Jordy and two-thirds of the Aussie leg.

Cleaning and scrubbing Kelly's hot tub.

For a new crew of slab bodysurfers, simply pulling into a barrel isn't enough.

Sinking in the ratings, soaring in the freesurfs.

"I confuse myself a lot," says Kelly Slater, "I ride a lot of different types of boards."

Just when you thought it was safe to...you know, go back in the water.