All Things Religion Thread

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Balance started the topic in Sunday, 29 Mar 2020 at 2:13pm

Here you go optimist

Not sure my motivation...my instinctive need to stick up for the underdog...my secret desire to be one day honoured rightfully with the role of Forum moderator (expecting a call any day)...

But anyway I couldn't help but read your troubles on another thread...unfortunately I found myself siding with everyone's posts...other than your own...except for the part where you were told you can't post here!

So I put my low IQ mind to coming up with a solution that suits all...and here it is...a safe place if you like

You can post anything you like about your beliefs...and no one has to read it unless they want! Easy peasy...

maybe you could even get Jesus, fat Buddha, Mohammed, and friends to converse in adult conversation here

Solving the world problems, one at a time...call it taking a shovel as a way of moving that mountain

All the best...brother

PS...I actually was born again once, but I grew up, and grew a brain of my own...and realised it was all a load of shit!

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tearymasseuse Wednesday, 2 Jul 2025 at 11:24am

;)

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basesix Thursday, 3 Jul 2025 at 10:45am

"And on the seventh day @seeds rested, ending His car-flogging which He had done."
Guichen 4:10

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 3 Jul 2025 at 12:50pm

…and thine voice commanded:
- ‘go forth and wash thine doit off thou brow forever more!’

& hence body bash with such fervour that all shall b cleansed…

;);)

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 3 Jul 2025 at 1:13pm

& now, the origin story of uncle pete’s toys ;)

…poiter is the mentor & financier of jd eyeliner vance leather pants
- z kaiser kermit the flog of far right christian fantasy tech lawd frauds

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jan/26/elon-musk-peter-thiel...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palantír

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palantir_Technologies

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tearymasseuse Friday, 4 Jul 2025 at 4:07pm
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tearymasseuse Friday, 4 Jul 2025 at 4:08pm

- & gorilla gripped ;)

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tearymasseuse Friday, 4 Jul 2025 at 11:10pm

…all things priests n politicians (& intelligence ‘chiefs’)

(agent orange beauty pageantry high priest n stein)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2KXvpEfBrsQ

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Optimist Sunday, 6 Jul 2025 at 4:29am

For the Lovers......and the Haters....
I Know Him....He is my friend....

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 6 Jul 2025 at 11:40am

;)

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 6 Jul 2025 at 12:59pm

…now (you wouldn’t believe it haha)
- but z lawd has a sacred sense of humour ;)

Pause & reflect at 1:48 mark ;);)

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 6 Jul 2025 at 1:00pm

;););)

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tearymasseuse Monday, 7 Jul 2025 at 2:48pm

;););););)

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Richard Cheese Tuesday, 8 Jul 2025 at 8:18am

One for thee ye old Optimist..

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seeds Saturday, 12 Jul 2025 at 9:22pm

Seems legit

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Optimist Sunday, 13 Jul 2025 at 5:54am

For Maurice Cole and Friends....
An oldie but a good one...

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 13 Jul 2025 at 11:16am
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tearymasseuse Sunday, 13 Jul 2025 at 11:17am

;);)

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seeds Sunday, 13 Jul 2025 at 5:02pm

You seriously listen to that shite, Opti?
You are one sick puppy!

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 13 Jul 2025 at 6:55pm

^ haha exactly what a fuckn nutjob

‘his secret ambition’ hahahaha
- wonder how all the kiddy fiddler priests translate that one…

https://youtube.com/shorts/99FrrF6k00I?si=FAeOR8ldUCmvvRVX

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tearymasseuse Monday, 14 Jul 2025 at 3:55pm

- hear hear !
… the holy trinity ;)

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seeds Monday, 14 Jul 2025 at 7:42pm

Jordan looking like an “intellectual jeebus philosopher exposed” more so these days. Bit up tight. Bit angry. Bit realising he’s a moron because he’s hitched his smarts to the dumbest story known.

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seeds Tuesday, 15 Jul 2025 at 3:12pm

The grift

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 15 Jul 2025 at 7:36pm

^ haha what a cunt
- & strangely enough …also a delusional religious fanatic ;)

…these fuckers are the original grifters and artificial gangsters
- no wonder so many align with pedo trump n co

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seeds Thursday, 17 Jul 2025 at 10:48pm

This guy sure has some fun with logic v faith discussions

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seeds Thursday, 17 Jul 2025 at 10:50pm
tearymasseuse wrote:

^ haha what a cunt
- & strangely enough …also a delusional religious fanatic ;)

…these fuckers are the original grifters and artificial gangsters
- no wonder so many align with pedo trump n co

youtube.com/watch?v=QqR7VFw74SQ

Hilarious some of these (most?) evangelicals have got behind the anti christ.

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Optimist Friday, 18 Jul 2025 at 5:36am

There are no F#%*! Humans…!there are no F#%*! Humans ..! ..cried the ants as they stood upon their elevated twig.
Teary and Seedy were two angry little ants and even though many in the colony had testified that they had interacted with something much larger than themselves….they were adamant , …
….there were no such things as humans….none.
Day in and day out sometimes late into the night they would stand upon their twig and scream out their non belief in humans much to the annoyance of the colony….
“They may be well right” some would say….
Some in the colony would say to them “ it’s all about scale”…..there may be something bigger than us couldn’t there be?
One day while standing upon their twig yelling as usual amongst the tall green grass, a rumbling sound came…..the ground began to shake and the other ants scattered and headed underground……
Seedy and teary were still high on their twig and started to climb down but….
Too late ……a big red Honda lawnmower …a HRU196 Buffolo Pro to be exact….made in Australia by humans….pushed by a human …mowed them down.
Teary and seedy were no more…..they just couldn’t understand that there are things greater out there than what they could perceive and shouldn’t have constantly listened to the bull ants and other species which aligned with their views but rather have kept an open mind……THE END.