dr-surf, 1523834584

On Ya Kanga. keep Surfing.

daisy duke kahanamoku, 1523836767

Last photo.... looks like Caitlyn Jenner interviewing MR with ex-Republican Senator Fred Hemmings standing to MR's right.

stunet, 1523839575

Good spotting. Also a small amount of irony with Kanga receiving the trophy from Fred, while only two years later he'd wrest control of the sport from Fred when the ASP quashed the IPS.

tango, 1523869140

I'm not so sure he deserves those sort of accolades when you consider his "achievements" in the broader context of surfing, as opposed to competitive surfing and the juggernaut we have today. It might be great for him to be 65 and standing there watching a comp at Main Break, but there is a lot of collateral damage strewn behind him.

I wonder what surfing would be like these days if Kanga and the boys (and girls) had taken a different path. All the "participants" in pro/commercial surfing might have benefited, and recreational surfers might have been better off for the product development which has followed it, but I'm not sure the benefits outweigh the costs.

I'd prefer a less crowded Margarets lineup and dirt car park any day.

blindboy, 1523872363

The bludgers comment is self serving. This was the line that the proponents of pro surfing took, that surfers were, or were seen to be, anti-social, while they, being respectable sporting types,would rescue surfing for the sons and daughters of the middle classes. It's true that the tabloid news outlets of the time were just as anxious then as now to create stereotypes and demonise any group who did not conform to their own narrow views. The reality was very different. In my experience of the times surfers, as a generalisation, were infinitely better behaved than many more respectable groups. Think footballers, clubbies, university college types etc etc. nor were we bludgers. My mates were tradesmen, journalists and engineers as well as shapers and glassers. So to see someone who should know better resurrect the tabloid line as a justification for their own career is a bit pathetic.

memlasurf, 1523873709

Never a big fan of Cairns thought he was an arrogant prick back in the day. Wouldn't say hello to fellow Aussies who weren't up to his standards. I personally wouldn't deify him as I reckon he had a fat head. MR, Simon of course, him and his mate Townend, Nup.

blindboy, 1523875257

He was outstanding at Sunset so you have to credit that. Also, much as I disagreed with him, he was absolutely up front, what you saw was what you got.

memlasurf, 1523879151

Fair enough, and your right he was a beast at sunset, a real power house from what I saw on the vids and you would have seen him first hand, so no argument there. When I saw in on Breaking down the door, I thought you are still a dick as did my sons and his mates, and they had never heard of him.

Phil Jarratt, 1523925714

Kanga was always an acquired taste, like a really smelly blue cheese. But as BB notes, you always knew where you stood, he never left you wondering. Murph is a fine writer, I can't wait to read how he handles the complex issue of Ian, who, whether you loved him or loathed him, was a dominant and dividing figure of his era.

blindboy, 1523930737

I just want to find out if he talks about that Waimea wipeout. He bit my head off once for mentioning it. I reckon it was the heaviest fall of that generation. Has time healed the wound?

CryptoKnight, 1523942586

Here’s a very positive view of a scientific surfing technique for dealing with such atrocities blinder. Dare I even raise the truth, but in a nutshell, it was actually you who introduced the technology and technique to the surfing world. It was you who pointed out the remarkable infallibility of the famous Sydney Giggling Circle technique for dealing with chomped scones etc. Even including smashing and defeating a rampant, boogying arnie. However, again dare I even raise the truth, but in a nutshell again, it’s you who continually highlights the technique’s continual failures. To this day you often relive through these journals, Prawn’s off the charts sneer/fade/laughter and lecture debacle, where you were that hapless, giggleless I might add, victim. Now you relive the kango head chomping debacle, again as a hapless, giggle free victim. I think it’s only fair to point out that the technique is well, a dud. To be honest a quick slap and dunk works wonders. Although again, dare I be honest, and I’ll understand that the ‘official’, ‘officials’ version of surf history is often bereft of anything resembling the truth. So MR, Richo and those other fuckwits lied about those stinking, shitbox, crappy, ###***ing, lousy, ****’n twinnies! Even though they didn't. Blame me if it helps, load up the big shoulders, that’s what they’re for. Not to mention the back.

blindboy, 1523944468

Yeh I shoulda slapped him down but he had already copped a hiding that year from the aloha, peace, love and let's sort this out like civilised humans, Oahu welcoming committee. Shit my whole life is a failure, I even missed my chance with the twinnies, I look back and think how I could have ripped up those 2ft shories on one of those original McCoy models you're probably too young to remember. But now I got more fins than I know what to do with, three, four, I'd even try five but couldn't be arsed working out where to put it.....and no I am not going to put it there.

CryptoKnight, 1523944667

And while we are at it, as for the phenomenal muscularity, bodybuilding, and triceps that I am continually accused of by trolls, and continually have highlighted, well you know what I didn’t even want them! They just kept growing and getting younger to this day! I want to be a flabby, crippled, sensible, injured, responsible old fart unit like you guys, and it’s not my fault I’m the total opposite!

CryptoKnight, 1523944667

And while we are at it, as for the phenomenal muscularity, bodybuilding, and triceps that I am continually accused of by trolls, and continually have highlighted, well you know what I didn’t even want them! They just kept growing and getting younger to this day! I want to be a flabby, crippled, sensible, injured, responsible old fart unit like you guys, and it’s not my fault I’m the total opposite!

blindboy, 1523946372

Yeh totally screwed, hips gone, sacro-iliac stuffed, brain turned to jello, gut turned into a methane production unit. How I envy you for all those hours in the gym while I was out there partying, seeing great bands, meeting exciting people etc etc, what a wasted life......and I am still up for a surf off on neutral territory, best of three heats, small, medium and large.

CryptoKnight, 1523960949

Oh no!!! No!!! Et tu Blinde?

I honestly just got home from training others, and in the dark of night I, in a nutshell, now the world’s last honest surfer, clung tenaciously to the thought of a ray of truth from blinde, author of the famous Muscles thread, only to be shocked to the core. None of it was true! It meant nothing to Blinde!

I can understand Soph, forcing her boys to delete the truth, because well, the image... it wasn’t like that! It never happened in surfer history! I can understand forum official officials deleting the truth because well, in a nutshell, shit happens! But, et tu Blinde?

I’m a simple, honest, muscular, raw boned, good looking soul. Did you ever surf blax, is all I ask them? By the way, I never did see you, is all I say. A simple no, I didn't, would suffice. In a nutshell, is that too much to ask? I wouldn’t laugh too much (of course I recognise that too much is an individual thing). Instead the answer is reams and reams and reams of, in a nutshell, bullshit and untruths!

And now this bold affront to honesty, this savage mockery of surf ing honour, in the form of this despised ASP like, mano e mano challenge! Well I haven’t surfed for around 6 months since returning from far away. I had a few surfs at blax on my return. My aim is to finish my house, far away, that’s the truth.

But as the last honest surfer, this final fib, shocking as it is, comes as no surprise. Remember when I asked you to join me in waves of consequence, as goofer bravely pitted himself against the ferocious ocean! Remember your honest reply? On page 2. This, in a nutshell, your honest pike’, so to speak. That I wrung out of you? I do, I always do even though it pains me.

‘And yeh, it's still there to do if you want to put yourself out there. Me? I'm probably too used to ease and comfort these days.‘

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/wax/356969

When I start surfing again, I’ll join you in this mano e mano quest, oh fibbing one! Train what little is left hard, my little sneak!

In the meantime, in a nutshell, why can’t I just lie, why can’t I just be crippled and injured, why can’t I have next to no brain cells or memory left! Why do I have to be the world’s last honest surfer!

Et tu Blinde? Who’d have guessed that you hated even innocent muscles!!!

goofyfoot, 1523962029

Did I just get a mention? Oh my I’m blushing :-0

goofyfoot, 1523962083

....and I’ve never surfed blax

blindboy, 1523962742

I'm actually pretty good! Surfing 5 days a week 6'0 or 6'3" but haven't been training much beyond that. Good to hear you are planning a comeback. Did kanga ever make it go blax? He was a big raw boned lad, like yourself.

CryptoKnight, 1523964881

I’m glad you survived that horrendous swim, goofer. I’ll try not to laugh re blax, I really will!

No, blinde, he didn't. However, dare I tell the truth as it gets much more exciting! No doubt the well, officially official fibs will go in the history book and rule the day, however! Yes kango did come this way, but only as far as the mighty dribs etc, including the Victor pub. All I can say is that a hotted up, orange dead beat hoon mobile piloted by a bronzed flared up geek, was rampaging through, and dead beat hooning about the streets in gay abandon! Burnouts through the wee hours, destroying any hope we surfers had of gaining official respect!

I had occasion to ‘chat’ to kango, pt, and another golden, bead encrusted unit earlier on on proceedings, and... dare I say it...

Ahh, what’s the use! Just ban me, just delete honesty from existence!!! Again. Buy your ‘tell all books’, weave, stretch and distort the truth! Fuck the truth and fuck twinnies while your at it!

They crucified the last honest bloke, why should I be any different!

Give poor fuck’n kango his threads back! Jumpsuits are back in (although, in a nutshell, perhaps a little ‘stretched’ so to speak).

Bourneagin, 1524016723

Thanks Murph for having the persistance to get the man to spill his guts .

Now it totally gives a few of us ageing warriors a chance to regale everyone with our version of history .
But for me personally it has inspired me to re visit the Gym for the first time in a long time . And now i've been a few times , but only when its not busy as i have some real issues with lifting weights around real weight lifters .
Or i wait in the carpark and wait for when new members arrive and hope i'll be lost in the crowd if someone that knows what they are doing shows up . Nothing worse than lecturing newcomers and then someone who knows what they are talking about interupts .

Now back to Kanga , should of seen the mess i made in the toilet this morning .
Hercules , my cat was well impressed and decided to re enact it in the kit.........................

Anyway gotta go and take my meds ..... oh sorry i meant supplements ...

Clam, 1524053748

Anyone see Kanga surf the Box years before anyone else ?
Have heard rumors but not sure how the true story goes ?
Was it on a single fin ???

BaSz, 1524274338

Mr Cairns lives in California, where he will help Perth’s Smart Marine Systems try to penetrate the local market with the company’s Clever Buoy technology.

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/sharks/ian-kanga-cairns-blasts-decision-to-cancel-margaret-river-pro-because-of-shark-concerns-ng-b88812143z

truebluebasher, 1524368256

Clam! Nailed it! (Cape Crusaders) Uni Paper on Cape Naturaliste /WA surfing pioneers.
Late 60's- 70's Only crazies buddy lone wolf Kanga surfing wild breaks in wilder weather.

Obvious now that WA wild breaks progressed Ian's board design for chunky wave hunger.
By 1973 on his tri-fin. Ian was crowned the best big wave surfer on the planet.

Robert Anthony Holt's theses also touches on the competitive bent of Kanga.
Cape Crusaders (Free read) Pages 98-100... re: Ian Cairns

truebluebasher, 1524381093

I doubt very much any sport could rival surfing elites.
Anglo Bodysurfing has centuries old links to princely Royal background.
Prince Philip has long been No 1 SLSA Patron.
Both he & Queen enjoyed countless OZ surf carnivals . (They loved the raw Surf athleticism)

His son soon to be King Bodysurfed & crewed a surf boat on Gold Coast WSR in 1974.
Even W.A. he won the kiss off the girl bodysurfing a crackin Cottesloe shorey in 1979
Last visit his misses detoured Comm games hangerons to dip toes in Broadbeach Shorey.
Hard to recall any Royal family visitor of 100 years more that didn't hit the surf or wish to.

1829- Pioneer surfcraft was shipped out/shaped into worlds most sought after furniture.
Original pro surfers made more than today's divas. Their surfcraft now thru-out the palace.
Happy Birthday Queen of our waves.