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udo started the topic in Saturday, 15 Aug 2015 at 12:11pm

Need to vent ---- Do it here.

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udo commented Saturday, 15 Aug 2015 at 12:28pm

Need to Vent ? let off some steam ....no names .

Do you have a pain in the arse local surfer at your beach

Mal riding hipsters give you the shits

Did Shady mechanic rip you off

$200 per hour hooker turned up and was a Dog

Real estate agents

Indo rip off story

Mother in Law

O.K. let loose ...have a whinge ! Remember No Names.

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wellymon commented Saturday, 15 Aug 2015 at 1:12pm

All my steam (cotton wool) has evaporated Udo;)
Shit did I name something!

This will be interesting Udes, better than Politics.... :-)

Our brains are too small at the moment to comprehend the reality of what's happening in our forests . We're only just waking up so to speak . The big problem is we think we know everything, we are specks of dust on a timeline and we know nothing .

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Sheepdog commented Saturday, 15 Aug 2015 at 3:20pm

wellymon wrote: All my steam (cotton wool) has evaporated Udo;)
Shit did I name something!

This will be interesting Udes, better than Politics.... :-)

Yeah..... Totally rivetting.....

Sheepdog

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floyd commented Saturday, 15 Aug 2015 at 3:23pm

Sheepdog wrote:
wellymon wrote: All my steam (cotton wool) has evaporated Udo;)
Shit did I name something!

This will be interesting Udes, better than Politics.... :-)

Yeah..... Totally rivetting.....

Like most forum topics here .... they go round and round in circles

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wellymon commented Saturday, 15 Aug 2015 at 5:07pm

floyd wrote:
Sheepdog wrote:
wellymon wrote: All my steam (cotton wool) has evaporated Udo;)
Shit did I name something!

This will be interesting Udes, better than Politics.... :-)

Yeah..... Totally rivetting.....

Like most forum topics here .... they go round and round in circles

True Floyd true.

Ok then, so we know now that forums on here go around and around in circles, agreed!!!!
Sharks, drop in's, locals, Politics, WOTD's etc etc.

What about the drivers who follow so far up ya arse at 115 km h along a highway!
What about E-Cigs batteries are banned on helicopters, but you are allowed to take cigarettes out, to smoke on a floating time bomb in the middle of the ocean!
What about people with too much money, that ruin this world and have no common sense about life!
Impatient people!
Milkers that mlk the system from my hard earned tax money!
When working for a company, you are treated like a number rather than a human being!
When ya Bananas on the tree get eaten by bats!
When your dog doesn't come to you when told too! ( doesn't to me)...;)

Hey we could go on... All of the things I mentioned don't bother me at all, I laugh. Laugh again.

IMO life is to short to whinge, I try and spent 80% on the solution and 20% n the problem...

Peace and carves.

Our brains are too small at the moment to comprehend the reality of what's happening in our forests . We're only just waking up so to speak . The big problem is we think we know everything, we are specks of dust on a timeline and we know nothing .

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saltyone commented Saturday, 15 Aug 2015 at 5:22pm

love it udo! now where do i start…hehe

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barley commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 7:46am

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mikehunt207 commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 10:41am

Had to drive roundtrip up to Perth city and back down to Margs on friday. What a cunt of an experience that has become. Between the country road users who travel 20km under the limit all the way (untill they speed up in the overtking lanes anyhow) and then once you get to the fwy and city stuck behind drivers who sit in the fast (well outside lane anyhow) all the way doing 80 wtf? No wonder the road rage stats are surging upward. Rather than using all the resources fining just speeding drivers and phone users (low hanging fruit for the cops) what about slow drivers or refusing to keep left drivers faarrrrk, they are just as dangerous" keep left unless overtaking"- so simple, seems to work on the east coast motorway? surely that can be enforced? Nextime you are sitting behind another asian girl/guy with teddy bears blocking the whole rear window on the fwy or a new merc with p plates driving like they are they only person in the world just imagine you are in WA , driving here is a fucking joke.
Thanks udo, I feel better already
ps; forgot to mention they had 2 lanes out of 4 south closed for 15km on a friday arvo to re paint lines on the road, who manages this shit? faaarrrrkk fuckwits fuckwits

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mikehunt207 commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 10:51am

I am not a speeder or v8 driving bogan either but fuck how hard is it to sit on the correct speed and keep things flowing you arseholes?

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sharkman commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 11:05am

whining surfers , who want to kill all the sharks as they are too big a pussies to take a risk and go surfing like DH did in J-bay !!

grow a pair or stop surfing!

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anton-chigurh commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 3:17pm

fucking traffic lights, fucking dickheads who sit in the right hand lane doing 80k's, fucking being at work when the surfs pumping. i feel better now for venting . No , wait, fuck it , my worst one is when I'm walking my kelpie at the beach and the 'sea change cock heads' with their little designer fogs (fag dogs) freak out when mine trots up to say hello, so what do they do? snatch up their precious thing so of course my dog jumps up to sniff its arse , as they do, more freaking out ensues, put it down i tell them, let 'em play, let 'em socialise. falls on deaf ears. dogs are like their owners, deadshit owner……………...

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braudulio commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 4:05pm

Interweb Sherrifs.

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if you do not understand, THINGS ARE JUST AS THEY ARE.’

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yorkessurfer commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 4:25pm

Corporate tax dodgers. Check out Sunday Night tonight at 7pm on Channel 7. $30 billion a year disappearing from our tax revenue but our government would rather slug us with a higher GST. That's my vent. Check out the preview here......
https://au.news.yahoo.com/sunday-night/video/watch/29241660/this-week-ta...

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udo commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 6:47pm

Salim Mehajer and 'The Auburn wedding 'what a cockhead this bloke is.
The pre wedding video is a classic.

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rh-taxi commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 6:50pm

Next doors yappy designer smoodle, cavoodle multi doodle or whatever the fuck it is, barking for no reason, usually early sunday morning....serenity now!!

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saltyone commented Sunday, 16 Aug 2015 at 7:28pm

when the fish sauce squeezes too fast into your chicken curry it becomes a fish curry

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davetherave commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 4:19am

oldies who run up my ankles with shopping trolleys in the supermarket
whingers, whining about life when its a beautiful day, magical river and ocean, warm air and water temps, roofs over their heads, hot showers, food and drink in the fridge and cupboards and still cant concentrate on being thankful for what they have.
sure, i would love a cool girlfriend and enough money to look after her, but geez, i feel so lucky but for fucks sake, stop whinging to me
there had my vent, now im going to lock myself in my room, nice padding, even i do say so myself, fucking cuckoo's nest is getting to me though, might have to fly over it.

davetherave

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udo commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 3:30pm

Salim now has the full wedding vid up.........which left me no choice but to visit the council website get his ph number .....ring him and tell him what a egotistical cockhead he is.

Fuck that wedding must of cost big $$$$

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zenagain commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 3:42pm

Did you get through Udo?

Thought he might be on his honeymoon?

Venting? I hate click-baiting. 'Top ten awesome life hacks', 'The fashion label you need to know about', 'Royal Commisioners admission', 'Ignore this one piece of financial advice at your peril' and so on and so on. Just a few from around the traps today. When I see a headline like that, it's usually a good sign that it's not worth reading.

Watashi wa metabo oyagi desu.

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braudulio commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 3:59pm

zenagain wrote: Did you get through Udo?

Thought he might be on his honeymoon?

Please tell me there ain't gunna be a video of that.

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if you do not understand, THINGS ARE JUST AS THEY ARE.’

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braudulio commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 4:04pm

udo wrote:
Fuck that wedding must of cost big $$$$

Yeah, seriously the teeth whitening alone musta run into Sydney mortgage territory.

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uncle_leroy commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 4:33pm

udo wrote: Fuck that wedding must of cost big $$$$

The biggest question is why a bloke like this with soo much money is even in council?
Property developer, bikies, nothing suss
Ps. He could just be a nice guy and we have read him wrong
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zenagain commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 5:21pm

Errrrr..... what's with the gun?

This guy is a politician and people actually voted for him?

Watashi wa metabo oyagi desu.

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Shatner'sBassoon commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 5:41pm

emoticons...emojis...whatever the fuck...silly keyboard smiley, winky faces...

ESPECIALLY WHEN USED BY PEOPLE THE WRONG SIDE OF 40!

GET IN THE FRIGGIN' SEA!

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Shatner'sBassoon commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 5:42pm

lol

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saltyone commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 6:05pm

ha yeh its like disney all over again. I've even had to google some of them to understand what the fuck they even mean!

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braudulio commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 8:03pm

uncle_leroy wrote:
udo wrote: Fuck that wedding must of cost big $$$$

The biggest question is why a bloke like this with soo much money is even in council?
Property developer, bikies, nothing suss
Ps. He could just be a nice guy and we have read him wrong

He's in council so he can pass DAs.

Nice guy?, nup.

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/councillors-law-degree-will-not-be-his-first-b...

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if you do not understand, THINGS ARE JUST AS THEY ARE.’

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fitzroy-21 commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 9:01pm

Recreational fisherman that try and befriend you to get "marks" off you. Give them a couple better known spots and then over the following 6 months, every time they go out, them and all their mates sit on the same spot all day (and sometimes all night) and fish the place to death. Or see you in the distance, come flying over at 1000 miles an hour, pull up and pretend to troll past right next to you whilst frantically punching the mark into their GPS. Then publicly blame commercial fisherman for over fishing and raping fish stocks. Hypocritical, ignorant cock heads, fucking make my blood boil.

Rant over (for now) :)

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southey commented Monday, 17 Aug 2015 at 9:13pm

braudulio wrote:
uncle_leroy wrote:
udo wrote: Fuck that wedding must of cost big $$$$

The biggest question is why a bloke like this with soo much money is even in council?
Property developer, bikies, nothing suss
Ps. He could just be a nice guy and we have read him wrong

He's in council so he can pass DAs.

Nice guy?, nup.

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/councillors-law-degree-will-not-be-his-first-b...

He's in council because he was elected by so many very similar dodgy cunts that are making their own state within a state . NSW is totally pussy whipped , I'd be ashamed to be associated with crime networks in that state ..... Cocksuckers just laid down and let them take over .... NSW Labour and Federal for that matter in the 80's have alot to answer for . The next decade is going to get very interesting for Sydney .

" SA's Reserve Capacity "

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uncle_leroy commented Tuesday, 18 Aug 2015 at 10:59am

southey wrote:
braudulio wrote:
uncle_leroy wrote:
udo wrote: Fuck that wedding must of cost big $$$$

The biggest question is why a bloke like this with soo much money is even in council?
Property developer, bikies, nothing suss
Ps. He could just be a nice guy and we have read him wrong

He's in council so he can pass DAs.

Nice guy?, nup.

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/councillors-law-degree-will-not-be-his-first-b...

He's in council because he was elected by so many very similar dodgy cunts that are making their own state within a state . NSW is totally pussy whipped , I'd be ashamed to be associated with crime networks in that state ..... Cocksuckers just laid down and let them take over .... NSW Labour and Federal for that matter in the 80's have alot to answer for . The next decade is going to get very interesting for Sydney .


Yep, 2012, you can loose control of your Ferrari driving like a fuck wit in a 50km/hr zone (maybe 60?), crash into a mother and daughter pedestrians, mangle them up and pretend to be a nice guy caring about the victims rather than your car and get away with it?
Its corruption like this and slaps on the wrist for thieves, druggos, murders, stolen cars, pedos, wife bashers etc that make our country shit. Court system fails it for everyone else trying to live a humble life
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udo commented Wednesday, 19 Aug 2015 at 5:52am

Salim wants to make an extra 45mill on his unit development - S.M.H. today.

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udo commented Sunday, 13 Sep 2015 at 6:05pm

Martin Bryant........let this P.O.S. loose into the exercise yard.....in only a few minutes the job would be done.

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Blowin commented Sunday, 13 Sep 2015 at 6:47pm

I've got something to vent about.

Udo can recall an obscure line of syntax that passed his vision incidentally a decade previous without raising a sweat but I can't for the life of me remember where I left my " Two states to be in - WA or pissed " stubbie holder that would still be warm from my fervent grip.

Life's not fair.

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udo commented Sunday, 13 Sep 2015 at 6:21pm

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tworules commented Sunday, 13 Sep 2015 at 7:55pm

goin to the beach, just doesn't seem cool anymore

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groundswell commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 1:52am

Scam artists, one in particular but all scam artist sociopaths in general.
The sort that EXPECT everything from so called mates who they treat like shit then rip off .
I could go on about one in particular but im not a dog or a rat.

Makes me wonder why gay people are so hated, seeing all the hatred towards Luke Davis for just appearing to be gay seems ridiculous when there are hundreds of scam artist dickheads in every town
ripping off and abusing friends and the public that we all know and they dont get anywhere near that level of hate.
Who are gay people harming?

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groundswell commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 2:12am

Ok ill say one of the many times a shonky "mate" tried to rip me off.
He sees ive bought a few new boards i guess then rings me up to have a beer. We have a few then after a lwhile, he brings up "hey instead of you wasting all your money on boards and surf gear why dont you give me $350 a week and in a few months time you'll have $5000, ill keep it in the safe at work for you".
Sure i might trust you if just once you paid me back without me fighting for it.
I could go on for weeks about other situations. So has everyone i know in the town we grew up in. Everyone has rip off stories of shonky.

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zenagain commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 10:40am

Groundswell, mate, seriously? Why wouldn't you just bank your $350 weekly? If you were worried about dipping into it, lock it up in a term deposit. You're obviously not Leon the Assassin because you can read and write so I can't see why you'd even fathom having a 'mate' lock it in the work safe (unless the money came from less than legal ways of course) :)

Anyway, my vent? Devices. I'm noticing more and more this umbilcal attachment to smartphones and things like PSP's and DS.

Don't get me wrong, I love my phone and use it often but it's not life ending if I go without it for a few hours. Also, I don't need to upgrade every year. I usually keep my phones for 3 or 4 years at least. But the point I'm trying to make is that these devices are communication killers, not enhancers. People have lost the art of conversation. People can't write because they're so used to limiting their writing to txt-speak.

A couple of examples- the other day my wife and I went out to dinner, no biggie but I look around and very few people are talking. The table next to us (father, mother and two teenage daughters) the three girls glued to their phones, dad left sitting there staring into space or re-arranging the condiments. As soon as the meal came they ate in silence (quickly) and as soon as the first one had finished, straight back on to the phone. Table next to them, girl couldn't even put her phone down and ate one handed while fixated to that little screen.

Yesterday shopping, same thing, guy sat there in silence on his phone, cute wife bored out of her mind staring out the window. I really wanted to leave him a note saying 'free advice mate, pay more attention to your wife'. I was pissed off but my wife said let it go, none of our business.

Zombies walking down the street, not paying attention to their surrounds, glued to these fucking soul-suckers yet if they get hit by a car, under Japanese law the pedestrian is never at fault under any circumstance. But in the cars the same, you see their eyes in their rearview mirrrors, constantly up down like they're watching somebody on a pogo stick, you know what they're really doing though and it aint concentrating on the road.

Finally, again at dinner the other day a dad tried to get his kid to put down his DS to eat his dinner and after 5 or 6 failed attempts at asking him he tried to forcibly remove it from his hands. I have never seen such a tantrum thrown by a child in public, it was embarrasing. I wanted to smash that fucking thing to really give the little bugger something to cry over.

I went to the Museo del Prado in Madrid last year and was in awe of the beautiful artwork there and marvelled at how humans can create such beauty in their minds and channel it through their fingertips. To see these magnificent works of art with my own eyes took my breath away. To see children walking around glued to PSP's totally oblivious to the wonder that surrounded them made my heart sink. My wife is an avid reader so we pop into the public library once a month, it's kind of ironic to see kids quietly sitting in the play section not reading, but focussed on their DS.

I thank my parents for not indulging us too much when it came to computer games. I love them for the fact that dinner time was at the table, as a family, talking with the TV turned off.

Years ago, there was a chick I was really interested in, smokin', gorgeous, sexy. I finally got her out to dinner and for the first half an hour she could not put her flippin' phone down. I even asked her politely if she wouldn't mind turning it off so we could enjoy our meal and get to know one another better (of course I was trying to bed her). After the next half a dozen or so messages and the other half a dozen times she glanced at the phone to see if she had a message I cracked, got up, threw $20 on the table and said loudly 'take your fucking phone out to dinner' and left her there without looking back. Went home, ordered pizza and watched the footy. Never heard from her again and didn't want to.

Nowadays my wife and I of course use our phones but when we eat together they stay away and we chat. It's really nice.

Rant over, thanks for bearing with me.

Watashi wa metabo oyagi desu.

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Smurfburger commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 1:07pm
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sypkan commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 1:21pm

nice one zenman, couldn't agree more.

nothing worse than dumb parents bragging about how smart their toddlers are because they can use an I pad, don't they realise the monsters they are creating? if the kids are so smart intelligence clearly isn't hereditary. lazy parenting using technology as a babysitter.

steve jobs, mr apple, mr I pad, said he wouldn't let his kids have i pads until they were like twelve years old or something like that, that is intelligence

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sypkan commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 1:28pm
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davetherave commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 2:35pm

zen, tried to call u, but got a busy signal lol, i have made the same observation myself. wait till u go into a shop when there's a power blackout and they have to try and manually add up (groan)
usually not a good sign when a species put's technology as it's god, not a very good sign at all especially when that technology has not been used to assist all of that species and locale (planet).
gotta go check my phone-fcuk, wheres my phone? someone stole my phone!!! shit, i dont have a feckin phone, phew that was lucky, nearly chucked a tantrum.

davetherave

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ACB__ commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 4:48pm

I hate it when bakery's charge for sauce with a meat pie.

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sypkan commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 6:38pm

i hate when your favourite bakery changes from a sauce bottle to those little plastic sauce packets...they suck!

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zenagain commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 7:01pm

I'm scared to ask but when I left Oz, a little packet of sauce was 10 cents. How much now?

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crustt commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 7:31pm

Free at my local, but I live in a time warp

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Blowin commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 8:46pm

zenagain wrote: Groundswell, mate, seriously? Why wouldn't you just bank your $350 weekly? If you were worried about dipping into it, lock it up in a term deposit. You're obviously not Leon the Assassin because you can read and write so I can't see why you'd even fathom having a 'mate' lock it in the work safe (unless the money came from less than legal ways of course) :)

Anyway, my vent? Devices. I'm noticing more and more this umbilcal attachment to smartphones and things like PSP's and DS.

Don't get me wrong, I love my phone and use it often but it's not life ending if I go without it for a few hours. Also, I don't need to upgrade every year. I usually keep my phones for 3 or 4 years at least. But the point I'm trying to make is that these devices are communication killers, not enhancers. People have lost the art of conversation. People can't write because they're so used to limiting their writing to txt-speak.

A couple of examples- the other day my wife and I went out to dinner, no biggie but I look around and very few people are talking. The table next to us (father, mother and two teenage daughters) the three girls glued to their phones, dad left sitting there staring into space or re-arranging the condiments. As soon as the meal came they ate in silence (quickly) and as soon as the first one had finished, straight back on to the phone. Table next to them, girl couldn't even put her phone down and ate one handed while fixated to that little screen.

Yesterday shopping, same thing, guy sat there in silence on his phone, cute wife bored out of her mind staring out the window. I really wanted to leave him a note saying 'free advice mate, pay more attention to your wife'. I was pissed off but my wife said let it go, none of our business.

Zombies walking down the street, not paying attention to their surrounds, glued to these fucking soul-suckers yet if they get hit by a car, under Japanese law the pedestrian is never at fault under any circumstance. But in the cars the same, you see their eyes in their rearview mirrrors, constantly up down like they're watching somebody on a pogo stick, you know what they're really doing though and it aint concentrating on the road.

Finally, again at dinner the other day a dad tried to get his kid to put down his DS to eat his dinner and after 5 or 6 failed attempts at asking him he tried to forcibly remove it from his hands. I have never seen such a tantrum thrown by a child in public, it was embarrasing. I wanted to smash that fucking thing to really give the little bugger something to cry over.

I went to the Museo del Prado in Madrid last year and was in awe of the beautiful artwork there and marvelled at how humans can create such beauty in their minds and channel it through their fingertips. To see these magnificent works of art with my own eyes took my breath away. To see children walking around glued to PSP's totally oblivious to the wonder that surrounded them made my heart sink. My wife is an avid reader so we pop into the public library once a month, it's kind of ironic to see kids quietly sitting in the play section not reading, but focussed on their DS.

I thank my parents for not indulging us too much when it came to computer games. I love them for the fact that dinner time was at the table, as a family, talking with the TV turned off.

Years ago, there was a chick I was really interested in, smokin', gorgeous, sexy. I finally got her out to dinner and for the first half an hour she could not put her flippin' phone down. I even asked her politely if she wouldn't mind turning it off so we could enjoy our meal and get to know one another better (of course I was trying to bed her). After the next half a dozen or so messages and the other half a dozen times she glanced at the phone to see if she had a message I cracked, got up, threw $20 on the table and said loudly 'take your fucking phone out to dinner' and left her there without looking back. Went home, ordered pizza and watched the footy. Never heard from her again and didn't want to.

Nowadays my wife and I of course use our phones but when we eat together they stay away and we chat. It's really nice.

Rant over, thanks for bearing with me.

What is a PSP and a DS ?

I was the total opposite to most of today's kids- my old man designed and programmed flight simulators for the Navy and was always keen to show them to me....about which I could not care less . Sadly For the old man, I could never Fake interest convincingly .

Love ya Dad !

Ooohhh ....I just thought of a beauty of a piss off . You just reminded me Zen.

The fucking Japanese in Bali...

Now we've had a version of this conversation before Zen, whereby I mentioned Japanese surfers being shepherded by Indo locals into waves and you presented a few scenarios as an explanation for their actions . You also gave good insight into their culture and explained the possible dynamics behind their behaviour.

I was grateful for this advice as it enable me to view their behaviour from a different perspective.
Unfortunately, new information has come to light that reveals some Japanese surfers to be utter cunts that are now getting Balinese to not only block for them , but to actually get PUSHED into any and every set wave they fancy as their arms are apparently too weak to propel them into these undeserved waves.

Yes, you read that correctly - the Balinese push their boards into the waves at the proper reef breaks in the same manner as the absolute beginners at Kuta beach, only these fuckers can sort of surf.

Any wave , whether someone is already riding or not.

And then the Balo's erupt if someone complains .

The new information I'm talking about is the 3 seperate sessions I had ruined by these scum. Witnessed it and endured it myself.

This is not a case of the demure, intimidated , polite Jap being overwhelmed by the insistence of an over - eager surf guide. This is blatant commercialisation of the surf zone.

With a side order of organised , stand over behaviour thrown in just to really destroy any good feelings that going for a surf may generate.

These cunts are basically buying exclusivity to the surf.

Fuck off back to Japan, learn to surf and earn your place in the line up you invasive pieces of shit.

Was that too harsh ?

No, it wasn't.

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zenagain commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 9:04pm

Dear sweet Blowin, god bless yee little cotton socks. A PSP is a small, handheld gaming device made by Sony with the intials standing for 'Playstation portable'. A DS is the same thing but manufactured by Nintendo. The initials stand for 'Dual screen'.

Having never been to Bali and from what I read not really wanting to, if what you're saying is true then I believe that kind of behaviour is inexcusable. Doesn't matter what country the person comes from, if they can't get in to a wave on their own steam they really shouldn't be out there should they?

As for the Balos condoning and encouraging that (no doubt for the currency on the end of it) they can go fuck themselves too. They won't be getting any of my hard earned.

As an aside, I don't know where they're getting this from? The Japanese (usually) don't seem to have this dog eat dog mindset. That's why they're, for the most part, hopeless competitors on the world stage in most sports. I must say, I'm a little baffled.

Watashi wa metabo oyagi desu.

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Blowin commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 9:26pm

Big fuck you to the Balinese locals engaged in this behaviour also Zen. But at least I understand that their antics that ruin my enjoyment of a surf maybe driven by a greater imperative than just wave greed, it might be proper hardship or financial duress.

Thanks for the reply.

PS I may even write a letter to a Japanese surf site or magazine.

Any idea which ones might be the biggest ?

I'd like to expose as many of them to my google translate - misinterpreted dummy spit as possible.

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zenagain commented Wednesday, 23 Sep 2015 at 9:28pm

Man, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

But if you do, just be careful not to use logic. You'll be wasting your time if you do:)

Watashi wa metabo oyagi desu.