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Michael Neser!! Fair Test debut!!! yew!
Tail is wagging. Edit. Has wagged. That was fun.
Highly entertaining
Neser!!! How's this guy! haha
Looks like he has come to play. Eventful first over for him.
Australia's game management has been outstanding. England's woeful.
When the poms go into defence mode, with Stokes bowling bouncers and Root bowling leg side poo with a stacked field, the Aussies have picked up 2-3 runs an over risk free.
When the poms fast bowlers took the foot off the pedal, the Aussie tail attacked.
After 5 sessions in the heat, the poms are now facing a fresh attack at night with the new ball. It will still be shiny tomorrow morning for another assault with well rested bowlers.
The only thing that's gone right for them is a lighting break!!
Saved by the rain. Reckon they could have been another 1-2 wickets down by the end of play otherwise
Absolutely unAustralian not to have the Ashes live on free TV.
Ch 7
Bingo! Called out the ugly truth!
Cricket Australia stitched up Pat...covered it up & then lied some more...just coz no one gives a shit!
15th Dec (Mate!) Little Hunter swears set-up phone pinged [+] & stooge promptly left Restaurant
Then claims same bloke dined there all night with Pat being a little too close way too often. (Choose?)
16th Dec (Pre Dawn) Cricket Australia deemed Pat a close contact & Isolated him from SA Test Match.
Enter the Bunnings Sandman to reclaim his throne.
17th Dec - SA Premier :
"Cricket Australia made it's own judgment on non infected Pat's quarantine!"
"Before SA Health had concluded it's investigation!"
"Cricket Australia went early on their decision to pull Pat from Test Match!"
"This was a decision made by Cricket Australia. Let's be very clear about that!"
"Cricket Australia put their statement out before we had actually conducted any interview with Pat."
Cricket Australia flew Pat out on 2nd day of Cricket Australia's self imposed 7 day Isolation
Coz! They wanna lead from the front on Covid VIP Exempt Mandates...it's an Oz Sport's Team thing!
Bullshit Detector
TV Land : (Q) "Did you (CA/CEO) preempt SA Health & rule Pat outta the Test Match yourself!"
Cricket Australia CEO : "No we didn't do that!"
"Our Guys immediately engaged SA Bunnings for a Pre Test Match Emergency Health renovation!"
Not to be mistaken for VIP Bully's unsportsmanlike unlawful pandemic profiteering for their mates.
Warner: "More players will become Close Contacts in Melbourne / Sydney Tests!" (That's News!)
Cricket Australia CMO will be mitigating the risk of any false positives getting in Steve's way!
Unsportsmanlike Pandemic Profiteers decide who scoops Sportsbet payouts & under our odds! Ok!
https://7news.com.au/sport/cricket/sa-premier-sparks-war-of-words-over-p...
just a quick diversion from the cricket chat...as it seems the Aussies have a full head of steam.....Adin Massencamp (who?) just beat Jordy Smith in a thriller in the final at Ballito. Great stuff for the underdog. Anyway....be good to see Warner get the tonne this innings.
Would be hard to carry I'd reckon.
bluediamond wrote:just a quick diversion from the cricket chat...as it seems the Aussies have a full head of steam.....Adin Massencamp (who?) just beat Jordy Smith in a thriller in the final at Ballito. Great stuff for the underdog. Anyway....be good to see Warner get the tonne this innings.
I just happened to click on the last 5 mins of the final, had no idea it was on. Looking at the last 2 scoring rides, Adin was bumped up and Jordy underscored IMO.
Pipe Pro on now, semi 1 in the water. Looks like JJ versus a bunch of kids. No live feed unfortunately.
Can kinda watch here:
Or bro Nathan on the beach live:
Pipe Pro final on now
Oh my goodness, Joe Root....that was some extraordinary stuff. I honestly don't think i've ever cringed so much and laughed so hard at the same time for any sport. The commentary was hilarious. Seeing all the commentators...someone as distinguished as Ricky Ponting, almost pissing their pants in laughter was one of the greatest sporting moments i've seen....but oh man, poor Joe root.. To top it off got his wicket on the last ball. yew!
Cheers for those vids Grajagan. Will check them out now. I heard JJF beat his brother Ivan in the final. Can't wait to see it.
Probably better off checking for a highlights vid. Nath was livestreaming from his potato on the beach, the other was a live pipe cam. John got a high nine with about a minute to go to win, then got one just after the siren at backdoor to come in on that was probably even better. Waves were ok, not great, bit smallish
BD, did you see the shot of Root trying to run afterwards? Gideeup! Some should loop that with Benny Hill music over the top...
Ah yes, smacked in the “abdominals”again. Poor bloke.
What a day Joe Root's nads have had
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It will be Joe Cuddle for a few weeks
Who do we bring in/omit for the 3rd test? I'd be giving Harris the heave-ho and give new blood a chance - maybe one of the Big Bash wunderkinds like Josh Philippe or Kurtis Patterson.
Kurtis Patterson has played test cricket already. I think it was only one game, scored a hundred.
Harris is just there to keep Pukovski's spot warm 'til he gets over his concussion issues. I reckon replace warner the wanker with Phillipe
The poms need a Gladstone Small (the man with no neck) in their team ....
GuySmiley wrote:The poms need a Gladstone Small (the man with no neck) in their team ....
Didn't he have an operation to fix it? A givanectomy...
GuySmiley wrote:The poms need a Gladstone Small (the man with no neck) in their team ....
They had one in Joffra Archer but bowled him into the ground.
Coupla early wickets. Aussie bowling has been sublime. Happy boxing day test crew!
odd move by the poms this morning forward defence allowing the ball to bash into the box ... haha
skips on fire!
As I said during 2nd test, Buttler's gotta go. The opener too.
Best day of test cricket i've watched in a while. Knocked off work, had a swim amongst the tourists and then got out of the wild dry rampaging easterlies for a day of absolutely on edge test cricket. I enjoyed todays session as much as any Pipe masters i've seen in a while. Riveting stuff!
The footwork of England's 1,2 & 3 is just woeful. They camp out deep in the crease on bouncy pitches with tall guys bowling 140km/h +.
Those blokes are going to nick off non-stop. It's bloody embarrassing technique from professional players.
Looks like a tough pitch....plus crowd factor..plus pressure of ashes.
Seemed hard for Smith, Laberschagne, and the rest of the oz top order....considering they only made 70 more runs than England. Might be a bigger picture there VL,....as usual.
BD, no doubt the pitch isn't a batter friendly road, but the poms top order (with the exception of Root) have techniques that are destined to fail.
The selector has absolute rocks in his head thinking that those blokes would score runs. Their approach to batting in Australian conditions is just so wrong.
I'd say our approach to batting in England is just as Rooted!!
bluediamond wrote:I'd say our approach to batting in England is just as Rooted!!
It's not that bad, but going with so many left handers to broad at the top of the order was just downright silly. Australians at least go over there and play county cricket to get use to the conditions. The poms on the other hand have zero experience in Australia and even less understanding of how to bat on hard bouncy wickets.
It's actually an insult to the crowds how bad they are.
I can't argue with you on that point VL
Looks like you were spot on with that call VJ, 7 for 61, Root just out to Boland (a possible fivefer on debut). Third highest run scorer for England in 2021, after Root and Burns is extras at 435..
It’s clinical bowling. Brutal.
All over red rover. Great bowling by Boland.
Pretty pathetic from the poms.
Watching the big bash last night, thinking they could replace the entire test team with the England players from the bash, they'd have to do better than the current mob. Except for Root
Anderson bowled well yesterday.
Yeah the bowlers didn't do too bad. Moeen Ali would've been handy as a spin option and extra batter but I think he retired. Better batter and bowler than the spinner they had
Came home from work and it was all over! Bloody useless Poms.
Some cricket news today:
Travis Head tests positive for covid. The rest of the team are waiting for test results
David Boon tests positive for covid (yesterday). Match referee for the ashes.
Quentin de Kock retires from test cricket
Also in the big bash a bunch of players have tested positive today
Cricket isn’t my game but some of these are pretty good :
Q What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
Q What is the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q. What’s the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn’t going to lose the ashes.
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Scotty Boland 2/0 from 19 balls including Root for a duck.
Wowee. Back at it.
A new superstar has arrived! And loving it.
Soo good eh!
Also the farce with the showers and then taking halfa to an hour to get onto the pitch and the game going again when it clears is crazy. They surely need to fasten things up, otherwise as the commentators were saying people will lose interest.
Stokes is riding his luck.
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