ShitShine Coast - Your shitting on it!

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spookypt started the topic in Monday, 8 Feb 2021 at 10:03am

For all those that read this post. Yeah Im phucken angry. If you own a dog and take it to the beach then yeah Im talking to you! If you travel up and down the coast and free camp - then yeah Im talking to you too! Sadly, 1% of you lot have truly fucked the place.

Surfed North Shore Mudjumba (outside bank river mouth) Sunday Am early. 4.30 am in the car park. 5 cars. On entry to the place I found this. Within the first 10 metres of the access track not less than 8 poo bags of dog shit either tied to the fence or sitting on the edge of the track. On returning post surf the place was a zoo. Cars people and dogs fucken everywhere. Behind my car...yep human shit with toilet paper on the edge of the road. I get it, its legal to have a dog and walk it on the beach, but since COVID the lack of respect, decency and care factor to ALL who use the beach has literally gone down the dunny. By 830 the pace just was swarming with me me me's and Im entitled too's but no one gave a flying fuck about the SHIT PISS and FILTH they were all a party too and seemingly turn than blind brown eye at it! There's plenty who have issues with house prices, work opportunities and just the general busyness of the SUNNY COAST but fair dinkum you dont give a fucks can go back to fuck off wherever.

I live north of this beach but fan dinkum if this was like this at my local I'd fair dinkum vigilantie the fuck out of the place. Why do the locals that live here (mudgy/Surfair etc) put up with this shit....I'm never going back. Fucken filth ridden piss smelling flogs.









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lostdoggy Tuesday, 30 Nov 2021 at 8:43pm

Melburnian moves to the sunshine coast, sits at a table for 10 minutes. No one comes over. Walks up to the counter and asks the server to come to their table and proceeds to order a double ristretto piccolo latte.

All hell breaks loose.

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spookypt Tuesday, 30 Nov 2021 at 9:32pm
Sprout wrote:

Spot on lads. And how's this as a perfect example of a complete and utter wanker fucking blowin that doesn't get it and never will. Fuuuck right offf.
https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2021/11/28/southern-migration-to-su...

Amen! Saw him walking one of those rat dogs down at stumers after coming out of the dunes naked. Says it’s all. I liked the 80’s. Surf Air was the only 4 level high rise east of the airport. Safety Danced rocked the airwaves and Jim Pollard was my Neighbour and hero. Roll it back and this dicktogged muppet can piss off back to little Collins st.

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seaslug Tuesday, 30 Nov 2021 at 9:32pm

Melburnian goes to Carnarvon and orders a double ristretto piccolo latte, gets told to firk off ya tool and run out of town, last seen heading for the sunshine coast

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sypkan Tuesday, 30 Nov 2021 at 9:36pm
Sprout wrote:

Spot on lads. And how's this as a perfect example of a complete and utter wanker fucking blowin that doesn't get it and never will. Fuuuck right offf.
https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2021/11/28/southern-migration-to-su...

wow

how's the attitude in that article?

that dude is such a wanker it read like a parody of a melbourne wanker...

I'd be dropping a turd in his letter box, not a doggy one

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lostdoggy Tuesday, 30 Nov 2021 at 9:39pm

Pretty sure it's a troll letter by "Mr Johnson".

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seeds Tuesday, 30 Nov 2021 at 9:56pm
spookypt wrote:
Sprout wrote:

Spot on lads. And how's this as a perfect example of a complete and utter wanker fucking blowin that doesn't get it and never will. Fuuuck right offf.
https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2021/11/28/southern-migration-to-su...

Amen! Saw him walking one of those rat dogs down at stumers after coming out of the dunes naked. Says it’s all. I liked the 80’s. Surf Air was the only 4 level high rise east of the airport. Safety Danced rocked the airwaves and Jim Pollard was my Neighbour and hero. Roll it back and this dicktogged muppet can piss off back to little Collins st.

Didn’t take him long to find the beat

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nickca Tuesday, 30 Nov 2021 at 9:59pm

Without knowing all the facts, I’m tipping that bloke within the banana hammock won’t be taking too many waves of anyone with half a clue. Maybe a car park space at the IGA?
I watch the crew bike peddle around the Bellarine and surf coast etc and smile. Good on them for having a go at something and if they don’t add to the crowds in the water then that’s a plus.And if you forget your sunscreen you can always ask for a loan of what’s in the hidden tube. Cue Garry or whatever the double entendre guy is. Where has he gone ? I miss him and wish he would post instead of some of the boring f heads who basically shit me to tears. Regards Nick Callan

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evosurfer Wednesday, 1 Dec 2021 at 7:28am

Only thing wrong with the article is referring to Australian citizens as
migrants that deserves a straight up punch in the face. I wouldnt for
the life of me want to live there or even visit there way to inconsistent.

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monkeyboy Wednesday, 1 Dec 2021 at 10:59am

That article has to be a beat up to get comments on their social media feed. Seriously....
Sure, there are some (many ?) boofheads, there are everywhere in the world, some "locals" some not. I dislike the way this country thinks of itself as Queenslanders, Victorians etc etc - we are all Australians (well thats what Qantas says anyway).

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spookypt Wednesday, 1 Dec 2021 at 3:05pm

Sadly Australian politics just doesnt reflect or endorse this view monkeyboy. State vs State mate vs mate (Sound familair!) Even the Head of thec ountry calls for unity and doesnt get it. Which I think is 1/2 the problem. All the state based covid rules and politicians bagging the crap out of each for their respective bad decisions. I was just at Peregian Beach not 3 hrs ago catching up with some crew. Traffic heading south was bonkers. A small truck was trying to reverse out of the building driveway and despite being patient with reverse lights on and beeping and cars stopped for the roundabout and people crossing the zebra crossing I watched at least 50 cars just not let the bloke out onto DLWay. I ended iup walking out onto DLway in front of the south bound traffic and stopping them so this poor bloke could get out after waiting for ages for no one to show him any courtesy. Not Fing one. It was very much a fine example of how the me me me's have phuckd the place.

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monkeyboy Wednesday, 1 Dec 2021 at 4:33pm

Unfortunately you are 100% correct.

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indo-dreaming Wednesday, 1 Dec 2021 at 5:07pm

Every time i see this thread tittle on the main page, i think it's a thread about how shit the Sunny coast surf is, and im thinking great i will have a whinge and release about the years i spent there surfing 1ft grovel (Caloundra area) yeah yeah i know the north end gets more swell 2ft grovel for most of the year up Sunshine beach way.

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monkeyboy Wednesday, 1 Dec 2021 at 5:17pm

lol - yes, it is mostly. Still, you wouldnt know it with a few dozen out at the points when its flat; I must be missing something.

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 12 Dec 2021 at 8:46pm

Place was absolute paradise as a little kid around 1980, it was magical.
It still must have some appeal though.

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zenagain Sunday, 12 Dec 2021 at 9:14pm

I pretty much learnt to surf on the Sunny Coast. Great memories and great waves.

And yes VJ, back in the early 80's it was a magical place. I felt my first naked booby in a tent at the old Seabreeze caravan park at Maroochydore. That 15 year old boy at the time couldn't believe his luck.

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 12 Dec 2021 at 10:57pm

Is that the one at Cotton Tree? Ah yes, sunny coast romance. When I was 6 my 1st girlfriend and I decided to hide under an overturned dinghy on Dalby St and everyone was out looking for us and that was pretty mint.

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zenagain Sunday, 12 Dec 2021 at 11:21pm

Cotton Tree caravan park was further north on the bank of the Maroochy river VJ. Seabreeze was across the road from the old Neil Pryde sailboard shop. Surf was straight out the front.

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 12 Dec 2021 at 11:26pm

OK Zen, yep I know the one. Nan's flat was up in Cotton tree so that's where we ran amok. The rocks at that time were not on the north side of the river so our mates & cousins used to run up and play on the rocks from Cotton Tree.

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gsco Monday, 13 Dec 2021 at 7:02am

I think with the Sunny Coast one just needs to appreciate the whole package of living here, with surfing just being one aspect of it along with the environment, lifestyle, outdoors, climate, community, family and friends, etc.

A pic I took after surfing moffs all Saturday morning and was just about to drive off (yes I should have waited until a set came through...):