boogie boarders are gay.

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dingusmcsquidlips started the topic in Thursday, 6 May 2010 at 8:56am

Now that every one who loves a good troll has my attention let me state the following.
1. I am a booger.
2. I find the banter between boogers and surfers on these forums amusing and at the same time childish.
3. Yes surfing on a stick is harder.
4. Boogers who troll on here are wankers.
5. Sticks on here who abuse boogers who are not trolling here are insecure.
6. Fluidzone is shit so if you're a booger getting on swellnet to troll how about fucking off and actually doing something constructive by contributing to Fluidzone.
7. For every one saying boogers should grow up and learn to surf you're wrong.Every one should grow up and not surf at all, everyone should fuck off it's too crowded already.
8. If you paddle into any line up acting like a wave hungry, angry, fucktard, your'e missing the point and should stick to hanging out at the pub looking for fights.
9. To all the bad mannered grommets stick,boogie,goat boat, cripple,clubbie, what ever,surfing is not a career. In all likelyhood you're not that good, your'e missing the point.It's supposed to be fun.
10. I've lost interest let the shit talk begin.

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pleb commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 11:28am

rule303 you wont be seeing this pleb in your lineup, you can have your fat point break, ill stick to the heavy reef ledges where bodyboarder make guys like you look like fools

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antifroth commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 9:39pm

Still Gay

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brendo commented Sunday, 30 May 2010 at 9:56pm

don't fight it guys, come with me over to his cool new site called fluidzone !! There's a couple of pics of a stand up surfer so I figure it's about surfing even though it's got a lot of lid stuff there. You can post on the forum about how surfing is still cool even though boogers hate us, and who is the best ever !! The 3 boogers that are on there using it get a bit narky about it but who cares, it's all surfing right? One day we'll be up there in social status with those cool boogie board kids. Hell, I even asked the mods to create a forum for SUPs and Kayaks/Goaters so we can all go there and wank off together on the forum !!

The link is here... http://www.fluidzone.com/forums/4/stillgay

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rule303 commented Wednesday, 2 Jun 2010 at 9:50am

dandan dan the man not trying to be a surf god but thanks for acknowledging surfers are & do not include boogers, nice photo really what skill is involved paddle hold on get smashed. instead of all you boogers carrying on like someone looked up your skirts do a google search for paipo fun things to play with & make yourselves when your not surfing or body surfing
Again PLeb hope to see you in the line up have not surfed a point break in 6 months.
As for BRENDO and SUP kaykays & goaters your even below boogers the aformentioned have no place in any lineup.
ANY surfer worth his salt can surf any craft on any break can sup kayaks goaters boogers say the same, good luck on your journey of self discovery in the meantime.

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brendo commented Wednesday, 2 Jun 2010 at 11:53pm

rule303, I think you missed the intended humour/sarcasm in my post.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 4 Jun 2010 at 8:25am

derp,de,derp,dediddlyderp,
still bighting,
still childish,
the thing that dissapoints the most is that most of you still lack imagination and creativety.
I'd like to thank those that have at least tried by saying that fluidzone is truly gay and that the new swellnet site "I'd like the top 10 WCT surfers to wank off in my red beard whilst the top 10 world bb's fondle my sack and the worlds no. 1 goat boater/kite boreder root each of my ears.com.au" welcomes all you'r kind.
Eat a big fat (overcrowded staph infected, aids carrying ,inbred ,carpark in mouth wanking, openly unemployed cock addict )sandwich with cheese.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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mtw commented Friday, 4 Jun 2010 at 8:37am

Dingus, have you thought about getting help for your anger management issues? What I find amusing about you is the fact that you think you are a real surfer, fuck off and stay between the flags. If you dont want to be dissapointed with peoples responses, then fuck off and stay out of a website which is for real surfers.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 4 Jun 2010 at 8:49am

never said I was a real surfer mtw and I don't need to stay between the flags I only surf when its 1 foot and wear yellow floaties.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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hirsute commented Friday, 4 Jun 2010 at 9:55am

Hey Dingus, do you do t-shirts or car stickers ? I love some of the stuff coming out of your brain. That sandwich thing would make a great T. Keep up the good work.

hirsute

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1963-malibu commented Friday, 4 Jun 2010 at 11:19pm

Dingus are they corporate sponsored floaties you are wearing when you surf?
If they have a prominent logo attached to them, i might be interested in wearing some myself.

someone said this forum is for 'real surfers'.
If a 'real surfer' is the sort of vibe presented on here, then i would much prefer to be 'unreal'.

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ftl commented Saturday, 5 Jun 2010 at 10:25pm

so dingus, (means idiot...)
your sig says that boog is a threat to humankind when you cut out the childish crap from south park, marking out you are either 12 or very immature.
In any case why is boog a threat to you? maybe boogs are a threat to surfers because they can achieve the same thing differently.. oh dear, dear god what will the world come to when people dont do everything the same way! that is also why nobody should ever have a go at bodyboarders, because we are just doing the same thing differently. Do we persecute people who write left handed? We did once but we realised how stupid it was and don't anymore. Therefore one day there will be no idiots like you and people won't lay shit on bodyboarders.

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antifroth commented Saturday, 5 Jun 2010 at 11:41pm

Still Gay!

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mtw commented Saturday, 5 Jun 2010 at 11:45pm

Ape realised that he had to stand up to become a man, it was called evolution. When will boogers realise that when you introduce a child to surfing, chances are you introduce them to a boogie board, then when they are ready to stand up (around 8 yrs old)you get them on a surfboard, this is boggolution.

Give up your childish ways, get off your guts and stand up and then you will be heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ftl commented Sunday, 6 Jun 2010 at 6:42am

Ape realised that he had to stand up to become a man, it was called evolution. When will boogers realise that when you introduce a child to surfing, chances are you introduce them to a boogie board, then when they are ready to stand up (around 8 yrs old)you get them on a surfboard, this is boggolution.

Give up your childish ways, get off your guts and stand up and then you will be heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: "mtw"

Get out of your closet and accept that
1. Bodyboarding is a revolution of something new and there is nothing wrong with that, its just something new.
2. You are childish by sitting on your computer and saying something that makes no sense.

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booginftw commented Sunday, 6 Jun 2010 at 6:50am

ftl ur a deadset dumbshit. bodyboarders charge harder where are surfers goin the shallow grinding reef breaks like boogers. so pull your head in kook!

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mtw commented Sunday, 6 Jun 2010 at 11:33am

FTL, you say that I am childish by sitting on my computer and saying something that makes no sense. What the hell is this whole topic about, it makes no sense.

But Monkey stood up and became a Man. Thus my point Surfer = Man, whilst Body Boarder = Monkey.

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spongebob commented Sunday, 6 Jun 2010 at 12:56pm

The last group to use evolution to claim their superiority over other groups was the Fascist Nazi Party of Germany,you might of heard of them,great bunch of guys.Poor old Charlie must have been turning in his grave.Human evolution,standing up came first,brain came later,feel free to run with that if you like.

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antifroth commented Sunday, 6 Jun 2010 at 10:03pm

Still blatently lycra wearingly gay.

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ed commented Sunday, 6 Jun 2010 at 10:33pm

Still writing their number on the mens toilet wall gay.

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antifroth commented Monday, 7 Jun 2010 at 1:14am

Still rump poundingly gay!

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seal commented Monday, 7 Jun 2010 at 4:48am

After much thought, I'm begining to believe we are being a bit harsh labelling all boogie boarders as gay. It's come to my realisation that many of them would be too young to really know their sexuality yet(under ten).So let's change the title to Boogie boarders over the age of (give them some leeway here)12 are gay. That way we should cut down most of the inane dribble coming from their keyboards and get onto discussing serious topics, which seem to be bypassed because of this thread and the one about skill levels. I'd like to start some other threads but know they would be high-jacked by the snotty-nosed brats and turned into slanging matches such as this one so will not bother.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Monday, 7 Jun 2010 at 9:15am

well at leats the abuse is getting better (sort of).
And don't worry seal I'll keep out of your super serious topic threads like "will being a fascist bigot make me real man?"
Also ftl (and the rest of you) you should probably at leat read the o.p. if you're going to throw your 2 cents worth in, maybe then you'll realize the blatantly obvious;
I AM TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THE WHOLE STUPID FUCKING ARGUMENT.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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mtw commented Monday, 7 Jun 2010 at 9:39am

Nothing says wrong when you see a man child riding a booger, especially wearing socks under his flippers.

Dingus, you may have been taking the piss, but geez you have a raised a very valid point. You and all your gut sliding mates are gay. Seal also made a good point, which is that the gayness is only a problem if you are over twelve. Anyone under twelve is is a child taking part in a kiddies sport.

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seal commented Monday, 7 Jun 2010 at 9:42am

At least we are on the same wave-length but not wave cuntlips ie. taking the piss is something I love to do. Sometimes though,people don't see the humour and take it the wrong way so if I come across as a fascist bigot, thats a cap I'm just gonna have to wear. At least I'm not wearing a pair of flippers or a wrist leash, thats when I know I've started scraping the bottom of the barrel not pulling into the barrel.

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shiftykilla commented Wednesday, 9 Jun 2010 at 5:58am

Most bodyboarders wear bicep leashes >_>'. And how do you scrape the bottom of the barrel if you aren't in the barrel? What that says to me is that the bodyboarder is deeper in the barrel...

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mtw commented Wednesday, 9 Jun 2010 at 7:16am

Hey Shittykilla read all the posts from boogers and then it will be clearer that boogers as a breed are from the bottom of the barrel. Trying to pull into a barrel is something totally different. You dont have to worry about that till your 8th birthday.

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ftl commented Wednesday, 9 Jun 2010 at 1:22pm

ftl ur a deadset dumbshit. bodyboarders charge harder where are surfers goin the shallow grinding reef breaks like boogers. so pull your head in kook!

By: "booginftw"

lol... I was... supporting bodyboarders???
fail

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antifroth commented Thursday, 10 Jun 2010 at 3:26am

Still armband wearingly GAY!

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tassie-devil commented Thursday, 10 Jun 2010 at 10:42am

I have discovered an enlightened commentary on this subject at www.sofmos.blogspot.com

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 11 Jun 2010 at 7:33am

socks under long scuba diving flippers, wrist leash, bolted in handles, webbed gloves, fluro pink wetsuit shorts, fluro orange vest with zip in front, beige zinc cream on nose,
riding a supermarket bought boogie board = less gay than anyone that feels that their chosen way of riding waves is the only way.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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antifroth commented Friday, 11 Jun 2010 at 8:33am

Still GAY!

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 11 Jun 2010 at 8:50am

thats all u got ay

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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pablo commented Friday, 11 Jun 2010 at 8:58am

Don,t take it layin down Dingus.

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dingusmcsquidlips commented Friday, 11 Jun 2010 at 10:27am

where would you like to take it? I know you like it dirty you filthy old fucker.

I'm super serial man boog pig is the most serial threat we have ever faced,why won't any one take me serial.

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antifroth commented Friday, 11 Jun 2010 at 10:37pm

Dingus you are as soft as the boards you ride and yep STILL GAY!

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pablo commented Saturday, 12 Jun 2010 at 12:17am

I take it like a man Dingus, standin that is, and by the the way how did know I was a dirty old man?, ! Sure hope you were,nt wearing that garb you described earlier whilst peeping on me!

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slidesomefoam commented Tuesday, 22 Jun 2010 at 2:33am

For fuck sake i'm sick of all these narrow minded grey haired longboarders having a go at bodyboarders, just because we slide guts and wear fin socks doesn't make us gay, we charge just as hard as you if not harder. Dingus you're a fucking legend.

"Finding good ice cream is hard without a jetski, surfers are rich and can get good ice cream"

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mtw commented Tuesday, 22 Jun 2010 at 3:09am

Oh great, this subject has rissen from the dead. Lets start a new topic, why do gut sliders need to try and prove they have dicks? Why do they troll through swellnet and not stick to fluidzone? How many surfers go on to fluidzone and post on the forums, not many. Why, because we dont have to prove that our balls have dropped.

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antifroth commented Tuesday, 22 Jun 2010 at 5:03am

mtw - mate you are on the mark today buddy.

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reeflingo commented Tuesday, 22 Jun 2010 at 9:55am

Can't believe you are all whinging and having a go at eachother for something so small and trivial. Does it really matter what craft you use in the water? Honestly, instead of acting like a bunch of school kids, why not get out in the water for wave instead?

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slidesomefoam commented Wednesday, 23 Jun 2010 at 9:44am

Bodyboarders ourselves don't have a problem with surfers, they've got a equal amount of right to be out there as us boogers, and yeah they drop in on us but that's mainly our fault although you do get those fuckheads that drop in on you regardless, but the problem we do have is the total attitude the surfers automatically have towards us. yeah we wear fin socks, ride a bit of foam made from the same material they make esky lids out of but what the fuck else is your problem? we're still out there having a good time getting deep and to me thats all that matters.

"Finding good ice cream is hard without a jetski, surfers are rich and can get good ice cream"

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mtw commented Wednesday, 23 Jun 2010 at 10:36pm

Slidesomefoam, then why do you have to come on here are justify yourself. We have two subjects about boogers at the moment trying to claim that they have penises too, both I might add started by boogers.Whilst you continue to come on here and act like a turd with an inferiority complex, no wonder you guys cop crap. Why dont you go back to fluidzone, contribute towards that website and mix with people who give a shit about your so called claims to be taken seriosly.

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ftl commented Wednesday, 23 Jun 2010 at 11:28pm

because people who disrespect boogers need to be put in their place.

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slidesomefoam commented Thursday, 24 Jun 2010 at 2:30am

Exactly. A majority of surfers don't personally have a problem with boogers, but being a surfer automatically makes it alright to bag them out.

"Finding good ice cream is hard without a jetski, surfers are rich and can get good ice cream"

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mtw commented Thursday, 24 Jun 2010 at 3:40am

Slidesomefoam, that’s True! But why have two boogers started threads on this website justifying and highlighting skill levels of bodyboarding. I personally don’t see the appeal in bodyboarding, but if you get satisfaction out of it, good for you. You dont have to justify that you feel your sport is of equal skill level etc to anyone.

However whilst you feel that you do have to start threads justifying your skill levels, naturally you will be looked down upon. I don't think starting these two threads on this forum has done any justice to surfers " to be put in their place" by boogers, if anything it has done your cause an injustice. As it has highlighted your small man syndrome which from where I am sitting appears to be very present.

How many times have you been deliberately lined up and run over (or seen this)? I am guessing none! I certainly would not do this on the simple fact that I might damage my equipment. How many times have you been dropped in on by a surfer or a fellow booger, I am guessing a few times, well deal with it, we all get dropped in on regardless of your equipment type, it is a shit part of our sport.

Message to all the surfer: Go and find a gut slider and give them a big cuddle,they feel unloved.

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seal commented Thursday, 24 Jun 2010 at 4:15am

I thought this thread had died a natural death but unfortunatly it has reared it's ugly head once again due to some poor little boy having his little insercurity moment.
Yes you probably will grow up one day and reflect on the absolute pointless of your lost years trying to defend a so called sport that no-one in his right mind could be fucked to care about.

Please do us all a favour and take up knitting and then at least someone might care what you have to say. (it might be your grandmother but at least that's someone)

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pete_79 commented Thursday, 24 Jun 2010 at 5:26am

Go and find a gut slider and give them a big cuddle,they feel unloved.

By: "mtw"

HA HA HA...
2011 - International year of "hugging a booger and making them feel special"

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mtw commented Thursday, 24 Jun 2010 at 5:52am

Hey Pete, before you attend you will need to produce your "Working with Childrens Check"

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huntie commented Thursday, 24 Jun 2010 at 6:08am

Yeah right sure Meano's at Flinders south of Melbourne last Friday

Is gutsy a bodyboarders only wave

Image

Wave Pig

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mtw commented Thursday, 24 Jun 2010 at 6:13am

You are full of crap, It is not a bodyboarders wave, I surf Meanos all the time with plenty of other surfers.

Anyway the photo is of a manchild, so it does not count.