Top 5 surf trip stitch ups
Ha! Remind me not to go on a surf trip with you.
Classic, you've got some goodies, your mind wanders to the depths of the cosmos,
Awas....!
Wow, 4, you've put a lot of thought and trial/error into that one :o
My last day of a trip at lakeys the toothbrush of a know all loud mouth drop in seppo just happened to pass over my anus
I left............... I guess he got crook .
Should have left a photo of the toothbrush passing said anus in the seppo's bag for him to find when he was packing udo.
You ever heard a seagull strut around on a tin roof when your trying to sleep in ? Up there with crows arguing outside your bedroom window at day break for good times.
Faaaaaaaarrrrrk Faaaaaaaarrrrk
Udo - " Just happened to pass over my anus " !! I guess it happens ! That's what I'm talking about, classic.
How about a 10 day boat trip build up of semen into someones shampoo bottle.
I think we have a winner folks.
Udo..?
Better take along two toothbrushes next time you travel....! eh
Hide one....! somewhere apart from the bathroom :)
You are one sick twisted bunch of weirdos.... No wonder I surf alone, went on surf trips by myself,or just one mate, or me chick.... Fuckn hell.... Was flat out putting up with some of the idiocy at a certain boardriders....
Most of my "stitch ups" were in the line up.... But I really don't think they'll rate after reading some of the depraved actions above......... ;)
Sheepio, you have to watch out for wifey tho, when you get in trouble, the old tooth brush trick is horrible;)
I know you love each other but when shit goes down it goes down, enough said........
Oh yeah thats why SN are rated 3rd or 6th................???????????????????
Welly, never marry a woman who wipes from the front.......... hehehe....
The shampoo bottle thing was told to me by a group of fucking mad south aussie crayfisherman from down near the vicco border who I had a few ales with one night in the ments and that's mild compared to the other sick stuff they do ......these cunts are bent......Bad Boys!
"Soggy biscuit", udo..... Eewwwww.... I question the sexuality of bunches of blokes jacking off together into a shampoo bottle..... Seriously..... Just save the macho bullshit and come out of the closet, boys....
Down near, the vicco border, aye.... Well, Craig B, Yorko...... The peninsula is looking better by the minute......
Seriously........
upsydaisy will have a amasing deluxe story, better than all of yours.. I cant wait to hear it.
no doubt it will involve heaps more jerking off than your story udo
I took a bottle of pink nail polish on a Maldives boat trip waiting for someone to pass out drunk. Sure enough first night on board and my mate Bart drops. We go to work painstakingly painting all his finger & toenails without waking him. Next morning he takes it pretty well, until he finds out I didn't bring any nail polish remover.
Years ago a few mates and I went up to Treachery for the weekend. Arrived Friday arvo, quickly unpacked and had a session. All of us bar one. When we got back to camp we started cooking, drinking, and relaxing. The fella who didn't go for a surf sat down with a shit-eating grin and out of the blue said: "Fellas, I've done a shit and you have to guess where it is."
WTF is this game??
I could bore you to tears with the scat-fetish pranks this fella used to pull, but they're only funny when the risk is someone else will touch it. That night we sat gripped by panic that the next thing we touched or the next step we took could be The One.
Next day another mate was making cream cheese sangas and dipped the knife deep into the tub of yellow ooze. When he pulled it out yellow wasn't the only colour on the blade. The bog had been found.
And no I don't advocate any of that carry on, but at least it ain't as bad as shampooing your hair with population paste.
Nice, shoredump..... Nice..... See, children!! Fun can be had without the use of bodily fluids..... I do have one story..... But it was on a fishing boat, not a surf trip....
One of the deckys was a prize wanker.... A real ferkn gherkin breath, you know, putting spiky little fish in your gloves, hiding 1 prawn in your cabinet so all your clothes stank.... A real dipshit...... He used to hit the piss real hard at the end of a working day (not a "dry boat").... We noticed that he would stagger into the bunk room and just launch himself into bed, his head smacking into the pillow, and within 30 seconds he'd be snoring, giving us all the shits...
Anyway, Vern, Steve and I had had enough of his bullshit, so whilst he was on the back deck drinking with billy the skipper and the fat cook, we devised a plan .... hehehe.... heheheahahahh AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About 5 minutes before his usual piss off the side of the boat and stagger to bed, we got a solid chunk of ice from the snap freezer, and replaced his pillow..... Anyway, stagger stagger stagger,,,, launch - fuckn "WHACK"!!!!...... AHHHORRRHHHER!!!!
He just layed there..... Not snoring...... Thought we broke his skull........
He wakes up in the morning.... The ice has melted (being the tropics)... The top part of the bed was saturated, and he was complaining of a shocking headache, a mouse on the back of his skull, "and where's my fuckn pillow you cunts"!!!! hehehehe....
As the title says - Top 5 surf surf trip pranks I can confirm actually happened , although being a nice guy I obviously took no part . Talk about your click bait.
1 : Replacing the contents of a bottle of 30+ sunscreen with moisturiser during a boat trip along the equator. Second degree burns anyone ?
2 : Kindly informing a not so clued in individual that the extreme headache he is experiencing after surfing for 8 hours in the tropical sun during his first day on a surf trip is not heat stroke it is the onset of DVT ( Deep Vein Thrombosis ) . Luckily the medical adviser had a surplus of DVT medicine for the sufferer. Which was of course a handful of laxatives.
3 : The generous distribution of lollies hidden throughout a gentlemans accomodation at a jungle camp notorious for its large , aggressive rat population .
4 : Rewarding the serial pest who insists on staying up till the small hours EVERY night drinking and playing loud music with a water soaked loaf of bread thrown onto the tin roof of his shack at dawn therefore attracting dozens of squabbling seagulls that dance noisily on the roof attempting to peck at the bread which, due to being wet they are unable to just fly away with in large pieces. Hitchcockesque hilarity.
5 : Soap that board the night before the new swell. It ain't a new idea but it's still got legs.