Best surf report ever!
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Even better was the Barwon Heads report: "That old saying about not having anything nice to say, don't say it at all. Well that applies to what this afternoon is serving up. It's a main course of horrendous, rolled in terrible and then beaten with a whisk."
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thermalben wrote:"That old saying about not having anything nice to say, don't say it at all. Well that applies to what this afternoon is serving up. It's a main course of horrendous, rolled in terrible and then beaten with a whisk."
Damn celebrity chefs are everywhere!
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lol ... My Kitchen Rules, man.
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when the Winds from the east , the fish BIGHT the least ....
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Afternoon report: More pus than you can poke a stick at. It's so bad, I recommend you sell all of your boards and move out west and grow vegetables.
hahahahaha
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I remember one from way back in SE QLD - 'It's uglier than a hairless cat today' That one stuck with me...
"AFTERNOON REPORT: There's a joke about high winds blowing the tits off a nun. But I dare not speak about that here. But I will speak about the wind. It's strong gale force winds and the ocean looks like a giant omelette."
CLASSIC!