GOATS any goats i can't think of? Local goats maybe?

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SA Wetdog started the topic in Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 8:37pm

So a few bored weeks at home as a result of the kids having covid and now me a week and a bit later testing positive has given me more screen time than ever. Its honestly fucked with my head especially after the run of 5 months without swell.
I keep hearing the word GOAT in relation to Kelly, true and well deserved!

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SA Wetdog Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 8:43pm

I didn't word that anywhere near how I wanted to, sorry. Other goats imo Eminem, Michael Jordan, Tiger (Woods not Tiger king)

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Jamyardy Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 8:56pm

Robbie Naish.

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seeds Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 9:07pm

Eminem? You’re tripping

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lostdoggy Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 9:17pm

Depends what filters you apply.
Name a better white man trailer park rapper.

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seeds Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 9:33pm

Ninja from Die Antwoord. Accent works. Eminem nah. Crackling white boy voice no flow. Old school for me.

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Rabbits68 Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 9:34pm

Would've loved to have seen Eminem live in his prime in a small venue. Definitely one for the time machine.

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velocityjohnno Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 9:41pm

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seeds Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 9:42pm

Goat nominee for sure

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Rabbits68 Thursday, 14 Apr 2022 at 10:48pm

I've posted this clip several times on SN over the years for various reasons. Seems only appropriate to give it another run in this thread. They get my vote every day of the week.

Unless your gonna crank it up really loud, don't bother....

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truebluebasher Friday, 15 Apr 2022 at 8:25am

Wot do ya call a Grom Goat..." Billy the Kid "

Translation of annoying Goat Sound ..."I could'a won that if it wasn't for..."

(Goats keep saying that & we keep blaming ourselves over wot was it again!)

Back in tbb's day we had plenty of Scape Goats that the world still overlook.
Our fellow Qldurr Goat Queen Liz holds WR for World Records
This is just a warm up.

Longest Serving Goat...all tennis Goats combined can't serve longer than our Queen.
Oldest serving Goat ... all tennis Goats combined can't survive longer at the top of their game.
Oldest Top Chook / Goat thingy...ain't none tougher than this old bird.
Oldest Bossy Goat...can't argue with that.
Most Wealthy Goat...Queen prints her own money in 45 countries.
Float yer own Goat Boat ...Queen rocks a Royal flotilla of 670 goat boats
Happy birthday to me Goat...Queen has 6 different Oz birthdays & a dozen more wherever whenever!
Queen has world's best Stamp collection...$200m > 1 stamp alone is worth $3.5m
[ Fact Check ] Queen's collection is worth shit without elusive $15m British Guiana 1cent Stamp. Oh!

Goat Worship...Queen's Image on UK Money / Stamps has remained "unchanged" for over 50 years
Drool on that...you wannabe Goat Gromz.

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truebluebasher Friday, 15 Apr 2022 at 10:04am

Queen of Queanbeyan is another exceptional old school goat.

Sports Illustrated / New Yorker : "The Best Sportswoman of all time."
NSW : Heather Blundell / McKay AO MBE Squash Champ only ever lost 2 matches in 1960/1962
Yeah! That good, that you gotta rate her career by losses as she was undefeated from 1962-81.
Heather could only win whatever title there was...eg: Just bring it...done...next....next....& on & on.
British Open : 1962-77 Consecutive 15x (1968 Final without dropping a point)
Oz Champ: 1960-73 Consecutive 14x
World Champ : 1976 Oz + 1979 UK (These being the only 2 World Events)
1981 (Goat) Retired age 40 -(nearly 20 years undefeated)
1980's Canada snapped her up to Teach Pro Squash players.

Masters
Over 45 years Titles x 2
Over 50 years Titles x 2

Ok! So it's just a chick playing Squash?
Not so!
Squash was massive in the '70's many towns had courts...tbb often played @ School Squash.
Pretty much on par with other Competition sports...plenty of blokes / families into 70's squash.

Not only that...Whole of Oz saw & knew what an elite Sportswoman Heather was...never questioned!
Heather typifies a rare breed that actually really do present larger than life.

The woman is 9 stone / 5ft 6' but she easily passes for a 10ft tall Olympian...just look at her physique!
Check these old photos to see how we 70's gromz saw Heather...easily 6 Weet Bix + 6 spoons of Milo
http://www.squashsite.co.uk/heather_mckay.htm
We young Gromz had to aspire to this goddess..as base sports level or be branded a sissy...bloody hell!
Heather raised the bar alright...Gromz today won't see it that way...but ya can't get around #1 goat.

Here's wot Heather got up to in her spare time...or days off!

1967 /1971 - Heather was a member of Oz Hockey Team (Huge Oz chix Sport)

1979 US Amateur Racquetball Champ
1980/81/84 US Pro Racquetball Champ (3x)
1980/82-85 Canada Racquetball Champ (5x)
1997 USA Racquetball Hall of Fame

Credit Wikipedia
Check out Helen's Oz Awards...too many to list..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_McKay

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Rabbits68 Friday, 15 Apr 2022 at 3:00pm
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Scotland the brave, hey Rab C Nesbitt?

Haha! Had to Google it. Missed that comedy series. Worthy? BTW well spliced there CBG!

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velocityjohnno Friday, 15 Apr 2022 at 6:46pm

Possibly the greatest video game of the last 2 decades. I can't really prepare you for this.

Protips: if you head butt the petrol bowser, the whole petrol station will explode and you will be launched hundreds of metres into the air. If you lick the helicopter you will attach yourself and be flung around it's loop in the air like an elastic band.

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Rabbits68 Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 9:55pm
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Add that show to a long list Australia never got to experience, Rab.

As for bands, are there any from the golden age of true working class so-called Aussie pub rock that haven't got any overseas lineage?

An exception doesn't prove the rule.

You've got me there CBG. The depth of my musical knowledge related to such things is pretty limited. That would require some research on my part. What have you got?

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Rabbits68 Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 9:59pm

The greatest "last two minutes in a VFL/AFL grand final" of all time?

This would have to be a serious contender surely.....

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SA Wetdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 10:54pm

Great comments! I'm gonna show my age and where I grew up and music preference here but I'm saying Hilltop Hoods the goat of there genre a close second bliss n esso

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SA Wetdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 10:56pm

Then drapht, then funkoars

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SA Wetdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 10:56pm

Then drapht, then funkoars

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SA Wetdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 10:56pm

Then drapht, then funkoars

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SA Wetdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 11:38pm

Please explain constance b above my head mate!

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SA Wetdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 11:38pm

Please explain constance b above my head mate!

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SA Wetdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2022 at 11:39pm

Sorry u were talking to above.

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dazzler Sunday, 17 Apr 2022 at 6:07am

Beaver Menzies & Cliff Lyons... GOAT half / backrower combination.

Go Manly!!

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Supafreak Monday, 18 Apr 2022 at 12:24pm

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SA Wetdog Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 12:07am

Fuck all y'all! Eminem is the goat! If 50 says so than that is it! If you're 60 and disagree get fucked! Eminem is the goat

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seeds Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 1:08am

What a very sad comment. No white boy is the GOAT. No one that young is the GOAT.
ps Supa that is peculiar. I’d love to see some footage of that piece of engineering.

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blackers Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 12:05pm

Famous in our family for the misheard lyrics by our youngest..."Goats on the road"

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SA Wetdog Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 7:34pm

Hey seeds, no need to get racist mate. Its 2022 u can't just call someone a white boy these days! It's just not on and I'm very offended!
Fitty cent said Eminem is the goat!
Too young to be a goat? Is Kelly too young to be a goat? Pretty much same age!
Chuck ya gofer in 4wd and put the umbrella up when ya leave the club this evening

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seeds Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 10:55pm

Racist?
Eminem was in nappies when the potential GOATS were starting the musical phenomenon. Guess what dipshit? There wasn’t a white pecker to be seen numnuts.

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seeds Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 11:08pm
blackers wrote:

Famous in our family for the misheard lyrics by our youngest..."Goats on the road"

Mate I have never even heard of them. Was singing Goats on the Road in my head a bit today. Haha. Couple of pics from a few years ago
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sypkan Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 11:32pm

only a racist seedy cunt would overlook vanilla ice...

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sypkan Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 11:33pm

no goat, but definitely a pecker

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seeds Sunday, 16 Oct 2022 at 11:37pm

Haha finally a come back. Cheers

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seeds Monday, 17 Oct 2022 at 1:41am

SA Wetdog. I was going to mention a few old school rappers. Thought first of Big Daddy Kane. Went to YouTube and found this new stuff of his old stuff. I think most would like this these days. What do you think?

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seeds Monday, 17 Oct 2022 at 1:48am

Here’s the original film clip.


What really strikes me is the parallel to real life. How we were all Soo Kool back then and now we really are cool with some retrospect and knowledge.

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seeds Monday, 17 Oct 2022 at 1:51am

PS except that Conservative Indo
He became his father way too early!!!