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pigdog started the topic in Thursday, 17 Feb 2011 at 6:59am

why does my right testical work its way into my stomach when im surfing it used to do once in a while in the winter now its doing it more often in the summer??? am i growing a vagina... no smart ass comments please but feel free if you have to im pretty easy going. this is a serious matter though

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shaun commented Thursday, 17 Feb 2011 at 8:05am

You probably should be asking your mommy or daddy mate.

I'm the scab you keep picking off and is there again the next day.

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mtw commented Thursday, 17 Feb 2011 at 9:33am

This question would be best put forward in the forum over at Fluidzone. You would find that they would be more qualified than us.

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goingsouth commented Thursday, 17 Feb 2011 at 10:28am

Nothing wrong with boogers MTW, I know some champion blokes who ride lids.

More importantly though. . . . Pigdog - WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!

Man get yourself to a doctor, thats brutal hey.

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ftl commented Thursday, 17 Feb 2011 at 12:00pm

its completely normal and due to your testes trying to maintain a constant temperature. they retract into your "stomach" when their surroundings are too cold so that they can warm themselves up. They want to keep themselves at a constant temperature.
as for it happening more often, maybe the water is colder, maybe they have become more sensitive.
but I wouldn't be worried.

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zenagain commented Thursday, 17 Feb 2011 at 12:40pm

First of all this could be symptomatic of a low paddling style combined with a too tight wetsuit. Pigdog, have you been stacking on a few kilos lately? Does this occur in boardies or just when you're wearing your wettie?

Remedy? (and this is anecdotal and more than likely hearsay at best) take your pinky finger and insert it into your bumhole. Take your thumb from your other hand, pop it in your mouth, close your lips around it and blow hard. That little marble of yours should pop back down to where it rightly belongs.

Oh, and never speak of this again.

Watashi wa metabo oyagi desu.

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rushy commented Thursday, 17 Feb 2011 at 7:56pm

If you have to do it a second time, don't change hands.

If it's free, it's for me!

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pigdog commented Friday, 18 Feb 2011 at 2:20am

thanks ftl i thought it was somthing logical like that i feel so much betta now cheers legend!
zenagain i love a laugh and you cracked me up nice one!
rushy ill give you that one too ma ha!

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i-u-brawn commented Friday, 18 Feb 2011 at 4:03am

Cunt yourself lucky. I have the opposite problem where my balls swing under my stomach and get crushed.

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non-local commented Sunday, 20 Feb 2011 at 8:28pm

It sounds like you are turning into a boogy boarder.

one good turn deserves another

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non-local commented Sunday, 20 Feb 2011 at 8:30pm

Also I would be more concerned with that lazy arsed bugger of the left testi, that sounds inert and may possibly be more of a problem than your active right one. What did your mum have to tell you about it?

one good turn deserves another

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evo62 commented Monday, 21 Feb 2011 at 4:05am

If it really retracts into your stomach it could be a inguinal hernia - best see your GP