Found a board on the road at Currumbin 5th Feb at 4pm. If it's yours, let me know what it is and I'll get it back to you. Phone xxxxxxxxx.
Good work palminator. Even better work with your username. However I wouldn't recommend passing out your phone number online (so I've removed it).
If anyone thinks the board is theirs, send an email to [email protected] and I'll put you in touch with the palminator.
Listen, and understand. That palminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead (or get your board back).
Yes. Cyberdyne Systems, Model 101. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. And I've got your board.