Fellas at the Gold Coast Seaway have 'em.
"Yeah , good afternoon officer . I'd like to report a missing flipper." The police would be stoked with that call.
Talking about finding flippers ....I just came across a large male dolphin on the high tide line of a long , lonely beach. Black and swollen as fuck.
From what I could tell it'd maybe been struck by a propeller on its chest.
It reminded me of a classic line delivered by Charlie Sheen ( ? ) at a celebrity roast of William Shatner : " I've seen the police pull less bloated men out of the Harbour ".