If you know what I meme........

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Sheepdog started the topic in Saturday, 5 Mar 2016 at 7:07pm

A place to post your all time fave memes.... Meme wars encouraged, laughs, insults, and general mayhem..

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indo-dreaming commented Monday, 18 Nov 2019 at 6:50pm

Scarily it's not fake news either.

Please Stunet give me an ignore button for Talking Turkey, Shatners Basoon, Dale Cooper, Factotum, Pupkin, and any new fake profile he decides to create.

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AndyM commented Monday, 18 Nov 2019 at 7:16pm

Don't worry Indo, the taxpayers will all chip in for your enlargement when you finally choose to do it.

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Westofthelake commented Tuesday, 19 Nov 2019 at 12:07pm

What about the one on his forehead? Any chance of a transplant maybe? Ooops, thinking aloud....

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velocityjohnno commented Tuesday, 19 Nov 2019 at 2:06pm

Facto just saw your dog call centre meme, funny!
Also my eldest just educated me on the girls screaming/white cat with food meme and we've been over at:
https://www.facebook.com/classicalartmemes
hours of cultural interpretation there
better get back to looking busy :)

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velocityjohnno commented Tuesday, 19 Nov 2019 at 2:12pm

Annnnd: we can make our own ones here:

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/193536551/Girl-screaming-at-cat

OK legends, open group-build of girls screaming at cat, who can do the funniest?

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Blowin commented Tuesday, 19 Nov 2019 at 3:47pm

When someone bolts on a spontaneous mission to potentially score sick waves in a remote , exotic , low -key destination ....and you can’t go because you’ve got a family thing .

via Imgflip Meme Generator

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factotum commented Tuesday, 19 Nov 2019 at 4:18pm

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Blowin commented Tuesday, 19 Nov 2019 at 5:38pm
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factotum commented Tuesday, 26 Nov 2019 at 1:29pm

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum...

Sing us a song...

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factotum commented Monday, 25 Nov 2019 at 5:43pm

Too soon?

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factotum commented Sunday, 12 Jan 2020 at 10:23am

Aspirational.

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factotum commented Sunday, 1 Dec 2019 at 11:30am
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factotum commented Monday, 2 Dec 2019 at 1:08pm

Solo.

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zenagain commented Monday, 2 Dec 2019 at 1:16pm

Gold!

1173

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truebluebasher commented Tuesday, 3 Dec 2019 at 3:55am

President of Nothing is racing up the charts.
QUID PRO QUO POGO (Fan Merch!)
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1201303407560142849/VeQ4TVq3?format=jpg&n...
Punk Trump 1234-GO
https://thenextweb.com/distract/2019/11/22/these-songs-inspired-by-trump...

I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO
TELL ZELLINSKI
TO DO THE RIGHT THING
'I WANT THE WORLD 2 KNOW'
THIS. IS. THE. FI. NAL. WORD.
FROM. THE. PRES. OF. THE. U.S.

Morrissey Blue Nuthin'

Quid Pro Scat Folk

Teen Emo nothing really matters (Just leave me alone!)

The Ent er tain er

New Wave Dub Quo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjZJIr61JEI

Born in the US of Nothing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Gq3vXFAtT/?utm_source=ig_embed

Nuthun Hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGauzlf9I3k

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factotum commented Wednesday, 4 Dec 2019 at 2:36pm

Careful, he might hear you...

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truebluebasher commented Thursday, 5 Dec 2019 at 12:33am

Mind you we Qld Punks were hopeless at 'quietly' flying under the radar.
+ tbb must surely be out of social credit...thanks to recent posts.

Can detour the crew onto Today's Trippy Tram Trip...(Real Life Meme!)
Bumpy start as lady with cancer had a few years at best but a million probes first.
tbb departs hospital with blurred vision re:(Eye Tests) Can't drive so take the Tram.

This Bloke susses tbb & races over & pleads to take tbb's coffee cup...a bit isolated!
Some Hardcore Recycle scheme? Nope, he throws it in the bin beneath me!
Reckons he's a Ghost! (Right!) tbb could barely see a thing so saw nothing weird.
The fact that Mr M could speak Qldurr Punk Basher was a great leveller.

Asks tbb how you go about spending $400...a proposition or Newstart Allowance!
tbb replied that it was hot, so choose a cool relaxing haunt to blow yer dough.
Mr M chose Brisbane! tbb said that's a lousy choice, best to hang by the river then!
We board the Tram & tbb minds him (bad habit!) Usually Police step in about now!

He retells a horrid dream of his Father playing up on his Mum..."We all say Horrid!"
tbb said it's more a real life nightmare for most & his dream was just that...Simple!

Mr M had just spent $100 on Chocolates in Surfers'. (You onboard now!)
Chocolates is recent slang for ice & $100 = 2 points 0.2 grams (A few days hit)
https://ndews.umd.edu/sites/ndews.umd.edu/files/dea-drug-slang-terms-and...

Mr M says he's hot & rips his shirt off & starts sitting in every possible spare seat!
Swinging off every bar he can find...mind you with grace of an Olympic gymnast.
As you can imagine, Mr M is burning up & no seat is cool enough and it shows.
Weirdly polite the whole journey, never really blowing his cool. All ended well!
tbb is not condoning drug use...just sharing a trip with a tripper! Mr M says see ya!

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factotum commented Thursday, 26 Dec 2019 at 2:55pm

Paging Alanis Morrissette.

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surfstarved commented Thursday, 26 Dec 2019 at 7:03pm

Except I'm pretty sure Alanis didn't actually know the meaning of ironic...

Don't let the bastards grind you down

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factotum commented Thursday, 26 Dec 2019 at 11:04pm

Um, that's why she should come check this out...

Sheesh.

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factotum commented Thursday, 2 Jan 2020 at 9:13pm

A Christian observation.

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factotum commented Friday, 3 Jan 2020 at 10:14am

While there's grass on the wicket...

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factotum commented Friday, 3 Jan 2020 at 11:27am
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factotum commented Wednesday, 8 Jan 2020 at 7:54pm

So the Liberals started a twitter hashtag to try and blame their failures on the Greens...

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mowgli commented Friday, 10 Jan 2020 at 9:24am

Classic.

Can't for the life of me remember how to embed an image in a comment. What service you using Facto?

nah....yeah...but, nah

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Blowin commented Friday, 10 Jan 2020 at 10:39am
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factotum commented Friday, 10 Jan 2020 at 11:44am

Previous instructions, Mowgli, as well as good reading!

https://www.swellnet.com/comment/602688

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Pupkin commented Wednesday, 18 Mar 2020 at 12:57pm

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy!

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Pops commented Wednesday, 18 Mar 2020 at 1:25pm

^That's a good one.

He who hesitates is lost

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Pupkin commented Friday, 20 Mar 2020 at 1:36am

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?

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indo-dreaming commented Wednesday, 25 Mar 2020 at 3:36pm

Please Stunet give me an ignore button for Talking Turkey, Shatners Basoon, Dale Cooper, Factotum, Pupkin, and any new fake profile he decides to create.

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indo-dreaming commented Wednesday, 25 Mar 2020 at 3:37pm

Please Stunet give me an ignore button for Talking Turkey, Shatners Basoon, Dale Cooper, Factotum, Pupkin, and any new fake profile he decides to create.

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indo-dreaming commented Wednesday, 25 Mar 2020 at 3:38pm

Please Stunet give me an ignore button for Talking Turkey, Shatners Basoon, Dale Cooper, Factotum, Pupkin, and any new fake profile he decides to create.

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Blowin commented Wednesday, 25 Mar 2020 at 3:42pm

It turns around and leaves the propriety.....or else it gets the hose again.

https://youtu.be/tDgS6qLsVM4

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AndyM commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 12:45pm

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Pupkin commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 12:47pm

Hahaha.

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Blowin commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:15pm

China either created this virus in a lab or created it by Stone Age cultural practices which have threatened the world previously.

China hid the existence of the virus , persecuted Doctors who tried to warn the world and then lied about the extent of the threat.

China began to purposefully export the virus around the globe whilst simultaneously plundering other nations for their essential and life saving medical supplies .

China is now preying on vulnerable economies with attempts at buying strategic economic companies and assets.

Yet on what do the mental pygmies of Australia focus their ire ?......

Orange man bad !

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AndyM commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:08pm

Mate if you think I'm not furious about China's ransacking of world medical supplies, you're dead wrong.

I do try to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Blowin do you think it's reasonable for Trump to talk about opening the U.S up again by Easter?
What a knob.

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Blowin commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:09pm

Sorry...it was intended for Fake Left Facto.

I appreciate that you’re smart enough to hold two opinions simultaneously and to arrive at those opinions from your own cogitation. Unlike FLF.

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Blowin commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:14pm

I reckon Trump is talking confidently whilst taking action.

Really ....I haven’t been paying attention to Trump or the US too much. Hardly at all , to be honest . So I don’t really know what’s going on over there . All I know is that theyre victims of Chinese Bioweapons *just as much as we are.

* Whether they purposefully created the virus or not doesn’t lessen the extent to which they PURPOSEFULLY exported the virus .

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stunet commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:18pm

Trump has changed his tune more times than a Wurlitzer. Impossible to criticise Scotty and not also give the axe handle to Trump who's been far, far worse.

At the least Scotty is appearing to listen to experts while Trump's opinions are spinning like a windvane in Kansas.

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AndyM commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:45pm

I don't see Trump talking about the U.S. being back to business as usual in a matter of weeks as being confident, I see it as being somewhere between dishonest, reckless and delusional.

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Pops commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:46pm

Read an interesting article this morning which seemed to be trying to get inside Trump's head:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/trump-tires-of-social-distancing-...

"Standing in the corner of the Oval Office, there's an elephant armed with an AR-15.

The threat of a social unrest is very real in the minds of American policy makers and police chiefs.

An angry nation, heavily armed and cooped up through summer without income, is a dangerous proposition if there's any real sense of scarcity on the streets.

Look what happened in New Orleans in the days after Hurricane Katrina when a slow emergency response left thousands trapped with little food or water. "

Of course, it could well just be that he's looking after his own self-interest.

He who hesitates is lost

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AndyM commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 1:58pm

I find this photo fascinating, it looks like South Africa - an impoverished underclass who are dressed in not much more than rags amidst a tangible sense of decay.

It suggests that if the shit hits the fan in the U.S., large parts of it are not far away at all from social meltdown.

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sypkan commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 2:05pm

"I don't see Trump talking about the U.S. being back to business as usual in a matter of weeks as being confident, I see it as being somewhere between dishonest, reckless and delusional."

... well it is trump... not to be taken literally and all that...

I just think he is trying to appear confident in the face of this...

"So I don’t really know what’s going on over there . All I know is that theyre victims of Chinese Bioweapons *just as much as we are.

* Whether they purposefully created the virus or not doesn’t lessen the extent to which they PURPOSEFULLY exported the virus ."

and making it up everyday as he goes ...like everybody else...

also, US very different to us, private health system, and it's people (insured/not, documented/not) will react very differently to ours. I dare say they've calculated their collatoral damage very differently to us

he's bunkering down for survival

he's totally in over his head, making some dumb/reckless decicisions, but also fighting a very different beast to the rest of the world ...internal and external... plus the abc article above...

clusterfucked would not be over stating it...

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AndyM commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 2:09pm

The States are pretty much the last place in the world you'd want to be in in this kind of situation.

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Pops commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 2:21pm

Andy, Yep.

And it looks to me like the shit's likely to hit the fan to some extent whichever way trump goes; only if he chooses to lose control of the virus it's gonna be an infected, ultra-contagious shit.

He who hesitates is lost

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Pupkin commented Friday, 27 Mar 2020 at 3:18pm

"I reckon Trump is talking confidently whilst taking action.

Really ....I haven’t been paying attention to Trump or the US too much. Hardly at all , to be honest . So I don’t really know what’s going on over there."

Hahahahahahaha.

Caroma-virus.

Stop. You're killing us.