Submitted by lom on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:22
A Realsurf staple-( sorry Priddes for the plagarism)
No surf today but off to Vicco tomorrow for the weekend so heres hoping!
Gary G commands his own orbit. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve felt it’s gravitational pull.
I’m not sure how many G’s i was pulling before I blacked out , but I woke up becalmed and serene, with a spring in my step like a great weight had been lifted.
Then there was also the small matter of the fresh hundred dollar bill in my pocket .....a bit of sugar on top of the cab fare home.
Now I know what all the fuss is about.
I'm sure Gary G doesn't have to pay!
Charlie Sheen : “ I don’t pay hookers for sex - I pay them to leave. “
Off the front page
Ain't no greater force to expose yourself to than the one and only Gary G.
Except perhaps an on-duty member of the police force, depending on whether they're into that thing or not...
Gary had a great surf this morning. Arriving by cover of darkness, as is Gary's style, he found the surf larger than expected, and crowd waaaaaaay lower than expected.
Managed a blissful 90 mins in 4ft+ wedges that were getting steeper and cleaner by the minute as the tide drew out and the wind started to blow offshore. By the end of the surf it was pumping, with the crowd within Gary's radius peaking at a comfortable Menage a Trois.
Gary hasn't had so much fun in summer since they broadcast a Schwarzenegger movie marathon in the TV off season.
You and me, Gary, ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it* like they do it on the aerobics channel
Gary Schwarzenegger when questioned on the improbable bulge in his wetsuit- “No, it is not a tumour !”
Went for the dawn patrol this morning at the beach where I grew up (& was my local for 20 years before rising rents forced me inland). Only small - waist-high, with a very rare shoulder-high "bomb" - but glassy, beautiful shape, and not another person in sight. Sometimes the world doesn't seem so bad.