Putting his tiling ambitions on hold, the hard charging surfer from Yamba has accepted a new mission.

And Fergal and Gearoid too, getting horribly shacked.

As a metric for how the nation is travelling during the pandemic, the Tim Bonython Clip Count is as reliable as they come.

Booked for 108 seats, the flight will be two bodies lighter.

Not only do I disagree with the big fella, but I disagree with him on two fronts.