Take the Father in law fishing - a Haiku

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Blowin started the topic in Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 1:30pm

Another damn snag

Tie another fucking rig

I need a cold beer

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 1:30pm

Bream San

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 1:42pm

Small waves on the shore

Fulfill familial duties

Happiness is the reward

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stunet commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 1:46pm

No more getting wet
No more catching a damn cold
Bream ten bucks a kilo

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:10pm

Daddy San nags hard

Easier to acquiesce

Life is much simpler

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thermalben commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 1:52pm

I can't fish for shit
But I want to teach my son
I will ask his Mum

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stunet commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:03pm

We know he will show
It's just a matter of time
Till Freeride drops by

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:06pm

A Wise man once say

A haiku every day

Keeps the doctor away

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:09pm

Freeride loves very much

The impact of words and speech

They enrich his world

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stunet commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:15pm

Never have I counted
Every fucking syllable
This shit is hard

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stunet commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:16pm

....yeah yeah yeah, that one's wrong. I'm freeing myself from this haiku prison.

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:18pm

Small swells don't entice

Recline on lounge in comfort

View Peaky Blinders

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stunet commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 2:51pm

Saturday was bigger
Yesterday was bloody fun
Haiku this sucker

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batfink commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 3:02pm

That's very fine Stunet
I'll be down your way tomoz
At the cliff, ten-ish.

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batfink commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 3:04pm

Fishing is for summer
Winter begs a fine, cold surf
Put the hooks away

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batfink commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 3:05pm

Captcha annoys muchly
Now it's not even asking
Who can know what gives

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thermalben commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 3:13pm

Argh! Technology
Always getting in the way
Might go back to Fax

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Ash commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 3:14pm

Fishing farking sucks
Take him out surfing instead
He'll love you for it

Maybe, maybe not
It maybe the end of him
Good luck there Blowin

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 3:18pm

Un fucking real Stu

Sik pits sucking super sick

I'm Jealous as fuck

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freeride76 commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 3:17pm

On the rocks in the dark
jewfish in the car\
now surf

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udo commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 4:30pm

Nice wave......What are you riding there Mr Nettle...PCC ?

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Dale -Cooper commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 4:36pm

5, 7, 5

"Don't try", Bukowski

said. Yoda: "There is no try!"

This haiku sits where?

“The dog leg. That dog had four legs. One you found in my trunk. The other three went out with the information you're thinking about right now. Two people you don't want coming around here if anything bad happens to me.”

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Shatner'sBassoon commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 4:53pm

Somewhere in the Notchya region? The Gooch Gulch? Twitter-sphere*?

Here ya go, haiku-hipsters:

Stu rides a real wave!

Others only surf Swellnet

Where truth matters not!

(* twitter: in-between the twat and the shitter)

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stunet commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 4:55pm

Yep. PCC, 5'9"/5'11" asymm, red.

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goofyfoot commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 4:58pm

Udo wrecks the haiku
For he not Japanese man
He just likes talk surf

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goofyfoot commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 5:00pm

Ps. I'm real shit at these

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 6:07pm

Udo transcends all

Pure surf talk no more no less

Like him I aspire

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Dale -Cooper commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 6:30pm

Don't like it Shatner? Here you go, dude. Some real poetry from an unnamed 'real' poet. Apparently.

Let's break the parameters. Rage against the dying of the light!

Arse licking-ly grateful for Rupe's slippery polls
Totally enamored of Queen Rinehart's holes
Manfully kissing the ring of George Pell
Tony Abbott is back, baby! Welcome to HELL.

“The dog leg. That dog had four legs. One you found in my trunk. The other three went out with the information you're thinking about right now. Two people you don't want coming around here if anything bad happens to me.”

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Shatner'sBassoon commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 6:31pm

You plagiarising bastard, Cooper!

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 8:14pm

Shatner equals Dale

Dale equals Talking Turkey

TT equals dung

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Shatner'sBassoon commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 8:30pm

You forgot Herc, Blowie, you bullshittin', switch-hittin', golden gloves smitten, Garden of Eden hillbilly you.

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Blowin commented Thursday, 27 Jul 2017 at 8:40pm

Occy @ G land in filthy habits . Check it out you heathen

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Shatner'sBassoon commented Friday, 28 Jul 2017 at 9:30am

On mute, mutant