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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 27 Aug 2020 at 11:12am

Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 10:56pm

Guaranteed LostDoggy...probably straight NE and hot with Magpies swooping...although, courtesy of SN, could actually be bucketing down from La Nina. Gonna have to give the Tigers the edge in the wet.

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:29pm

Statistically it seems that if you want your AFL team to win flags, name them after a type of bird or cat.

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:33pm

My team is named after blokes who got the stuff off ships and got haircuts at the railway hotel after work while they watched the skimpy’s and tried to keep the hair out of their beer.

Any wonder we are still waiting for a flag?

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:36pm

Dockers for the flag. 2023.

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:37pm

Ahh bless your Dockers....or Saints? hehe. Yeah alot of bird and cats in this whole situation. If it so happens your team has a dual brownlow medallist from the Lake Grace area Sickaz...i reckon you guys are on a serious up!

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:38pm

Ay...dockerz! Thought so!

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Sickaz commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:41pm

I bet if The dockers were called the Freo Phoenix’s we would have won AT LEAST one flag on the half eagle half lion combo.

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bluediamond commented Saturday, 17 Oct 2020 at 11:46pm

Orrr....change your farkin song!!!!!

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 12:13am

Ha yeah now you’re pushing on a really sore point

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 12:20am

Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high,
Swooping down to make something die,
Dissecting opposition teams like mice,
Mice completely covered in Lice,

Fremantle Phoenix’s flying high.....
Yeah anyway why couldn’t it go something like that

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bluediamond commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 12:22am

OMG! Lyrical genius! Give this man a beer!!....and a scarf!! Nice one mate. Waaay better...and sorry to go the cheap shot! Would be stoked to see your mob get up!

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 1:29am

There once was a player named Fyfe,
Whose father had taken a wife,
The wife’s legs were parted,
When dad’s penis farted,
And sprouted young Fyfe into life,

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truebluebasher commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 1:46am

Our AFL team is named after 1960's Gold Coast Sun a Page 3 Titties Newspaper.
Murdoch bought it & covered up the Titties then chucked it in the bin...mid Covid.

Brisbane Lions kitty Litter the 'Carrara Cubs'..."Please say that Kitty Litter are Cats!"
[ Club Bumper Sticker ]
[ Don't mess with Kitty Litter ]

Mascot: Kitty
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/64/72/da6472c2b12216f7519e59132524a59e...

Do you get a Club Song with that?
xx(Censored)xx
Can we! Just send the kidz out for a bit!..Please!

With our Gold Coast Glitter
We ain't no quitters
But we do get bitter
When we're on the Shitter
Running low on Kitty Litter
Chorus!
Kitty Litter we love you
Kitty Litter for 1 & 2

Wot! The school kids came up with lyrics!
That sorta dedication should win Gold Coast ...a what?... tbb...well it won't matter!
Just reminding that the plug was pulled on GC Comm Games Final Ceremony.
Odds on! Scomo bumps the double adaptor on AFL Final...("Oops, did I do that!")
OMG... are Qldurrz even allowed to bet on such a sure thing!

PS: No! Kitty Litter won't be changing their club song!

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Sickaz commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 1:32am

That’s what I’m talking about, those kids are winners.

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bluediamond commented Sunday, 18 Oct 2020 at 9:40am

haha classic TBB. The litter strip!

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factotum commented Monday, 19 Oct 2020 at 4:45pm

Welllllll, it was a big weekend...in the real world (Triple banger, SCBR of yore, same day birthdays. Occasional contributor MH here, the Curl in the Goldie, the Mung in FR76s neck of the woods. Plus Port got rolled. And cheers, Blue Diamond!)

And on here it too, it seems!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Fark me drunk!

Where do ya start??

I'm flattening beers...making the top 5 or was it top 2, #1? of the best worst fuckers on here...the go-to guy for stock tips...the go-to guy for receiving peak-misogynist pejoratives...

At least, in regards to that last one, well, all of them actually, I have strengthened the ties of brotherhood between the wee 3.

And especially the unfettered love (that dare not speak its name) and mutual admiration between, and most touching return of...Blowindo!

Huzzah! What a virtual dream team! Don Quixote and Sancho Panza ride again! Actually Sancho has a more than a clue. Um, Of Mice and Men! Info as Lenny! But then, George is a decent chap. Anyway, too literary! Jackie O and Kyle Sandilands? Too populist. No. Alan Jones & Peta Credlin! Too political. Bert and Ernie? Too real. No, no, no. I want one thick-as-pigshit toady, and one bad-haired, fat, slightly insane, narcissist with delusions up the ying yang.

Got it! Donald and Donald Junior! Trumped!

Yes, the incessant 24/7 Swellnet shit-show of bald-faced (and headed) lies, 'alternate' facts, extreme truthiness, disconnect from reality, delusion, industrial strength narcissism, bog standard bigotry, cringeworthy lickspittlin', and just general and ordinary madness.

Blowindo!

Got us back on a USA track too!

Yew! Carry on...up the Khyber, comrades!

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truebluebasher commented Monday, 19 Oct 2020 at 1:51pm

Sorry 'bout dumpin' Goldie Kitty Glitter all over yer site Facto'
Mental Vic's led Qldurrz astray...tbb is blaming Dan for that!

Not the first time yer Bubble was burst...(Latest Aussie craze!)

Umm! "This is the US of A site?"...not The Vicco one!! ....(just checkin')

tbb never complained once about being tracked by Facto's Comrades.

Crew Luv that American Style track...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHuI0Pw0m8

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Westofthelake commented Saturday, 24 Oct 2020 at 7:50am

Socialised medicine for...some.

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