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Sheepdog started the topic in Friday, 18 Sep 2020 at 11:51am

The "I can't believe it's not politics" thread.

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seeds Wednesday, 8 May 2024 at 7:35pm

So Lehrmann had a no win no fee deal. Must be the silliest law firm in Oz to take his case on.

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Westofthelake Friday, 10 May 2024 at 9:51am

Rub a dub dub let's make it $46 billion per sub, no questions asked.

https://johnmenadue.com/why-has-there-been-no-credible-media-narrative-j...

I think I have posted this before but worth a re-run for its accuracy.

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 12 May 2024 at 6:14pm

sports humour:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-12/players-and-leaders-return-to-eli...

I swear this is a carbon copy of my Yr 8 footy team. On the receiving end, sadly.

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Supafreak Thursday, 16 May 2024 at 7:59pm

https://x.com/satpaper/status/1789750539774791791?s=46 "In Norway, university is free and the fossil fuel industry is taxed, while in Australia we subsidise the fossil fuel industry and tax students."

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ashsam Thursday, 16 May 2024 at 8:04pm

In Denmark you get paid to study, better than free.

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flollo Thursday, 16 May 2024 at 8:10pm
Supafreak wrote:

https://x.com/satpaper/status/1789750539774791791?s=46 "In Norway, university is free and the fossil fuel industry is taxed, while in Australia we subsidise the fossil fuel industry and tax students."

More than anything I would argue that it’s gst (vat) of 25% that’s a huge revenue driver for the government. But I agree with the sentiment, we are filthy rich down here, there’s plenty of money for a better education system.

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andy-mac Thursday, 16 May 2024 at 8:44pm
Supafreak wrote:

https://x.com/satpaper/status/1789750539774791791?s=46 "In Norway, university is free and the fossil fuel industry is taxed, while in Australia we subsidise the fossil fuel industry and tax students."

Uni I went to was full of Norwegian students having their fees paid for in full as well as grants to live in oz to study.... Gold Coast uni apparently was up around 50% Scandinavian in late 90's, used to study there on weekends, full of blond glamours...

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AndyM Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 7:54pm

$7.20 for a pie at the local servo in Lennox.
Fucken hell.

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seeds Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 8:07pm

Imagine the cost if it was grizzle free! That is a bit much. Local bakeries around here do good pies at around $6. Haven’t bought one at a servo

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AndyM Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 8:28pm

Six sounds acceptable.
As long as the little squirty thing of sauce is free.

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seeds Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 8:36pm

I don’t think that’s gunna happen. Bring back the big sauce bottle for free.

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AndyM Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 9:02pm

Those were the days.

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lostdoggy Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 9:07pm

They Wardell Pies at the servo, Andy?

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AndyM Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 10:39pm

Yes indeed.
Generally very good but $7.20 good?
I guess sales will tell.

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wax24 Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 10:45pm

Guys.... are these sweet fruit or cream pies, or are they savory meat pies?

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basesix Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 10:51pm

savoury meat pies.. a staple here.. epic book:
https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/16059269

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wax24 Sunday, 19 May 2024 at 11:19pm

Just ordered the book, Base. Thanx. I love pies. Everyone loves pies. Anyone who doesn't is an "other" lol

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basesix Monday, 20 May 2024 at 12:12pm

from the colorado heartland, frozen gourmet aussie pies delivered to your door @wax
They look like they'd be the duck's nuts, 15 bucks a pop though!!!
($8.50 in-house if you're up for a coupla days drive, haha)
https://waltzingkangaroo.com/

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AlfredWallace Monday, 20 May 2024 at 1:51pm
wax24 wrote:

Just ordered the book, Base. Thanx. I love pies. Everyone loves pies. Anyone who doesn't is an "other" lol

Wax24. Long time no speak, hope you’re doing fine mate.

Oh, if you get your chompers around some of those pies Basesix has tracked down in Northern Colorado, I think you’ll apply for a visa to emigrate to our fine land.

I remember when the Florence brothers were here travelling/ surfing a few years ago , fell in love with pies, every towns got them, they remarked they had to leave because pies were adding a few too many kilograms to their waistlines. Good stuff. AW

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seeds Monday, 20 May 2024 at 2:33pm

I ate too many of these scallop pies in Tassie. Whether it be the curry version like this one or just mornay I couldn’t get enough of them

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AlfredWallace Monday, 20 May 2024 at 2:42pm
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I ate too many of these scallop pies in Tassie. Whether it be the curry version like this one or just mornay I couldn’t get enough of them

Seeds. Hi. Wow, that’s sounds and looks delicious , I see you even get a bonus black millipede on top also.AW

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GuySmiley Monday, 20 May 2024 at 5:43pm

Anyone else enjoyed a lobster pie while travelling NZ's South Island?

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Island Bay Monday, 20 May 2024 at 5:57pm

Yep. Crayfish everything in NZ :-)

But the pork and apple pie (with a big slab of crackling on top) from the Fairlie pie shop is the pinnacle.

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AndyM Monday, 20 May 2024 at 6:03pm
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I ate too many of these scallop pies in Tassie. Whether it be the curry version like this one or just mornay I couldn’t get enough of them

Oh my fucking god that looks amazing.

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freeride76 Monday, 20 May 2024 at 6:05pm

I'd be there every day for one.

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seeds Monday, 20 May 2024 at 6:17pm

They were addictive. $10 a pop generally. I was doing two a day. 1 of each type.

Lobster/crayfish pie sounds awesome as does that pork pie IB described.

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Island Bay Monday, 20 May 2024 at 7:11pm

Here's the aforementioned pork pie

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AndyM Monday, 20 May 2024 at 7:28pm
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Here's the aforementioned pork pie

You had me at crackling.

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wax24 Monday, 20 May 2024 at 7:37pm

I like the meat pies better.... but, you guys DO also eat the sweets? Lemon meringue is my fave of these bunch, but there isn't a pie, sweet or savory i'd turn down. My mouth is watering looking at these pics. The pork and apple IS the pinnacle. I can just tell. I am a believer. All i got with me at work is a pb&j.

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GuySmiley Monday, 20 May 2024 at 8:09pm
Island Bay wrote:

Here's the aforementioned pork pie

Who eats a pie with a knife and fork?
Haha, just kidding IB

You know about the crazy boaties/fishers out of Greymouth harbour IB? Must be some serious waves down there too boot!

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Island Bay Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 4:14am

Greymouth Bar is very treacherous, as are all the west coast harbour bars, but lots of commercial boats operate out of Greymouth, so there's lots of video drama to look up.

Knife and fork so as to eat it slowly - and for good table manners ;-)

Btw, Fairlie Bakery was recently sold, but hopefully the new owners got all the recipes. That place is an NZ treasure.

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poo-man Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 4:37am
Island Bay wrote:

Greymouth Bar is very treacherous, as are all the west coast harbour bars, but lots of commercial boats operate out of Greymouth, so there's lots of video drama to look up.

Knife and fork so as to eat it slowly - and for good table manners ;-)

Btw, Fairlie Bakery was recently sold, but hopefully the new owners got all the recipes. That place is an NZ treasure.

Wow it's been sold IB? I've stopped there a few times. Never seen queues for a pie shop like it. Had to go down the road once to the 4square because I was running late to catch a Christchurch flight home and didn't have a spare half hour to stand in the queue

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freeride76 Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 5:21am

One of the local pie manufacturers makes a prawn/garlic pie- and nothing quite scratches the itch of a mild hangover or post surf munchies like that.

Used to be sold at local servo but now have to drive 20 mins for one.

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lostdoggy Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 5:43am

I think the pies at Bread Social are something like $9.50.
And $1.50 or $2 for the sauce.

Good money printing business they got there as they’re always busy.

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freeride76 Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 5:51am

I still flinch when I have to pay over $5 for a pie.

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seaslug Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 8:15am

Where can I get a $5 pie in Aussieland these days FR :(

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linez Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 9:42am

That pork and apple pie with crackle looks amazing IB. Wonder if anyone does them in Oz?
Hmmm.........

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basesix Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 9:45am
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Where can I get a $5 pie in Aussieland these days FR :(

herbert adams frozen twin packs are sometimes $6 on sale..

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AndyM Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 9:50am

Linez if someone round here did one, it'd be the best part of $20.

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linez Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 10:30am

Yeah Andy, no doubt. Still reckon there'd be takers tho. I'd give one a crack for sure.

*No pun...;)

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Optimist Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 10:43am

The alternative surf food to the pie back in the day was to buy a half loaf of unsliced bread from the bakery, eat all the inside out keeping the crusty shell then proceeding to the fish shop and presenting the shell on the counter with the request to” fill er up please” with hot chips.
This then covered in tomato sauce and washed down with a pint (600mils) of freezing cold chocolate milk from a glass bottle was a winner.
This could sustain a young surfer until dinner time no worries and was a pretty normal request in my surf area.

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stunet Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 10:50am

Pies I have loved before:

Four 'N Twenty, Seal Rocks Mixed Business, Early-80s. No selection, just meat, freedom from choice is what you want sang Devo, and they were right, to a degree. Better than a Cornish pasty at least.

Chunky Steak, The Pieman Miranda Fair, Late-80s. 4am every Saturday morning for four years I started work and tasted every pie imaginable but fresh from the oven Chunky Steaks were king and staff were allowed to eat any that hit the floor. Cue the wobbly boots.

Pot Pie, The Pieman Miranda Fair, Late-80s. When the older proprietor sold the business to the young pastry chef who made avid use of his smoko breaks, a new selection, for friends only, appeared. Great fun, but don't mix them up with the straight pies.

Curried Lentil, Pilgrims Wholefoods, Early-90s. Bought my first board off Andy who moved south and opened Pilgrims and whenever I went hunting he'd arm me with info and his wife Julie with a bag of curried lentil pies to see me through a few days of marching bush tracks and sleeping on dirt. As good cold as they were warm.

Steak and Vegetable, Shearer's Bakery Caringbah, Late-90s. Cubes of steak, twice the size of dice on a Monopoly set, with chunks of vegetables to boot. Hard to eat while driving but not impossible, just clean your lap before you get out. Could do two on a run to Garie. Hefty price for the day and my constant patronage allowed such price gouging to happen.

Mexican Pie, Saraven Thirroul, 2010- now. I'll rail against non-traditional ingredients on pizza - lamb and potatoes WTF? - but have developed a blind spot for Aussie/Mexican fusion from the local bakery. Beans, jalapenos, and chili beef in pastry. Doesn't just taste good but they never sell out so you can go there at the end of the day and be assured there's one with your name on it.

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freeride76 Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 10:55am

You could write a book about how to drive and eat a hot pie at the same time.

That sense of dread when you know a big chunk of red hot pie is about to land in your lap- nothing like it.

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Pop Down Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 11:32am

freeride76

A dangerous activity , driving and Pie Eating .

Finding a Big Brown Stain on a nice clean shirt or pair of pants , can be a disaster .

Especially if someone Else finds it .

Tomato sauce stain is another story and elicits an entirely different reaction , in my experience !

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old-dog Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 11:42am

What about pasties? In S.A. the biggest decision of the day is whether to get a pie or pasty. I remember the first time in QLD. walking into a bakery and asking for a pasty with sauce, the lady looked at me like I was an alien and said in a pommie accent, we have apple pastries. The doughnuts didn't even have holes and were more like small jam berliners. I couldn't wait to get home.
Of all the pies I've had in my life my all time favourite is still the humble Balfour factory pie, but it has to be the perfect temperature and the crust slightly soft, easily eaten with one hand while driving. Most people would scoff at this as the Villies gourmet pies have taken over but they are a bit peppery for me and give me reflux.
Anyway here in Bali you can't get a decent pie for love or money so when I get home it's straight to the bakery for a pie a choc doughnut and an iced cold iced coffee. Breakfast of champions. Cheers.

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basesix Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 12:13pm

reckon SA has more pastie-love than other states,
the Cornish came in the mid19thC for the silver found in the Adelaide Hills..
A cool Villi's story/myth, is that the Villi family all went incognito to corner shops asking for a Villi's pie for a few months before production started, to garner keen retailers..
(no pies in Bali? may have found a niche there @old-dog..)

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Roadkill Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 12:12pm

any of the Kiwi crew know if Cobblestone pies are still around? I used to get 2 potato top on my way home from Woolworths nightfill a couple of times a week.

Kaikoura Crayfish pies are the best! With steak and mussels and speights pie a close second.

Venison back straps make a good homemade pie.

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stunet Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 12:09pm
old-dog wrote:

What about pasties?

*silence*

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freeride76 Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 12:16pm

What's a pastie?

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basesix Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 12:19pm

haha, you take meat and 3 veg, throw the meat away, replace it with a sprinkle of gristle, dice the veg, then wrap it in pastry.. 'Cornish pastie' means the same but also has a thick pastry spine, that miners would toss after eating the rest, cos of coal dust on their hands..