Next Federal Election

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velocityjohnno started the topic in Monday, 22 Jan 2024 at 2:15pm

Might as well put this up in the politics subforum, to spare the front page. It's 18 months away or so, but here we go.

This is how Dutton wins:

https://www.afr.com/politics/enter-the-liberal-party-working-class-heroe...

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andy-mac Tuesday, 29 Apr 2025 at 6:34am
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Spud ain’t doing so well . Might be time to roll out little johnny . https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI-av30TOki/?igsh=dnd3dWI3bTY5ZWMz

Haha poor fella.
Needs to go back to that radio station where he can have a cosy little chat with Ray Hadley... sure he needs a cuddle after having some second rate journos actually pretending to hold him to account.
And he's the tough guy!! What a pathetic joke.
Geez I hope he loses his seat....

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newdog Tuesday, 29 Apr 2025 at 6:59am

some closet listner/watchers here, the carrot cakes watching sky news, seem to know alot for those that don't

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truebluebasher Tuesday, 29 Apr 2025 at 8:23am

Nuclear Powered Campaign Bus Disaster Movie
{The Big Bus} Free screening for NFE crew.

Dutto's Nuclear Powered Campaign Bus suffers a Melt Down in the City...Everybody run!

NFE ( Cost of Living Relief > Free Nuclear Powered Dutto Disaster Movie )
Enjoy yer final week...should be a blast...
Dutto : "It's a Disaster I tell ya...fuckin' B2's hateful bitch Auntie...can jam yer 8 cents up yer arse!"

Dutto's Final Week campaign Pledge :
"I promise all of you pack of limp wristed pissweak bastards will die laughing..54321 {Kaboom!}"

https://archive.org/details/the-big-bus-1976/The+Big+Bus+(1976).mp4

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GuySmiley Tuesday, 29 Apr 2025 at 5:11pm

Dodgy as
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Punching down yet again

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truebluebasher Tuesday, 29 Apr 2025 at 6:01pm

Neutral [Factcheck]
Global Terrorism Index = Lower score is less incidents > Higher score is more terrifying incidents.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Terrorism_Index

2017-2022 Dutton's [L] Govt- Border Protection / Home Affairs / Defence Minister
Year = Terrorism Score
2018 = 2827 Record Fear Factor under Dutto's most terrifying least safe Oz era (Tick!)
2019 = 2648
2020 = 2148
2021 (Covid)
2022 = 2438

2023 -2025 Albo ALP
2023 = 1830
2024 = 1475 > Albo's Oz is 48% less terrifying than Dutto's Oz (Tick! All say Aye!)
2025 = 1973
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World Credit Rating Australia [Factcheck]
[L] Scomo > AAA dropped to AAA [-] > AAA [-] Weaker & prolonged negative Credit rating
Oct 2019 AAA > May 2020 AAA[-] > Feb 2021 AAA [-] > Oct 2021 AAA > April 2022 AAA

ALP Albo AAA all the Way > No negative Rating
May 2023 AAA > Nov 2023 AAA > Nov 2024 AAA

[Factcheck] Oz Economy is stronger & strongest under ALP (Tick ...All say Aye!)
Yet the [L] Media grill ALP & swear to never utter [L] 2x [-] Ratings...Huh?
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Solar Power [Factcheck]
2011-2025 Dutto's (ALL) Parliamentary Workplace Lighting is powered by 234 Solar Panels
https://www.solarchoice.net.au/blog/news/43kw-of-solar-panels-to-come-to...

2020 Dutto's Home Sold with 30 Installed Solar Panels (Non declared Solar Energy income)
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/24/02/56183493-10682663-The_Duttons...

2022 Dutto's Strathpine Office is powered by 332 Solar Panels
https://peterdutton.com.au/contact/ (Check Address + See signs / entry on all sides of complex)
Just confirming > Dutto is burning thru the most lighting in this centre > See (Zoom) Massive Solar Bank
https://cre.domainstatic.com.au/17215600_1_1_240924_035945-w6101-h3429-w...
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=607334195140714&set=a.224236166783854

[Factcheck] Dutto is Oz #1 lead Solar Power user, abuser with accredited non declared rebates...Shh!
NP : 'Nukes are just a political fix' > Dutto is Oz biggest Solar Power free loader...well durr!

Again!
Why can't media simply check any of this ...Huh! All fuckin' [L] stooges! C'mon! WTFU Oz!

Now ask yerselves...when, if ever did Dutto ever come close to telling the truth on anything at all!
Clear to all he's World's biggest Liar > Blames the Whole wide World for his endless Failings...
[L] Media Darlings rebrand Dutto's Lies as Gospel Truth sight unseen...never dare question the Bully!

Very reason why ya need a 100% neutral factchecker
Knock yerselves out > feel free to check & recheck any / all (above) Bog standard School paper editing!
Ya won't read one shred of this in Oz Media ...Wall 2 Wall Censored SkyBC / Costello brainwashing!

[Factcheck] Least Safe place in Oz = Dutto's Own office > Every Week is Trashed as #1 Oz eyesore!
Qldurrz can vouch ...Dutto's office is scariest looking joint in Oz > Always the ugliest fuckin' mess..
Now ya know why he hides 1,000 properties...all clear out the second he moves in next door!
If folks knew he owns 1,000 properties then all 1,000 will be trashed...all here know that! See Now!

Again...All free to Check for yerselves...No shortage of Terrifying Blood Curdling Crime scenes
Swear ya can view fresh graffiti this week > last week > the week before
His own Sky News currently reports more actually > Now Trashed 3x in 2 weeks...Dutto crime crisis!
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/politics/peter-duttons-office-...
Go back months, years, decades still more Graffiti & smashed windows...this is Qld Folklore!
He don't give a fuck > World's Least Safe Work Place...any saying otherwise is kidding themselves.
Dutto Needs an entire [L] Youth Crime Crisis response unit just to mop up his Trashed Towns.

That's why he needs 3 or more Offices on rotation...try this one...54321...Splat...Fuck it!
Needs a Council nuke zone permit for each next cordoned off dark side of town...{Kaboom!}

Banned the Whole Town from their Water Hole...Mine Now! Fuck Off > Spotlights / Gun Turrets!

Anywhere he goes trouble follows > Least safe entity in Oz as Terrorism Index shows > Twice the Risk!
Anyone buying into his claim of safer Oz needs to give their head a knock...harder...again...better now!

[Factcheck on Nuke Safety]
Hot Tip! Nuke plants double a nations Security Risk...Again feel free to check...written into LAW...Mandated!
So now check back to 2x [L] Terrorism Risk > So now ya gotta mandate 2x that risk again...No arguments.
Dutto is 2x the Risk Now + 2x Nuke Terror Rank = 4x the Terror Threat Risk > We skyrocket into top 20 Hell Holes.
Ask...would you visit a 4x risk Nuked out [L] Dictator Ruled Armed Forces Hell Hole or trade with them...Fuck No!

27th April 2025 IAEA (Update) Ukraine Nuke Plants (So dangerous to Europe > US will confiscate them)
Direct Strikes = 82 > Malfunctions = 51 > International Emergency Supplies 131 Deliveries from over 20 countries!
Putin just peppers them to keep them as lock down towns on rotation as occupied pet pounded puppies.

Really wanna see how US mandates Private Troops for ALL Govt Nuke Plants > (re: [L] Oz Govt Nuke Plants)
Dutto reckons Ukraine + US Govt Nuke Plants are safe...
Then why ya need Armed Troops on 24/7 patrols...Huh!


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Supafreak Tuesday, 29 Apr 2025 at 7:10pm

“ the incredible sulk “ more comedy gold from Jason Clare .

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GuySmiley Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 8:24am

All polls are showing Dutton diving so the questions being asked in my head are:

(1) how long after the Polling Booths close will Antony Green call (1) a LNP loss and (2) later either a Labor outright victory or in the position to form minority government with the Teals?

(2) of the remaining Morrison era duds, fraudsters and incompetents who will emerge as Rinehart’s and Murdoch’s anointed leader of the Liberals after Dutton resigns or better gets voted out of parliament?

Going to be fascinating TV

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newdog Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 12:25pm

if that's your sat night entertainment good luck

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Optimist Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 1:27pm

Good for Albo if he wins…..but you have to wonder what kind of man can’t admit to falling off the stage even though he did it in front of everyone and on live TV.
If he has to bullshit about that what else is he bullshitting about.
I’m easy who wins this one but I can’t help but think Albo will “ Dan Andrews” our economy and turn Australia into a basket case like Victoria.

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tearymasseuse Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 1:43pm

^ “…what else is he bullshitting about. “

Haha
- hang on a minute, let’s remove the plank in thine eye ;)

Did someone say bullshit hahaha :

“ I don't fully understand the destination heaven. I do know that it is a physical place with buildings plants trees water etc etc. and a city with 12 gates. A physical city etc belongs somewhere physical and with all the universe out there and all those planets I'm making the assumption it’s one of them and somewhere in the far reaches of the North. I also know that another race already resides there (who we call the angels). and they can interact with us but not us knowingly with them. I have at least once but that's another story. “

^ you have to wonder what kind of man ummm etc etc etc haha
(speaking of basketcases)

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Peter Reynolds Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 1:45pm

I think the Labor faithful are counting their chickens before they hatch, they sure have short memories of 2019 with then left wing messiah Shorten, what an embarrassment that was. Anything short of a majority government will be seen as an abject failure. If they do win, we will cop it on the chin no problem, pick ourselves up and I dare say elect a new leader and onwards and upwards we go.
If we stick to our convictions and honestly believe we have the better ideas on how to carry our country forward, then its Labor's game to lose, the next few years with Trump are going to be very uncertain and potentially dangerous, I think Labor and their policies are going to get found out and the snap back to the centre right will be dizzying.

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Optimist Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 2:34pm

For those new to swellnet, we have an “all things religion thread “..….
Just go to …forums….wax off….and you’ll see it there.
It’s there you will see years of ideas and thoughts and speculation about the spiritual world…….God….life after death….earthly living etc etc.
You will also see the pathetic trolls like teary masseuse who was jelly Flater and other names etc etc…who have nothing to offer the conversation but someone else’s worthless and irrelevant you tube videos….incapable of thinking for himself.
Sadly it’s people like him who ruin the different forums continually and thereby stall the conversations into oblivion….people just turn off.
His constant aggressive nature reflects everything that is bad about our world….
Back to the topic…..election,

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newdog Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 2:39pm

100%^

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newdog Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 2:41pm

Last weeks lie was a good one, elbo doesn't know if DT has a mobile phone.
Cause he doesn't have his no lol

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tearymasseuse Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 2:44pm

Haha
Flopti the resident storyteller ;)

“ And again….you have heard it said, love your neighbour and hate your enemy…but I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those that persecute you, that you may be children of your father in heaven. He causes the sun to rise on the evil and the good and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous….Jesus.
After the breakup of the Soviet Union, promises were made to Russia from the west…they pretty much break down to, “we will respect your community and way of life and we will not expand our military alliance and weaponry up to your borders.”….we lied….we did not keep that promise because we despised their way of governance and living. Many of us went there for a holiday and and many of my friends were involved in Russian churches that were all very free to do what they wanted and function normally…Putin himself believes in God he says being a committed Russian orthodox person….so why are we fighting against these people???….the answer unfortunately is, there are big bucks in war and the USA is one of the worst offenders. It has products to sell globally and they are not cheap ones. It seems even though there doesn’t need to be a problem they create one to keep the war machine going. You can’t sell stuff without an enemy so an enemy they shall continue to keep…..the bear is now out of his cage and swinging…we could have helped Russia become a great friend and trading partner but we left them to rot and deal with anyone like Iran and China etc etc…we could have eliminated nuclear weapons ourselves but it seems now only Gods intervention will do it….At the end of the day, everyone wants peace and prosperity….except it seems, those on both sides of the pretend war for profit and turf….America was once an amazing family friendly Mum and dad and apple pie place that everyone wanted to be like ….today, it’s fast becoming a Godless fragmented society on a journey to anywhere. ….There is neutral ground between nations…it should be respected and encouraged and the differences between cultures tolerated as everyone stays in their borders and trades peaceful products. If you hate a leader, the people that live there themselves may hate them too and will deal with it in their own time and in their own way…..
Love your enemy…why?…they may just turn out later to be a good friend.”

^ lies ;)

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GuySmiley Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 3:01pm

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A Salty Dog Wednesday, 30 Apr 2025 at 3:18pm
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Last weeks lie was a good one, elbo doesn't know if DT has a mobile phone.
Cause he doesn't have his no lol

If Trumps minders had any brains they wouldn’t let him anywhere near a mobile phone, or anything which can access social media.