Submitted by Sydney Local Cl... on Sat, 10/12/2019 - 13:56
My surfboard is turning yellow as I always wash with fresh water after I use it. Even my Girlfriend says You book professional house cleaner from Sydney Local Cleaners sydneylocalcleaners.com.au to clean your entire house and now find someone to clean your surfboard too. Is there someone who can guide me on how to clean and how often should I wax off my board?
Ordinarily, we delete spam posts.
But this one is so well thought out, I had to let it stay. The effort! The attention to detail! Constructing a subject with a direct call to action, then ever so subtly linking the text to their business, before masterfully segueing back to surfing.
Of course, washing surfboards with fresh water won't turn it yellow, but who am I to be a pedant?
I'm quite often too lazy to clean the wax off my board, so I might consider hiring a Sydney Local Cleaner to clean my surfboard.
Its obviously not fresh water he's using to turn the board yellow, I would't be going there Jono.........
Do you think the advertorial is taking the piss?
If you want your house cleaned simply host an OCD meeting . Someone will eventually start making the joint spotless.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH5l9NYtNAw