Undergound heroes

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Sheepdog started the topic in Tuesday, 4 Mar 2014 at 5:08pm

Every surf community has them. They rip. They rip big time. But no accolades, no hype, no sponsors, just memories scarred into fellow surfers minds of these guys catching and tearing "your local" apart. They are usually humble, friendly characters.
In a "music sense", they are the "Minor threats", the "Where's the pope's", "Depression". Some even got a bit of airplay like "Cosmic Psychos"....
My underground hero would have to be "Spart", short for Sparticus... One of my best mates for life.... Taught me so much back in the 90s... With his guidance, I went from an "intermediate surfer" to a charger capable of holding my own, and even turning a few heads at our boardriders in Coolum..... A hard marker, no compliments. Always pretended he didn't see that "off the lip", be he did :). At 6 foot3, (I'm 6.1), he showed me how to rip small stuff, and not do that stupid "hop". I won't share his tip, one of the best small wave/ big man tips I've ever had.
And could the guy rip...... Fuck could he rip....... Was not on 1, not 2 , but 3 tracks covers in the 70/80s, all at Anga'. Surfed 12 -15foot Sunset in the pro class trials as a teenager...... Beat Ratso Buchanan for the Kiwi open..... A freekn legend in NZ....
One massive swell at Point Perry Coolum, he just put everyone to the sword, never forget that day, He owned Cyclonic ti tree, Platforms.
He had a massive heart attack a couple of years back. Artery so collapsed they couldn't put a stent in. No more surfing.......... Still fixes boards up on the hill at Coolum. Still has a laugh......
Greg "Spart" Rhodes, you're my undergound hero,,,, "boy".... Miss ya Bro'.

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wellymon Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 8:09pm

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shaun Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 8:31pm

Morris

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shaun Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 8:34pm

A few of these guys mentioned you could not call underground, some of them would have sold their mother for a shot in a magazine.

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shaun Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 8:35pm

Morrisagain

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morris Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 8:40pm

What about Shaun, no one could rip it up in his own dreams like the man himself.

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sidthefish Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 8:51pm

It happened, NO, it wasn'about territory, or the exposure, it was about attitude.

The Koori boys, The Gaurdians, met it at the ferry, just to make sure it went back elsewhere,

Then he met the shot-y, at Kirra .

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uplift Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 9:03pm

I'm not biased, and I even think that gatesy, the 'bronzed gimp', and grogesy deserve a bit of a mention. Shit, once gatesy eerrr, well there was this time... no there wasn't, ok then, so sometimes gatesy, well, sometimes, no he didn't, well, if it was uuhhmm, I think once... maybe somebody said, well then, ok, at sleaford once, nope, not even that, he was a, eerrrr.

Ok then, grogesy then, grogesy used to, errr, well, he could... well he would've, no he didn't, I think, perhaps... sometimes... once if it was, if, when, maybe, he coulda... shit, no he couldn't.

What the fuck, was I thinking, I aplogise profusely. I'm sorry, neither of them did, or do fuck all, in fact, they were, and are, and always will be all time, all universe, underground geeks. At least they have tiny, insignificant little footprints. Unless you look at them magnified through the bottom of a coupla empty, recyclable, printless 'goons. Plucked from a native 'goon bush. Goonamaximus shitloadsaheapsus. The glass pile down the end of a bottomless, sandy trail. The untraceable grapevine. Sorry again.

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mundies Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 9:38pm

Probably doesn't count as underground, but kudos to Heath Joske on possibly the day of the year a couple years ago at my local on an orange single fin, on a wave where fins near the rails are very helpful, getting barrelled off his head every wave with style. I grew up surfing in south oz, so my call for underground charger is Chris Ellis. He was doing a parko silky smooth style before parko was.

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upnorth Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 10:16pm

Chris Kingston, built a house on the west coast to be as close as possible to his favourite barreling right, a remote beauty at the end of several goat tracks under huge cliffs, filled his boots himself or with mates for years. Few years ago now when he was frontman for The Vermen. Doubt he ever won anything and would no doubt be mortified to know he was mentioned here but much respect for his surfing but more his attitude, living life to the full and happy to be inclusive. An all round decent bloke as well, still dropping his 6ft+ frame into the same barrels with easy languid style, just not quite as often.

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uplift Friday, 7 Mar 2014 at 11:37pm

Kingo?????? Fuck, just because he built a house under something... Twiggy Gordon's tried that angle too, to no avail, I've flown way up the fuckin' list now. Suck eggs Gaul.

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southey Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 2:14am

@ toneranger .
did i ring your bell ???

If so , how does it feel to be the only contributor in here (apart from caml) that has been given props .
[Uplift you don't count , 'cause either Stu's a terrible judge or you've already nominated yourself a dozen times , so it cancels you out off the bat ] .

@ Caml .... you mentioned Karl B . he already got props in the brett herring article comments ( and Uplift ragged him ) can you confirm come of the G Land stories from that Event that Brett got subbed in for . Did he own it ? I've seen Brett show some Hawaiin's up at BIG Desserts .

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caml Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 8:24am

Probably did southey . I wasnt there , think he took my place in the comp . Have seen a pic of him on a 12ft bomb that comp he didnt win but im sure he had a go . Truth is he always drank too much beer to really perform near his potential . Currently hes been sober for 6 months so hes been blowing everyone away ! Hope i get the opportunity to surf with him this year at our annual billibong challenge up nwest

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caml Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 8:41am

Upster is right about fotos being blackbanned by true underground salts . Some of the names here are a bit um ,have been in mags , if it says unknown surfer thats genuine . Gotta agree with upster on that

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trippergreenfeet Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 9:09am
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my call for underground charger is Chris Ellis. He was doing a parko silky smooth style before parko was.

+1 for Cheeky.
Crawford Brown wasn't too bad either.

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trippergreenfeet Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 9:14am

Darren Glasson was a young bloke who was a standout in sth oz, charged, could tear the bag, had style and was fearless. Unfortunately he became a casualty to mental illness before his prime.

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trippergreenfeet Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 9:20am

Matt Alexander, natural born surfer. Ripped, charged and had a style that I'd rather watch than 95% of the pro tour. The surfer's surfer.

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toneranger Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 9:22am

Southy,i must be a little bit slow,so can you expand on what "given props' means.it's all a little too cryptic for me

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southey Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 10:14am

someone mentioned sandy's dad , Matt , and maybe some other PI guys .... i mentioned demos , dugga and Glyndon's brother . your forum name could be construed to be him , especially since it sounds like you grew up around PI ??

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udo Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 10:49am

Cheeky ellis stylemaster, earlier days Darren 'grape ape' Earle, Johnno hinks.

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toneranger Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 10:44am

Thanks Southey ,i understand now.Yep,did most of my surfing down at P.I. from 1972-82 before moving over to s.a. Was a member of the boardrider's club in the days when headquarters was at Bottleneck beach on no surf afternoons drinking barrells.Oh,if i could only have those brain cells back.one of my mates down there who surfed Express regularly mentioned Steve Demos as a charger.I used to get my rush down the other end at B.P.P. What a barrell that was.The price of admission was a lot of skin.Great days.These are the names of the guys i remember around that era.John Mason.Tim Brockley,the Stevic bros.,the Neave bros.Paul Cochrane,Dingo,Jug,Scotty Wilson........etc.

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upnorth Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 10:45am

Not sure nominating yourself counts uplift, its more peer review, but if you need to blow your own go ahead.
Kingo fits into the underground part perfectly, fully committed, still charging under the radar. The hero part may be stretching things but he's a top bloke in and out of the water and his band weren't bad either.

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brutus Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 10:57am

c'mon uplift,show a bit of love for Kingo..or what about telling your version of SIARGO.....???

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 11:21am

I'm eagerly waiting for -Uppo the Doco- starring Uppo, written and directed by Uppo, narrated by Uppo, co-starring Uppo.

Its an Uppomentary about all things Uppo. Brought to you by his sponsors, the chickens.

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grog-an Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:04pm

that would be amasing

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overthefallsg Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:06pm

Underground chargers really the guys who were too wasted to create anything of a career other than shit kicking on a building site for minimum wage ( if lucky enough to havre an ABN ).. collecting the dole ( when you could pre Howardism) and sitting in the pub drinking at the public bar till 12 two nights out of three.

Then there was the surfing, mindless manouvers that blew the 80's fringes straight off ye forehead. (that Bourne character of note on the lazer zap one memoral trip through Avoca).

So many Underground chargers that will never make it on tour beacause they never sucked Sarges arse hard enough. To get to the top you need to really nibble, fiddle, felch and pucker that corporate arse real goood likes. I will digress from naming pro surfers on here because its the √úNDERGROUND CHARGERS FORUM (mainly QLDers back stroking other QLDers) and the pros surf more often, better and get paid to do it than oneself.

See Les Norrish gets a mention, Lets throw in Bags from WC SA for total style throwing the ole Arms casually behind the back behind the curtain any given wave at the ... secret spot.

Jeff Tar form Vicco gettin a mention back there aswell, go the tarbaby.

I'll throw in a Dave Occonell alias DOC who is one of those loose ye 80'fringe shredders.

Big ups to Yazzie out of the younger crew.

West Australians best underground charger... Mick Shaw possibly.

From QLD the bloke that used to travel here with Kong, back in the days wouldn't be a fella goes by the name of Spock? Shredding Goofy footer who spent many years in Gland perfecting the style. Met him over there, great lookin missus aswell, oh and a champion fighter Uplift, trains up and takes down oponents with just the forcefield surrounding his moving backhander.

What about a tall mashed up lookin dude from the Sunny coast goes by the mane of Thommo?
Met that dude at the Corner Bar in Margaret River one year and what a loose character... After only two pints of good ole sparkling ale he gets turfed from the pub and i had to, (lets not missinterperet this next phrase) pull him off the big chicken legged wanna be pornstar bouncer Tarzan. Fuck Thomo could throw em mashed up that Tarzan character real good, his nose won't ever be the same, like a dishplate now. Saw him charge North point the next day like it was a dribbler little right off Tea Trees. He had a mate wif him also TBurger, a goofy who thought he charged but couldnt handle it when me mate Hodgekiss dropped in on him down Boodge one day.

Anyways.

Met that Dutts Character that trip aswell, I think that he be still working on me ole Top to Bottom that i gave to him to fix. Wonder if he is still doin dings?

Curtis an Holley gettin a mention, Holly, Gaul (those cats still B B-Boyin i bet)

Underground heroes: stuff of legend staus...

And oh yeah, Brutus and Uplift... Keep the gloves on fellas, else someone gonna get HURT!

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:14pm

Tarry is so underground, he doesn't want to take anyone down the coast with him, sometimes he doesn't even want to take himself with him.

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Sheepdog Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:24pm

Overthefalls, maaaate ...... Dunno what thread your readin', but I just scrolled through...... boyz from south oz, Wa, Phillip Island, North NSW, Not just qlders....... And in my original post, I mentioned that some "underground heroes" even got a bit of airplay like "the cosmic psychos" ( a non Qld band BTW).
Spart, the bloke I highlighted, is from Kiwiland......
So, I don't think it's too much of a sin to mention the like of Guy omerod, or even Rod "the box" Kerr.
I do get your points though, re' shit kicking on a building site, and sucking up sarges arse.
Cheers, man.

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Mrsuplift Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:31pm

Uplift the movie would be great except for the much needed subtitles!
What are your thoughts lifty? AKA mumbles!

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:43pm

horseshit OTF, hero status can be qualified by whatever you want.

We had a guy from school days who had leg amputated, he came back to surf a mal with a prosthesis.

the local Doc lost a hand to a chainsaw, he took to a knee board cos he had paddling problems, on a kneelo he could kick onto the waves with fins.

were they heros ? absolutely. someone may well be your hero just by the way they conduct themsleves.

Then you have Uppo, who is his own hero.

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overthefallsg Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:45pm

OI Sheepdog,

QLD bummin QLDers, a state sport, oh and dropping in, thats there other past time. Got ya shot on the bands, Can throw in Thrust (QLD) and The FUCK FUCKS (Vico)!

This upcommin doco sounds the guts aswell UPPOMENTARY! Sick balls, road trips to Sheringa blowin fringes away there and pointers on how to punch the livin shit outa any boogers or SUP's
that dare enter the arena.Can see where the subtitles could come in handy.

Guess ya have to consider Wayne Lynch in this thread aswell

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brutus Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:51pm

WA..George Simpson and Craig Betanay...with Mick shaw....

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overthefallsg Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 12:56pm

Al Bean brutus?

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 1:02pm

hey OTF, QLD was a great place before all you southerners moved up there and fucked it for us. Some of us had to emigrate south to get away from all the bloody mexicans .

but I'm with ya on the Uppomentary, can't wait to see him bench press a family SUV .

Here's a trailer he did earlier... 10 Reasons To Lift Weights With Your Vagina.

NB: Point #8 - "you never know when your super strong vagina will come in handy"

http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2014/01/29/watch-10-reasons-to-lift-weights-wit...

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 1:11pm

there's a link to a martial arts Uppo personally developed - Vagina Kung Fu .

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Sheepdog Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 1:12pm

Well that's right , Sid...... Hence living in appleville.....Overthefalls. Dropins - Yep... You get that when every second baby boomer moves up to retire, and within a year they're a "fuckin local"...... Cockheads.... Anyway, just had a dummy spit in the "kooks" forum about surfing at Noosa....

ps -Try Venom P Stinger (Vicco), Permanent Damage (can't remember, vicco I think).
Or if you into a bit of overseas stuff, Go "Discharge", album- "hear nothing see nothing, say nothing.... An absolute classic....

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 1:24pm

Painters n Dockers.

But stop the press, here's a pic straight from Uppo's website ...

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1577502/thumbs/o-WEIGHT-facebook.jpg

*note the technique, it's all about technique, and being properly trained.

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Shatner'sBassoon Friday, 21 Mar 2014 at 7:02pm

No love for the tar-baby, Sidfish? Definitely a wrong-way- rubber- upper and alienated human being. Fan of the Dayglo Abortions so he can't be all kunt. Speakin' of which, and directed at you Overthefalls, who's this Tarzan you mention? Was he also known as DJ Graylands? Actually getting back to underground ledges, had a beer with Dougall at the hotel last night.
In Margs, he defo ticks the bar-fly charger/me? I'm just a garbage-man box. Looking kinda healthy too.

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 2:24pm

au contrare', I have lotsa love for the tarbaby, I was just have a dig at his underground-ness, he travels solo a lot . It wasn't a put down at all, we've shared plenty.

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overthefallsg Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 2:06pm

UPPO UPPO and away hey... better get the head gear on LOL!

Yeees Underground heroes, Pity Baby Boomers are a word that ruined that beautiful state of yours (not the government local rednecks voted in) or the fat rich cunt mining companies they invited of course.

BOOMER, Now theres another underground heroes that still paddles The Third reef at Longy (as if anyone cares) when its 8ft plus and then when the westpac helicopter flys out from mascot to save his life he casually eskimo rolls over and shows em all BOOMER sprayed on the bottom of his board in red for all the baby boomers to see on the nightly news.

You got Scotty Mac (not toe to toe) who after years on his knees (Simon Farrer style) eventually found his way to his feet and now on his 9 ft mal not quite, but but almost... well in a nine beer way kind of style sets trim and rides em out merrily singing stranded (the Saints) to glory not so much going left but has the right kinda down pat. HERO!

Dave Mcdonagh, Lord of the 8 footers before 8 footers were 8 footer on 8 footers at (secret spot) backdooring the bowl section and drawing out those lines at the beach shack where all who were there to witness it were totally blown away.

You got John Christenson Goat Boat lord, who could surf speially at fist rock DY but chose to sit the dot down instead and bought thousands of KOOKS into the line up during the mid 80's to hassle, drop in on and ding everyones boards they could possibly try to line up and run down. Still waiting for Dutts to repair one ding from a nasty collision late 80's, wonder if the price of dings has gone up? Anyway John Christenson, shredding surfer, Underground yes, but Hero... The jury is out on that one. Goat Boater = Ocean Bikie. Cunts! UPPO wouldn't ave it!

Underground Heroes... Remember a flick around the world in 80 waves,
Story goes At the same previously mentioned corner bar above Bonython has run into a chappy at the bar by the name of Dougal, Had a beer with him and admired his graceful staggering to and from the beer garden, Bonython, blown away by how much this bloke can drink and smoke calls bullshit that Dougal can actually surf, later that afternoon when the wind goes offshore (after about 15 pints) Dougal drives (DD was ok to do in those days) Bonython down the point and proceeds to go out and rip the living bags outa the joint. Bonython (Now stoned and pissed) Loves the guys style so much that he makes the final cut. HERO.

On the newer side of underground music Sheep dog, Try 1000 Drunken nights. raw shit

Can't wait for the Doco lookin good

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sir ambrose bea... Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 2:14pm

Sid, thankyou so much for the vagina kung fu link.

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Shatner'sBassoon Friday, 21 Mar 2014 at 7:05pm

Fucken Bonython. Another rich-kid leech, leaching the liquid nutrients out of surfing's very essence for his own vainglorious gain. At least his old man did some worthy shit for this country's wider culture.
On a positive note, I see Boordo gets a guernsey from none other than Camel. I concur. & from SA, surely the Ellis brothers are worthy shout-outs?

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evosurfer Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 3:51pm
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OK, if I had to nail it down it'd be the first name. Why? Cos this photo of Popout was taken when I was six and he's still out there doing it. Doesn't always have the best manners in the surf but has a lust for it that can't be contained.

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evosurfer Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 3:59pm

Stunet: I am now politically correct out 2nd reef. Only because im 56yrs old 5ft 5in tall weigh 63kgs,
but mainly because after having my shoulder torn of my body I just cannot paddle anymore. Ha Ha
I now only take the one wave I want out of the sets. cheers stayed tubed

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Sheepdog Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 4:21pm

Sad to hear, evo surfer. My body is falling apart too, and I'm only late 40s.... Everything fucked up when I got the big "C" back in late 09.... Just sorta coming good in the last 6 months. It's one thing losing your fitness when you are young. Freekn melanoma, mate..... Looks like someone axed me in the back........ Then on the "comeback trail", bits and pieces break every time one hits the brine..... But aye, we're still fightin' the good fight, bloke....... And you do really appreciate every moment in the water......

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uplift Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 4:46pm

I've just spent the whole fuckn night, wandering around bawlin my fucking eyes out, after reading camsters story elswhere. In fact, when I went to get more tissues, all I can see, is that the streets are full of people sobbing and bawling their eyes out, and the whole town is out of tissues. And, wordy, although he's also been up all night with bruteless, desperately plottin' (yeah, ya can take the big cunt brutser, no farkin wuzza's, mmmaaaayyyte), and trying to get the triple barbed, tripple ganger out of his blubber guts, reckoned between sobs, that the story is the same from Penong to Lincoln. I saw Fordy just staring out to sea, blubbering, sobbing, completey shattered, and it turns out him and jervis have been on the blower, and now Gaully's gonna take camless on as a sparky.

But, back on topic, what is more disturbing, is what a fucking debacle this, sheepers pride and joy, has become in my absence. Every fuckin geek under the sun is coming onboard as a 'hero'. In my absence, the whole thing has become a useless showcase of rambling kooks and losers.

And, if you thought camlessly's gut wrenching story was sad, well Fordy, or was it jervis, maybe bordo, put it in perspective. One of them pointed out, 'imagine avin to be you fer a farkin day, big lifty, magine havin ta be a real farkin hero, day in day out, like you yar big cunt, eh!' Fucking exactly. People like bruteless think, 'yeh, look at fuckin lifty, lucky big cunt, good looking, huge, rips, chicks fuck'n love im, smart, normal nose, he's lucky, his back's not fucked, he's got the whole fuckin show goin on.' Well you know what, let me tell you, its not so fuckin easy. Its always been the same, for 60 years. 'Bruteless is gorna get ya', 'wordies really mad', 'soufle's got mates', 'little stupid grogesy's pissed orf', 'benny farkin' deleted ya', 'stuup' reckons yar a stoopin cunt', 'sid's gonna dump a chia log on ya'... and so on, and so on, and so on. Which becomes, yeah, well, well, well brutsey's gang and gatesy gang's joined up so there, and are gonna get yar'. Which becomes, yeah, well, well, well, so, well, amblets's gang and brutesy's gang, and soufle's mates, and benners boys are gettin really, really pissed now, so, so, so now they're gonna really, really get yar... or else their farkin dad's will any farkin way!!! But, again, I digress, obviously that's never been, or isn't remotely any sort of problem whatsover.

The real pain, the real anguish is this. I never asked to be better looking than everyone else. I never asked to be bigger than everyone else. I never wanted to be a legend. I never wanted to rip. In fact, every night, I pray, and pray, and pray, and plea, and beg, please God, please God, please, please... just please let me just wake up and be an ugly, scrawny, or chubby, useless unit, like the rest of the poor loser chumps, please! So I jump up in the morning, rush to the mirror, and, sure enough, thanks a fucking lot God, there I am, impossible as it seems, ugly? Right, as if, no, in fact, better fucking looking than ever, even more rippling than ever, even smarter than ever, and when I head out the fuckin door, chicks ogling me left right and centre, like a fucking sex object. But do I give up? Do I dive headfirst into a bin, no fuckin way. And even though, you'd think, could lifty get even fuckn better, and could semi pro surferes get even scrawnier and tinier, and even though the answer is yes, and yes, they are, they actually fucking are, I fight on camsless.

So I guess, I'm saying, give the useless dawg his thread back. In fact, have ya fucking thread back sheepster, I never wanted it to be about me, I never asked to be an underground fucking hero. Its not my fault.

And camster, 7.00am sharp start. Bring your shovel. Gaully'll get yer outa the bins maaaayyte.

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uplift Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 4:52pm

And zenny, stop ya fuckin blubberin.

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evosurfer Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 5:39pm

You OK uplift I thought tripping went out in the 70s.
Sheepdog keep fighting sounds as if you doing a good job.

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sidthefish Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 5:50pm

but Uppo, if you'd go easier on the vagina weight lifting / vagina kung fu . you wouldn't be such a big cunt, and we wouldn't feel so threatened.

And if the Uppomentary is gunna fly, you'll need the right balance of awesomeness and godliness, so losing your shit like that little roid-rage / meth-meltdown is a no-go from a marketing perspective.

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caml Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 6:00pm

Hilarious bourne ! Tellin ya the reef was shuddering today but none o them heroes were surfing mustve all gone elsewhere hey

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Shatner'sBassoon Saturday, 8 Mar 2014 at 6:31pm

Er, yep, can't argue there, Mad Mick (O'Connell?).