Bad lyrics
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Bad lyrics? Not sure if they count but I reckon any song that has the title in the first line is shit. It's like there's no build up and the suspense is gone straight away.
So put 'Panic' by The Smiths and 'I Want To Break free' by Queen in there, and maybe 'We Built This City On Rock and Roll' by Starship, which I'm sure you'd all agree would be a thumper if it wasn't for the first line lyrical flaw.
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Keep it up Seeds, mighty fine work. With you 100% on “ We built this …” as well.
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Chilli Peppers have some real stinkers
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“I don’t wanna see a ghost,
It’s the sight I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news”
Life,
Oh Life
Ohhhhhh Life etc
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I have to counter that stinker with a personal favourite. QOTSA - I sat by the ocean:
“Time wounds all heals as we fade out of view”
Unfortunately that delicious spoonerism is ruined by starting line being the name of the song Stu…
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hmmm,,
De Do Do Do
De Da Da Da
Is all I want to say to you.
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"There's a dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
A dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Stinking to high heaven"
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Hush yo mouth Adam, that is a classic. Fish heads just another matter: " I took a fish head out to see a movie, it didn't have to pay to get it in..."
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
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My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun
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I heard a comedian rip the lyrics of Steve Miller Bands 'Abracadabra' yesterday.
"Sounds like something Forest Gump would write .
'I wanna reach out and grab you Jenny,,, I know what love is...'"
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seems fitting given the current indo/adam/raw/andy/tbb convo:
Heard a Anderson Paac song on local radio today.
One lyric had me laughing.
‘Got your hair in the wind and your skin glistenin'
I can smell your sweet perfume
Mmm, you smell better than a barbecue’