Treaty

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Blowin started the topic in Monday, 5 Jun 2017 at 7:53pm

Without dispute , the single most hurtful act in the short history of our nation has been the dispossession of the indigenous Australians from the sovereignty of their homeland.

The continued deterioration of the General standard of living of the original inhabitants of our country cannot be ignored or abrogated .

Aboriginal Australians are calling for a treaty. What that treaty may encompass , I can only speculate.

What would you as a fellow Australian , consider a fair and equitable result of any such treaty ?

As a native born Australian myself that knows no other homeland and - to maybe romanticise the point - as someone that was born to the cry of the currawong and the laughter of the kookaburra, how can I reconcile my desire to appease the needs of the descendants of the First Nations peoples without conceding the fact that I also , am nothing if not as Australian as anyone else ?

Where does satisfaction lie with a treaty ?

A sovereign state within our borders ? If so, where ?

Who would be willing to vacate their home for a political body representative of the First Nation ancestors ? A political body constituent of people's that are often times as European as Indigenous by blood . Who determines whether anyone is pure Australian enough to qualify for any possible racial segregation ?

What other possible outcomes could result from a treaty ?

Would such a treaty be relevant in this new age of globalisation and the recognition of race as analogous branches of the same tree ? Will the discounting of racialism in pursuit of unified humanity render any such race based division as puerile ?

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Blowin Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 12:50pm

Been getting any waves , Stu ?

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 12:54pm

Few. Been giving the 7'0" ten channel a fair work out.

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Blowin Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 2:18pm

Around home ?

How's that thing working out ?

You had a chance to spear it through the heart of that section you were telling me about yet ?

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 2:28pm

Stu-bags, in short:

Hah! Who thought such a tired & tawdry thread could throw up such comedy gold!

Herc absolutely smashing poor ol' Blowie n Indo n Barbie n Nick-Nick-Nick round the ring.

Fnar! Fnar!

Oh, and some sterling detective work from Andy "Midsomer Murders"

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 2:43pm

Only had one swell of note at home and the direction wasn't great for the section in mind. More recently, I took it elsewhere and surfed a wave that was a peaches and cream match for the board. I'd sit there in the sand after yet another gluttonous session and stare at the thing in reverence, visions of looming sections and that everpresent feeling of driving down the line running through me head.

Realised that despite being a single it was just as fast as anything else while up on the face and driving hard down the line, it's only while turning off the bottom it lost speed and I used that to my advantage when approaching the aforementioned hollow sections. I walked that thing proudly across the reef and paddled it confidently into anything that came my way.

Soon as I got phone reception I rang up Phil Myers and rambled about the wonders of hydrodynamics as they pertain to our senses. Thank fuck for shapers who shape real boards for real waves.

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 2:44pm

Cheers TT. This thread was running the real risk of turning into a conversation about surfing.

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 2:54pm

Yeah, take it elsewhere Stu, I personally wanna hear some more tone-deaf anxious n unaware bleating on here from the usual good ol' boyz.

Yeah, nah...

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Blowin Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 3:05pm

Glutinous sessions , hollow sections , no phone reception .

That sounds like a dream location indeed . Different region ?

That feeling of board as magic carpet is hard to go past and That thing would get more stares than prime time Pamela Anderson.

But .....it lost speed turning off the bottom ?

Is that a single fin thing , because all my Channel boards - never more than 6 - were crazily driving off the bottom.

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 3:12pm

When I wrote that I knew it'd raise eyebrows. 'Lose speed' isn't right. 'Not turn off the bottom as fast as a thruster or quad' is the more correct yet verbose explanation.

All relative you see.

My elementary understanding is that you're not turning off a side fin so in those moments the fin acts more as a stabilising keel and less as a rudder finding the fastest path through the turn.

 

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GuySmiley Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 3:21pm

Red stu?

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 3:32pm

I'm fighting the notion that familiarity breeds comtempt.

It's red, as always, and I love it.

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davetherave Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 7:19pm

Love to see a ten channel stu. Is it a local motion? Do you feel any chatter on your backhand? Good wave's here this week. Monday arvo wave machine from greenie to big groyne.

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Jun 2017 at 7:35pm

Here you go Dave. The red-railed beauty halfway down the page:

https://www.swellnet.com/news/swellnet-dispatch/2017/02/20/bloodlines-tracing-channel-history-phil-myers?page=1

And up your way? I've only seen as much as the surf cams would allow, but what I've seen is unrelenting lines down the points. Hope you got a few yourself.

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davetherave Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 5:42am

Now that is a surfboard!! Beautiful, and you look very handy with it.Two thumbs up. Too much sweep for me lately stu. Had good body surf at caba recently though. All the best.

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Gaz1799 Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 9:59am

Thread is dead.

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Herc Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 8:19pm

Not quite, although conveniently moving things along was, and is a long practiced, now virtually conditioned, unconscious tactic that good 'ol uncle whitey used and uses to nullify, and sweep Indigenous Australians and anything he likes under the rug. And, despite blowin's heartfelt, honest concern and love for Indigenous Australians and their compensation, (treaty) for crimes committed!

There is no refuting that crimes were (Terra Nullius), and are being committed (stolen property and all that encompasses), according to Australian law. No ifs buts, whatever's can erase the truth. Despite that fact, which it is, being avoided like the plague, by honestly, but somewhat ruddy, ' sorry', good 'ol uncle whitey. Which raises several questions.

So, in light of the truth, should all Australian laws be ignored? How are we to know which laws we can simply dismiss and avoid? In the vein of equality and heartfelt love and concern for Indigenous Australians, do we continue to have one set of laws for them, and one for good 'ol uncle whitey's clan?

So, if we continue to say its foundational to steal things, and then just keep them as clan heirlooms, to be proudly and innocently handed down, what would the following type of scenario mean?

As blowie sits in his living room, his family prancing about on the lawns, he hears a bit of a commotion.

'Gidday, just popping me flag up and stickin' it in ya lawn, and anything else I like!'

As blowie drains, and relies on his heavily discounted bintang , (in his own words, 'created by the folks sitting in a chair , facing a computer under flouro lights and performing tasks that don't interest them, for people they resent , for upwards of 8 hours a day ?

5 days a week.

49 weeks of the year.

Who have fallen into nasty habits.'),

he then says,

'Hey! No wuzza's how's the misses by the way? I'll just get over it and move on!'

'Bit like a chimp mate, but yeh, good thinking, now on ya bike, off ya go, get over it! I'll keep this lot, wave me flag and stay put, you just move on, the past is just the past! I'm having a celebratory party here every year too, ya welcome maaaayyttee!'

Do we really believe that scenario, which is actually tame, trivial compared to what Indigenous Australians endured for centuries at the hands, and flags, of good 'ol uncle whitey, is an intellectual, advanced, reasoned, fair one with an appropriate, equality based response? Do we really think that this person, who, in his own words, responded to a ridiculously trivial incident, in garbage surf, in the following way, would respond to the above, also again, trivial in comparison to what was done to Indigenous Australians in the manner that good 'ol uncle whitey demands? And just move on? In the name of heartfelt love justice, and equality?

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/wax/12736

'It was the assumed resentment of the women that really got me.
The smug superiority of some small minded no- one cunt moll that set me off. I turned to face Loud Mouth in front of his cunting piece of shit friends and with every ounce of will ,energy and misdirected anger from every point of my life i drove my fist into that cunt's putrid face and punched him to the sand.
I was standing over Loud Mouth's form bellowing that he was an imposter king presiding over a weak, gay wave, raising my fist for another blow when i realised my hand was broken . Then i heard a lady screaming and i was back in my head, concious of what i'd done , aware of where i was.
Loud Mouth was not cowering , but all fight had left the man. He was submissive but i was not gracious. Thank fuck i did not have a gun cause if i did i would have shot the cunt. The only thing that stopped me from kicking him till he twitched was some chick throwing herself over his prostrate form.''

Turkey raised a good point. With good 'ol uncle whiteys track record, and history, how can good 'ol 'uncle whitey have a real understanding of 60,000 years of connection to this country and planet, and the the outstanding, unmatched Cultural success. In the same vein, how can good 'ol uncle whitey's kin, his clan, have any real understanding of the full extent of the unmatched, horrific, disgusting crimes that good 'ol uncle whitey and his clan committed, and by law continue to commit against Indigenous Australians. How? What differentiates humanity from animals? What is advanced humanity? Some differences are that humanity has the ability to critically discern, to discriminate, and create virtual scenarios for ascertaining and understanding outcomes and situations. For instance humans can discern the many results and outcomes of entering a baited trap, of chasing a ball onto a busy road, of committing crimes. Advanced humans can do that. Some dysfunctional humans, say for instance, a manic, psychotic murderer can't, and are declared insane. So using our abilities as humans, if we really have truthfully heartfelt, honest love, compassion and regret regarding the crimes committed against Indigenous Australians, then we have the ability to discern, reason, and actually, virtually feel and understand some of the things that Indigenous Australians feel and endure. If we are deeply sincere about this compensation and treaty.

Uppity 'darkie', 'small minded no- one cunt moll' rears her 'head! Thank God for good 'ol uncle whitey's clan, blowie, who just happened to be there to put things right! To save the day! What a story! Super, marvelous, heroic stuff!

'I actually said that to an indigenous lady that was presenting a course on cultural sensitivity that I attended after she'd laid it on too thickly that Whitey only cares for himself , not even his family, unlike her faultless people....very Upliftesque.'

Thank God, yes, blowie to the rescue! To straighten out that 'faulty', no good, uppity darkie! Marvelous! Makes your hair stand on end they reckon! This guy below, blowie literally burst out of the mist of ignorance! A bright, white, shining light of reason! They reckon it makes your hair stand on end!

'Then the red mist came over me
It was the assumed resentment of the women that really got me.
The smug superiority of some small minded no- one cunt moll that set me off.'

Good 'ol uncle whitey's clan are very concerned about this 'treaty'! Why wouldn't Indigenous Australians be super impressed with 'good 'ol uncle whitey's track record and success? Why wouldn't they want all we have created? Donny, liz, phil, the corgi's! Running the show! Top of the heap! Top of the ever growing pile of 'garbage'! What if Indigenous Australians make fuck'n mistakes! Can the thievin liars be trusted! Everyone knows how fuck'n backwards they are! That's what started this whole fuck'n mess! Their fuck'n stupidity! What if they introduced fuck'n cane toads! What if they polluted the fuck'n place! Or worse, what if they told the truth about good 'ol uncle whitey, bare bones and all, to their fuck'n 'milky', greedy fuck'n kids! What if they started preachin' and spoutin' all that 60 fuck'n thousand years, mother fucking, belonging, reciprocity, creation, fuck'n backwards dribble, garbage and fuckn' primitive fuckin' speil! Fuck that! They ain't learned a fuck'n thing... yet! Crack a fuckin' bintang, and kick a few twitches into em! Faaaark! What if they fuck'n banned fuck'n bintangs! What the fuck do they fuck'n want! Or. more to the fuck'n point boys, the real fuck'n point always has been, fuck that, what do we fuck'n want!

By the way stuie, another thing, although no one dare mention it either, you must have been away, but this fib pooped up. On a manic Tuesday no doubt! Some, (geeks no doubt), reckon it was legendary! And it was channelled no doubt!

“What about that twin fin you won the Om Bali on?” That was the best board in a barrel ever. I remember that like it was yesterday. The boys were trying to compete on Thrusters they’d be coming off the bottom and pivoting, but Racetrack doesnt let you do much pivoting. Just straight down the line through the barrels if you wanna make the whole track.'

He's obviously been pasted, and straightened out! considering this legend's layin' down of the law!

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/wax/297229

'They're very fast but are harder to control when the waves get bigger and suckier. Speaking of, they just plain suck in the barrel.'

As for this gumby! FFS! Liar!

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/shaping-bay/327238?page=1

'The common belief is that twin fins are only for when it’s small, mushy and onshore, but four-time world champ (on a twin fin), Mark Richards, says in Simon Anderson’s Thrust that twin fins work best in hollower, more powerful conditions.'

And not my idea, but some have found a back foot helps with singles by the way.

Long live thread! God save our gracious thread!

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Blowin Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 8:22pm

As a doornail.

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Herc Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 8:33pm

A manically, psychotically assaulted kicked to death, twitching doornail if you had your way!

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Gaz1799 Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 9:12pm

Herc is Turk.

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AndyM Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 9:20pm

Should we make a list?

Uplift, Turkey, Snuffy Smith, Bambam, Herc...

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Herc Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 9:41pm

Bloody brilliant Andy, ya bright spark! You're on fire again! No foolin' the swillnuts!

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Gaz1799 Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 10:01pm

"Herc absolutely smashing poor ol' Blowie n Indo n Barbie n Nick-Nick-Nick round the ring."
Bit self indulgent tho wouldn't you say? Almost a slow wank considering the 20,000 word research paper going completely waterboy soon afterwards.

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AndyM Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 10:13pm

Just remember Herc, I bloody love youse...

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Herc Thursday, 15 Jun 2017 at 10:18pm

Best not spend too much time and effort on poor 'ol comrade blowie's genuine, heartfelt, deep thread, not worth it aye gaz. And again, I better stop telling the truth. Gotta give it to him though, he makes bullshitting look easy! King of the rotating cuff too! Carry on! Because he can! On the money, on the net!

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tonybarber Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 7:05am

Time to go Bush, boys. The real bush.

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nick3 Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 7:12am

Herc,
There is something seriously wrong with you. You are either illiterate, high on drugs or need some drugs. Your ramblings are incoherent dribble. You seem to be a very angry little man with to much time on your hands. Maybe get a job or seek some professional help in a mental institution.
As for you last comment"Best not spend too much time and effort on poor 'ol comrade blowie's genuine, heartfelt, deep thread, not worth it aye gaz." It has certainly wasted your time and poor effort. So i think good old blowie has it all over you you moron. Go out and have a surf or what ever you pretend to do.

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 10:42am

Hah! Where do ya start?

"Should we make a list?

Uplift, Turkey, Snuffy Smith, Bambam, Herc..."

Andy "Midsomer Murders"...You Muh-Muh-Muh, Muh-Muh-Muh etc etc etc

Pssst, when Snuffy gets back from the best left in the world, we'll do a shift change and I'll go to the best right (he being goofy and me regular and all)

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 11:09am

"Herc absolutely smashing poor ol' Blowie n Indo n Barbie n Nick-Nick-Nick round the ring."

Gazzy, you disagree?

'Cos if you agree, then by your own, erm, logic, then what? You are Herc too??

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 11:34am

Hang on, I think I may actually agree with Nick-Nick-Nick here (well, apart from the funky grammar and spelling and shit):

"One thing about this topic we get to see all the racist."

Shit, does that mean I'm actually...gasp...Nick-Nick-Nick????

But wait! Nick-Nick-Nick also said this:

"As for you last comment"Best not spend too much time and effort on poor 'ol comrade blowie's genuine, heartfelt, deep thread, not worth it aye gaz." It has certainly wasted your time and poor effort. So i think good old blowie has it all over you you moron."

Is Blowie Nick-Nick-Nick? Is Nick-Nick-Nick Blowie??

Who's who in the zoo?

Je Suis Nick-Nick-Nick/Blowie/Bill mutha-fucken Leak!!!

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 11:29am

As well as Herc handing a lot of youse your sorry arses (especially in his latest long post...his finest work? Blowie, where the bloody hell are ya??), in the interest of solidarity and bonding and Andy Muh-Muh-Muh's fave 'groupthink', I think we can all come together as one and agree that our very own Barbie is a special individual. Very special...

"Time to go Bush, boys. The real bush."

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 10:53am

Gawd help us. Oi Shatner, beam me up, comrade, there's no intelligent life round 'ere...

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Gaz1799 Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 11:32am

Herc is turk.

I agree 100% with the jest of what your saying about white fellas dictating to the first people from a position of authority. That fact can't be removed from the argument and I can't see that position ever being relinquished by a change to the constitution.

I do however take issue with the back-slapping you keep giving your alter-ego. Nothing wrong with having two persona's i guess, as long as it rubs the lotion on its skin (or else it gets the hose again.) Then it puts the lotion in the basket. But which ones Turkey and which ones herc?

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stunet Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 11:36am

Herc is Turk?

Uh-uh...

I may not know art but I know that to be bullshit.

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 11:48am

Kinky, Gazzy.

"Herc absolutely smashing poor ol' Blowie n Indo n Barbie n Nick-Nick-Nick round the ring."

Gazzy, you disagree?

'Cos if you agree, then by your own, erm, logic, then what? You are Herc too??"

Je suis Herc/Gazzy!

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 11:57am

Stu-bags, don't get Herc started on the twinnies. Gasp, I seem to agree with what he's saying there too to an extent!

How's Andy Muh-Muh-Muh's 'groupthink' fit into that 'debate'?

The ol' orthodoxy, heterodoxy, and cacodoxy merry-go-round.

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Herc Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 12:46pm

Long live the thread! God save our gracious thread!

Thanks turk, and stuie! Well cobber(s), exciting news (not really for me, I'm used to it). But this thread has attracted international attention, and praise I might add. Only moments ago, I received word, well words from the jungle, words of the highest praise, that although the waves are pumping, the boards have been downed, in recognition of my efforts. And young cobber stuie is more than welcome to come along for the ride, and cash in the chips (or nuts)!

'and I can't see that position ever being relinquished by a change to the constitution.' That's the problem in a nutshell gaz/blowie/andy/toned/nickers/knots/nuts. Your clan never could. But that's not a set in stone reality, that's merely one choice, that happens to be your clan choice. A trait of humanity is also to understand the nature of thought and to see that thought is a choi... aaah shit, I've lost yas again! Bright sparks lost in the bloody mist again! The beat goes on! Or as young stuie says, bullshit!

Not much left to say about twinnies turk. No doubt richo's handed his trophy back! Except how's Craike's and the boys shralpin on them , in those bazz's. You must have been away stuie! Although its from that other stinkin', inferior, lousy, fake ###****tty fuck'n site!

http://stabmag.com/stabcinema/dual-dreams-craig-anderson-ozzie-wright-tw...

I gotta stop telling the truth. I never sat along side a legend on his MR twinnie, hooking over the ledge into bombs down south, wave after wave after wave, session after session after session. In his prime, owning it. Because he chose that stupid fuck'n board like Richo! I never did see that, I seen blowie and stuie, and a name I daren't raise going inside him and fuck'n rulin'! Ya know! Aaaah fuck the bullshit, too hard, as stuie says, you guys own it!

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 1:49pm

A twinnie discussion?

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/wax/297229

Or rather, the place for a twinnie discussion?

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Gaz1799 Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 4:30pm

I agree with Herc and his sentiments on the first people TT but I have to stress that his rant was 1500 words! It also provides references to a vendetta that pre-dates my time on this forum by a long-shot so I can't say that I read it all in detail either...

So just clarifying here Turk is not Herc, I'm not Herc, Uplift is Turk? Blowin is not Herc OR Turk. Or am I Herc? I'm not Turk. Just so we're all clear.

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talkingturkey Friday, 16 Jun 2017 at 5:47pm

Gazzy, comrade, you were so confident before...what happened?

(make it happen more often?)

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Herc Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 4:09pm

One of the main things that Traditional Indigenous Australians noticed about good 'ol uncle whitey, was his manic behaviour. Good 'ol uncle whitey's inability to be still, and so to then notice things beyond the surface. Being still in order to notice all around, was an encouraged, practiced skill that Traditional Indigenious Australians used to gain a deep, unrivalled comprehension of their place in the scheme of things, their country, its origins, how things all worked together. How things are related. Family. 'Fantastical', 'garbage', as blowie, fists waving, probing, mashing in the mist describes it.

''I actually said that to an indigenous lady that was presenting a course on cultural sensitivity that I attended after she'd laid it on too thickly that Whitey only cares for himself , not even his family, unlike her faultless people....very Upliftesque.''

Turkey raised a good point. Good 'ol uncle blowie's manic, shallow, bored, idea and understanding of 'family' pales in comparison to Traditional Indigenous Australians comprehension of 'family', of relationships. The results of the different comprehensions are obvious. All that 60,000 years of success, compared to the destructive, brute like, violent, manic, polluted abomination good 'ol uncle whitey proudly lays claim to, and calls history. The red mist.

Donny, liz, phil, and co love that about good 'ol uncle whitey's kinfolk. They exploit, and rely on it evermore.

https://www.swellnet.com/comment/543310#comment-543310

'Nice thanks for the heads up thatguy, i need a new dock series to watch that one looks good. SBS on demand is a pain in the arse to watch though with the adds and often don't play through the adds properly.'

Need? Need? Need you say? You mean, 'Require (something) because it is essential or very important rather than just desirable'? Or knead?

Many exhausted, although ' lucid, balanced, succinct and excellent swillnuts have by now probably collapsed in exhaustion, boredom, treatised to death! Good 'ol uncle whitey is counting on it!

The phone you need! On sale! Proven to work better! ' You must try this, you know you need it, on sale! NOW!' 'Science abuses heavy bags of charlie, to prove abo's are chimps!'

Donny, liz, phil and co, know how shallow good 'ol uncle whitey is. They and their good 'ol boys and gals know that good 'ol uncle whiteys families can't go very deep at all, without getting confused and exhausted. And mad! They know what they 'need' too! And how to knead it!

Legend lays down law! 'Twinnies give a nice, loose, skatey feel through turns, and a lovely little whip out of them when done right. They're very fast but are harder to control when the waves get bigger and suckier. Speaking of, they just plain suck in the barrel. Buy now!'

Richo returns trophy! MR lied! Other cunts were just lucky!'

'Slatts reveals secrets on longevity, health and fitness, and how not to get injured! Buy now!'

'Slats back collapses again! But knees and shoulders are still secrets!'

'Swillnut proves eggs will kill you!'

"Man who eats 20 eggs a day for years on end is nothing but a stinkin' fu###***g lyi### c##t!'

'Gordo's sweet! Buy now!'

Donny, liz and phil and co love it! How easy! Just keep making shallow shit up, that good 'ol uncle whitey's shallow kids need to consume! Without exhausting them! Who needs the collosseum! Its on tap now. At the push of a button. You want manic, crazed violence, here!

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/wax/12736

You want the Waltons and Brady bunch... combined with Happy Days too! Too marvel at! Here! Marvel at this!

https://www.swellnet.com/comment/543270#comment-543270

Sitting on the East coast with a grey sky and a weak , cold sun barely glancing off the bay.

Acting as sole carer for the father in law for a while to give his mrs a
desperately needed break and some time out with her daughter as they have a little holiday together.

The old bugger is a goer . Golden gloves boxer in his day . Toured nationally as lead singer as the support for a huge international act. Fit as fuck . Legendary spearfisherman , handy with a wet line the rest of the time. Strong , well liked by his mates and well loved by his family. Only downside is that he was a clubbie. Gun clubbie .....but still. His love of the ski took him to most of Australia's best breaks. Always popular at a party with his buttery voice and his guitar. His nickname is Sack - ironic take on Sad Sack , cause he's always upbeat.

Now he's getting on.

Laid low by a devastating sequence of Ross River virus , prostate cancer , a stroke and all on top of Parkinson's disease.

A great bloke , never prone to the melancholy you'd assume would appear at any time .

Still, on a cold , grey winters day like today with the house quiet as he naps periodically it's nice , in fact it's fucking unbelievable , when he flicks on the little transistor radio that's by his Dawson recliner and perpetually tuned into the race channel and listens on spellbound as Pepperberry and Bonus spin cross the line neck and neck at race 5 at Gosford for the exacta.

The old bloke's lit up like Christmas.

Happy days !'

Its starting to sound like a new idea in a woman's and man's day, or week!

And blowie, you say,

' Violence is so fucked.'

'Avoid it.'

What's with the heavy bags then? Despite you knowing much, much, much, much, better, again, if you actually go deep enough, any 'lucid, balanced, succinct and excellent' fitness professional will tell you that they are actually a guaranteed way to in the long run create imbalance, and fuck up your wrists, shoulders, backs, hands... not to mention rotator cuffs. And, likewise, any 'lucid, balanced, succinct and excellent' behaviourist will tell you that spending hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of plotting against, berating, hating, defeating and punching, smashing, and mashing and kicking the living, twitching shit out of a defenseless object is a sure fire way of instilling that pattern of behaviour, leading to the red mist. What were you thinking... God help us?

So, the biggest hurdle Indigenous Australians face in creating a successful treaty is still good 'ol uncle whitey, through his kin. Which, if you go deep enough, boils down to this.

Anyway, wake up! What are you! What is that? Persist! If you go deep enough, even that was twisted, then sold. The answer to the question was actually given, to be focused on.

Anyway, what's next! Bloody sups! Give that a run! Think they'll buy it? Who cares, plenty more where that came from!

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Blowin Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 4:43pm

Stupid white people with their shallow grasp of the world around them.

Yeah , except they'd just sailed around the whole fucking Earth using knowledge they'd acquired .

Stupid fuckers.

Except they developed antibiotics .

Oh, and they invented flight.

And went to the Fucking MOON !!!!

And created the modern agricultural society that has extended human longevity to twice that of previous lifetimes and allowed the population of the Earth to expand exponentially ....even allowing for the birth of dumb cunt , contrarian weight lifters that continuously argue against the conditions that enabled their very existence.

But apart from that , yeah , no grasp of the natural world . Stupid people wandering the planet lost without spirituality or a grasp of the depth of nature.

Fucken whitey.

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 5:33pm

Blowin You forgot the most basic and one of the most important inventions of all the wheel.

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Herc Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 5:38pm

Red mist 43, the 43 coming! Fists of fury... please don't make me mash you... I hate violence! Starring that Marvel... Blowie.

Not to mention the world wars, the pollution, the overflowing prisons, the obesity, the blood bath, epidemics!

They must be brilliant they left rubbish on the moon!

They'll win star wars!

Silly answer blowie! Be still, don't fight it.

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Blowin Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 5:56pm

You're right in one regard.

There's no pointing fighting it.

Insanity can't be argued with.

And I'm only just starting to appreciate the depths of your insanity. Previously I've mistaken you for either a piss taker or maybe even just a provincial simpleton with a bee in their bonnet, but no , you are insane.

On that note I should really tread lightly , so best of luck and I hope you've got some kind of support .

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Herc Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 6:32pm

Insanity? Silly shallow retort again, this behaviour of yours is an excellent example of insanity though.

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/wax/12736

'Then the red mist came over me
It was the assumed resentment of the women that really got me.
The smug superiority of some small minded no- one cunt moll that set me off. I turned to face Loud Mouth in front of his cunting piece of shit friends and with every ounce of will ,energy and misdirected anger from every point of my life i drove my fist into that cunt's putrid face and punched him to the sand.
I was standing over Loud Mouth's form bellowing that he was an imposter king presiding over a weak, gay wave, raising my fist for another blow when i realised my hand was broken . Then i heard a lady screaming and i was back in my head, concious of what i'd done , aware of where i was.
Loud Mouth was not cowering , but all fight had left the man. He was submissive but i was not gracious. Thank fuck i did not have a gun cause if i did i would have shot the cunt. The only thing that stopped me from kicking him till he twitched was some chick throwing herself over his prostrate form.'

Best to look deeper. To be still, to see what's staring you in the face. To discern the true results of these ever turning wheels, including this constant snorting and abusing the bag(heavy), in this manic, unfulfilled search for more. More for the needy. Traditional Indigenous Australians were doing extremely well, were very fulfilled, that's their truthfull result. So was the country, their family. No plastic island. North Sentinel Islanders are doing extremely well too, as they also have been for much longer than good 'ol uncle whitey. They've also seen the wheel of fortune in action across the road. And rightly want zero, absolutely nothing to do with it. No plastic island.

Considering your endless slurping of bintangs, snorting and abusing the bags (heavy), and devouring spliffs whilst molesting cows, blowie, your behaviour is understandable. As understandable as a blowie's can be.

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Blowin Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 7:15pm
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Herc Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 8:58pm

Again so shallow, so little substance blowie. You are living proof that good 'ol uncle whitey is alive and well.

You continue to totally avoid the law, about the crimes good 'ol uncle whitey committed against Traditional Indigenous Australians, and so avoid legal mandates and ramifications of being in possession of that stolen property. You view Indigenous Australians as inferior, and make zero attempt at truly understanding their Cultural beliefs, calling them 'fantastical garbage'. Even turning that into a belting and lecture for those 'uppity' 'darkies'. Now you even blurt out good 'ol uncle whitey's stock standard cry, 'the darkies are better off than they ever were', thanks to good 'ol uncle blowie's superior wisdom.

So, you truly think that Indigenous Australians, with their 60,000 years of unmatched Cultural success, and so the environment, are better off since good 'ol uncle whitey's horrific, brutal and illegal invasion? You honestly believe that the North Sentinel Islanders would be better off following the fate of their neighbours? That sounds insane. Like this sort of thing. That you did. When you assaulted and attempted to kill that guy, because of shitty, gutless waves.

'Then the red mist came over me
It was the assumed resentment of the women that really got me.
The smug superiority of some small minded no- one cunt moll that set me off. I turned to face Loud Mouth in front of his cunting piece of shit friends and with every ounce of will ,energy and misdirected anger from every point of my life i drove my fist into that cunt's putrid face and punched him to the sand.
I was standing over Loud Mouth's form bellowing that he was an imposter king presiding over a weak, gay wave, raising my fist for another blow when i realised my hand was broken . Then i heard a lady screaming and i was back in my head, concious of what i'd done , aware of where i was.
Loud Mouth was not cowering , but all fight had left the man. He was submissive but i was not gracious. Thank fuck i did not have a gun cause if i did i would have shot the cunt. The only thing that stopped me from kicking him till he twitched was some chick throwing herself over his prostrate form.'

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Blowin Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 10:01pm

OMFG*

* Oh My Fucking God

Just think Turkey ....this is who people confuse you with !

Haha !

How does that make you feel ?

PS Sorry Lifty , did I forget you ? Here you go you fucking moron....https://m.

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Herc Saturday, 17 Jun 2017 at 11:51pm

Again, nothing of substance blowie, just plenty of loving, heartfelt ifs, buts, whatever's. That's all. But again, I understand, always have. Nice stories though! They reckon they make your hair stand on end! I can just imagine the truth of that epic, almost murderous battle. ! Rotate them little, crippled cuffs!

What a marvel blowie! The mist, Van Damme, The Waltons, The Brady Bunch, what a marvelous, super story. What a marvel blowie! Except the truth about good 'ol uncle blowie, and his one too many bintangs is just a bit different, isn't it blowie. No real substance. But carry on blowie, carry on with, as stuie pointed out, the 'bullshit', you make it look so easy!

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Herc Sunday, 18 Jun 2017 at 12:08pm

'Come to our planet good 'ol uncle whitey!'

'No, no, us first, save us good 'ol uncle whitey!'

'Please, please, teach us good 'ol uncle whitey! Show us how to make a plastic island too!'

Good 'ol uncle blowie/indo/tone/andy/nick/knots/nuts/gaz? have been, and are getting more advanced and sophisticated by the minute! The super jabber of the red mist! Crack another bintang! They're cumin' soon on a planet near you!