Best surf report ever!
Even better was the Barwon Heads report: "That old saying about not having anything nice to say, don't say it at all. Well that applies to what this afternoon is serving up. It's a main course of horrendous, rolled in terrible and then beaten with a whisk."
thermalben wrote:"That old saying about not having anything nice to say, don't say it at all. Well that applies to what this afternoon is serving up. It's a main course of horrendous, rolled in terrible and then beaten with a whisk."
Damn celebrity chefs are everywhere!
lol ... My Kitchen Rules, man.
"If Bert Newton was surfing Bells, the onshores would blow his toupee clean off his head and it'd end up in Mildura before you could say, "Paddle Bert!" It's a mess out there, forget surfing and probably more importantly forget about Bert Newton's toupee."
These funny reports have been the only good thing about the Surf Coasts' recent surf conditions .
when the Winds from the east , the fish BIGHT the least ....
"Torquay is serving up some high tide hamburgers this afternoon. It's enough to make you skip dinner and head straight for the spirits. Not the ghosts, the hard liquor." bahahahaaaaa
Afternoon report: More pus than you can poke a stick at. It's so bad, I recommend you sell all of your boards and move out west and grow vegetables.
hahahahaha
I remember one from way back in SE QLD - 'It's uglier than a hairless cat today' That one stuck with me...
"AFTERNOON REPORT: There's a joke about high winds blowing the tits off a nun. But I dare not speak about that here. But I will speak about the wind. It's strong gale force winds and the ocean looks like a giant omelette."
CLASSIC!