pal.Oh and it's cunt lips, cnut is not actually a word.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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spongebob commented Friday, 14 May 2010 at 9:09am

Angry & bitter seal,where did you get that from?Can you not see the fun possiblities you could have lampooning these angry swollen ego's?Isnt it better laugh them down than beat them down?Violence breeds violence & laughter is contagious.Choose your weapon,one can be just as effective as the other if used the right way.Who knows they might even learn to relax a bit & have a laugh at them selves.

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radbone08 commented Friday, 14 May 2010 at 12:47pm

boogers are fucks

Peace out Zac

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spongebob commented Friday, 14 May 2010 at 2:35pm

Polly want a cracker?

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seal commented Saturday, 15 May 2010 at 12:08am

Now Spongy, laughter is a good thing especially when you drop down in front of some cunt(see 'lips' I can spell cunt after all)who has been paddling inside you all morning and they get all fucked up. But hey they don't tend to see the funny side of it and get all angry but what do you do. Sit there and keep watching them do it, or burn them good and hope they may learn their lesson. If you want to surf in crowds, which unfortunatly is sometimes the only way you going to get a surf these days, well you have to take an agro stand. Personally I don't like to having to resort to it but if you don't you won't get waves and when you've been surfing the same break for 30yrs you kind of get attached to it and expect to get your fair share so will do what you gotta do to get waves even if it means being an agro bastard at times.
C.U.N.T.lips,good spelling hey,why would I want to travel anywhere, then I'd be a tourist and have to take my turn or be a snake like the rest of them. Even let boogers get waves and that wouldn't sit real well with a bitter angry bastard like me would it? Once tried surfing in Indo but shit there was way too many waves to myself and I couldn't get angry with anyone but I hear it's a bit different nowdays so might try it again soon.Hey I might be a tool,lips, but a least i'm not the bluntest tool in the shed.

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footstoolx commented Saturday, 15 May 2010 at 7:27am

As a booger,I had a great time at Maroubra today!Everything else was of little matter.

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vruntson commented Saturday, 15 May 2010 at 4:19pm

For all the swipes at esky riders, I have never in my 24 years of esky riding been confronted whist in the line-up, paddling out, or on the beach. So whats up with the online bullshit?

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antifroth commented Sunday, 16 May 2010 at 1:43am

vruntson, mate it is because most people are cowards, like the ones who yell at you in traffic with their windows closed, either that or you are one mean looking esky lidder

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shaun commented Sunday, 16 May 2010 at 3:03am

Now Spongy, laughter is a good thing especially when you drop down in front of some cunt(see 'lips' I can spell cunt after all)who has been paddling inside you all morning and they get all fucked up. But hey they don't tend to see the funny side of it and get all angry but what do you do. Sit there and keep watching them do it, or burn them good and hope they may learn their lesson. If you want to surf in crowds, which unfortunatly is sometimes the only way you going to get a surf these days, well you have to take an agro stand. Personally I don't like to having to resort to it but if you don't you won't get waves and when you've been surfing the same break for 30yrs you kind of get attached to it and expect to get your fair share so will do what you gotta do to get waves even if it means being an agro bastard at times.
C.U.N.T.lips,good spelling hey,why would I want to travel anywhere, then I'd be a tourist and have to take my turn or be a snake like the rest of them. Even let boogers get waves and that wouldn't sit real well with a bitter angry bastard like me would it? Once tried surfing in Indo but shit there was way too many waves to myself and I couldn't get angry with anyone but I hear it's a bit different nowdays so might try it again soon.Hey I might be a tool,lips, but a least i'm not the bluntest tool in the shed.

By: "seal"

Seal , if your going to have another go at Bali I think you'll really enjoy yourself as there is a lot to get angry about. But just remember you have to spend a full week surfing one break before your a local.

I'm the scab you keep picking off and is there again the next day.

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seal commented Sunday, 16 May 2010 at 3:26am

Thanks for the tip shaun but do I need to buy a local board so that I might be able to pretend I'm local a bit quicker? What about if I get a few dreadies going,is that going to help me with the soul-surfer, local anywhere apperance thats bound to fool even the oldest locals everywhere? Then I can go and tell everyone to fuck-off and get out heaps of anger! I'll come back so refreshed that nothing will ever bother me again.

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wax-on-danielson commented Monday, 17 May 2010 at 1:04am

7. For every one saying boogers should grow up and learn to surf you're wrong.Every one should grow up and not surf at all, everyone should fuck off it's too crowded already.

- the truth has been spoken!

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s-t-u commented Monday, 17 May 2010 at 3:14am

I hear the truth is that you suck cock.

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spongebob commented Monday, 17 May 2010 at 4:25am

Hey Waxy now you've grown up,given up surfing & fucked off home,can I have your spot?

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b-bear commented Monday, 17 May 2010 at 9:30am

what ever your choice just get barreled and relax, surfing is spose to be about having fun and living in the moment.

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wax-on-danielson commented Tuesday, 18 May 2010 at 12:22am

s-t-u the truth is you think everyone sucks cock cause all you think about is sucking cock.
spongebob my spot is north bondi in the flags - go sick

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antifroth commented Tuesday, 18 May 2010 at 2:01am

If boogy boarders are not gay then whats with the faggot emo haircuts the little poofs have?

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pete_79 commented Tuesday, 18 May 2010 at 7:53am

gay hair cuts and BIG diamond ear rings that they must have stolen from their older sisters.... super cool...

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antifroth commented Tuesday, 18 May 2010 at 10:01am

And socks under their flippers? What do they do that isn't gay?

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spongebob commented Wednesday, 19 May 2010 at 3:04am

No Waxy NOOOO!Not Bondi,I would prefer to jam my nuts in a rabbit trap.

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s-t-u commented Thursday, 20 May 2010 at 9:59pm

s-t-u the truth is you think everyone sucks cock cause all you think about is sucking cock.

By: "wax-on-danielson"

That's a good reply danielson, you little cock gobbler.

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kylewatersphotogin commented Thursday, 20 May 2010 at 11:10pm

i still cant believe there are people out there that put shit on both bodyboarding and surfing...there both good and are good for different reasons..if everyone done the same thing it would be a boring world.. i think surfers are generally more driven and hard working in all aspects of life. Bodyboarders are the lazier more laid back type (generally).... but whats wrong with being lazy and laid back...its not always a competetion but unfortunately money has commercialized both sports and 'soul surfers' are few and far between. I met a surfer not long ago who shreds and does it all for the fun, id say he summed it up best, 'As long as your getting shacked..... who gives a fuck what your on'.

Kyle Waters

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 21 May 2010 at 3:09am

good to see the shits still dribblin out from the usual suspects.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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eeks commented Friday, 21 May 2010 at 8:47am

why did s-t-u bring toilet paper to the party?

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eeks commented Friday, 21 May 2010 at 8:48am

because his a party pooper

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uncleernie commented Friday, 21 May 2010 at 11:46pm

For all the swipes at esky riders, I have never in my 24 years of esky riding been confronted whist in the line-up, paddling out, or on the beach. So whats up with the online bullshit?

I have found the exact same thing. 30 years old... boogin for 20. Never had any issues.

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seal commented Saturday, 22 May 2010 at 3:33am

uncleernie, thats really good to hear but it might all change when you get out from between the flags!

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dandandan commented Sunday, 23 May 2010 at 5:37am

the area i surf in is full of crazy body boarders.. sure, it looks kooky and lame when they are out sliding on 3 foot day on the point.. but when its so big that nothing is working you will find them all scraping their feet across barnacles on the meanest looking shelf..even though they close out 99% of the time they are still out there having a dig... having yet seen a stand up tackle it.. even though i dont think bodyboarding is as hard as stand up, i still think its perfectly legit.. a dickhead is a dickhead regardless of what sort of board they are riding..

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eeks commented Sunday, 23 May 2010 at 5:59am

uncleernie, thats really good to hear but it might all change when you get out from between the flags!

By: "seal"

lol, that was really funny

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hirsute commented Sunday, 23 May 2010 at 11:10pm

Good to see the boogers all standing up for themslves, feels good to stand up on the rare occasion - and I don't care who they sleep with.

hirsute

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uncleernie commented Tuesday, 25 May 2010 at 3:26am

seal, reckon your dad would mind if I jacked off into your mother's moustache.

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stuey commented Tuesday, 25 May 2010 at 3:49am

Boogie boarders arent gay, there boyfriend surfers are.

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antifroth commented Tuesday, 25 May 2010 at 9:55pm

Still GAY!

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rule303 commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 7:11am

Boogie boarders will never have any credibility FULLSTOP. make yourself an alaia maybe some credibility still questionable, my favourite moment with a boogie boarder was taking out an old single fin being dropped in on by a booger i ran straight over him than i rode him & his booger board for a few meters what a feeling always looking for the opportunity again the floating properties of a booger are gold once you experience it you will always be looking for the opportunity

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pleb commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 7:53am

rule303 my favourite moment for Bodyboarding was when Pat Williams (bodyboarder) beat the shit out of Mick Fanning at greenmount in front of the whole snapper crew including Parko. Mick got dominated infront of everyone! but this was never released in the media.

proud moment for bodyboarders, love to know Micks take on the situation

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rule303 commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 8:09am

like boogers the snapper crew are gay as well look forward to seeing you in the line up pleb

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dandandan commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 9:32am

no credibility in riding this?
www.soulsurfer.com.au/images/photos/pht_waimea.jpg

rule303: there is a lot more credibility in that than there is in being a try hard surf god and poo stancing on a fence paling in 2 foot surf. as far as im concerned its the person, not the sport, that has credibility or not.

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ed commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 10:39am

Dan, dont rate that pic as riding its more falling over a big ass wave holding a bit of foam in one hand. find a better example...