Looked for sure to be a closeout when he was paddling in.
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:33
sakura/ara is distracting him
Sprout, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:33
Check out 9:08:55 Barrel, it glitches but was in it the whole way, guy on the end same wave throws hard too
brandonrooney14, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:35
fairly mesmerising watching these sets come through - how good
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:36
ABB postponed, Burleigh.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:38
Alfie's wind field must be the absolute optimum distance and direction from the Goldy. It's big, clean enough, and absofuckinglutely non-stop. The energy hasn't had time to spread into sets.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:39
Surf forecaster's fever dream.
Sprout, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:40
Lines and lines and lines...
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:40
Cyclone Fever.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:40
Tip of the hat to Chris Bystrom, departed old boy of Josh.
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:41
bags rhythm guitar
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:41
this guy needs to re-locate to burleigh.
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:43
I don't recall a more consistant swell of this size
Sprout, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:44
Wonder how the tops of the middle 2 islands are going.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:45
Was that a faux-hawk?
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:46
2005 called.
Jono, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:46
dog tales
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:49
sounded like it stu
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:49
If it's non-stop energy and it's broken for two days and there's two more days to come, WTF are the beaches gonna be like come Friday?
Andrew P, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
A little prose i wrote if Swellnet may indulge me:
Alfred is merely toying with us. He’s just poured a nightcap and is looking at us with sexy eyes as he turns the lights down low. Buttons are being fingered playfully, Barry white is playing on the record player. Oh! The possibilities!
The destruction they talk of, this can’t be coming, can it? He’s so playful and giving! Kirra hasn’t broken like this since before the sand was pumped. How bad can it be?
Little do we know he’s about unzip his plaid trousers and ream us a new alimentary canal from the bottom up.
Get food! Get toilet paper! Fill your tubs with water!
Nay. Get lube! Buy some Amyl! Start your stretches! You are about to get payback for your rampant overcapitalisation and property infatuation.
“Prepare for the worst and hope for the best!”
Alfredo don’t know the meaning of the word mercy. There are no safe words or tap outs. Just rapid escalation and wild pumping, feeding his desire for destruction.
Get ready! You won’t know what hit you.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
Cronulla boy.
DonaldWhomp, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
Look at those lines..
Jono, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
Stu's mate, vooey connoisseur
Luke02, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:52
can the average punter get waves or is it a pro show
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:52
standard is pretty high
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:54
No set takeoff spot. The odds are good for everyone.
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:55
jeez
Jono, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:55
appreciates a few curves
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:55
taking the heat off Shergold
Ed Sloane, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:56
bro
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:57
filming the news chick! hahaha
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:57
Another one to be timestamped.
Tabby10, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:57
DoThe blue barrell double bird
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:58
shoes don't match the outfit
Ed Sloane, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:58
Stu can you please do a highlight reel, I can't watch this all day but don't wanna miss any of it.
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:58
hahah
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
Craig Halstead has a vid coming from today. He's set up below.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
Mick hurt himself?
Nothing a few bongs wont fix.
Surfalot67, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
When does Kelly arrive?
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
yeew!
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
look at these lines
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:00
I mean this guys highlights, not the surf :)
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:01
Ha ha
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:02
I wonder what percentage of his viewers are via the SN feed
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:03
he's a dog with a bone
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:04
How far up the point are you walking today to try and make the paddle out?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:05
Lotta crew sitting Cooly/Spot X and drifting around the back. So paddling from Rainbow at least.
Surfalot67, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:05
Tweed River @Only-Sams
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:06
not too far Only-Sams. easy paddle out from little marly
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:06
Trying to get the "Channel 9 Doll" and just hitting AF on old mates back hair......
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
he's still going. hahahaha
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
getting looser
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
the fury neck is a bit rough
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
Quickly turning into a real cultural insight this one.
mikehunt207, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Was wondering why we keep seeing old wrinkly necks blocking the view? A dermatologist, s dream
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Peak Gold Coast.
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Thank god the surfs back on.
mikehunt207, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Not out there today burls?
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
waiting for the tide to turn mike. around 11:30.
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
this isn't creepy at all
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
ha
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
This broadcast is like a combination of Tracks and Picture mag
lolo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
wonder if she knows?
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:11
getting a bit too creepy now
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
Gorillas and the Ms.
(certainly has triggered his stream!)
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
burls wear something bright so we can see ya on stream
brandonrooney14, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
Jono - hahahahaha
DonaldWhomp, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
Zoom closer I rekon
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
News live cross during the only lull?
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:13
You don't want to watch me Jono. Trust me
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:13
Hey Stu what's the go here, swell keeps building all day? Maxed out tomoz?
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:14
can you at least drop in on somebody who gets dropped at the top of the queue by a ski?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:14
Gonna get bigger. Seems it's on the edge of handling now. Wash throughs otherwise.
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:16
Saw windguru saying 8.8m on Thur night for Byron. Can't get my head around that.
Beach Shak, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:17
Creepy Old guy getting to excited on news reader referencing getting a chubby and peroxide blonde whilst streaming fairly washed out crowded kirra, stay classy Gold Coast and swellnet!
Nick Coleman, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:18
This is great, look the commentary too.
Nick Coleman, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:18
*like
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:18
Yeah Ed, captured fetch as the 'clone moves towards the west. There'll be a point where it'll be too unformed and raw.
sean killen, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:19
SN crew happy to pay ya fine .
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:19
no filter
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:21
Curious what the buoy records are for Bilinga and tweed etc
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:22
Picturing old mate as a guest at the next Wozzle comp. Like one of those Raglan Surf Report skits but real.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:24
Love a dickens
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:24
he could probably call origin from sideline
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:26
The average goldie surfer must be some of the best paddle fitness of any place on earth
Big Sim, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:27
Quote of the day for me: she's a hot but they all look like they need a feed
Sprout, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:31
Easily the most, and highest level, of surfers in the world.
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:32
hard to disagree
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:33
haha careful with camera
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:34
Outside of pipeline maybe - but the chance of getting a lucky one out there today is way higher than pumping pipe
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:35
More than happy for Swellnet to take $20 from my CC and drop it to this Bloke PayPal- This Cnut is a legend
Nick Coleman, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:35
Making those drops look easy.
tearymasseuse, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:36
More bumps
lewiswaight, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:37
These creepy pans are really unnecessary
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:38
haha, shoutout to 'brooke' on his feed:
"literally what is wrong with you?"
"let’s put the camera on men instead of the surf and see how ya’ll like it"
Big Sim, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:41
It's just relentless out there. I don't think Ive seen anything quite like it. What a show.
tearymasseuse, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:42
Stream dream tour.
Kham, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:43
Potential 1-2 best waves of your life or too deep flogging or drop in and washed in.
CBR, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:44
Perfect buns
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:45
Is the guy doing the stream a renowned local?
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:49
dog act
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:49
Burnt
Surfalot67, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:51
Occy with the burn?
dawnperiscope, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:53
Pink rails?
Surfalot67, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:55
Wind has backed off since the early
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:55
oh, man. the forgotten drink in the bag. second only to the forgotten $20 in the pocket.
Tabby10, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:59
I really hope old mate is going to make a decent number for todays efforts
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:00
ill Roll him a Decent number
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:00
A T.P. sized Spliff
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:01
~The Tommy Swell~
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:02
What’s the data bill for 2 days of streaming? No idea how to even quantify that
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:05
Mr B Young ?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:08
We've just had a concerned email come to Swellnet. If you sent it please keep in mind that this is an embedded livestream. It's not Swellnet's and old mate isn't a Swellnet employee.
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:09
I'm pretty sure he knows the microphone is on too.
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:11
thanks @stu, I just wanted to clarify ; )
Confusion, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:11
Looks like the banks improving
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:11
24 hrs Plus of Grooming
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:12
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65002.shtml
Looks like the expected track has moved south a bit.
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:15
All the heavy rain and wind is south of the system - not great for Lismore
Sprout, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:15
That section of sand just before the skis is sick.
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:18
Cooly Bay is all whitewash. Outer sections aren't gonna handle this arvo's low tide.
fruitsalad, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:20
i can hear you now
Will McNelis, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:20
Got sound.
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:24
https://www.vmrsouthport.com.au/surfcam/
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:25
A Few Longer Boards out ther Now ?
Confusion, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:29
Someone take him a carton
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:30
No- then he be to Seedy to Film tmoro
fruitsalad, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:33
get this man a sixy of cidar and some kfc!
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:35
Its only the one Ticket for Loading Zone ?
24 Hr
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:35
Craig Halstead just sent an edit from this morning at Kirra and it's pretty damn good. Not too many cutbacks. Will post on homepage shortly.
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:36
Is there footage of the news reporters cut in?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:37
Ha ha
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:38
He's just gone over 2K viewers.
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:41
How's the commentary?
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:42
How's the fact it's offshore winds
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:42
Legendary
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:44
Jet ski wonder boys in full effect
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:45
Settle down max !
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:45
Looked like Occy
nick_french, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:54
What size does Kirra start closing out ?
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:56
how is no-one sorting this guy out for refreshments?
sam_2, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:01
Be great if all agreed to ban the jetski here
Charlie Brown, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:03
GOING LEFT!
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:24
the man!
Moonah, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:50
Fuk it’s pumping
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:51
What happened to the feed , did he crumble under the sun ?
Confusion, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:51
Now he wants some dogfood pal .
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:51
Is it power fish ?
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:53
Cobber folded for the day !
Moonah, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:54
Relentless lines earlier
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 03:24
How’s the whitewater way out the back of the tweed cam - is there reef out there?
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 03:36
That'd be nine mile reef. Fishing and diving spot, and also heard some stories of crew surfing out there.
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 03:59
Krispy Kremes/ Article from yrs ago ..jamie Mitchell Parko etc
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:00
Was in one of the Mags
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:02
hmm may not have been JM
Arnold Horshack, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:04
I could be wrong, but I thought it was a bit further north Udo?
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:08
Yes could be. 9 mile does get Surfed a bit
Garry Lancaster, Tue 04 Mar 2025 05:29
the dude on camra is a dick aa
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:06
its Live
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:19
Jack Robbo Joel Porkington step offs
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:22
Cheers udo.
Looks like be hard to paddle today
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:23
Written as a bloke gets pitted
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:30
yew Jack
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:30
Talking sea way left.. geez that was a great wave when it was there.
Nothing like yesterday unfortunately. I can’t see it getting any better either
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:57
4 ozzies stashd in washine machine under his dirty Undies
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:58
Don't think we'll be embedding the feed today. Surf doesn't look as good and we had a few complaints about the language and roaming lens of the 'Swellnet employee' behind the camera.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:02
Complaints….. really. That’s so sad/funny
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:28
Just tuned in, looks pretty good to me. Jeez Stu, that's pretty rough.
wavie, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:32
imagine turning around and that suss looking bloke is filming your ass
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:32
I'll take that back, not as good as yesterday, but I'd still have a crack!
Island Bay, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:36
Sorry to hear, Stu. I hope the poor people weren't severely traumatised.
Nick Bone, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:36
Haha. He flew to close to the sun.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:38
Fuck people are sooks. Don't like it, don't watch. Imagine complaining
hamishbro, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:06
Why can’t some polite feedback be given to the man what lines not to cross? Give him the option to respond?
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:12
Or better still, how about individuals learn to be smart and responsible. If you don't like what you hear, hit mute or switch off.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:13
He doesn't feed feedback Hamish, If you don't like it don't watch.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:14
*need
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:16
I watch WSL events on mute all the time. Rarely listen to any events. The commentry and corporate dribble just grates on me.
BarbB, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:40
lol - towed into a 5 foot wave
burleigh, Wed 05 Mar 2025 01:14
I'm still watching his feed on youtube. So far he's talked about:
some blonde with a strap on, taking LSD and going for a dump at the greenmount toilets. hahaha
southernraw, Wed 05 Mar 2025 03:07
Agreed @burleigh...who the bloody hell would complain about it. I thought he was entertaining and real. Was like listening to a mate chewing the fat. Lame.
andy-mac, Wed 05 Mar 2025 03:09
Imagine someone reading a Tracks from the mid 80's....
get.coned, Wed 05 Mar 2025 04:36
For the guys who can't understand the complaints - imagine you've taken the family to an event and some bloke is zooming in on your wife/daughter's ass and livestreaming it while making creepy comments.
Would you be cool with that?
I wouldn't be and reckon it's a good call by the SN team to not endorse that behaviour by continuing to embed his stream.
wally, Wed 05 Mar 2025 05:08
I blame Surfers of Bali
burleigh, Wed 05 Mar 2025 06:05
You don’t look at girls walking past you coned?
basesix, Wed 05 Mar 2025 06:19
I don't. Girls that have stereotypically perv-at-able features are either insecure/vain/broken sorts who need to learn they have more to offer the world than men looking at their fuckability (and that men have more to offer them), or they are nice young lasses who have been leered at by turds since they grew tits, and have had to learn to only half engage with their fellow humans to not feel gross. I don't want to contribute to either. but i'll defend paul's right to be an anachronism, and our right to be offended all day.
get.coned, Wed 05 Mar 2025 06:37
Yes, I see no problem with men and women checking each other out. I don't pull out my phone to snap a pic for the internet though.
I've got thick skin - I'm not personally offended or hurt, I just think it's a shitty way to treat women. Men should call out creepy behaviour like this when they see it.
Bnkref, Wed 05 Mar 2025 08:59
When it’s big like this where does Kirra “start”? Between the groyne and greenmount or is it only the groyne and the north side of that?
burleigh, Wed 05 Mar 2025 09:14
There were some bombs through Coolangatta and spot X, but nothing like Kirra
Live Discussion
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:31
Ski's only Brandon
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:31
Crazy wave inside, didn't pan
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:32
Looked for sure to be a closeout when he was paddling in.
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:33
sakura/ara is distracting him
Sprout, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:33
Check out 9:08:55 Barrel, it glitches but was in it the whole way, guy on the end same wave throws hard too
brandonrooney14, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:35
fairly mesmerising watching these sets come through - how good
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:36
ABB postponed, Burleigh.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:38
Alfie's wind field must be the absolute optimum distance and direction from the Goldy. It's big, clean enough, and absofuckinglutely non-stop. The energy hasn't had time to spread into sets.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:39
Surf forecaster's fever dream.
Sprout, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:40
Lines and lines and lines...
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:40
Cyclone Fever.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:40
Tip of the hat to Chris Bystrom, departed old boy of Josh.
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:41
bags rhythm guitar
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:41
this guy needs to re-locate to burleigh.
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:43
I don't recall a more consistant swell of this size
Sprout, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:44
Wonder how the tops of the middle 2 islands are going.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:45
Was that a faux-hawk?
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:46
2005 called.
Jono, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:46
dog tales
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:49
sounded like it stu
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:49
If it's non-stop energy and it's broken for two days and there's two more days to come, WTF are the beaches gonna be like come Friday?
Andrew P, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
A little prose i wrote if Swellnet may indulge me:
Alfred is merely toying with us. He’s just poured a nightcap and is looking at us with sexy eyes as he turns the lights down low. Buttons are being fingered playfully, Barry white is playing on the record player. Oh! The possibilities!
The destruction they talk of, this can’t be coming, can it? He’s so playful and giving! Kirra hasn’t broken like this since before the sand was pumped. How bad can it be?
Little do we know he’s about unzip his plaid trousers and ream us a new alimentary canal from the bottom up.
Get food! Get toilet paper! Fill your tubs with water!
Nay. Get lube! Buy some Amyl! Start your stretches! You are about to get payback for your rampant overcapitalisation and property infatuation.
“Prepare for the worst and hope for the best!”
Alfredo don’t know the meaning of the word mercy. There are no safe words or tap outs. Just rapid escalation and wild pumping, feeding his desire for destruction.
Get ready! You won’t know what hit you.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
Cronulla boy.
DonaldWhomp, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
Look at those lines..
Jono, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:51
Stu's mate, vooey connoisseur
Luke02, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:52
can the average punter get waves or is it a pro show
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:52
standard is pretty high
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:54
No set takeoff spot. The odds are good for everyone.
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:55
jeez
Jono, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:55
appreciates a few curves
flow, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:55
taking the heat off Shergold
Ed Sloane, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:56
bro
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:57
filming the news chick! hahaha
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:57
Another one to be timestamped.
Tabby10, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:57
DoThe blue barrell double bird
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:58
shoes don't match the outfit
Ed Sloane, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:58
Stu can you please do a highlight reel, I can't watch this all day but don't wanna miss any of it.
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:58
hahah
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
Craig Halstead has a vid coming from today. He's set up below.
stunet, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
Mick hurt himself?
Nothing a few bongs wont fix.
Surfalot67, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
When does Kelly arrive?
basesix, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
yeew!
burleigh, Mon 03 Mar 2025 23:59
look at these lines
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:00
I mean this guys highlights, not the surf :)
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:01
Ha ha
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:02
I wonder what percentage of his viewers are via the SN feed
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:03
he's a dog with a bone
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:04
How far up the point are you walking today to try and make the paddle out?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:05
Lotta crew sitting Cooly/Spot X and drifting around the back. So paddling from Rainbow at least.
Surfalot67, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:05
Tweed River @Only-Sams
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:06
not too far Only-Sams. easy paddle out from little marly
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:06
Trying to get the "Channel 9 Doll" and just hitting AF on old mates back hair......
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
he's still going. hahahaha
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
getting looser
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
the fury neck is a bit rough
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:08
Quickly turning into a real cultural insight this one.
mikehunt207, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Was wondering why we keep seeing old wrinkly necks blocking the view? A dermatologist, s dream
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Peak Gold Coast.
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Thank god the surfs back on.
mikehunt207, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:09
Not out there today burls?
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
waiting for the tide to turn mike. around 11:30.
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
this isn't creepy at all
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
ha
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
This broadcast is like a combination of Tracks and Picture mag
lolo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:10
wonder if she knows?
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:11
getting a bit too creepy now
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
Gorillas and the Ms.
(certainly has triggered his stream!)
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
burls wear something bright so we can see ya on stream
brandonrooney14, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
Jono - hahahahaha
DonaldWhomp, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
Zoom closer I rekon
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:12
News live cross during the only lull?
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:13
You don't want to watch me Jono. Trust me
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:13
Hey Stu what's the go here, swell keeps building all day? Maxed out tomoz?
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:14
can you at least drop in on somebody who gets dropped at the top of the queue by a ski?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:14
Gonna get bigger. Seems it's on the edge of handling now. Wash throughs otherwise.
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:16
Saw windguru saying 8.8m on Thur night for Byron. Can't get my head around that.
Beach Shak, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:17
Creepy Old guy getting to excited on news reader referencing getting a chubby and peroxide blonde whilst streaming fairly washed out crowded kirra, stay classy Gold Coast and swellnet!
Nick Coleman, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:18
This is great, look the commentary too.
Nick Coleman, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:18
*like
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:18
Yeah Ed, captured fetch as the 'clone moves towards the west. There'll be a point where it'll be too unformed and raw.
sean killen, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:19
SN crew happy to pay ya fine .
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:19
no filter
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:21
Curious what the buoy records are for Bilinga and tweed etc
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:22
Picturing old mate as a guest at the next Wozzle comp. Like one of those Raglan Surf Report skits but real.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:24
Love a dickens
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:24
he could probably call origin from sideline
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:26
The average goldie surfer must be some of the best paddle fitness of any place on earth
Big Sim, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:27
Quote of the day for me: she's a hot but they all look like they need a feed
Sprout, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:31
Easily the most, and highest level, of surfers in the world.
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:32
hard to disagree
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:33
haha careful with camera
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:34
Outside of pipeline maybe - but the chance of getting a lucky one out there today is way higher than pumping pipe
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:35
More than happy for Swellnet to take $20 from my CC and drop it to this Bloke PayPal- This Cnut is a legend
Nick Coleman, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:35
Making those drops look easy.
tearymasseuse, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:36
More bumps
lewiswaight, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:37
These creepy pans are really unnecessary
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:38
haha, shoutout to 'brooke' on his feed:
"literally what is wrong with you?"
"let’s put the camera on men instead of the surf and see how ya’ll like it"
Big Sim, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:41
It's just relentless out there. I don't think Ive seen anything quite like it. What a show.
tearymasseuse, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:42
Stream dream tour.
Kham, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:43
Potential 1-2 best waves of your life or too deep flogging or drop in and washed in.
CBR, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:44
Perfect buns
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:45
Is the guy doing the stream a renowned local?
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:49
dog act
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:49
Burnt
Surfalot67, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:51
Occy with the burn?
dawnperiscope, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:53
Pink rails?
Surfalot67, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:55
Wind has backed off since the early
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:55
oh, man. the forgotten drink in the bag. second only to the forgotten $20 in the pocket.
Tabby10, Tue 04 Mar 2025 00:59
I really hope old mate is going to make a decent number for todays efforts
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:00
ill Roll him a Decent number
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:00
A T.P. sized Spliff
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:01
~The Tommy Swell~
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:02
What’s the data bill for 2 days of streaming? No idea how to even quantify that
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:05
Mr B Young ?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:08
We've just had a concerned email come to Swellnet. If you sent it please keep in mind that this is an embedded livestream. It's not Swellnet's and old mate isn't a Swellnet employee.
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:09
I'm pretty sure he knows the microphone is on too.
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:11
thanks @stu, I just wanted to clarify ; )
Confusion, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:11
Looks like the banks improving
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:11
24 hrs Plus of Grooming
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:12
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65002.shtml
Looks like the expected track has moved south a bit.
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:15
All the heavy rain and wind is south of the system - not great for Lismore
Sprout, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:15
That section of sand just before the skis is sick.
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:18
Cooly Bay is all whitewash. Outer sections aren't gonna handle this arvo's low tide.
fruitsalad, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:20
i can hear you now
Will McNelis, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:20
Got sound.
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:24
https://www.vmrsouthport.com.au/surfcam/
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:25
A Few Longer Boards out ther Now ?
Confusion, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:29
Someone take him a carton
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:30
No- then he be to Seedy to Film tmoro
fruitsalad, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:33
get this man a sixy of cidar and some kfc!
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:35
Its only the one Ticket for Loading Zone ?
24 Hr
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:35
Craig Halstead just sent an edit from this morning at Kirra and it's pretty damn good. Not too many cutbacks. Will post on homepage shortly.
Ed Sloane, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:36
Is there footage of the news reporters cut in?
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:37
Ha ha
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:38
He's just gone over 2K viewers.
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:41
How's the commentary?
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:42
How's the fact it's offshore winds
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:42
Legendary
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:44
Jet ski wonder boys in full effect
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:45
Settle down max !
flow, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:45
Looked like Occy
nick_french, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:54
What size does Kirra start closing out ?
basesix, Tue 04 Mar 2025 01:56
how is no-one sorting this guy out for refreshments?
sam_2, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:01
Be great if all agreed to ban the jetski here
Charlie Brown, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:03
GOING LEFT!
rj-davey, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:24
the man!
Moonah, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:50
Fuk it’s pumping
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:51
What happened to the feed , did he crumble under the sun ?
Confusion, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:51
Now he wants some dogfood pal .
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:51
Is it power fish ?
Lanky Dean, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:53
Cobber folded for the day !
Moonah, Tue 04 Mar 2025 02:54
Relentless lines earlier
only-sams, Tue 04 Mar 2025 03:24
How’s the whitewater way out the back of the tweed cam - is there reef out there?
Jono, Tue 04 Mar 2025 03:36
That'd be nine mile reef. Fishing and diving spot, and also heard some stories of crew surfing out there.
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 03:59
Krispy Kremes/ Article from yrs ago ..jamie Mitchell Parko etc
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:00
Was in one of the Mags
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:02
hmm may not have been JM
Arnold Horshack, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:04
I could be wrong, but I thought it was a bit further north Udo?
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 04:08
Yes could be. 9 mile does get Surfed a bit
Garry Lancaster, Tue 04 Mar 2025 05:29
the dude on camra is a dick aa
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:06
its Live
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:19
Jack Robbo Joel Porkington step offs
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:22
Cheers udo.
Looks like be hard to paddle today
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:23
Written as a bloke gets pitted
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:30
yew Jack
andy-mac, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:30
Talking sea way left.. geez that was a great wave when it was there.
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:53
Parko ...pulled his down over his Guts...classic
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:54
Shirt*
freeride76, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:54
where is it live Udo?
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:55
utube
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:55
https://www.youtube.com/live/9iXCBcRZTcc?si=1J3iFyHQkDkAmSTF
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:56
Nothing like yesterday unfortunately. I can’t see it getting any better either
udo, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:57
4 ozzies stashd in washine machine under his dirty Undies
stunet, Tue 04 Mar 2025 20:58
Don't think we'll be embedding the feed today. Surf doesn't look as good and we had a few complaints about the language and roaming lens of the 'Swellnet employee' behind the camera.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:02
Complaints….. really. That’s so sad/funny
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:28
Just tuned in, looks pretty good to me. Jeez Stu, that's pretty rough.
wavie, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:32
imagine turning around and that suss looking bloke is filming your ass
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:32
I'll take that back, not as good as yesterday, but I'd still have a crack!
Island Bay, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:36
Sorry to hear, Stu. I hope the poor people weren't severely traumatised.
Nick Bone, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:36
Haha. He flew to close to the sun.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 21:38
Fuck people are sooks. Don't like it, don't watch. Imagine complaining
hamishbro, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:06
Why can’t some polite feedback be given to the man what lines not to cross? Give him the option to respond?
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:12
Or better still, how about individuals learn to be smart and responsible. If you don't like what you hear, hit mute or switch off.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:13
He doesn't feed feedback Hamish, If you don't like it don't watch.
burleigh, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:14
*need
fitzroy-21, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:16
I watch WSL events on mute all the time. Rarely listen to any events. The commentry and corporate dribble just grates on me.
BarbB, Tue 04 Mar 2025 22:40
lol - towed into a 5 foot wave
burleigh, Wed 05 Mar 2025 01:14
I'm still watching his feed on youtube. So far he's talked about:
some blonde with a strap on, taking LSD and going for a dump at the greenmount toilets. hahaha
southernraw, Wed 05 Mar 2025 03:07
Agreed @burleigh...who the bloody hell would complain about it. I thought he was entertaining and real. Was like listening to a mate chewing the fat. Lame.
andy-mac, Wed 05 Mar 2025 03:09
Imagine someone reading a Tracks from the mid 80's....
get.coned, Wed 05 Mar 2025 04:36
For the guys who can't understand the complaints - imagine you've taken the family to an event and some bloke is zooming in on your wife/daughter's ass and livestreaming it while making creepy comments.
Would you be cool with that?
I wouldn't be and reckon it's a good call by the SN team to not endorse that behaviour by continuing to embed his stream.
wally, Wed 05 Mar 2025 05:08
I blame Surfers of Bali
burleigh, Wed 05 Mar 2025 06:05
You don’t look at girls walking past you coned?
basesix, Wed 05 Mar 2025 06:19
I don't. Girls that have stereotypically perv-at-able features are either insecure/vain/broken sorts who need to learn they have more to offer the world than men looking at their fuckability (and that men have more to offer them), or they are nice young lasses who have been leered at by turds since they grew tits, and have had to learn to only half engage with their fellow humans to not feel gross. I don't want to contribute to either. but i'll defend paul's right to be an anachronism, and our right to be offended all day.
get.coned, Wed 05 Mar 2025 06:37
Yes, I see no problem with men and women checking each other out. I don't pull out my phone to snap a pic for the internet though.
I've got thick skin - I'm not personally offended or hurt, I just think it's a shitty way to treat women. Men should call out creepy behaviour like this when they see it.
Bnkref, Wed 05 Mar 2025 08:59
When it’s big like this where does Kirra “start”? Between the groyne and greenmount or is it only the groyne and the north side of that?
burleigh, Wed 05 Mar 2025 09:14
There were some bombs through Coolangatta and spot X, but nothing like Kirra
Bnkref, Wed 05 Mar 2025 09:52
Thanks Burleigh
southernraw, Wed 05 Mar 2025 10:57
No prizes for guessing who complained ^^^^
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