Win copies of The Return of Gonad Man
Gonad man is back! It's been a long time, twenty years almost, and our well hung hero barely recognises surfing anymore.
Surfing in 2016 is vibrant, it's compliant, it's mainstream...and it's being totally fucked over by Bongwater CEO "Quick" Bill Silverberg.
With the help of Derek Blynd and an ensemble of ex-pros and industry men, Goney escapes from the Broken Down Surfers Home to foil the plans of Quick Bill and save surfing.
Sutho is giving away four copies - signed copies no less! - of The Return of Gonad Man. To win one be the first person to answer any of the following four questions.
Leave answers in comments below. Once a question is correctly answered it's closed, move onto another question. Only one book per person so if you know all the answers don't be a smart arse and write 'em all down.
Hope that makes sense. We're doing this on the fly.
Question 1) Name Gonad Man's gorilla friend?
Question 2) Where does Gonad Man come from?
Questions 3) Name Gonad Man's girlfriend?
Question 4) Who is his competitive arch-rival?
Comments
Smelly Skater his arch nemesis.
I deleted the other three
Oh fuck sorry- I didn't read the last bit. I was in too much of a hurry.
Ha ha...you beat me to it then.
Phew! I love Gonad Man. Cutting edge ribald humour- as it should be:)
Gonad Man's gorilla friend is called Frank!
Yep, so that's Questions 1 and 4 sorted.
Zen and Danbiso can you shoot your address details through to:
[email protected]
Gonad's GF was Lala?
Yep, shoot your postal address to the email above CM.
One question to go...
He came from the Jungle. Illegitimate child of Ginger and Duke
Yeah but nah. The jungle island had a name (very similar to one of the other answers).
He comes from Lala land?
Ding ding. Shoot your postal address through Maddog.
[email protected]
I believe the correct answer would be Gilligan's Island if it is where he was born
Might be a technicality here. Lemme get back to you Yocal.
Excellent!
Thanks Swellnet and thanks Sutho for the laughs.
Frank the gorilla . there was a guy at g.land who sutho must have modeled frank from , his name was gerald saunders . He was out on the point at g.land bobby camp forever
Q1 Gorilla is Frank
Q2 I don't care about the jungle, I am interested in Gonad Reef
Q3 Girlfriend is Lala
Q4 Arch Rival is Smelly Skater
And Quick Bill had no right to take over Gonads Island home and turn Lala against him.
Southo, love your work since the beginning. Good to see you are back.