ShitShine Coast - Your shitting on it!
Melburnian moves to the sunshine coast, sits at a table for 10 minutes. No one comes over. Walks up to the counter and asks the server to come to their table and proceeds to order a double ristretto piccolo latte.
All hell breaks loose.
Melburnian goes to Carnarvon and orders a double ristretto piccolo latte, gets told to firk off ya tool and run out of town, last seen heading for the sunshine coast
Sprout wrote:Spot on lads. And how's this as a perfect example of a complete and utter wanker fucking blowin that doesn't get it and never will. Fuuuck right offf.
https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2021/11/28/southern-migration-to-su...
wow
how's the attitude in that article?
that dude is such a wanker it read like a parody of a melbourne wanker...
I'd be dropping a turd in his letter box, not a doggy one
Pretty sure it's a troll letter by "Mr Johnson".
spookypt wrote:Sprout wrote:Spot on lads. And how's this as a perfect example of a complete and utter wanker fucking blowin that doesn't get it and never will. Fuuuck right offf.
https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2021/11/28/southern-migration-to-su...Amen! Saw him walking one of those rat dogs down at stumers after coming out of the dunes naked. Says it’s all. I liked the 80’s. Surf Air was the only 4 level high rise east of the airport. Safety Danced rocked the airwaves and Jim Pollard was my Neighbour and hero. Roll it back and this dicktogged muppet can piss off back to little Collins st.
Didn’t take him long to find the beat
Without knowing all the facts, I’m tipping that bloke within the banana hammock won’t be taking too many waves of anyone with half a clue. Maybe a car park space at the IGA?
I watch the crew bike peddle around the Bellarine and surf coast etc and smile. Good on them for having a go at something and if they don’t add to the crowds in the water then that’s a plus.And if you forget your sunscreen you can always ask for a loan of what’s in the hidden tube. Cue Garry or whatever the double entendre guy is. Where has he gone ? I miss him and wish he would post instead of some of the boring f heads who basically shit me to tears. Regards Nick Callan
Only thing wrong with the article is referring to Australian citizens as
migrants that deserves a straight up punch in the face. I wouldnt for
the life of me want to live there or even visit there way to inconsistent.
That article has to be a beat up to get comments on their social media feed. Seriously....
Sure, there are some (many ?) boofheads, there are everywhere in the world, some "locals" some not. I dislike the way this country thinks of itself as Queenslanders, Victorians etc etc - we are all Australians (well thats what Qantas says anyway).
Unfortunately you are 100% correct.
Every time i see this thread tittle on the main page, i think it's a thread about how shit the Sunny coast surf is, and im thinking great i will have a whinge and release about the years i spent there surfing 1ft grovel (Caloundra area) yeah yeah i know the north end gets more swell 2ft grovel for most of the year up Sunshine beach way.
lol - yes, it is mostly. Still, you wouldnt know it with a few dozen out at the points when its flat; I must be missing something.
Place was absolute paradise as a little kid around 1980, it was magical.
It still must have some appeal though.
I pretty much learnt to surf on the Sunny Coast. Great memories and great waves.
And yes VJ, back in the early 80's it was a magical place. I felt my first naked booby in a tent at the old Seabreeze caravan park at Maroochydore. That 15 year old boy at the time couldn't believe his luck.
Is that the one at Cotton Tree? Ah yes, sunny coast romance. When I was 6 my 1st girlfriend and I decided to hide under an overturned dinghy on Dalby St and everyone was out looking for us and that was pretty mint.
Cotton Tree caravan park was further north on the bank of the Maroochy river VJ. Seabreeze was across the road from the old Neil Pryde sailboard shop. Surf was straight out the front.
OK Zen, yep I know the one. Nan's flat was up in Cotton tree so that's where we ran amok. The rocks at that time were not on the north side of the river so our mates & cousins used to run up and play on the rocks from Cotton Tree.
I think with the Sunny Coast one just needs to appreciate the whole package of living here, with surfing just being one aspect of it along with the environment, lifestyle, outdoors, climate, community, family and friends, etc.
A pic I took after surfing moffs all Saturday morning and was just about to drive off (yes I should have waited until a set came through...):
Gooday spookypt, did you get any traction with your complaint. Is it worth getting the council involved, this issue has skyrocketed, since C19 and man and his dog has another dog ! So, we are trying to promote the turtle habitat yet yobs let there hunting dogs run riot, shit and dig up the dunes. If a human did it there would be a coup from the Greenies. If we ban em that will just encourage em to do it more, cause they are so "what's your problem man", fine em bigtime, or just do the right thing. Putting shit into a plastic bag and then leaving it is actually worse than just leaving it au natural.
For all those that read this post. Yeah Im phucken angry. If you own a dog and take it to the beach then yeah Im talking to you! If you travel up and down the coast and free camp - then yeah Im talking to you too! Sadly, 1% of you lot have truly fucked the place.
Surfed North Shore Mudjumba (outside bank river mouth) Sunday Am early. 4.30 am in the car park. 5 cars. On entry to the place I found this. Within the first 10 metres of the access track not less than 8 poo bags of dog shit either tied to the fence or sitting on the edge of the track. On returning post surf the place was a zoo. Cars people and dogs fucken everywhere. Behind my car...yep human shit with toilet paper on the edge of the road. I get it, its legal to have a dog and walk it on the beach, but since COVID the lack of respect, decency and care factor to ALL who use the beach has literally gone down the dunny. By 830 the pace just was swarming with me me me's and Im entitled too's but no one gave a flying fuck about the SHIT PISS and FILTH they were all a party too and seemingly turn than blind brown eye at it! There's plenty who have issues with house prices, work opportunities and just the general busyness of the SUNNY COAST but fair dinkum you dont give a fucks can go back to fuck off wherever.
I live north of this beach but fan dinkum if this was like this at my local I'd fair dinkum vigilantie the fuck out of the place. Why do the locals that live here (mudgy/Surfair etc) put up with this shit....I'm never going back. Fucken filth ridden piss smelling flogs.