Desert Point perfection with Gordo - video

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Stu Nettle (stunet)
Swellnet Dispatch

There're great waves in this video, no doubt about it, it's pumping, but there are also five or six pretty solid claims by the gent named Gordo.

Are these claims a bad thing? I mean, he's freesurfing so it's not like he's trying to milk the judges for an extra half a point. It's an authentic gesture of stoke, right? And all that looking back at the cameraman to make sure he got the shot must also be genuine expressions of stoke, right?

Right...?

Anyway, nice barrels.

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Rabbits68 Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 3:00pm

No doubting his skill & commitment, some very sic pits scored by that dood for sure.

Claiming?!? Yep he nailed a few of them too. However, there's far worse things going on in modern surfing these days IMO. Like the blatant sharing/exposing of lesser known surf locations via the internet & social media (clearly not referring to DP).

Ahhh well, carry on regardless..........

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dandandan Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 3:02pm

Come on Stu.. everybody knows that you can't go on an Indo surf trip these days without a dedicated camera person on the beach, a go pro in the mouth and another in the hand of your mate in the channel. Even kooks like me wearing a minimum of three Go Pros at any given time. Including on the drive to the beach.

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Pigdog2 Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 3:36pm

I caught a wave....I surfed the wave...I looked to the camera....The cameraman gave me the thumbs up....Everyone will see how great I am.....

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jasper99 Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 4:01pm

Whats with claiming rather than connecting through to the other 75% of the wave? From my experience it's a pretty long wave........still I would probably have a claim if I got some of those waves

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Sickaz Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 6:06pm

To claim like that once is just acceptable, to do it over and over again in that palms up can you believe how amazing I am style totally detracts from the wave he's just ridden and makes him look like well, a complete tosser.

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 6:24pm

Agreed.

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 6:24pm

I think the thing about claims in free surfing is people who are doing it are looking for attention its a way of saying with body language, hey look at me did you see what i just did?.

When its every wave its like them saying look at me look at me…then it makes me think are you surfing for yourself or are you surfing to try to prove something to others?

Don't know maybe I'm a bit old school.

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bobhawke Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 6:38pm

his tube or tubes..... he can claim as he damn well pleases. This claim however is a tad brazzo?

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goofyfoot Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 7:08pm

He does get some smoking tubes but that hand raising is just fucken yuck. Keep em down!

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Blowin Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 9:12pm

" Are you not entertained?!"

Don't know if you can go much further than the grower without plowing reef.

Ridiculous , heavy pits .

Waves that could injure you severely.

But those claims made me ill .....and I've hooted myself after a tube before.

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Mr Wax Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 10:52pm

Pretty good but pretty normal barrels for deserts . Imagine if every body in the water was claiming there barrels . Non surfers would start to think surfers are such wankers . Or are people who claim really are wankers . maybe it was his first desert experience and he thought he was the only one who could surf the grower . Maybe he was on mushies , now that would explain it .

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crip Saturday, 10 Oct 2015 at 11:32pm

Brazzo wanker. Surfs hard, wanks harder.

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caml Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 2:56am

Gordo has been towed into some huge waves like code red teahupoo , maybe nazare ? I don't know anything else about him but he is experienced in surf way beyond most human .

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evosurfer Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 8:08am

Johnny boy gomes claimed almost every wave he caught nobody said nuthin
about him. But to blatantly claim like that is just plain embarrassing.

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goofyfoot Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 10:55am

Jbg also punched chicks in the head. The blokes a bigger fuckhead than this turkey

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memlasurf Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 3:39pm

If you said anything to Johnny Boy he would punch you and call his Hawaiian thug mates to finish you off. The guy was borderline psychotic.

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crustt Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 9:12am

Maybe there were so many other guys surfing with him also getting filthy pits it was the only way they could pick him out in the edit. Show Pony.

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wellymon Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 5:30pm

The most classic claiming on SN, goes to Norchick claiming she is a Wanker!

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davetherave Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 9:03pm

i can see where u r all coming from and maybe the camera craze is the priority now.
But stoke is a big thing. growing up in shitty waves, getting injured and maybe not surfing again, and then getting a wave that gives u a buzz- fuck thats some serious human high going on there.
in my day it was a hoot and stroke of the wave to say thanks- look back into the barrel to show appreciation.
but now, i think the stoke is surpassed by the stroke-of the ego. 15 mins of fame, warhol has a lot to answer for, or was warthog or goodvibes-yes it was bloody captain astronomical- hedonist.

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wally Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 10:43pm

Hey, come on folks. Why all the censorious, knitting circle, sourness? Surfing is fun. If somebody wants to wave their arms around in pleasure, they should bloody well go for it. Treating other people courteously in the surf is an ethical issue. Waving your arms around after a good one is not.
It's the froth! It is the sea of joy, isn't it. If there is a bit of 'look at me' in it, well who cares. Just have a great day. Unloose the pursed lips of disapproval and enjoy.

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zenagain Sunday, 11 Oct 2015 at 11:16pm

Walls, If i got a barrel like the second one in that clip, I'd do the hands-up, kiss the sky, followed by the shoot from the hip straight into the double handed ball sack grab and round it off with a couple of fist pumps:)

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davetherave Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 12:48am

man, love to see you on the dance floor zen, but yeah i thought he was just stoked and surprised he survived.

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dangler Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 12:08pm

You can imagine what a punish this guy would be like to 'share' waves with ....

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udo Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 12:20pm

Set Eddie Blackwell onto the fucker.

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caml Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 12:58pm

Teahupoo code red didn't seem to hurt him . Hows eddie going now udo ? Behaving? Haha

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caml Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 1:09pm

A quick Google of felipe cesarano shows he is a real big wave surfer with pictures at giant nazare chopes etc etc . Brazilians are well known for claiming & I've seen far bigger claims than his . I wouldn't worry about it

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memlasurf Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 3:43pm

Yeah caml just look at the current French contest. Jadson just goes nuts he is claiming before the wave is even finished - and it was a very average wave - and the guy has zero style.

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Anto Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 3:09pm

worst style on tour by a mile, it is stressing to watch

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zenagain Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 5:16pm

Jadson claimed for a good paddle out. I think he also claimed for a well executed duckdive:) I'm not sure what I was seeing but I think he even claimed a claim too.

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rooftop Monday, 12 Oct 2015 at 11:47pm

That comment deserves a claim.

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saltman Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 10:26am

If your barrel isn't captured on film did it really happen?
Just to be sure you can make a happy dance at the end

I wonder if he is doing a happy dance at end of barrels when there is no one watching?

BTW great surfing

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mikehunt207 Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 11:38am

What a shame to ruin such good tuberiding with that show of self felation , gordo must be a brazillian me thinks? The claim should actually reduce points scored turning thoses 10,s into 7,s on the hunt scale anyhow

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udo Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 1:53pm

The knob even has "GORDO" tattooed around his right calf.

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memlasurf Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 2:02pm

Tossa on the other?

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caml Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 3:32pm

Meanwhile gordos getting tubed xxl & we have a thread to try discredit him . Losers

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Anto Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 5:12pm

spot on mate

The internet.......

No one even knows the guy and people are calling him wanker, tosser.... Sure most people actually doesn't really mean it I hope

Might as well go and join the stab mag comment section

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top-to-bottom-bells Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 5:14pm

Why does someone's sporting prowess make them immune from all judgement?Are you unable to seperate the person from their actions??

Just like Warney gets excused of all his bogan behaviour "because he can bowl" this guy gets excused his blatant conceit "because he can get tubed".

Sorry, don't buy it.

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Anto Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 5:26pm

I agree with what you say but all that you can see in the video is the guy raising his arms, nothing else...

Not sure why people get so annoyed, it actually doesn't hurt anyone (he is the one that may LOOK like a fool and I'm sure he doesn't give a shit)

Warney, well we know a bit more about him don't we.

No point really in this discussion so I'm off

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caml Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 3:36pm

Hopefully you feel better for writing him off from behind the keyboard . Tall poppy ! Cut him down ! Well the waves are going to get better soon so I can leave yous to it .Goodluck with the gordo payouts

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udo Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 5:20pm

Hey the bloke fucking charges they were bullshit heavy pits ...no ones written him off....just his stare at the camera claiming antics that grate me.

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caml Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 5:31pm

No ones written him off udo ! Good thats all im concerned about haha

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fitzroy-21 Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 5:41pm

To me it looked like a few different waves from different sessions, I could be wrong, but maybe they were his best one or two from each sesh.

If I had got any of them I may have made a claim (or a no claim claim) as I would be pretty fucken stoked myself.

It's really just a edit of all the best claims. Who cares....I'd be happy with just one of those pits ATM.

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caml Tuesday, 13 Oct 2015 at 5:43pm

Back in the mid / late 90s I lived in g.land for a few years and lots of Brazilians came to the camp . Mostly the worst guests but you couldn't defeat the spirit & team mentality . I got used to seeing guys claiming 2ft tubes that weren't even tubes .they were a metre in front of & they're head between the legs poosquatting ! If you haven't seen Brazilians claim before then you are so far out of the game . I mean that was over 15 yrs ago , surely we are all familiar with this by now . AND surfing the grower is crazy heavy & nobody took off down there when I was living there in 03 . I rode my waves thru there plenty but didn't takeoff down there its fucking shallow .

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Eugene Green Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 12:06am

Jeez we're fucken cool cunts arn't we (surfers) . When we experience the absolute pinnacle of our past time- the tube ride. ( I don't need to mention how amazing and unique this rare moment is) we are not allowed to show any emotion! We must act like its no biggie! Like it happens all the time mate. Got a way better one last sesh ayyyy. Fuck yeah I am a cool cunt.
So silly.
So UNcool.
Look at skaters when they land a big trick.
Fishoes when they land a big catch.
Footy players scoring a goal.
Etc, etc, etc.....
Don't hold it in. Let it out. It's good for ya! Ya cool cunts.

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Blowin Sunday, 18 Oct 2015 at 7:23pm

Johnno the bar fly from the footy club was really depressed.

He was fat, acne scarred and balding.

He hated his job, got no respect from anyone and no love from the ladies.

Even his sole mate , old Maxxy , had had enough of him and did nothing but hang shit on him constantly.

He decided he was going to end it all and he'd heard that drowning was a peaceful way to go so he booked a ticket for a pacific cruise on the QE2 with the intention of one final blowout on the piss and then he could simply slide over the railing and disappear forever into the great blue sea.

Johnno was surprised to find himself getting excited about the trip as he strode up the gangway on the day of his departure. It'd been a while since he'd been happy about anything , but since hearing that Kylie Minogue was to be the the guest entertainer for the cruise he couldn't help but feel happy - Kylie had long been his idea of the perfect woman.

The trip was going well as the great ship steamed into the tropics until late one night when the captain was distracted by the beauty of the moonlight on the ocean waves and failed to notice an uncharted reef laying just below the surface directly in the boats path.

The QE2 hit the reef with a lurching crash and a fatal gash was rent in the ships hull.

The boat began to take water immediately. Within minutes she was lying in her watery grave, all souls having gone down with her.

All souls bar two - Johhno from the footy club and Kylie Minogue , whom Johhno had bravely rescued by swimming to safety with the petite superstar clinging tightly to his voluminous gunt.

The currents were strong in that part of the pacific and the two survivors were lucky enough to drift towards the sole speck of land in the huge sea and woke on the beach of an island the next morning.

The island was something of a paradise. Although totally deserted, every requirement to sustain life was available . Abundant fruit and edible plants, many types of tasty animals and a spectacular waterfall providing ample fresh water.

Johhno from the footy club and Kylie Minogue were lucky that the currents that delivered themselves to the island also deposited all kinds of useful items from the shipwreck . From fishing gear to furniture and materials and tools with which to craft a comfortable home .

The two not only survived, but thrived in their new environment. They built a house and a new life together there on their deserted tropical island paradise.

Johhno from the footy club found that the island sun and healthy diet cleaned up his acne and his large beer gunt soon faded away to reveal a shredded physique that Johhno had never dared to dream he would possess. His moods and self esteem improved amazingly.

This was aided immensely by the unconditional love that was now showered on him by the beautiful Kylie Minogue, who had fallen hard for Johhno from the footy club since he'd saved her life on the fateful night of the shipwreck and become the type of man that she had never imagined existed all throughout her years of living amongst the rats and scum of the show business industry.

Kylie doted on Johhno in every way possible, satisfying his each and every desire to the best of her immense abilities.

So it was that Johhno from the footy club woke one fine morning to realise that he had everything that a humble Aussie guy could wish for.

Well almost everything...

Something was missing, it began to play on his mind even as the delectable Kylie Minogue massaged his member with her talented mouth as was her habit every morning.

Kylie realised something was amiss and asked Johnno what was the matter. Was it her ? She just loved Johhno so much and would do anything - anything at all - to make him happy.

Johhno said that there was in fact one thing she could do but he was a bit embarrassed to ask . Kylie insisted, anything to make her King content.

So it was that Johhno built a replica of the bar at the footy club and got Kylie to dress as one of the boys, complete with mullet cut hair and tomato sauce stains on the front of her flanno and to lean against the bar and look surprised as Johhno strolled towards her.

Remembering the script Johhno had provided , Kylie slapped Johhno on the back and said " Johnno ! How the fuck are ya , ya fat fuck ? What's been happening ? "

A large smile spread across the face of Johhno from the footy club.

" Aagh, Maxxy, old mate, you would not believe who I've been fucking....Kylie Minogue !"

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Craig Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 1:59pm

Ha, great yarn!

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goofyfoot Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 10:04am

Funny yarn Blowin, those claims are still pretty rank though.
Also, Gordo has put the footage out there for the public to see, so people are free to judge it however they want.
He's the one getting bullshit barrels in 1ft of water, so I don't think he'd be too concerned what gets written on here about his claiming

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mikehunt207 Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 10:46am

I,m not saying that wasnt an incredible tuberiding display and some in very heavy barrels so perhaps even one excited display of throwing his arms up would be natural but fist pump after pump and claim after claim staring at his camera boy was just a bit crook to watch, would,ve been the same if he had fallen flat on his face after coming out of each tube , just a style thing rather than a skill thing. Never saw Lopez claim a tube , perfect form

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 10:49am

....and I think what Blowin is saying is just do your busines and get on with it. When you've got it good there's no point bragging to your mates or urgently checking to see if the cameraman got the shot.

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memlasurf Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 1:53pm

Yes that is the gist I got out of it as well. Good yarn couldn't work out where it was going until the the very end. Good fun.

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zenagain Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 4:09pm

Me either Mem, I thought she was going to say that he could do her in the bum.

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caml Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 2:07pm

It surprises me because I didn't notice what the guy was doing . Had no idea he looked at the camera . Only getting involved here do I read what he did was unapproved . Alls I saw was the wave over & over . Mind surfing it maybe . Mostly I studied the wave & memories of riding waves down there and its scariness . Its not as freaky as one palm mind you but very deadly down the end where you pull off . Theres rocks that signal the complete finish of the ride . Waves behind the one you ride are worrying . Many have come close to drowning down there because of the current holding them stationary and ten ft swell detonating in craggy shallow reef in front of a cliff .

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davetherave Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 2:28pm

blowin-legendary.

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wally Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 7:59pm

OK, there can be no arm movement indicating enjoyment. I get that now.
I still need some advice.
Obviously, smiling broadly to yourself is entirely out of the question.
But can I sneak a small grin, if I've got my head tucked down?

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stunet Wednesday, 14 Oct 2015 at 8:04pm

The knitting circle meets tonight, we'll discuss the matter and get back to you tomorrow, Wal.