Tranquil Sanctuary + Happy Wife = Happy Life
Always give them a morning kiss.... Always give them a kiss goodnight.... If they cook you a meal, doing the dishes always helps (without being asked)........ It aint rocket science, welly ;) Stay tuned for more handy hints on how to wet the ferret :p
Nice respect and morals there Sheepio.
Dishes are a must.
Can't forget the tranquility listening to the sounds of nature in the bush, Hanging out the washing in the nude;)
Even cooking dinner for all, always puts you up on the pedestal.
Picking her up from a hard days work in the family car, in the nude;)
Ferrets..?
What would Dr Phil say boys?
floyd wrote:What would Dr Phil say boys?
I'm more of a Jerry Springer man.... lol
Welly - the trouser ferret :p
Jerry springer the movie, one of my favourites, I loved the way he took the piss on himself
Always put her first and never forget the small things.
Make her laugh. Women love that.
The seven habits of highly irritating husbands.
Food for thought here fellas.
http://www.woogsworld.com/2012/01/seven-habits-of-highly-irritating.html
...fuck her gently
mostly
And look like you're listening to her shite & shit.
Word.
Princesses like it gentle SB, not my type.
Put Mrs Welly & Sheepy on guys ..... just want to ask them how far off the mark you are.
There was a joke on the web some time back of a picture of a mathematical formula totalling covering a massive blackboard with the heading something like the art of making a woman happy. Pretty hard us mere males knowing the answer to that question when the answer changes day by day, hour to hour, minute to minute.
Floyd, I could put the mrs on... But then some smartarse would just say, "hey dawg, you're just pretending it's ya missus ya bullshit artist" lol
"Fuck her gently"....... Maaaaaaate....... Ya gotta have a full repertoire..... Gentle when it calls for it... Or cheeky, rough, dominating, loving, submissive, dirty.... Bit like surfing really.... Gotta be able to perform in all conditions, and deliver what the judge is looking for in those conditions.... And she's the judge ;)
Six minute rule fellas. Give two minutes of undivided attention in the morning, two minutes at lunch, two minutes at dinner.
God I sound like a dick writing that, the worst kind of male chauvinist, when the truth is I have an unreal relationship based on equal say and equal share. But the six minute rule is the barest minimum for those days when I can't help being a selfish prick.
Here's a question for ya. Do you honestly think women are posting on a women's forum right this minute on how to make their man happy!! Highly fecking doubt it as they couldn't give a feck and they're more interested in shopping online websites than they are posting about how to make their man happy.
Although I do like Stu's six minute rule above.
If she's the judge Sheepy, I'm in combo land.
Sometimes, if the conditions are right though, I'll score a perfect ten.
I think the six minute rule is quite doable too Don.
I'm pretty lucky, my sweetie and I get on pretty well and she puts up with a lot from me.
I don't care too much about online shopping luckily. Good day yesterday, only three parcels delivered.
zenagain wrote:If she's the judge Sheepy, I'm in combo land. Sometimes, if the conditions are right though, I'll score a perfect ten.
...and then you claim it like Adriano, right?
Only at the pub;)
donweather wrote:Here's a question for ya. Do you honestly think women are posting on a women's forum right this minute on how to make their man happy!! Highly fecking doubt it as they couldn't give a feck and they're more interested in shopping online websites than they are posting about how to make their man happy.
Although I do like Stu's six minute rule above.
Darn right there DW
stunet wrote:Six minute rule fellas. Give two minutes of undivided attention in the morning, two minutes at lunch, two minutes at dinner.
God I sound like a dick writing that, the worst kind of male chauvinist, when the truth is I have an unreal relationship based on equal say and equal share. But the six minute rule is the barest minimum for those days when I can't help being a selfish prick.
From what I hear, Stu, 6 minutes is a major accomplishment.... keep working on it, mate ... ;p
floyd wrote:donweather wrote:Here's a question for ya. Do you honestly think women are posting on a women's forum right this minute on how to make their man happy!! Highly fecking doubt it as they couldn't give a feck and they're more interested in shopping online websites than they are posting about how to make their man happy.
Although I do like Stu's six minute rule above.
Darn right there DW
Ohhh donny donny donny..... Floyd Floyd Floyd.......... They have a whole "feckn" wall of magazines in the newsagents dedicated to that topic..... "How to turn him on".... " re invigorate your love life"....
Anyway, they got the candy..... We want the candy.......
Tranquil sanctuary sounds nice welly, but i'm guessing you got no gannets squarking around the joint demanding food and attention and sibling rivalry to deal with.
I just built the missus a panic room for the above scenarios.
I agree with many of the posts above. I find with the missus that the griefometer and the blowjometer are increasingly linked.
If I dont pull my weight when I'm home with the kids and chores the darkometer switches mode to greifometer, if the grief ometer is in the red so is blowjometer.
If ya missus catches ya pervin at another chick never tell her the old "it dosnt matter where I get my appetite from luv, I'll always eat at home" line. Goes down like a cup of cold fat.
"If ya missus catches ya pervin at another chick never tell her the old "it dosnt matter where I get my appetite from luv, I'll always eat at home" line. Goes down like a cup of cold fat."
We might underachieve in many areas,but we,re all experts at the sly perv ha ha ha ha haaaa.
Sheepdog wrote:floyd wrote:donweather wrote:Here's a question for ya. Do you honestly think women are posting on a women's forum right this minute on how to make their man happy!! Highly fecking doubt it as they couldn't give a feck and they're more interested in shopping online websites than they are posting about how to make their man happy.
Although I do like Stu's six minute rule above.
Darn right there DW
Ohhh donny donny donny..... Floyd Floyd Floyd.......... They have a whole "feckn" wall of magazines in the newsagents dedicated to that topic..... "How to turn him on".... " re invigorate your love life"....
Anyway, they got the candy..... We want the candy.......
Magazines? WTF are they? No one actually reads fecking printed media these days mate!!!
donweather wrote:Sheepdog wrote:floyd wrote:donweather wrote:Here's a question for ya. Do you honestly think women are posting on a women's forum right this minute on how to make their man happy!! Highly fecking doubt it as they couldn't give a feck and they're more interested in shopping online websites than they are posting about how to make their man happy.
Although I do like Stu's six minute rule above.
Darn right there DW
Ohhh donny donny donny..... Floyd Floyd Floyd.......... They have a whole "feckn" wall of magazines in the newsagents dedicated to that topic..... "How to turn him on".... " re invigorate your love life"....
Anyway, they got the candy..... We want the candy.......Magazines? WTF are they? No one actually reads fecking printed media these days mate!!!
Well i'd take it "new idea" and "womens weekly" would have online editions..
The simple things in life are important.