Watch: Slater and groms in Texas
Two 13-year olds, Jackson Dorian and Erin Brooks, are joined by a sprightly 48-year old for an improbable pool session.
Despite images being scattered across Instagram, I'm still not sure what the purpose of Kely Slater's visit to BSR Wave Pool in Texas was.
It'd be easy to say that there's no reason, he did it for fun, but any Slater Watcher would know that's simply not true; the ever-calculating 11-time champ is always working the angles.
The Slater footy starts at 6:30.