Submitted by factotum on Thu, 08/27/2020 - 11:12
Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank
Guaranteed LostDoggy...probably straight NE and hot with Magpies swooping...although, courtesy of SN, could actually be bucketing down from La Nina. Gonna have to give the Tigers the edge in the wet.
Statistically it seems that if you want your AFL team to win flags, name them after a type of bird or cat.
My team is named after blokes who got the stuff off ships and got haircuts at the railway hotel after work while they watched the skimpy’s and tried to keep the hair out of their beer.
Any wonder we are still waiting for a flag?
Dockers for the flag. 2023.
Ahh bless your Dockers....or Saints? hehe. Yeah alot of bird and cats in this whole situation. If it so happens your team has a dual brownlow medallist from the Lake Grace area Sickaz...i reckon you guys are on a serious up!
Ay...dockerz! Thought so!
I bet if The dockers were called the Freo Phoenix’s we would have won AT LEAST one flag on the half eagle half lion combo.
Orrr....change your farkin song!!!!!
Ha yeah now you’re pushing on a really sore point
Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high,
Swooping down to make something die,
Dissecting opposition teams like mice,
Mice completely covered in Lice,
Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high.....
Yeah anyway why couldn’t it go something like that
OMG! Lyrical genius! Give this man a beer!!....and a scarf!! Nice one mate. Waaay better...and sorry to go the cheap shot! Would be stoked to see your mob get up!
There once was a player named Fyfe,
Whose father had taken a wife,
The wife’s legs were parted,
When dad’s penis farted,
And sprouted young Fyfe into life,
Our AFL team is named after 1960's Gold Coast Sun a Page 3 Titties Newspaper.
Murdoch bought it & covered up the Titties then chucked it in the bin...mid Covid.
Brisbane Lions kitty Litter the 'Carrara Cubs'..."Please say that Kitty Litter are Cats!"
[ Club Bumper Sticker ]
[ Don't mess with Kitty Litter ]
Do you get a Club Song with that?
Can we! Just send the kidz out for a bit!..Please!
With our Gold Coast Glitter
We ain't no quitters
But we do get bitter
When we're on the Shitter
Running low on Kitty Litter
Kitty Litter we love you
Kitty Litter for 1 & 2
Wot! The school kids came up with lyrics!
That sorta dedication should win Gold Coast ...a what?... tbb...well it won't matter!
Just reminding that the plug was pulled on GC Comm Games Final Ceremony.
Odds on! Scomo bumps the double adaptor on AFL Final...("Oops, did I do that!")
OMG... are Qldurrz even allowed to bet on such a sure thing!
PS: No! Kitty Litter won't be changing their club song!
That’s what I’m talking about, those kids are winners.
haha classic TBB. The litter strip!
Welllllll, it was a big weekend...in the real world (Triple banger, SCBR of yore, same day birthdays. Occasional contributor MH here, the Curl in the Goldie, the Mung in FR76s neck of the woods. Plus Port got rolled. And cheers, Blue Diamond!)
And on here it too, it seems!
Fark me drunk!
Where do ya start??
I'm flattening beers...making the top 5 or was it top 2, #1? of the best worst fuckers on here...the go-to guy for stock tips...the go-to guy for receiving peak-misogynist pejoratives...
At least, in regards to that last one, well, all of them actually, I have strengthened the ties of brotherhood between the wee 3.
And especially the unfettered love (that dare not speak its name) and mutual admiration between, and most touching return of...Blowindo!
Huzzah! What a virtual dream team! Don Quixote and Sancho Panza ride again! Actually Sancho has a more than a clue. Um, Of Mice and Men! Info as Lenny! But then, George is a decent chap. Anyway, too literary! Jackie O and Kyle Sandilands? Too populist. No. Alan Jones & Peta Credlin! Too political. Bert and Ernie? Too real. No, no, no. I want one thick-as-pigshit toady, and one bad-haired, fat, slightly insane, narcissist with delusions up the ying yang.
Got it! Donald and Donald Junior! Trumped!
Yes, the incessant 24/7 Swellnet shit-show of bald-faced (and headed) lies, 'alternate' facts, extreme truthiness, disconnect from reality, delusion, industrial strength narcissism, bog standard bigotry, cringeworthy lickspittlin', and just general and ordinary madness.
Got us back on a USA track too!
Yew! Carry on...up the Khyber, comrades!
Sorry 'bout dumpin' Goldie Kitty Glitter all over yer site Facto'
Mental Vic's led Qldurrz astray...tbb is blaming Dan for that!
Not the first time yer Bubble was burst...(Latest Aussie craze!)
Umm! "This is the US of A site?"...not The Vicco one!! ....(just checkin')
tbb never complained once about being tracked by Facto's Comrades.
Crew Luv that American Style track...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHuI0Pw0m8
Socialised medicine for...some.