Is it possible for my pregnant girlfriend to go surfing without unintentionally drowning the baby? How can the baby breathe if the vagina is under water? Should she keep her vagina above the water so the baby can breathe through it?
I'll field this one Simon if I may?
If your girlfriend is a little shy surfing with a snorkel protruding from her nether regions, may I suggest resorting to the umbilical cord which nature has so kindly provided her. You will find that along with nourishment, antibodies and assorted other goodies, oxygen will be delivered in a compact and timely fashion to your little tacker.
And if indeed you are the father of this little sprog, I truly do weep for the future of the human race.
Zen, you said it all there mate. Nothing left to add.
Its common knowledge that dogs and pregnant women attract sharks.... Seriously, they come for miles when they smell a baby...
Ha! This is hilarious. Come on - there is no way that's real. Simon is taking the piss for sure
You sure that's common knowledge lawsy?
What? That sharks eat babies... They are inherently lazy creatures that don't like to chew... Babies make the perfect treat for them and don't get stuck in their teeth...
Ah, thanks for clarifying that. I'll make sure the Rodney Fox Shark Museum is advised of these recent discoveries, so that they can update the wall placards.
So Vic Hislop was right after all?
Welcome Simon. Hopefully they will upgrade the forums so they work as well as on realsurf, then we won't need to sustain Don's business model on our own.
I smell berliner.
rabble, rabble, rabble ... And if indeed you are the father of this little sprog, I truly do weep for the future of the human race.
I may not be a genious on matters like this (thats why I asked the question) so rip on me all you like but you crossed the line when you condemn my unborn child and the little fella isn't even here yet to defend himself.
Simon, I don't really think you are the dunce that you portray. I think you are taking the piss, both now and in your previous posts.
However, giving you the benefit of the doubt, if indeed you are an expectant father, I wish you, your girlfriend and your newborn the very best in life and love.
And if I can give you a word of advice, money invested in your childs education will be the best money you ever spend.
Probably wouldn't recommend surfing but I've heard that bodysurfing whilst pregnant is a truly awesome experience (extra flotation). No Joke.
Oh my, I haven't laughed so hard in a while! Belinda Baggs seems to be going okay.......I think its up to the individual, maybe 8 foot barrels are out but a nice slow break will go okay....
No Simon, she must not.
A pregnant woman, or a menstruating woman shalt not stand upon a board in the sea - Leviticus
You see Simon, for it is Gods' will
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