All Things Religion Thread

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Balance started the topic in Sunday, 29 Mar 2020 at 2:13pm

Here you go optimist

Not sure my motivation...my instinctive need to stick up for the underdog...my secret desire to be one day honoured rightfully with the role of Forum moderator (expecting a call any day)...

But anyway I couldn't help but read your troubles on another thread...unfortunately I found myself siding with everyone's posts...other than your own...except for the part where you were told you can't post here!

So I put my low IQ mind to coming up with a solution that suits all...and here it is...a safe place if you like

You can post anything you like about your beliefs...and no one has to read it unless they want! Easy peasy...

maybe you could even get Jesus, fat Buddha, Mohammed, and friends to converse in adult conversation here

Solving the world problems, one at a time...call it taking a shovel as a way of moving that mountain

All the best...brother

PS...I actually was born again once, but I grew up, and grew a brain of my own...and realised it was all a load of shit!

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seeds Tuesday, 9 Sep 2025 at 7:41pm
Optimist wrote:

From St Pauls letter to the Ephesians....Chapter 1...verses 5-10...NLT
5 God decided in advance to adopt us into his own family by bringing us to himself through Jesus Christ.
This is what he wanted to do, and it gave him great pleasure.
6 So we praise God for the glorious grace he has poured out on us who belong to his dear Son.
7 He is so rich in kindness and grace that he purchased our freedom with the blood of his Son and forgave our sins.
8 He has showered his kindness on us, along with all wisdom and understanding.
9 God has now revealed to us his mysterious will regarding Christ—which is to fulfill his own good plan.
10 And this is the plan: ...
At the right time, he will bring everything together under the authority of Christ everything in heaven and on earth.

What a load of horse shit
If he so powerful and all knowing why doesn’t he just reveal himself to us all and let us know we’re well fucked if we don’t comply
Why does the creator of everything need to play games by hoping we’ll be interested in your whacko religion to get us in
Why doesn’t he reveal himself to the majority of the rest of the world that follow other gods and say listen here cunts
Why hasn’t he come back yet
Why why why?
You’re totally mental believing this nonsense.
I notice you never put up any of those abhorrent writings of both the books of bullshit
It’s just all glory of god, glorious grace, showering kindness and it’s his plan.
Come on Opti give us some of the abhorrent stuff your god said

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seeds Tuesday, 9 Sep 2025 at 10:09pm

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Optimist Wednesday, 10 Sep 2025 at 5:17am

Are you afraid?...from your responses It seems so,,,
,,,over the years mine and many others biggest attackers have been the ones with the most to fear,,
.Reverential fear is healthy,,,It means we know our place in the scheme of things.,,,
When you boil gold all the rubbish comes to the surface...
then you skim it off...
Whats left is pure,,
,,and I've seem many a man become boiled by God ,,, then He skims him,,,,
and is purified by the blood of Christ,

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seeds Wednesday, 10 Sep 2025 at 11:17am

Afraid, hahaha. Of what? An imaginary hell?
The usual no answers to what is asked from Opti. Just more gobbledegook.

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 10 Sep 2025 at 2:37pm

Test of Amish Faith comes with a warning...severe mental episode.
Please don't watch or read this if you believe in imaginary tales from an eerie lake or some shit!
Doubt if this is gonna remain on YouTube...break the internet or yer minds or God's Heart!
It's so fucked up...makes no sense that her family all gotta do this Amish Suicide test...OMG!
C'mon Kidz lets go Suiciding...gonna be a blast...
Ooopsie...Lake's not deep enough...bummer...Nevermind...try again we will...
Golf Cart Submarine...Sending Frogmen down to the bottom of the Lake...
Some fucked up family holiday camp that is...
Dad : " Just goin' off for a swim...Just Kidding kidz ...'meant suiciding...Right Mum!
Yer So funny Dad!
Cops Arrive...
Yer gonna need Frogmen...Not just any Frogmen but the best ones ya got...coz this is a miracle...Got it!
To seek out a Giant Ungodly Fish gobbling up Hubbie & Gromz...
GOD : "Please Amish Lady! Stop sacrificing yer Family...I'm not worthy of yer Giant Fish Tale!"
https://www.aol.com/articles/unhinged-amish-mom-chilling-confession-2044...

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Optimist Wednesday, 10 Sep 2025 at 3:20pm

And there is a you tube for every search ….no matter how ridiculous.
You just have to be bored enough to hunt them down….
I prefer gardening and fishing when there’s no surf….
My fruit trees are all in flower….
And the native bees are doing their thing….
And as the world descends into chaos….
There is peace in the souls of those who love God.

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seeds Wednesday, 10 Sep 2025 at 5:23pm

Sad thing is TBB, she can repent and get to heaven anyway. Probably because God is one hell of sicko. Just read his words in his two books.

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Richard Cheese Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 at 5:04am
Optimist wrote:

And there is a you tube for every search ….no matter how ridiculous.
You just have to be bored enough to hunt them down….
I prefer gardening and fishing when there’s no surf….
My fruit trees are all in flower….
And the native bees are doing their thing….
And as the world descends into chaos….
There is peace in the souls of those who love God.

Don't bother Optimist the hate in this forum is not worth it.. Australians are just awful now.

I hear you brother. Good on you for trying though..

Proverbs 9:8-12

Do not correct a scoffer, lest he hate you;
Rebuke a wise man, and he will love you.
9 Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be still wiser;
Teach a just man, and he will increase in learning.

10 “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom,
And the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.
11 For by me your days will be multiplied,
And years of life will be added to you.
12 If you are wise, you are wise for yourself,
And if you scoff, you will bear it alone.”

Matthew 13:15

For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed..

Matthew 14:15

Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

2 Timothy 3

But understand this: In the last days terrible times will come. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, without love of good, traitorous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God..

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basesix Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 at 8:18am

I think Australians are great, we are just flawed like everyone else.

(It is cute that you guys who believe that of the 20+ gospels that were written between about 100CE and 600CE, the few that survive and have been bastardised and translated beyond all recognition hold the secrets to solving the problem of the human condition. That that solution is at least as bad as the disease seems lost on you. and you don't even seem to get a giggle out of the fact that 'God' left his word to deteriorate on bits of goatskin in clay pots..

or that Paul had a dogbody called Timothy that was allowed to have a scribble for time to time.. haha.. 'Timothy'.. love it.. he became a Bishop you know..)

anyway, I'm sorry we disappoint you lot so much. Enjoy your day, all : )

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 at 3:16pm

;);)

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 at 5:55pm

“ It’s with a heavy heart that we, the Turning Point USA leadership team, write to notify you that early this afternoon, Charlie went to his eternal reward with Jesus Christ in Heaven… “

^ wow, some kind of ‘reward’ that is …farkn hell !
- good ol modus operandi of make a bunch of shit up to suit yaself

&

“ Jesus defeated death so you could live “
^ a tweet by charlie bird on saturday

(proven wrong much)
- must’ve just been a disciple of dick cheese ;);)

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 at 6:00pm

“ But understand this: In the last days terrible times will come. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, without love of good, traitorous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God.. “

^ hahaha perfect description of the mentality of zionists and israeli settlers

https://youtube.com/shorts/7uL555xWQeE?si=jGuYhGeaL4-ML1F9

- then, & now ;)

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 at 6:10pm

- ooooops ;)

…” lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, abusive…”

https://youtube.com/shorts/9pB14c9c6t8?si=VOu2yYM_P7A4hPuX

- “ unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, without love of good, traitorous “

…..hmmmmm :

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 at 6:12pm

;);)

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Optimist Sunday, 14 Sep 2025 at 6:03am

Don’t be confused by the worlds trash……it’s everywhere…

“Peace I leave with you,
My peace I give to you….
….not as the world gives do I give to you…..
Let not your heart be troubled…
Neither be afraid…”..…. Jesus Christ….John 14:27 NKJV.

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basesix Sunday, 14 Sep 2025 at 9:43am

I'm off to have a squiz at an awesome little church I drove past the other day near Palmer/Birdwood/Tungkilla .. anyone know any SA filmakers looking for an awesome period rural setting with a church/school/hall less than an hour from the cbd..?
https://www.facebook.com/KiteEyePics/videos/st-pauls-lutheran-church-of-...

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 14 Sep 2025 at 9:51am

;);)

& yep …it’s everywhere hahaha :
(take out the trash)

;)

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 14 Sep 2025 at 9:53am

- all things …hidden in plain sight ;)

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seeds Sunday, 14 Sep 2025 at 8:52pm
Optimist wrote:

Don’t be confused by the worlds trash……it’s everywhere…

“Peace I leave with you,
My peace I give to you….
….not as the world gives do I give to you…..
Let not your heart be troubled…
Neither be afraid…”..…. Jesus Christ….John 14:27 NKJV.

Psalm 137:9
“happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
Please put this into context as the word of God.
Sounds like just a human command to rid the world of an entire people. Similar to Duch’s commands in the Killing Fields, although the hard impacty bit were trees in that case.

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basesix Sunday, 14 Sep 2025 at 10:52pm
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Optimist Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 5:56am

Google it dummy……keep reading though….you may actually learn something if you give up hunting for what’s suits your narrative and actually enjoy the history lesson.

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tearymasseuse Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 8:06am

…hahaha
(narrative n history lessin)

- & a history lesson ;);)

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tearymasseuse Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 8:08am

;);)

“…we’ve investigated ourselves and found nothing”

- history lemons ;)

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tearymasseuse Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 8:10am

& all things pedo ;)

- you may actually learn something if you give up hunting for what’s suits your narrative and actually enjoy the history lesson hahaha

…ooooops ;);)

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seeds Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 8:36am

“what suits your narrative”
That’s exactly what you do. Preach the nice stuff, ignore all the heinous shit god commanded. Remember god commanded this in your history lesson. Not a flawed human, the loving god you salivate over.

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seeds Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 8:45am

All things pedo on Four Corners tonight
The Exclusive Brethren cult.
I’ve asked this before but got crickets
Opti, how does your church deal with rape and pedophilia amongst its members?

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tearymasseuse Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 9:52am

…le$$on is more haha
*(& don’t forget to accuse the other side of that which you are guilty)

- just a farked up fantasy armageddon human sacrifice narrative to suit ;)
(imaginary blood ritual covenants shhh)

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tearymasseuse Monday, 15 Sep 2025 at 12:35pm
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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 16 Sep 2025 at 9:45am

… ‘enjoy the history lesson’ hahaha

;);)

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basesix Wednesday, 17 Sep 2025 at 9:26pm

your so-called holy lands are a god-forsaken shithole
of your own manifesting, you have lost your souls.

your ideology and doctrine lies failed and broken -
no-one wants what you're selling.

churches are empty. no-one is coming.

but don't worry. we'll work tirelessly to save you fucking idiots -
it's what people who believe in humanity do.
like the believers before you did. properly.
it's what i've taught my children,
and they're up to to it..
and their children..

it will all be okay
one day.

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basesix Saturday, 20 Sep 2025 at 7:58pm


.
gonna crank this sunday morning
because this music is wonderful.

so is all the cool shit on the 'tunes' thread.

humanity has created wonderful things.
make today a day of watching some brill doco.
be proud, and try your best to make some good calls.

Fight our weaknesses:
waste, tribalism, aggression, belligerence, pride..

embrace our strengths:
creativity, resourcefulness, empathy, being able to peel a mandarin..

love to you all, you beautiful, flawed monkeys.
no-one loves you, but you and those you show love to.

xx

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basesix Saturday, 20 Sep 2025 at 8:26pm

Below is one of the simple stories, that hopes to capture the simple of mind. Relayed to try to stop cunts from cunting. Failed attempt from our sandy clay-pot-wisdom brothers. Turns out, some fuckheads who claim to be 'Christian' have decided that this parable only relates to their peculiar club of 'believers' 'chosen' 'God's children'.. so, so, so, so sad.. no different to any sect, cult, club or cabal.

Those visionaries who wrote stories to TRY desperately to kill the xenophobia in the monkey; to bring those of difference together..

..well, it seems the modern monkey, believer and non-believer alike, has decided that they failed. I'm sure they'd be stoked that they captured the imagination so big, a Gideons in every hotel draw.. but, yeh, they failed. @Opti proves that. The other cheek, forgiveness and understanding. Nup. Just not a thing the Good Word can wring from the monkeys any better than anything else..

Happy Sunday, fellow sea-monkeys!
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The Parable of the Unmerciful Servant:

21 Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? Up to seven times?”

22 Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.[a]

23 “Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants.

24 As he began the settlement, a man who owed him ten thousand bags of gold[b] was brought to him.

25 Since he was not able to pay, the master ordered that he and his wife and his children and all that he had be sold to repay the debt.

26 “At this the servant fell on his knees before him. ‘Be patient with me,’ he begged, ‘and I will pay back everything.’

27 The servant’s master took pity on him, canceled the debt and let him go.

28 “But when that servant went out, he found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred silver coins.[c] He grabbed him and began to choke him. ‘Pay back what you owe me!’ he demanded.

29 “His fellow servant fell to his knees and begged him, ‘Be patient with me, and I will pay it back.’

30 “But he refused. Instead, he went off and had the man thrown into prison until he could pay the debt.

31 When the other servants saw what had happened, they were outraged and went and told their master everything that had happened.

32 “Then the master called the servant in. ‘You wicked servant,’ he said, ‘I cancelled all that debt of yours because you begged me to. 33 Shouldn’t you have had mercy on your fellow servant just as I had on you?’

34 In anger his master handed him over to the jailers to be tortured, until he should pay back all he owed.

35 “This is how my heavenly Father will treat each of you unless you forgive your brother or sister from your heart.”

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Optimist Sunday, 21 Sep 2025 at 5:42am

Tolerant debate was healthy back in the Greek days and should be today.
They would gather regularly in public places and present their cases, their thoughts, their philosophies , their spiritual views.
They even had amphitheatres to do such…..then everyone would go home and ponder.
These days there just seems like anger when someone presents an alternate view to yours. This should not be the case.
Angry protests every weekend from all different sources on all different topics seem commonplace now….
Division globally is being seeded by dark forces but there is hope if you can see through the mist.
“For we don’t wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities and powers, rulers of darkness in this world..spiritual wickedness in high places”
Ephesians 6:12.
As Christian’s, we keep our eyes on the prize.
We see the root cause of global unrest and rather than get frantic, we keep our eyes on Christ…..He said it will all happen and so it is.
Churches now filling again and extending their buildings.
Happy children playing together in the church grounds with parents optimistic of their future with God is so nice to watch.
Christian schools overflowing as parents distance themselves from the “state view”…..freedom of choice should be valued in Australia.
Through all the chaos and division, Gods has an end game.
We are living an apprenticeship…..how is yours going?
Go Greek today and have a healthy respectful debate with someone and value their ideas…….so many of us change our minds on things.
The old saying “ everyone is everyone’s student and everyone is everyone’s teacher” is a good one.