southey, 1390906528
He doesn't like this ... it won't be distractive enough to others trying to have meaningful convo's about surfing ....
I actually don't totally disagree with him , its just that he fuckin' just keeps bangin' on with the same old shit ..... and its always gotta be a competition ... lighten' up mick . the world don't hate ya . just some of your ideas , and repetition in trying to JAM it down everyone's throat .... its like being in Bali with the really persistant sellers that won't give in even when your respectful and speak Balinese at them . bordering on SPAM ......
cheers Big Ears ...
and SABF keep up the good Satirical work , laughter is good for the soul .
uplift, 1390910953
soufflé, inkles, you asked for proof about ant, I can back whatever I say. As you saw, your 'inkling' is nothing but crap, have the balls to admit you are 100% , totally wrong. Or just play your piss weak, your 'world' handfull of sardines internet games. High chair? That's it, your super duper rehab, elite training expertise? Are you fucking serious... high chair, 'cause your arse gets exhausted from sitting down all day? That's it? What happened to all the balancing acts, the super physio? For fuck's sake, get a dummy and rattle to go along with it.
wellymon, 1390972663
TowMan,
110kg of power,
Faster than a speeding wave,
More powerful than an 80kg bottom turn,
Can break a tow rope with the look of a stare,
Meet TowMan,
The super hero of Tow ins,
Can get toe y with the glance of a foot.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qRweheA.jpg[/IMG]
brutus, 1390972974
....oh c'mon.....I just like to dress up at night........busted,damn.....
wellymon, 1390973403
Not you at all Brutus,
Take a good look at the avatar, you might see a resemblance ......?
brutus, 1390975034
maybe it was just one of my dreams...or nightmares....I haven't had a good laugh for awhile.......still chuckling!
morris, 1390976589
They're my underpants your wearing on your head Welly. With a mug like that you should consider a full berka.
yorkessurfer, 1390977276
I knew it was you right away Welly. It was the eyes that gave it away....
grog-an, 1390978703
"A lot of people thought I was pretty good at blacks dots, what about you?"
bahahaha... one of your best upskirt!
here are some facts for you.
You make up stories - telling a story about someone online that everyone knows and degrading them when you weren't even there and have heard it third hand is just as good as making it up..... no credibility.
telling a story about someone that everyone knows, when you didn't even know it was him, but someone told you it was him, is just as good as making it up...... no credibility
most people on here don't really care about results of surf comps, yes they like the photos and footage, but most don't give a shit about who won or how fit or unfit pro surfers are or how much they earn, so stop banging on about it.... no credibility
no one on here gives a shit how fit grid iron players are, just because you have homo-erotic dreams about these guys, no one else cares...... no credibility
stop trying to suck off toddy archer every 2nd post you make, at my unfittest state in my life I could have been lucky enough to paddle out and the wave of the day come through and I caught it - 1st wave of the day - dropped in a bit too late, because I was unfit, but still made it under the lip, much deeper than I would have been if I had have got into it earlier... boom! best barrel of my life! I didn't get too many waves that session, but still, best barrel of my life nonetheless. this is a meaningless claim you are making just like a lot of your claims..... no credibility.
you are a jealous never-was-but-wished-he-could-have-been with.................. No Credibility
now this isn't meant to be insulting, so please don't take it the wrong way. It seems you do not have the intelligence to adapt to this new medium and interact politely with people, don't worry, a lot of old people have trouble with the internet, but it seems it is affecting you mentally. You should do yourself a favour and take a break from it, you will be surprised what it will do for your mental health and mood swings. best wishes and peace to you
wellymon, 1390978759
[quote=morris]They're my underpants your wearing on your head Welly. With a mug like that you should consider a full berka.[/quote]
I thought they were shaurniss
Found them under the bridge next to his sleeping bag and all sorts??
grog-an, 1390978855
wow wellymon! now there is someone with lots of credibility!! big wave charger! yeewwwww!!
wellymon, 1390978893
YS
It takes a trained eye for sure
Busted. !
groundswell, 1390981356
grog-an have to admit that surprised feeling of making a drop or barrel you didn't have confidence in making in the first place is one of the best feelings ever.
However on a shit day getting an alright one one is almost as good a day as a mediocre one on the best day of the year..i think its about the surprise and luck or something.
Old school early pro day surfers seem to have to sell themselves a bit to make a living from surfing, could name a few guys i respect but i wont, but they do/did brag a little more than some of the younger guys on their websites or in person. It seems in the older days you had to let people know how good your shapes were etc which today to some people seems like a toss.
I dont give a shit either way, i see one or two ex-cronulla pro's get ragged on a bit here but he charges anything like Outside 30 foot sunset and paddles out to fifth left on FLAT days from cronulla point for health (around 10k's swim each way with many VW sized whites out at fifth left.
He copped abuse from uplift here, for reasons he has stated such as saying he is committed to uplifts training ,then bailing on it. the reason he bailed on it is he might not agree with your "im the man" attitude and disrespect. That guy deserves a hell of a lot of respect, im agnostic dont give a shit about religion , he is a christian surfer, imo some of that guys commitment and fearless attitude (and his mates) might have something to do with his feeling of well being in Christianity.
I think you were straight up rude to that guy for no apparent reason from the start.
Look up his name on google, see what pops up.
Look up you name on google what pops up?
See the difference. He has worldwide respect and didnt let anyone know, toss on about it or anything,never seen him do that nor would he from when ive spoken to him.
He was belittling himself with his recent fitness problem and you just acted like biff from back to the future.
grog-an, 1390984465
biff from back to the future! very apt. jealous of scrawny little Michael J fox because he could ride a skateboard/hoverboard and got the girls! (even though it was actually his mum!?)
wellymon, 1390986077
OOOOOPPPppppppppssss
At least MC, Morris and YS had a laugh.
Not sure what is going on now,,,,,,?
Explanations without cryptology .
grog-an, 1390989548
ummmm.. not sure what you mean welly. are you asking about the biff comment??
uplift, 1390995080
You're a dimwitted little, scrawny fucker aren't you groges, one snort too many. Plus I probably bitch slapped you a little bit too hard last time I was ordering you out of the water again, never mind. Anyway, wordy reckons you are moth, so looks like I will be up that way afterall! Swelling, I don't worry about what people do, or did, its how they act with me, and more importantly what I decide about that, that carries any real weight. The halleluja maggot rang and left messages, he contacted me, so I took the time to respond, to help him for nothing. When he started whining and sooking about Jeff ordering him around, and telling him how useless he was when he took him towing, I just let him know Jeff's a mate, we have our disagreements, but I respect a lot of things about Jeff. I figured he wouldn't like that even though he was speiling on about getting into training with me, and how fucked he was. Like I said, I honestly couldn't care less what his choice is, in fact he was gonna be hard work, he was the classic fucking idiot with a completely fucked back, that knows heaps about fixing backs! Lend him your high chair souffle', and your dummy while you're at it. But when the sleezy, praise thee lord, while I be a fucking maggot, has to cringe and snivvle in to the likes of the birds of a feather, wimpy, gutless gimps here, to sneak a gimp arsed go at me, fuck him. I'll say what ever I feel like, whenever, where ever. Simple.
Jeeze welling, the arms mate, even in that padding.... what the fuck happened, where are they? Are you still trying to figure out if you're training intensely. Don't worry, you're not. Notice the toothpick legs are hidden too, classic surfee stuff!
Seeing as how we've broken the the silence treaty, (dinner plate, whites of the eyes man speak with forked tongue again), I heard a funny one today. The worlds most powerfull surfer couldn't turn his board, despite all his struggling, so they had to give him a lightweight one! If only they had a fucking clue how to make his legs stronger. Weight's a funny thing, you can give one guy 50kg, and he's fighting and struggling, kicking and squealing, but no way its going anywhere, give another one the same weight and its like handing them a 5 cent piece.
brutus, 1391008983
boys what a crack up......its the mask that intrigues me.....with the color co-ordinated cape.....obviously beefed up arms.......fishnet stockings might have just finished off the ensemble.....oops I might be giving away some of my late nite fetish's.......mirth on!!
grog-an, 1391023843
wow... see this is what im talking about, just like jeff, you don't have the mental aptitude or capacity to converse with others online.
good old wordy again hey? I am not moth. why would moth have 2 log ins when he has already come out and tried to communicate with you, now you are threatening to go see him. wow, classic big tough paranoid Biff with....... no credibility
Biff, I love it how you just assume how everyone else on here is just scrawny and on drugs, never snorted a thing in my life and if you found out who I was, you would be very surprised if you saw me, again.......... no credibility
yoga's for pussies, yet it comes out that you used to do it twice a day, wow biff, what a contradiction............ no credibility
never addressing any questions or claims against you........ no credibility
Dorian, one of the best big wave surfers in the world, would be even better if he would just listen to you, waaaahhh waaaahhh, why does brutus get to hang out with all these awesome guys!?!? I charged out blacks, wordy told me brutus got scared, I wasn't there, but wordy never lies, I should be training and hanging out with the best surfers in the world. jealous old biff..... no credibility
even your mate jeff says how shit you were at blacks, shoulder hopping and dodging the big days, just like ive posted on here before but of course you never touch that one......... no credibility
jealous old biff, sitting behind his keyboard, training all day, but doesn't matter how fit you are, you still need a set of nuts to charge big waves, must really eat up jealous old biff seeing guys not as fit or as strong as him doing what he cant, especially guys around his age..................
uplift, 1391027338
You're a dimwitted little, scrawny fucker aren't you groges, one snort too many. Plus I probably bitch slapped you a little bit too hard last time I was ordering you out of the water again, never mind. Anyway, wordy reckons you are moth, so looks like I will be up that way afterall!
mothart, 1391029034
Not me mate, try again.
brutus, 1391034062
wasn't bruce lee a scrawny little fucker.....??
udo, 1391034584
5'7 61kgs
southey, 1391037498
oh fuck .... don't get him started on Bruce Lee AGAIN .....
what i want to see is Uppity get owned by Spud Webb in his " favoured sport " one on one ....
then get to listen to the following spiel of : " how can you Dunk your so small and spindly " ...
" its not fair , I'm just an uncoordinated big gronk of muscle " ........ tears.......
southey, 1391037807
PS . Uppity ... you didn't give a timeframe of where he was , is , gonna be ....
Judgeing by what you did supply .... he would be about 35-40 now ......
i wonder how happy he will be in his 40-60's ..... extra mass is DEFINITELY no answer to weakness long term . especially when it comes to ligaments and bone injuries ...
brutus, 1391043223
oh oh I might have missed the bruce lee story??????????????????????
uplift, 1391044441
You're a dimwitted little, scrawny fucker aren't you groges, one snort too many. Plus I probably bitch slapped you a little bit too hard last time I was ordering you out of the water again, never mind. Anyway, WORDY RECKONS you are moth, so looks like I will be up there after all! WORDY, THE VICCO 'DIPLOMAT' SAID IT, SO, BAD LUCK!
Bruteless, the old mouth's back in action, wiped your eyes, and back into it. Fucking gutless, maggotty disrespecfull, undignified action dragging a six year old kid into this joke, your internet 'world', and using that sad situation to try and get some sympathy points, and to justify and explain your uncontrollable, piss weak temper tantrum. Wouldn't expect anything different from you though.
Bruce Lee loved weights, and was proud of the body he built with them... loved displaying it.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-a0k8E3EeEqA/ThwgW-hgvMI/AAAAAAAAAk0/KYobt_aWi94/s320/bruce-lee-celebrity-workouts.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7vaVdeWpdG0/Tm_wZ8mbgAI/AAAAAAAABQg/Xxj8FQ5QCQg/s640/bruce-lee-barbell-curls.jpg
http://keleefitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/040714_brucelee.jpg
He would be in his weight division in the MMA, no hope of beating the heavyweights.
Unless you guys believe Power Rangers movies as well?
You make a perfect gimp usedless.
Actually souffle', alias 'Broke Back ', you stupid, embecilic idiot, its actually a major concern for the government. The fitness industry get's memo's about it all the time. Loss of muscle mass as people get older, resulting in loss of bone density, joint problems, mobility problems, and increased body fat percentage you fucking idiot. I was actually invited to speak about it last year, at a goverment initiative meeting to try and take the burden of the failing, swamped health system, by providing free access to highly experienced Personal Trainers. Didn't you guys get the invitation? Fell out of the high chair one too many times.
Provide some of your references, your results training people, proof of rehab, fitness industry awards and recommendations, any one of you. Zilch. Internet 'world' wankers. This is your 'world' souffle'. Out there in the real world, you're just the fucked up idiot, the weird cunt in the high chair, yapping about fitness and health, like the rest of your team gimp.
brutus, 1391045138
aw gee uplift ..a but of an honest reality session was bit much for you......everything I said was true...yeah maybe a bit much detail for you as its obvious I live in a different reality to you......
as anyone can tell,you don't joke,so I was justified in showing peole here what type of a person you really are....just make up what you need support your feeble claims.......and ah I think you just threw a temper tantrum.........oh such language......what about the kiddies who come on here to learn about your amazing insights into steroid rage and beefcakeitis??
uplift, 1391046164
'honest reality session'
'Fucking gutless, maggotty disrespecfull, undignified action dragging a six year old kid into this joke, your internet 'world', and using that sad situation to try and get some sympathy points, and to justify and explain your uncontrollable, piss weak temper tantrum.'
'thanx guys I have really enjoyed some of our banter.....this time over and out for good.........have a nice life ya all!!!'
'uplift,I am not bwubbering'
'So I will continue and just will ignore you ...as you should me.....I will not be drawn again...'
You joke! I love you, your the best joke I've ever seen! Fucking hilarious! Joke!
Provide some of your references, your results training people, proof of rehab, fitness industry awards and recommendations, any one of you. Zilch. Internet 'world' wankers. This is your 'world' souffle'. Out there in the real world, you're just the fucked up idiot, the weird cunt in the high chair, yapping about fitness and health, like the rest of your team gimp.
brutus, 1391046550
are you bwubbering uplift?
mothart, 1391046578
Are you threatening me Mick?
uplift, 1391046827
Why would you say that maggot?
brutus, 1391047432
are maggots a threatened species??
uplift, 1391047575
Nah, there's plenty of ya's.
stickyson, 1391048910
Any way it's pretty obvious that the time he spends on these threads alone, that business for him must be BOOMING ha ha. Geez you would have to think pretty hard before you joined a gym.
Maybe fitness Australia or something like that could make him a poster boy for the hard sell
uplift, 1391049248
Try and get an appointment sticky gimp.
4 this morning, 4 tonight, booked out. Who's paying you for this?
goofyfoot, 1391049512
Fuck me is this bloke stuck on REPEAT???
brutus, 1391054047
Hmm so the reference to gimps....are you really belittling handicapped people also????
grog-an, 1391063271
"WORDY RECKONS you are moth, so looks like I will be up there after all! WORDY, THE VICCO 'DIPLOMAT' SAID IT, SO, BAD LUCK!"
saying the same thing over and over and over and over (did I mention and over??) again and then putting it in capitals does not make it true. (even though it may seem like reality within that miniscule paranoid brain of yours).
WORDY SAID IT, so BAD LUCK? wow, you truly are mentally unstable.
You have never "bitch-slapped" me, but I don't doubt that you have physically intimidated kids or others smaller than you. Classic symptoms of the cowardly bully biff, never taking on anyone of his own size. I would send you out of the water real quick if I ever saw you acting that way towards kids or people smaller than yourself.
Big tough Biff, bitch slapping kids since 1969!
So, once again, I'm not moth (no matter what your little girlfriend WORDY says), but keep digging, I'm sure you can find me. A couple of people on here know who I am, I think they figured it out from a few clues in some of my posts....
BUT, be warned, there is not always a (proverbial) pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.....
PS. WORDY told me you couldn't get it up the last time you 2 were together. Might be time to try the little blue pill.
stickyson, 1391065004
Geez 4 this morning, 4 this afternoon they must be the only people left that you haven't pissed off or were they family??? Aah my mistake even family would have to draw the line somewhere!
stray-gator_2, 1391070199
Perseveration: the pathological, persistent repetition of a word, gesture, or act.
Perseverance: steady persistence in a course of action in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.
Some forms of dementia, traumatic brain injury, anxiety and OCD can cause people to perseverate. Or perhaps they're simply sub-human, and don't get what the rest of us implicitly understand. They repeat words and tasks or try repeatedly to solve problems, but are left frustrated and unsatisfied. They're not necessarily insane, but stuck in a non-productive pattern due to a glitch in brain function. Some medications or CBT tools may prove helpful. Or perhaps a bullet.
There's also the psychodynamic construct called repetition compulsion where people unconsciously repeat past conflicts in an attempt at mastery. We want to finish unfinished business, so sometimes we re-create old, unresolved problems for the potential of a better outcome. A typical example would be a bloke who was rejected by a smart girl in his early teen years and therefore seeks out pliable, heavily-dependent or compliant and, always, much younger women in his adulthood. Or a bloke who feels it's always his duty to regale apathetic, on-line "friends" with his dribble to show how smart or well-read he his. Or someone who is drawn to crowds of better adjusted/smarter/nicer looking/etc. people where they always feel left out. They're all trying to finally conquer some old feelings of rejection. But even if they do succeed today, it doesn't erase the pain from the past.
Let's not confuse perseveration with perseverance. A persistent quest against a fear or toward a goal is often the best course of action. Repeating the same constructive behavior over and over, hoping (one day) for a positive result is difficult but virtuous. It's the effort made by eating muesli (as distinct from, say, a dozen eggs) every morning, brushing your teeth after every meal and daily exercise. It's Mother Theresa tirelessly serving the poor. Or someone working to systematically overcome shyness, build healthier habits or communicate better rather than just rant, rave or say the same thing over and over. The qualities of perseverance, consistency, loyalty - these are beneficial to health and well-being. And they're doing the same thing every day, hoping for some measure of progress.
So how do you tell the difference? Perseveration feels compulsive, hopeless, helpless, automatic and unsatisfying. There is a desire to stop, but stopping doesn't feel like an option. Perseverance feels like striving toward a noble goal, and whether or not it's reached it there is virtue in the effort.
Perseverance is a strong, valuable quality. Perseveration is a troubling issue needing clinical attention. Or, as I say, a bullet.
grog-an, 1391071581
very insightful, but watch out, WORDY might go gossiping again to her girlfriends about who you are.
uplift, 1391075165
Gimp : A sex slave or submissive, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction. 'Bring out the gimp'
The gimps are out. Have another snort groges, have enough and you might say who you are. Wordy reckons moth.
goofball, stickyarse, what would you do if it wasn't for me. This is it, this is your life. Its all you do. No me, you have nothing, you've got zilch.
Gimp : A sex slave or submissive, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction. 'Bring out the gimp.'
Do you use the term gimp to describe disabled people bruteless? Doesn't suprise me in the slightest. Here's my take on disabled people.
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p775/Uplifted/Disabled/CareAidReference4_zps4209fce5.jpg
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p775/Uplifted/Disabled/CareAidReference5_zps2d754fbd.jpg
Yamatji people too, so you relate the term 'gimp', to disabled people? Doesn't suprise me.
goofyfoot, 1391075533
It's all I do. With out you I have nothing? Nah Mick I've got mates to hang out with, plenty..
You wouldn't know what that's like hey?
Poor fella...
Get a grip you demented cunt
stray-gator_2, 1391076909
Dear Michael,
Please join us in the 21st century anytime that you're ready.
Love,
Ali
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gimp
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fucktard
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshat
grog-an, 1391077032
poor old paranoid Biff. Another common trait of bullies is never being able to admit they are wrong. Now he will perseverate? (is that the right word gay-strator?) about me being moth, while fantasising about his little girlfriend WORDY.
uplift, 1391089566
'Classic symptoms of the cowardly bully biff , NEVER TAKING ON ANYONE OF HIS OWN HUGE SIZE.'
'if I ever saw you acting that way towards kids OR PEOPLE SMALLER THAN YOURSELF.'
'but I don't doubt that you have physically intimidated kids OR OTHERS SMALLER THAN YOU.'
Now the gimps are getting really confused, more confused than ever before. Huge guys will do that to you. Suddenly its not fair on little guys, when big guys are around. And this is after all the gimps blathering about the disadvantages of being a big guy, and how little guys have it made? Now its just not fair to be a little guy, when someone else, namely me, is a huge guy? Little guys need protecting. Big guys are meanies, bullies. Little guys are moth eaten, big guys are bullies, wordy said big guys are too big for little guys, grogesy and the bronzed gimp, who was created by a huge guy, are gonna be big guys...
The only sense we can make of the gimps, is that I am a really big, a huge guy. Humble shucks, but yeh, fair enough, ok, that's obviously true. And goofer has heaps and heaps of mates, and they all sit around reading about me, the really big, huge guy. And that's because they've got heaps of really interesting stuff to do if they want to, and they hate reading about me, the really big guy, because big guys are bullies, and little guys are... caml, could you verify any of this please?
And, I nearly forgot, this whole time 'little spud souffle' more confused than all of his gimp sidekicks, has been buckled in his highchair for his own good, that he needs because he's really fit, but just gets tired from sitting around, and his back's fucked, but he has an amasing physio? And furthermore, if somebody doesn't let 'little spuddy souffle' out soon, he's gonna jump out, just like a huge guy would? But if we met him, we'd see he's actually really 'big spud souffle'? Could you also verify this please caml?
brutus, 1391092321
Hmm uplift....the slang word gimp....
gimp (ɡɪmp)
n
1. US and Canadian a physically disabled person, esp one who is lame
So just be a bit careful when you use some of your terminology as its obvious that you are not a wordly person but one that seems caught up in his own intellect,or lack of......as you are just joking..right??
brutus, 1391093135
Hmmm .....uplift your ego preceeds your lack of knowledge or even worse you copied your narroa definition of gimp from the same reference as below but conveniently left out point 1.......as usual to support your flawed argument.....
seems like a lot of people know you here and you have a complex about being big.........I will ask Caml and see what he comes up with.....
gimp
(1) a derrogatory term for someone that is disabled or has a medicial problem that results in physical impairment.
(2) An insult implying that someone is incompetent, stupid, etc. Can also be used to imply that the person is uncool or can't/won't do what everyone else is doing.
(3) A sex slave or submissive, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.
Look at that gimp in the wheelchair
Dude, quit being a gimp and take a hit!
Bring out the gimp!
uplift, 1391115049
That's what I said, you have referred to, and associated disabled people with 'gimps'. Its what you do. You even have to prove it. I have evidence , once again, the only one here to ever have any, of my opposite stance with disabled people, including Yamatji disabled people.
And now, even more confusion from the lead gimp. Despite being an advantage, the worse possible scenario, the worst insult, unwittingly, infallibly ingrained in bruteless's sub conscious is:
BELITTLE! BE LITTLE: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG............ NNNNNNNOOOOOO, not that!!!!! Any thing but that, please....... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BE LITTLE:
1. To be little
2. To be a tiddler
3 To be a squib
Whatever happens in your life, don't BE LITTLE! Its the worse thing ingrained in human consciousness.
Poor coach bruteless, spruiking that little is the way to go, big is detrimental, but, just don't BE LITTLE... ahhhh the internal stress, the never ending angst.
Be big, the ultimate!
BE BIG!
Have a go coach brutsey, you can at least try and be like me!
brutus, 1391116141
ahh uplift..you started with....."Try and get an appointment sticky gimp,"
The gimps are out. Have another snort groges, have enough and you might say who you are. Wordy reckons moth.
"Now the gimps are getting really confused, more confused than ever before. Huge guys will do that to you.
Suddenly its not fair on little guys, when big guys are around. And this is after all the gimps blathering about the disadvantages of being a big guy, and how little guys have it made?
Gimp : A sex slave or submissive, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction. 'Bring out the gimp.'
Do you use the term gimp to describe disabled people bruteless? Doesn't suprise me in the slightest. Here's my take on disabled people.
The only sense we can make of the gimps, is that I am a really big, a huge guy
Hey ahh Uplift you used the word gimp to describe people on this post,all the above are attributed to you..I merely asked why you would use such a term.....and you explained that your meaning was......
"Gimp : A sex slave or submissive, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction. 'Bring out the gimp.' ....you know now this is not the true meaning......and you as usual have demeaned and denigrated......well just about everybody......
maybe you are a super mean hero
fraser-gordon, 1391119739
I think you guys don't know what your dealing with .http://i.imgur.com/BPtLG3f.jpg
fraser-gordon, 1391120176
Now this one was taken from the backblocks of Bramfield same car but no driver?http://i.imgur.com/9b5Mpop.jpg
brutus, 1391120183
ahhh is that uplift...now it all makes sense!!
uplift, 1391123946
Bruteless, see, I am your morning, your meaning, you are unconsciously drawn again, aaahhh, the internal angst.
' I wont be drawn, strongest athlete in the world, inside foils, 170mph boards, vests, little guys... aaaahhh, fuck this shit, where's big lifty, what's huge lifty doin?'
'Lifty, with this huge, big heart, the big muscley fella, has created a haven, a world, a life where gimps can just come, and be accepted as gimps. Every gimp is gradually drawn out, free. I don't judge them, I just allow them to be. Now look, they are even posting pictures of their morning ritual... first thought for the day...
' where's huge 'lifty? Could we ever be huge too?' Maybe 'lifty can...' Where is he, the big fella, what's he doin', the huge guy, what are we gonna do now?'
southey, 1391128024
Lifty's getting closer to the afterworld .... speaking in tongues now , i see .
Possessed by the long gone ghost of Charles Atlas .
The bigger they are the harder they fall .....
It was a Heart Attack wasn't it ....... fibrillator anyone ... such a massive heart struggles to pump for too long ..... careful you ( your head ) don't get too big , we don't want the world revolving around you , it'll fuck the tides here for next week .... lol
brutus, 1391133339
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....................speaking in tongues could be right........I wonder if he's worked out I am in a completely different time zone.........and still disrespecting handicapped people even though ,its been made clear that his word is very disrespectful.........bit like the N word here in the USA........but each to their own.......its about respect!!
especially self....!!
away, 1391134012
Well, most of this is going right over my head. An old rivalry or something from the pre-digital age resurrected via the convenience of the internet?
Considering it is about 4 against one here I think Uplift is doing pretty well.
Anyway, it is pretty entertaining so keep the slurs coming lads.
Have at it.
stray-gator_2, 1391140866
[quote=away]Well, most of this is going right over my head. An old rivalry or something from the pre-digital age resurrected via the convenience of the internet?
Considering it is about 4 against one here I think Uplift is doing pretty well.
Anyway, it is pretty entertaining so keep the slurs coming lads.
Have at it.[/quote]
Yeah, most of its going over Upsadaisy's head, too. Sad story of a sad life.
And what makes you think there's four of us? Could be one of us with four personalities and sign ins to match. Could be Mick Bourne just talking to meself. Could be you in another space and time dimension.
wellymon, 1391143889
11th dimension to say the least.
String theory at its best.
OOOppps I meant muscle theory.
Brutus, I thought you were up all night, no sleep, hanging on to the foil fin at all means cost...?
uplift, 1391144180
'we don't want the world revolving around you'
But, here you all are, revolving around me, the big guy, the huge, good looking guy, the excitement machine, literally juggling gimps at will.
'bruteless, do the dishes, what the fuck are you doing, what's that you're looking at?'
'Nothing honey.'
'bruteless, give me a look, whats's all this about a big good looking guy? Fuck, he's really clever, give us a read... hey, I've heard of him, he's that huge guy... give it here!'
'No I haven't finished reading 'lifty's stuff yet, give it back... please honey!'
'We can read it together. What a wonderful, big hearted huge guy, look at all those testamonials... why can't you do anything like that?'
'I am, I'm making RCJ the world's greatest athlete a board that does 370 mph honey!'
'Oi brutso, where's me 370 mph board, ya said it would be done weeks ago... oi what's that yar farkin' looking at, gizza look?'
'Its nuthin, just ordering some resin'
'That's bullshit RC, He's reading about this huge good looking guy, its all he does all day, he came to the US to get better internet'
'Oi, that's 'lifty, caarn, gizza look brutless, he might be able to build up me farkin toothpick legs.'
'Yar legs are stronger than farkin' lairds yar farkin' idiot, stop belittlin' yarself.'
'I carnt turn me farkin' boards, caarn, gizza look.'
'Here, we'll all read it together... 'oi where's 'lifty farkin gorn, now whata we garna farkin do...?'
Oi 'soufle' yar said me farkin highchair would be done months ago... whats that yar looking at?
'Nuthin'
'Gizza look, hey, that's the huge good looking guy everyones' talkin' about?
'nah, i'm stil reading it!'
'Caarn souffle', gizza look...arrr faark, now goofer and swelling are fightin over it... oi come back... give us a look yar...
'gatsey, grogesy, get up, your 'sposed to be out looking for work, this is ridiculous, a couple of grown men living with their mummy... fuck'n gimps, what's that you're looking at?'
'nuthin mummy...'
'bullshit gimps, hey, that's that huge guy everybody...'
Mrsuplift, 1391144380
Finally something witty and funny honey.
Forget the dumbbell bullshit keep that shit up mick. Actually worth reading. Fire the fuck up mick me darling, tell us big boy!
wellymon, 1391144956
Swelling, gotta love that one.
10 more pages to go,
Agent Hornby.
Can't wait, will keep Away, Away.................................Not.
trickykid, 1391149452
Uplift you could be a psychological study case for delusion. Wearing tight skivvies doesn't make you a tank...it just makes you look like a chubby love child of a teletubbie and a wiggle.
If you are such an elite trainer, why do you work in a small country town devoid of elite athletes? Why do you have so much time to rant about your deluded theories on the internet if you are so busy training?
Why don't you take your weight division concept to Zosea - you'll be laughed out of the building.
As for your claims of your surfing accomplishments...go back to hassling 17 year old kids at the hotspot when it's 2 foot, and going over the falls at the right when it's 3 foot. Chimp.
goofyfoot, 1391150196
Uplift that was actually hilarious! Your still a 1st prize knob though
gromfull, 1391156369
Away, I think there is more than 4,
Tricky kid classic,
Go on oh super Lord of the self obsessed universe, answer that lot,
Sad thing about you is that you've admitted your age, thought you would have worked it out by now,
Do you pay someone to wash your mirrors in your gym, or do you wash them yourself, you wash them yourself , don't you big guy
Mrsuplift, 1391157257
I wash em long time
gromfull, 1391157852
Don't think there will be a response for a while, he's in front of the mirror training all those clients
barley, 1391159806
I dunno why you lads give air to this fuckwit..I think a lot of you must enjoy it..If you really wanted to fuck him over ..you could ring up his employer or let the mainstream media know about a 'well respected' trainer with a very offensive potty mouth who continues to abuse and degrade people for having an opnion different to his..ACA or TT would have a field day!..! but hey its fucken funny reading all this shit!!
I might say some things that people don't agree with but I respect another person for their right to have an opinion.
Uppy its about time you realize your not KING shit..you might think you are but your not..Muscle isn't everything..Agility is.110kg of pure muscle or 110kg of pure muscle and agility....110kg of pure muscle or 85kg of pure muscle and agility..do you get what I'm saying? prob not...
why try and tell a goose its a duck when it will always be a goose!!
grog-an, 1391160242
WORDY told me your moth too gromfull, looks like im gonna come and bitch slap you after all, WORDY doesn't lie, he also told me to tell you gimps that I did charge out at blacks, and also at hotspot. WORDY said that I never bitch-slapped a 12 year old boogie boarder that didn't deserve it. WORDY SAID SO, SO BAD LUCK!! you scrawny little gimps
grog-an, 1391160306
uhhhhh... oops. wrong log in. disregard last post.
grog-an, 1391161165
hi barley, he is obviously a few sharp tools short of of a six-pack in the tool shed, and it is obvious to everyone on here he shouldn't carry on like this. but I would never mess with a person's livelihood, and would suggest noone else did either. He ruins his reputation enough on his own, and other people's associated with him. Wordy.
stray-gator_2, 1391164308
[quote=barley]I dunno why you lads give air to this fuckwit..I think a lot of you must enjoy it..If you really wanted to fuck him over ........ [/quote]
I for one don't enjoy it.
Yet.
gromfull, 1391164879
Wow I'm not me, what a relief, I really thought I was someone else,
Mrsuplift, 1391165660
C'mon my big australian muscleman ooooh c'mon and tell em how it is. I will be out the back feeding the donkey.
southey, 1391166924
feeding or riding ... or both ???
uplift, 1391168531
barley, did you see the title of this particular thread, and the obvious reason the thread was created? The thread was created to actively facilitate and allow people to harrass me, and to attempt to 'fuck me over' as you put it, online, which on many occasions on this website, has also been directed at my wife. The thread simultaneously, actively allows a few people who have repeatedly stalked me on this website, an outlet to do so.
I am my own company, my own employee, so you are talking to me about threatening to 'fuck me over', and interfere with my business. I have recently won more awards for this business, and actually train many respected solicitors and business people in the town. If you like, call me to 'fuck me over', I'll pass this all on to my solicitor, and you guys can sort it out. Or, catch up with me in person if you like?
I have lived and surfed here for a long, long time, plenty of time, ample time for any of these people, or you, who obviously know much detail about me, where to find me, to sort out whatever issues they claim need sorting out. I observe this cyber stalking, etc, which is illegal, because like through all those years, I can't be bothered with it. They never have and won't air their views personally to me, despite having so much time to do so. At least here, with particular aid of the Swellnet team, they have a venue for some actively pursued, illegal cyber stalking and some stress relief.
gromfull, 1391168615
Ba hahaha, days of our lives, the swellnet restless, cyber stalking, go a bit hard at training tonight did we, stop staring in the mirror and the voices in your head might go away
gromfull, 1391168987
Ba hahaha, days of our lives, the swellnet restless, cyber stalking, go a bit hard at training tonight did we, stop staring in the mirror and the voices in your head might go away
stray-gator_2, 1391169135
[quote=uplift]barley, did you see the title of this particular thread, and the obvious reason the thread was created? The thread was created to actively facilitate and allow people to harrass me, and to attempt to 'fuck me over' as you put it, online, which on many occasions on this website, has also been directed at my wife. The thread simultaneously, actively allows a few people who have repeatedly stalked me on this website, an outlet to do so.
I am my own company, my own employee, so you are talking to me about threatening to 'fuck me over', and interfere with my business. I have recently won more awards for this business, and actually train many respected solicitors and business people in the town. If you like, call me to 'fuck me over', I'll pass this all on to my solicitor, and you guys can sort it out. Or, catch up with me in person if you like?
I have lived and surfed here for a long, long time, plenty of time, ample time for any of these people, or you, who obviously know much detail about me, where to find me, to sort out whatever issues they claim need sorting out. I observe this cyber stalking, etc, which is illegal, because like through all those years, I can't be bothered with it. They never have and won't air their views personally to me, despite having so much time to do so. At least here, with particular aid of the Swellnet team, they have a venue for some actively pursued, illegal cyber stalking and some stress relief.[/quote]
Baaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaahahaahaha.
Pot, meet kettle
Sides, don't split.
NOW you're invoking the law.
Priceless.
Asshat.
barley, 1391171229
Uppy the inference for'fucking you over' is to give you some perspective on your attitude and behaviour..but...you wanna call your solicitor?please do as all the evidence of your behavior is recorded on this website..to enter a public slanging match in where the other perpetrators have backed out and you have continued is both idiotic and pure ego driven. I am sure your future prof. career as a gov. appointed motivator/consultant would be severly diminished as a result of them see-ing your bullshit..maybe future local clients? If I were you I would just chill the fuck out! but hey you wanna dig a deeper hole for yourself ...by all means go for it!
stray-gator_2, 1391173318
[quote=stray-gator_2][quote=uplift]barley, did you see the title of this particular thread, and the obvious reason the thread was created? The thread was created to actively facilitate and allow people to harrass me, and to attempt to 'fuck me over' as you put it, online, which on many occasions on this website, has also been directed at my wife. The thread simultaneously, actively allows a few people who have repeatedly stalked me on this website, an outlet to do so.
I am my own company, my own employee, so you are talking to me about threatening to 'fuck me over', and interfere with my business. I have recently won more awards for this business, and actually train many respected solicitors and business people in the town. If you like, call me to 'fuck me over', I'll pass this all on to my solicitor, and you guys can sort it out. Or, catch up with me in person if you like?
I have lived and surfed here for a long, long time, plenty of time, ample time for any of these people, or you, who obviously know much detail about me, where to find me, to sort out whatever issues they claim need sorting out. I observe this cyber stalking, etc, which is illegal, because like through all those years, I can't be bothered with it. They never have and won't air their views personally to me, despite having so much time to do so. At least here, with particular aid of the Swellnet team, they have a venue for some actively pursued, illegal cyber stalking and some stress relief.[/quote]
Baaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaahahaahaha.
Pot, meet kettle
Sides, don't split.
NOW you're invoking the law?!
Priceless.
Asshat.[/quote]
uplift, 1391175543
I have lived and surfed here for a long, long time, plenty of time, ample time for any of these people, or you, who obviously know much detail about me, where to find me, to sort out whatever issues they claim need sorting out. I observe this cyber stalking, etc, which is illegal, because like through all those years, I can't be bothered with it. They never have and won't air their views personally to me, despite having so much time to do so. At least here, with particular aid of the Swellnet team, they have a venue for some actively pursued, illegal cyber stalking and some stress relief.
brutus, 1391180772
oh c'mon uplift, you started the day with comedy and you finally showed me a touch of your real side ..even if it was at my expense......whats that old saying sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.....but any form of wit is greatly appreciated and shows there must some kind of humanity lurking in that roid ridden brain of yours.....
as for all your claims of being an upstanding and uplifting kind of a community guy.....and your delusional rants and feeling you are now cyberstalked ........there is enough of your ramblings and threats to bury any kind of reputation you think you have......
hey I enjoyed your self appraisal of a big great looking guy that is the worlds envy.....we are all lucky that you seem to be a small town version of Charles atlas...as I am suremrs Uplift would have all kinds of problems keeping her big hunk of man away from all the swooning women throwing themselves at Mr Uplift with gay abandon..............
but then isn't there a down side to all those...ahhh ..supplements...shrivelitis and the peas and a toothpick??
hey just for the record I am pretty sure cyberstalking does not include a post made in your own name,that is expressly about arguing with that posotee ..and he answers repeatedly.......one might just have to call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance .......
groundswell, 1391192695
Was the bourne trilogy and sequels written about you Mr Bourne?
stray-gator_2, 1391201477
[quote=uplift]I have lived and surfed here for a long, long time, plenty of time, ample time for any of these people, or you, who obviously know much detail about me, where to find me, to sort out whatever issues they claim need sorting out. I observe this cyber stalking, etc, which is illegal, because like through all those years, I can't be bothered with it. They never have and won't air their views personally to me, despite having so much time to do so. At least here, with particular aid of the Swellnet team, they have a venue for some actively pursued, illegal cyber stalking and some stress relief.[/quote]
You have lived for a long, long time, true. But not in this town, in this part of the world. Here, you're still a blow-in, a transient, a temp. Some of us have family histories on the Eyre that stretch back to the Buffalo. That makes you a jumped-up wanna be. Yeah, we know where to find you. That's this town for you. Everyone knows about everyone else. Even the trash.
wellymon, 1391208769
[quote=grog-an]ummmm.. not sure what you mean welly. are you asking about the biff comment??[/quote]
No-worries grog-an, I think I got a little lost with GS's post way back.?
All good now :)
uplift, 1391256562
Just to make it clear, never!!!!!
uplift, 1391256649
No udes, all the grovelling, snivelling and begging me to come back won't work. Forget it! For good means...
uplift, 1391256674
Well, kind of... maybe...
uplift, 1391256746
Stop trying to draw me Bruteless... antichrist...
uplift, 1391256766
STOP IT!!!!!!!
uplift, 1391256787
IT WON"T WORK!!!!
uplift, 1391257526
'Well, most of this is going right over my head. An old rivalry or something from the pre-digital age resurrected via the convenience of the internet?
Considering it is about 4 against one here I think Uplift is doing pretty well.'
Yes its nothing new, and as usual, 4, particularly 4 gimps, is no where near enough. As you can see, it always ends up 5, 6, 7, 8... 10 and so on. Naturally, there is a huge lure to be the pack of gimps that takes out 'lifty. Every gang of pipsqueaks watch their Bruce Lee movies over and over, rehearsng the screeches and sneers, day in day out, living in the hope that a liitle pack of gimps can make good. Whilst the fame, the bragging rights all seem a good idea at first, soon reality strikes... enter the 'net warriors'. Coach bruteless. Hard nut trainer of elite athletes, tamer of blacks, good looking, surfboards travelling at unmeasurable speeds, local rippers, moths, maggots, and the dream... the heap of little guys that took big 'lifty.
The lure has been great for many over the years, however, success, non existent. So they end up here, gimp graveyard, the swellnuts. The most was a pack of 16, led by 'little frayzee gordon'. Leader of the famous, the feared, 'The Fighting Gordons'. I was actually unaware of the whole scenario. Apparently they hid out up the back of blacks, where they usually hid when it was over 3 foot, psyching 'emselves up for days, every Bruce Lee screech rehearsed to perfection. Wordy claims they mounted a charge down the sandhill, 'little frayzee' squawking and screeching 'yoga the big cunt'. Totally unaware of the swarming gimps, I just happened to step out from behind the car, the setting sun silhoutteing my huge, rippling frame, and the screeches became frantic, child like, desperate screams. They scattered in all directions, dust everywhere. Later the 'Fighting Gordons' claimed that they had gone up to huge, massive, death defying caves, and conquered it. A familiar story around blacks. The reality is, they ended up washed through here, gimp valley, team swellnuts, the gimp grave yard.
Anyway, enough history, its now obvious to all that I will always be a huge, rippling, good looking target for washed throughed gimps. So, I absolutely must announce right now, that I cannot, no, I will not be drawn into interacting with despicable antichrists like bruteless, flaunting their musceless frames with gay abandon. AND ESPECIALLY ON A WEBSITE THAT DOES WHOLE ARTICLES HIGHLIGHTING OTHER PEOPLE"S BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stuupin' to a whole new level!!!!!!!!
I will never, ever, ever, promise, to ever be drawn into conversing with morons and gimps, like bruteless again. Ever, never, ever!!!! So, thanx guys I have really enjoyed some of our banter.....this time over and out for good.........have a nice life ya all!!!
goofyfoot, 1391263602
Find a friend cocksmoker
southey, 1391267195
he has three friends Goofy ...
COPY , PASTE + REPEAT ..... They are Deluxe , Amasing , Rippling , Handsome , Huge and totally devoid of self awareness and standing amongst others , like himself . Some guy named Wordy told him so ....
Did Elliston get to small for you Life Ed ... Movin' up to Lincoln putting you on the map is it .... next thing your gonna tell us is you personally built Makybe Diva from scratch .... or you created the GAB from carrying the weight of Aust . on ya shoulders ...
gromfull, 1391291584
Is this all it took to get this social, internet retard off this site, everyday the same shit no matter what the thread,
mehollywood, 1391295779
http://maishafitness.com.au/?post_trainers=mick-bourne
Just checking ,is this the big handsome best ever everything we are talking about ?
wellymon, 1391297817
There's that old cheeky smile again, no wonder your lovely wife loves you.
Mr Cheeky loves a wind up.
Don't go Mr Cheeky, tell me some more about my mentor, Bruce L__.
stickyson, 1391299103
Thanks for that mehollywood, stupidly thought I was dealing with someone that needed to grow up a bit, but after checking out the profile I now realise he has nowhere to go in that department, sad so sad
stray-gator_2, 1391301041
To use one of the favored words from your limited vocabulary – you really are amasing, aren’t you, Mick?
Amasingly stupid. Amasingly asshatted. Amasingly narcissistic.
Only a person who is all of those things would think that he could say all of the things you’ve said over the past year or so, and no one would care. A person so sure of himself and his absolute authority on – well – everything and everyone that he would leave such large and easily traced clues as to his identity and whereabouts. The same person who has rubbed just about every bloke in this town up the wrong way at some point or other. A person who did not realize or, if he did, did not care about, the irreparable damage his own stupidity and crass idiocy has done to his credibility in a town where the only thing that matters is reputation.
Good luck with the looming retirement, old boy. Maybe you can eke out an existence writing articles for Model Trains Yearbook. Let’s just hope the new missus doesn’t find out too soon the sort of bloke you really are.
brutus, 1391302151
now I am really having a laugh....just checked out big handsome MB......I am nearly stumped for words...nearly....................ahh looks like a a grey haired nurse......sorry pardon the pun...could have been a great white...but the great would being dong the word an injustice........
well I guess he's nearly gone never ever to be nearly seen again maybe.......been fun ,but still he likes to use the word gimp as an insult......I think he might have realized if any of his comments went public he would be in serious shit........especially professionally...but he does have 4 contacts on linkedin......now that's impressive!
blindboy, 1391303514
Whatever else he has done he has certainly provided many of you with hours of fun and been big enough to take it all on the chin and come back for more.
stray-gator_2, 1391303762
Yeah?
Nah.
blindboy, 1391304804
Reverse shunted anyone lately gator?
stray-gator_2, 1391305595
[quote=blindboy]Reverse shunted anyone lately gator?[/quote]
Absolutely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90CphLco3Q
blindboy, 1391308235
So are you the cute little pink one or the big brawny green fellow?
brutus, 1391308391
WTF......this is getting like comedy central.......hey BB ...I think uplift just got in over his head...coming back for more...he just could never admit he was wrog at the beefed up was the be all end all...aspecially for surfing we all know that's just not true....but we did have a good time ...until I melted down a bit,but had a really bad couple of personal days......but I should have just shut up instead of venting......embarrassing really,but isn't the first and probably not the last....
guys toot toot...
stray-gator_2, 1391308560
[quote=blindboy]So are you the cute little pink one or the big brawny green fellow?[/quote]
Dunno, didn't watch it.
blindboy, 1391310509
....and all this time we thought you really were interested in model trains. Shame gator shame!
yorkessurfer, 1391313794
Are we back onto trains again? Cool:)
The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built them in England ,
and English expatriates designed the U.S. railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.
Why did 'they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
So, who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long-distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions.
Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts,
which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.
Therefore, the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot.
Now, the twist to the story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will notice that there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs.
The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah.
The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit larger, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site.
The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel.
The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.
So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.
CHOO CHOO!
blindboy, 1391314908
.....I'm thinking that would have to be an Imperial horse's arse rather than metric!
wellymon, 1391319165
[quote=stray-gator_2][quote=blindboy]So are you the cute little pink one or the big brawny green fellow?[/quote]
Dunno, didn't watch it.[/quote]
Thats a forward shunt S-G2, with one then two then........
uplift, 1391320255
Gee, I wonder where the gimps are, what they're doing today?
The funniest thing is, this really is some of you guys 'world'. A handfull of you honestly think this is it. The 'world'. Its fucking hilarious. In the actual world, I am the only one in this comedy 'world' that can produce any evidence of any type of results regarding exercise and fitness. That's called the real world.
I did recently win business of the year, among other awards. Bruteless, the exact opposite in the real world. And re training, post some of your real world results, rehabs etc.
Here, The Bronzed Gimp, groges, souffle's etc, get to squawk up a storm, but in the real world? Forget it. Put something up that you guys have done. Zilch. Crickets ho!
I made you gimps a 'world', a 'world' to be something, somebody,out of the goodness of this huge heart. I deserve a medal. No one else even acknowledges gimps, even coach bruteless is trying to ban them, effectively eliminating himself.
uplift, 1391320427
So, thanx guys I have really enjoyed some of our banter.....this time over and out for good.........have a nice life ya all!!!
uplift, 1391320527
So don't even try to speak to me... even if I melt down, because I wont even answer anyone... ever!
uplift, 1391320543
And ever means EVER!
uplift, 1391320570
Well, sort of ever... maybe ever!!!!!
uplift, 1391320611
I just had a bad day, so its now or never...EVER!!!!!
uplift, 1391321063
Well, what I mean't to say, is I had a really, really really bad day. I actually ventured out into the the real world... fuck that, what a fuckn' floggin'.... forget fuckn ever, I'm back!
simba, 1391323444
Uplift ,im glad the humour has come back.Welcome back,you were gone to long.
Mrsuplift, 1391323610
Glad to hear we are back honey.
uplift, 1391332173
'Excuse me officer, my name's the 'Bwonzed Gimp', I'd like to repowt a weawy serious cwime!'
'Now, now sonny, dry your eyes, blow your nose... shit is that what I think it is?'
'No, no officer, I was just makin' pancakes and sneezed and some of it went up my nose.'
'Ok, calm down, take some deep breaths, there, there, stop ya' snivelling, stop all that white stuff running out of ya nose, now start from the beginning.'
'Well, well anyway, bruteless said rossy c was the most powerfull athlete that ever lived, and he trains lots of elite guys, plus everyone knows his legs are stronger than even laird's, and then this big, mean guy that keeps pickin' on us reckons its bullshit, an' waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!'
'Now, now calm down, here, here's some more tissues, dry your eyes again, and calm down.'
An', an'... sniff, sniff, snivvle, snivvle, well anyway, then he started calling us gimps an' stuff, an said he could train people an stuff, an bruteless can go 370 mph, but he's just trying to figure out how to measure it, but he won't ever speak to anyone anyway, because he melted down, an' souffle' made a high chair, and goofer said 'Pavlich' is a wanker, and he knows heaps about footy, and welly dressed up like a gimp, an'... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
An' well, anyway, then, then, then he reckon's semi pro surfers are pipsqueaks, an' nobody want's to watch em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'
'Well, sonny, we've checked your story out, the big guy's actually my trainer, and what he said is actually all true'.
'Who are these people in the white coats officer.... whats that big needle for, and the wubber band?'
'Now, now sonny, everything's gonna be alright, the men in white coats are your friends, the needle will make you feel better, and the rubberband is to restrain you.'
'Well, well, did I tell you's all about Thomas Tank, and twains an stuff, corse I'm weawy cwever an' good at that!!!!'
Mrsuplift, 1391336364
Pathetic honey.
uplift, 1391338262
'And then welly sthaw some aliens, an' him and coach bruteless are making a secret board thing, and the big guy's mummy said...'
'What's that needle for?'
stray-gator_2, 1391338418
Hunched over the keyboard, tongue between the teeth for - what - 5 hours? And that same ole, same ole boring as batsheet drivel is all you got?! And it's not like you'd be gettin laid or anything to fill in the time. Christ, what a fab life you've got ole son. No more than you deserve, mind.
uplift, 1391339052
Not as boring or pathetic as watching it, or having nothing to do but wait for it! Its all I need. Captivated gimps. The best thing in their life.
stray-gator_2, 1391340950
Technology is a wonderful thing, you dimwitted piece of aged beefcake.
southey, 1391341782
sg2 ,
Are you David Thorne , and Lifty is really Simon Dempsey .
" http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vsga6 "
Mrsuplift, 1391342628
C'mon mick give up. Not funny. I can't understand why you persist with this crap. All the people who read this in your little town know who you are and are surely rolling around laughing at you
uplift, 1391342828
'If you don't take that wubber band off me, wight now, and wet me go, my fwend in the highchair will get you!!!. Heeth got technowogy...we measure ouwe faths an sthtuff... Whats that needle fouwr!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Yorkthey heeellwwwpppp me, ith not faiwr we're juth gimpths!!!!!!!!!'
stray-gator_2, 1391342987
[quote=southey]sg2 ,
Are you David Thorne , and Lifty is really Simon Dempsey .
" http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vsga6 "[/quote]
Yes.
I mean, No.
uplift, 1391343054
'Thumbody tewll hith mummy!!!!!'
brutus, 1391363620
Gee I am uplifted by MB's dialogue on his so called real world.....ahhhhh this place is called swellnet and has a certain sorta Surf feel and the subjects are ...surfing...that's where guys ride waves and talk about the sport /Art of surfing....
you seem to be hell bent on just whinging about how handsome,muscle ridden,BIG,trainer extrordinaire,all round community good guy....award winner.......
then you bullshit in making up stories to support your feeble life........and delusions of grandeur .......have you ever..
Towed
consistently ridden a wave over 10 '..Hawaiin size
ridden a 5 8 tow bd
ridden 10 6 gun in 20'plus surf
spoken with big wave surfers about their equipment
spoken with shapers about big wave equipment
actually seen any guns or tow bds
done anything tech in surfing other than pumped iron to slow ya down...as you are a legend supa hero surfer at blacks...
not insulted people who are not as well of as off as you such as kids with cancer,people with disabilities
I think if we rounded up all your comments from swellnet and sent them to the proper authorities me thinks you might be in deep doo dah......
but carry on please you are a source of what not to be in life ....which I think makes us all feel ,well pretty good about our lives.......as life could be hell of a lot worse...we could be you...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uplift, 1391390815
If you look at the perceptions re surfing, and see how they hold up in the real world, there are glaring inconsistancies. One perception much bandied about here, is that Pro Surfers are much more flexible, coordinated, and skillfull than other athletes, and have extremely strong cores, and need to be much smaller and lighter to be so. The real world has however glaringly shown the exact opposite to be true.
When a world champion surfer, still regarded as good enough to surf on the circuit, entered the 'Dancing with the Stars' competition, where all contestants were on a level playing field, he was found to be the one of the least flexible, least fluent, least coordinated and least skillfull of the contestants. Judged the actual worst performance ever. His lack of core strength, and in surfers in general, was also highlighted, by himself. Great guy but... can he do anything other than surf? An unfit chef, twice his size won the contest. Thats the easily verifiable real world facts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlYY5tGZX1c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0SjjO2wIUI
Surfers tend to think who could be more gung ho than big wave surfers? Like wise, when Kobi Abberton entered a similar diving based contest as one of the only people still in his prime, and absolutely no doubting his gung ho performances in the surf, most surfers assumed he would easily win. Yet, on an equal playing field, a retired cricketer proved that there are equally or even more gung ho people than much proven, top heaviest of wave surfers.
Highly successful big wave surfer Richie Vaculik's foray into UFC has shown that weight divisions are crucial, and that being a bigger, stronger, heavier athlete is a huge advantage, not hinderance. The dancing contest also put the superior flexibility, grace, timing, coordination etc argument of the much smaller surfers well and truly to sleep. The training load, and commitment of other elite athletes is made crystal clear in the UFC scenario.
As clearly portrayed on here by so called 'experts' the perception is that correctly applied weight training and size, increased weight, is a hinderance to performance. Yet, glaringly, in the real world a much better than average surfer, who was ranked amongst one of best to ever surf Gland by his peers, cites weight training as key to being able to deal with injury, avoid surgery, and continue surfing at an even higher level. Even getting the best wave of his life. That infuriates the 'experts', a common scenario when they are proven wrong in the real world, so the wagons are circled and the discrediting tactic is employed. Despite all proof to the opposite. Bruteless then claims blacks is nothing, yet Peter McCabe who I surfed with there, who is a legend at Gland, said, and proved, the exact opposite. Surprise surprise.
Clean and jerks used properly are a universely loved and adopted exercise by elite athletes. Again, despite the classic public, and 'expert' misconception concerning Olympic Weight Lifting, athletes know the exact opposite is true. They are the ultimate, transferable test, and developer of flexibility, explosive power, speed, core strength, and overall strength and fitness, and can be utilised in many ways. They quickly expose flexibility and strength weaknesses. I have tested many surfers with them and they always get a huge shock. The technique can quickly be taught by experienced practitioners, whereby skill is soon exited from the equation, exposing what's left, what's wanting.
The athletes learn crystal clearly, that if for instance a surfer a similar size to the average pro struggled to get reps with say 30kg, the ability to get 60kg overhead for reps will only be possible by genuinely improving flexibilityand core strength in particular, along with overall joint integrity, plus much increased explosiveness and overall strength and cardio performance. That's the real world.
All of this is easily verifiable, and is what happened, is happening, in the real world. Here many misconceptions are prolific, and protected by any means till the end.
goofyfoot, 1391391116
Did you just write the same comment in two different threads?
The best big wave surfer in the world (Shane Dorian) weighs roughly what, 75kgs..
Same as the best surfer in history (Kelly Slater) 75kgs..
Both lean, fit, flexible athletes..
Not muscly, ripped, bulked up bicep curling, clean and jerking weight lifters.. Why are you constantly comparing surfing to other sports.. This website is about surfing..
Not mma, ufc, Olympic weightlifting, boxing blah blah blah..
No one gives a fuck about "overhead reps", just overhead waves uppy
brutus, 1391398815
Hmmm Blacks Vs Cloudbreak,Chopes,G-Land.Tombstones,Bluff,Mundaka,...and on and on we go.......
cycd, 1391404810
Off topic,
Brutus Cy here, are you back in aus and contactable re new boards?
Mrsuplift, 1391412138
If you right upsy daisy why can't you surf any good?
OLD MATE, 1391420072
Go buy a jetski and have some fun instead of arguing on the internet over shit no one cares about...
For fucks sake...
My midget fight team will choke u out and make u tap out so fast you'll think u are in a purple fog made of lycra...
brutus, 1391440324
Hey Cy back in a couple of weeks....off to Hawaii next week for a bit of R&D.......then home for a month...
ACB__, 1391548735
this is the most retarted thread ever.
Like the horse arse rant tho.
grog-an, 1392543909
I know all about sharks, more than anyone on here. Let me tell you why.
So one day I go into Elly pub, everyone was pleased to see me, girls trying to chat me up and guys I don’t even know trying to buy me beers. Amasing stuff. Anyway I let Bob buy me a beer and he tells me about this crazy scientist that come into town and trying to tell the kids at the school that their are 3 theirs. There, their and they’re. I said bullshit their all the same word, they sound exactly the same he’s just making up 2 extras and changing the spelling. Bob says “that’s what I thought too, but I wasn’t sure, but I knew you would know the right answer.”
So I go straight down to the school to see this csiro science man from the big smoke.
“what’s this I hear about you trying to brainwash the kids around here with 3 different theirs?”
“I’m just teaching them the differences between there, their and they’re. English is a complicated language”
“Their is only one their. Their all the same. Don’t try and confuse these kids with your scientific terms such as nouns, verbs or possessive adjectives.”
“They are not scientific terms, and I’m not a scientist. I’m a teacher.”
“All you scientists are the same, just ask the indigenous people of this country. They were going just deluxe for 60,000 years and then you came along.”
“ummm… I’m not sure what you are talking about”
“Well let me tell you. This fat chick came to me, none of you so-called expert scientists could help her, had her on all sorts of crazy low-fat diets but she still put on wait. Hilarious. So I “trained” her hard for 12 weeks (if you know what I mean ;)), had her eating a dozen boiled eggs a day, duck fat and a couple of big macs. Look at these 2 photos. Before and after. Now try and tell me I don’t know about quandongs”
“quandongs??… Uhh.. anyway she doesn’t really look much different and why is she holding that newspaper. Isn’t that what they do with hostages in south America??”
“ohhh so now you’re an expert on the health and fitness industry are you?!? The newspaper shows how long it was between the before and after shot. And don’t believe anything you hear about me holding fat chicks hostage and me making them eat eggs and cream”
“Well actually it doesn’t prove anything. I think you’ve been watching too many Hollywood movies. You could keep a newspaper from today and use it 6 months later for your after photo. The only thing it proves in the movies is that the person was alive as of that date, not how fit they are or how much they weigh, besides you can’t even read the dates in your photos.”
“Look you scrawny little gimp scientist, you know nothing about fitness, I once sucked off Toddy Archer in the carpark and then he went out and got the best barrel of his life. I’m the best basketballer in Elliston and pro surfers aren’t even fit, did you even see the pipe final JJF and Kelly, and one time Maurice and wayne came to town, another time kango and rabbit did too and I showed them all. It was amasing. So I’m telling you the composition of this chicks blood changed don’t even worry about the newspapers in the photos. WORDY SAID IT TOO, SO BAD LUCK”
“Wait.. who is JJF, Kelly or maurice? And what do they have to do with me teaching children correct grammar?? And whilst I’m not a scientist, it seems you have something against scientific process yet you claim to have changed the composition of this “fat chicks” blood by “training” her hard. How exactly did you measure that?”
“By tasting it of course, here look at these 2 photos. Before and after. Fat chick in the back ground holding a newspaper. That’s me in the front tasting her blood. See my thumbs down. Now in this one. Thumbs up!! See you wimpy little expert scientists don’t know everything. Now let me tell you about sharks…..
udo, 1462846523
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grog-an, 1462851399
hahaha.. this is the best thread ever! thanks udo.
Mick Bourne - no credibility.
"WORDY SAID IT!!!! SO BAD LUCK!!!!!!" - jealous OLD Biff Tannen
grog-an, 1462867036
That time when old Biff threatened an innocent person online based on his little boyfriend wordy whispering in his ear.
[quote=uplift]... I probably bitch slapped you a little bit too hard last time I was ordering you out of the water again, never mind. Anyway, WORDY RECKONS you are moth, so looks like I will be up there after all! WORDY, THE VICCO 'DIPLOMAT' SAID IT, SO, BAD LUCK! [/quote]
He really is a top bloke though! He has a few references to prove it. Just a little misunderstood