Perhaps I've watched too much television?

Cause checking these pics here by Adam Weathered I got to thinking that they'd be perfect images for a beer ad or the like. You know the type - blue sky, clear water, tanned surfer. Said surfer, in this case, Nic Muscroft, executes deft railwork on crisp, aquamarine waves. The camera, which follows him through a searing cutback, stops as the railspray falls on the water. The patter not unlike the sound of a cold can opening.

Then, back to the action...many moves, many angles.

But all that energy has made him thirsty. It's time to wet the whistle: cue strumpet, roll jingle, and if you could wink at the camera Mushy we'll call it a wrap. Cheers!

Now, what time is it?//STUART NETTLE