If only the forecast was an April fools joke

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Craig Brokensha (Craig)

Victorian Surf Forecast by Craig Brokensha (issued Friday April 1st)

Best Days: Selected spots for the desperate on the Surf Coast Monday morning, Tuesday afternoon for the keen all locations

Features of the Forecast (tl;dr)

  • Easing SW swell all weekend with strong SE winds tomorrow, fresh SE Sun
  • SE windswell all weekend, smaller Sun
  • Easing SE windswell Mon with light W/SW tending fresh SW winds
  • Small, inconsistent, mid-period W/SW swell building Tue easing slowly Wed
  • Light W/NW tending light SE winds Tue, fresher S/SE tending SE Wed

Recap

A good kick in size yesterday though destroyed by strong S/SE winds while this morning the surf is easing and winds are around to the SE, not ideal at all.

This weekend and next week (Apr 2 - 8)

A deep and powerful low is currently strengthening further off the southern NSW coast, squeezing against a strong high that’s slowly muscling in from the Bight, to our west. This is bringing strong winds from the south-eastern quadrant and with the low due to retrograde to the south-west and west (closer towards us while weakening) through the weekend, it’ll continue to bring poor winds.

Strong, gusty SE breezes are due tomorrow with a mix of easing mid-period SW swell and localised SE windswell, still fresh on Sunday but with no size or power left. The Mornington Peninsula will be easing from 3-4ft tomorrow with 2-3ft junky waves on the Surf Coast, smaller and 2-3ft to the east Sunday with 2ft of SE windswell to the west.

On Monday winds will shift around to the W/SW and then strengthen from the SW as we fall under the backside of the low but swell wise there’ll be nothing of note left. The Surf Coast may see early W/NW winds but with a weak, easing 1-2ft of SE windswell.

As touched on in the previous updates, the strength, breadth and size of the strong high moving in from the Bight will put a block across our main swell windows resulting in no significant swells into next week.

A small and very inconsistent, mid-period W/SW swell is due to build through Tuesday, peaking Wednesday. This has and is still being generated by a relatively weak but persistent though distant mid-latitude frontal progression south-west of Western Australia.

The Surf Coast isn’t expected to see any major size with infrequent 2ft+ sets possible on the magnets Tuesday afternoon and Wednesday morning, with the Mornington Peninsula picking up 3-4ft+ surf. Winds will favour the Surf Coast Tuesday morning with a light W/NW breeze (tiny in the morning), shifting light SE into the afternoon, with the beaches east of Melbourne being the pick. Wednesday looks poor as a trough brings a stronger S/SE breeze.

Another high will move in behind the trough on Wednesday, shifting winds to the E/SE through Thursday and Friday. Swell wise, another weak mid-period W/SW swell is due Friday but below the size on Tuesday/Wednesday’s.

Longer term small, weak mid-period W/SW swells look to persist into next weekend and early the following week but we’ll review this next week. Have a great weekend!

Comments

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rogerdodger Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 9:46am

Can someone throw us a freakin' bone here?

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Craig Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 9:47am

Paging Nick!

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Nick Bone Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 1:27pm

I throw my self off a cliff in sacrifice for you rogedawg. And for the rest of Vic.

Remember me, as a idiot…

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anthony.olsen Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 11:01am

Word has it that Urbnsurf invested in artificial weather tech as a part of their last round of funding.

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Dx3 Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 1:38pm

Does anyone ever imagine for a moment that things completely switched the other way and we had day after day after day of NW winds and SW swells instead of the current shit show? I have a couple of times but the pain is too much

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Mr.Tee on a lon... Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 2:08pm

Will the Bells Beach surfing competition have to be moved to the Wave Pool ? ;-P

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Age Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 2:11pm

This is entire double dip La Nina period has been an April Fools joke Craig.

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euchat Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 4:43pm

heard La Nina going until July! What percentage chance does this create of easterly winds and no swell until August?

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magiclands Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 7:27pm

Might take up golf.

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bluediamond Friday, 1 Apr 2022 at 7:40pm

haha. Best headline on here i've seen for a while.
Feeling for you Vicco brothers and sisters.
Surfs been pretty much same on WA south coast all summer too. Howling E winds, limited options, enough swell around but basically unsurfable, rippy, wonky shit. Can i blame La Nina for this shit over here too?? At least it was clean today...and 1 foot.
Was the same last summer too, but this one even worse. Haven't had such a bad run of surf in my life. Anyway, sorry for jumping the fence....just needed to share the same pain!!!!!!! ha.

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 3 Apr 2022 at 2:16pm

Always cool to hear of the south coast WA :)

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bluediamond Sunday, 3 Apr 2022 at 2:58pm

I'll try to be a bit more positive next time for ya VJ! ;-)

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Nick Bone Sunday, 3 Apr 2022 at 2:06pm

South Channel finally carked it!?

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Stok Sunday, 3 Apr 2022 at 7:59pm

Happened before, it'll be back.

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 3 Apr 2022 at 2:27pm

At least I have hobbies.

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tango Sunday, 3 Apr 2022 at 10:47pm

Lucky I just escaped for epic waves elsewhere or I'd be a basket case.