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Hoss Cartwright’s board.

^ The Rock's presidential groveller

udo wrote:

And here's Lucy . . .
https://www.instagram.com/p/C4gNtLVN9-m/

Is Lucy actually southernraw? I can imagine Southern doing the same thing

She’s funny.

burleigh wrote:

udo wrote:

And here's Lucy . . .
https://www.instagram.com/p/C4gNtLVN9-m/

Is Lucy actually southernraw? I can imagine Southern doing the same thing

Surely southerns haircut isn’t that bad

- haha

Kewl orange darth vader helmet ;)

Wonder if Lucy spoke up about ripcurl using a biological man for their inspirational woman campaign. Or was that ok because he wasn’t hot?

Billabong International Limited =
"an Australian company focused on surfing, primarily a clothing retailer that also produces accessories, such as watches and backpacks, and skateboard and snowboard products under other brand names"

It's Now Cool (now owned by Globe) =
"hot 90’s inspired swim pieces for those who are ready to own their summer. It’s about that confidant on sand strut, it’s when you KNOW you look good. Swimwear that makes you feel lethal. Iconic cuts that bring the heat & enhance the body. Made for the modern confident woman with a discerning eye for swimwear trends and premium details. Hailing from Bondi Beach Australia where street fashion and on sand style meet to be the origin of the hottest Summer vibes. The result is the undeniable heat of ITS NOW COOL. Created by globally renowned Swimwear Photographer Josephine Clough"

In getting together, various execs chose 'surf culture' to represent Billabong, 'sex appeal' to represent Globe's brand It's Now Cool. The only interesting question here, is who the fk from Billabong stamped approval on the combined brand banner 'Billabong: It's Now Cool'...

basesix wrote:

Billabong International Limited =
"an Australian company focused on surfing, primarily a clothing retailer that also produces accessories, such as watches and backpacks, and skateboard and snowboard products under other brand names"

It's Now Cool (now owned by Globe) =
"hot 90’s inspired swim pieces for those who are ready to own their summer. It’s about that confidant on sand strut, it’s when you KNOW you look good. Swimwear that makes you feel lethal. Iconic cuts that bring the heat & enhance the body. Made for the modern confident woman with a discerning eye for swimwear trends and premium details. Hailing from Bondi Beach Australia where street fashion and on sand style meet to be the origin of the hottest Summer vibes. The result is the undeniable heat of ITS NOW COOL. Created by globally renowned Swimwear Photographer Josephine Clough"

In getting together, various execs chose 'surf culture' to represent Billabong, 'sex appeal' to represent Globe's brand It's Now Cool. The only interesting question here, is who the fk from Billabong stamped approval on the combed brand banner 'Billabong: It's Now Cool'...

Basesix. Hi. How are you ?

So , what they’re now saying is Billabong wasn’t COOL in the past, that I’d agree with.

Where do they find these marketeers ! AW

haha, it's unreal, i'm sure there's already "Billabong: It's NOT Cool" photoshopping going on as we speak.. genius from Globe to put it all on BB, while benefitting from Lucy's free publicity.

I'm good ta, great you're having a good trip AW, your future building works sound interesting. Don't neglect to think about Mt Gambier limestone for outbuildings and walls etc. cheap as fk and easy to build with with basic saws and mud-mixing skills, and you're close enough for transport costs to not be prohibitive.
https://www.gem-group.com.au/products_gambier_stone_supplies.html

“Is Lucy actually southernraw? “

Perhaps the best comment I’ve ever read on Swellnet.

Lucy must’ve really gotten angry watching the male blue wrens of Denmark making themselves as attractive as possible to win at natural selection! How gauche!

She's hilarious.
Surely, she knows that some of the best female surfers currently on tour are not exactly model material but are still getting major respect from fellow surfers and the industry, and that the Bong has collaborated with INC for years. Then again, she seems to walk around with her head in the clouds.
Respect for hangin ten?, ffs

basesix wrote:

haha, it's unreal, i'm sure there's already "Billabong: It's NOT Cool" photoshopping going on as we speak.. genius from Globe to put it all on BB, while benefitting from Lucy's free publicity.

I'm good ta, great you're having a good trip AW, your future building works sound interesting. Don't neglect to think about Mt Gambier limestone for outbuildings and walls etc. cheap as fk and easy to build with with basic saws and mud-mixing skills, and you're close enough for transport costs to not be prohibitive.
https://www.gem-group.com.au/products_gambier_stone_supplies.html

Basesix. Hi. I do like Mt. Gambier limestone, there’s a warm fuzzy feeling when you are building with billions of minute calcium carbonate animals, knowing too well they were jetting around in some aqueous environment along time ago.

But, I’ve built out of Rammed Earth prior on our old 10acre bush block, using the beautiful Anglesea Quaternary gravels, orange to ochre colour, magnificent. I’ll dig up some photos soon.. AW

Don’t you love how it’s presented as a truism that good surfing only happens after you’re getting corporate handouts?

Lol

The world is full of unknown rippers going ballistic without a Billabong sticker on their board. Apparently girls can’t learn to rip until they’ve got sponsor backing and without sponsorship they’ll never progress!

- haha, nice edit on the ' shitsplitter '

Lucy would be on the boil hearing that kinda talk ;)

Slackjawedyokel wrote:

“Is Lucy actually southernraw? “

Perhaps the best comment I’ve ever read on Swellnet.

It’s bizarre hearing Tik Tok politicians talking about the surf culture when they’ve never gone beyond the shallow end kiddies pool of cross stepping longboards in knee high waves. Plenty of girls getting proper tubes in serious waves whilst looking hot as fuck in the process. The thick-waisted granny nappy bikini dilettante set might rule the roost at Manly or Ocean Beach or the ghey weak points of the East coast but they’re non-existent at the coal face of serious involvement in the culture. It’s a joy to be splitting the peak with a sexy fox who’s ripping in a shit splitter !

Ain’t no one got time for those who dont celebrate beauty. It’s like a real life version of Footloose with Kevin Bacon getting ostracised by the puritans for wearing a high cut budgie smuggler.

Lucy must’ve really gotten angry watching the male blue wrens of Denmark making themselves as attractive as possible to win at natural selection! How gauche!

SJY. Oh my Lordy me, hot young attractive male Splendid Fairy Wrens in full breeding plumage strutting in front of a bevy of very, very promiscuous ladies.

Who is really doing the parading ? Checked your surroundings, nobody is looking, having a dip in the gene pool so to speak ladies, you know you want to !!!!AW

Haha @AW
- what have u done! ;)

shh, JF... he's transitioning..

Fark. Again.
That voice haha

- that farkn helmet ;)

https://m.

Jelly Flater wrote:

Haha @AW
- what have u done! ;)

JellyFlater. Hi mate. Hope ya well.

We all know that male fairy wrens ( there is a difference between wrens & fairy wrens, gotta be avian correct, that’s another discuss) dress themselves up to impress. It’s the ladies who like to stir the gene pool many times in a day.
In a clutch of eggs in a nest , one female may have various eggs from, well, should we say, a few different fellas. It’s nice to be naughty if you’re a female……………………in the bird world.AW

udo wrote:

Darn Frogs . . .
https://www.instagram.com/p/C4VZYCBtLIr/

Jeez, Lucy.. I mean, like, why can't French people just be appreciated for how well they French? ..not just for how hotly they old-French? ..and, like, not just for how they make non-French people feel, while they are old-Frenching super hotly?

Exakalee ;)

So many micro-aggressions.

Is Lucy vegan?

Why is there always one d head on every forum that has to put their initials after every comment lol

ashsam wrote:

Why is there always one d head on every forum that has to put their initials after every comment lol

Ashsam.

Well, some have two, I’ve noticed you normally have three LOL.

That’s what most of us do after you post each time.

That’s about the limit of your vocabulary from where I’m looking. AW

Roadkill wrote:

Is Lucy vegan?

Are you a wanker? You know the answer to both questions Dill.

AlfredWallace wrote:

ashsam wrote:

Why is there always one d head on every forum that has to put their initials after every comment lol

Ashsam.

Well, some have two, I’ve noticed you normally have three LOL.

That’s what most of us do after you post each time.

That’s about the limit of your vocabulary from where I’m looking. AW

Glad you are following, no one gives a toss what you have to say.
AS lol

burleigh wrote:

Roadkill wrote:

Is Lucy vegan?

Are you a wanker? You know the answer to both questions Dill.

Is the pope catholic

Sometimes I suspect Lucy is actually a brilliant satirist.

Like 25% of Twitter accounts. So outrageous you think it's parody, yet it's not

ashsam wrote:

AlfredWallace wrote:

ashsam wrote:

Why is there always one d head on every forum that has to put their initials after every comment lol

Ashsam.

Well, some have two, I’ve noticed you normally have three LOL.

That’s what most of us do after you post each time.

That’s about the limit of your vocabulary from where I’m looking. AW

Glad you are following, no one gives a toss what you have to say.
AS lol

Ashsam.
Well obviously you do, otherwise you wouldn’t be following me.

And for your basic information I don’t follow anyone pal, I comment like everybody else.

If you’ve got something interesting to contribute by all means offer it up.

But your track record of providing interesting discussion on anything is still on the starting line whilst the rest are finishing the race, grow up for fuck sake.AW

Also, a very larger portion of a surf apparel companies' female swimwear market is targeted at girls/women who don't actually surf. Surfing is just a prop. It's called fashion, if you're into that sort of thing.

Anyway, the latest from Bong/INC . thanks for the heads up Lucy. Great work.

Just remember Lucy, the fellas don't have to objectify the chicks anymore, the girls are doing a fine job by themselves.

basesix wrote:

"Billabong International Limited =
"an Australian company focused on surfing,.."

Love your work base6 but at the risk of appearing pedantic it should read 'Billabong International Limited = once an Australian company focused on surfing that is now just another generic, nondescript brand owned by "Authentic Brands Group, an American brand management company headquartered in New York City."

"Billabong, only a merchant banker knows the feeling"

^ totally @fliplid.. it should. direct quotes from their guff : )

ashsam wrote:

burleigh wrote:

Roadkill wrote:

Is Lucy vegan?

Are you a wanker? You know the answer to both questions Dill.

Is the pope catholic

Argentinian, actually.

AlfredWallace wrote:

ashsam wrote:

AlfredWallace wrote:

ashsam wrote:

Why is there always one d head on every forum that has to put their initials after every comment lol

Ashsam.

Well, some have two, I’ve noticed you normally have three LOL.

That’s what most of us do after you post each time.

That’s about the limit of your vocabulary from where I’m looking. AW

Glad you are following, no one gives a toss what you have to say.
AS lol

Ashsam.
Well obviously you do, otherwise you wouldn’t be following me.

And for your basic information I don’t follow anyone pal, I comment like everybody else.

If you’ve got something interesting to contribute by all means offer it up.

But your track record of providing interesting discussion on anything is still on the starting line whilst the rest are finishing the race, grow up for fuck sake.AW

Keyboard warrior, would be crying face to face

burleigh wrote:

Roadkill wrote:

Is Lucy vegan?

Are you a wanker? You know the answer to both questions Dill.

Definitely only one question there.

udo wrote:

I could only Play that in Slo Mo
:-]

Haha